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2018

Aug

Amber Rose Pussy Papaya of the Day

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Stripper turned Rapper Fucker Turned Amber Rose is out there pretending to be an empowered slut, doing things like slut walks, posting pics of her pubic hair and breast reduced tits that are still fucking massive, paving a way in the world as some low level celebrity who isn’t really a celebrity but rather some kind of personality thanks to Kanye Fucking her before he moved onto farm animals like the Karadashians….

She’s doing some feminist photo of the Papaya Pussy or the Pussy Papaya depending on who you ask…and the whole thing is on brand and on trend and what you’d expect to find a slutty girl who has been fucked a lot to be doing on her social media to celebrate sexuality and women sexuality to justify why being a sex worker got her where she is, rather than in the gutter with a crack addiction like the sex workers I like…

Whenever I see the instagram THOTS doing fruit pussy and trying to position it as empowering or art I laugh…then try to masturbate….knowing they aren’t showing their actual pussy cuz it’s mangled…the way we like it.

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2018

Aug

Ali Larter Bikini of the Day

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Ali Larter, the Whipped Cream Bikini girl from 100 years ago…when Whipped Cream Bikinis were exciting to people in movies…before they seeked out gaping double fisting asshole porn…..you know the simpler time….is all old as fuck in a bikini…not a whipped cream bikini but a bikini nonetheless and some of you may find that really fucking exciting because you’re lives are miserable piles of shit…like the women you fuck….or barely get to fuck…because even they don’t like you…..so you jerk off to Ali Larter in a bikini like the weirdo you are….

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2018

Aug

Kelly Rohrbach Ass in Shorts of the Day

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Kelly Rohrbach is pretty uneventful, but Leo DiCaprio has had sex with her, possibly anal sex with her, or maybe other specialized freakish sex with her, because he’s rich and famous and has all the pussy he wants, that he likely does weird shit to the girls he makes his girlfriend, and he likely needs weird things done to him to get off…

I mean kids these days, with all their porn watching, are all fucked up perverts just from watching porn, I can’t imagine what kind of weirdness Leo is from being Leo and living the Leo life…

I just know that her ass isn’t that great and if I was Leo, this would have never been my public girlfriend, but I guess he fucks dudes and has different standards than I imagine I would have if I was an A-List celebrity.

She’s in short shorts walking around lost now that Leo has moved on and she’s got nothing really going for her besides a rich family…and that’s about all there is to do with that…

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2018

Aug

Victoria Kosenkova Topless of the DAy

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Victoria Kosenkova has the kind of name I can get behind…a Russian one…because she is Russian…and whether she’s positioned as a model or whatever…I know her soulless existence…her dark and cold like the communist flat she was conceived in…is amazing…trained to be the best there is at whatever she does and willing the cheat, like and steal her way to the top…which often times involves sex work in varying degrees and for that reason alone….my love for Russian women….I appreciate this Victoria Kosenkova topless for Purienne, the OG instagram photographer, who was taking pics like this from before there was instagram.

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2018

Aug

Just a Crackhead in Brooklyn and Other Videos of the Day

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Female Driver of the Day

Convenience Store Clerk of the Day

Jackpot of the DAy

Ninja Squirrel

Angry Rich Guy Freaking Out of the DAy

Crane VS Overpass

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2018

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s hard to not hate myself knowing that I was on the internet in 1995…I built my first website for an HTML class at a community college in 1997….I ran a website in 2000 for a clothing company….but wasn’t very good at it, but I understood the basics, knew the future was that but instead of creating a business when every single online business was possible…during that second internet crash….I took to drinking and partying….and wasting my time on message boards and chat rooms and MSN messenger, ICQ and AOL…trying to get nudes before digital cameras and nudes were really possible….I’d watch porn, lots of porn from Teen Models and celebs…watching them load slow on dial up….waiting for the pussy section….but never launching businesses…

Even this DrunkenStepfather site was a joke, not a business, it was on Blogger…which google bought and ended up shutting me down…but before they did I had my own site running…still never a business…..while Facebook, Myspace, Instagram, Uber, Paypal, fucking everything including Amazon happened.

It’s like I was sitting there on the sidelines of this total revolution, where money was being thrown at people, and I even knew a bit about it…but instead…chose to be a loser..

It’s weird to think about.

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Kayaking Down a Waterslide
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Marriage is Expensive as Shit
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Hilarious Public Urinals in France
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Sluts in Bikinis in Miami
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Taylor Swift Celebrates 1 Year of Being Groped
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Thw World YoYo Championships are Still a Thing
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Firefighter Saves Small Dog…
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2018

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was talking about this the other day. I have a few friends who always felt like they weren’t good enough because they werent’ the ones molested by their teacher they found out was molesting people for 45 years as a teacher…..

As it turns out it is one of the most common jokes people who have been in close contact with molestors makes…

Whether Alter boys or little leaguers…..

But what it comes down to – is that it’s probably better to not be molested….Unless it’s by those female teachers who are all fucked up and in their 20s, unlike all the old ladies who taught in the 70s and 80s I remember…who look like they’d be great teachers of fuck….in which case…we can only fantasize about it cuz we’re too fucking old to be 14 again and raped by our hot teachers….

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Todd Bridges from Diff’rent Strokes is Amazing and being Accused of Amazing Things…
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Bolt On tits in a Bikini
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Erika Jordan – Whoever that is – Pulling her Tit Out
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Penn Jillette Said Donald Trump is Racially Insensitive…Who Cares
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Ugly Bella Hadid Wants to be Cher
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Bella Thorne Ripping Off Make-Up….
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Matt Lauer is paying his wife a shit ton of money….
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Isla Fisher – Cleavage
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Squeaky Ferris Wheel…
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Bartender Defends Herself from a Grabby Spectator
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Dude Doesn’t Like Dude Looking at his Girlfriend’s Butt
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The Dumbest TV Reboot is Happening
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Kayaking Down a Waterslide
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Kourtney Kardaashian – Yellow Bra
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What Every State is Best and Worst At
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This Dude Sucking Borat’s Strap On is just the Funniest…Poor Guy….I actually felt bad for him
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Perky Teen Tits!
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Guide to Carrying Loose Change
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2018

Aug

Pink TERrifying Cross Fit Body in a Bikini of the Day

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Pink has never been hot to me….and remains not hot to me…and her music’s pretty fucking shit too.

She was always masculine, built like a tank, or like a cross fit girl who can squat 300 lbs, and I guess that’s hot to some of you, people are obviously into that kind of thing, but those people are either lesbians or faggots in the closet cuz they can pretend bitch is a man while sticking it in her ass that she demands you fuck her in because she likes it better than putting it in her obsolete pussy.

The amazing thing about PINK is that she has the confidence to get in a bikini whilst looking like this, but then you remember she’s rich as fuck, and white trash, so who gives a fuck she’s won….

The other amazing thing about PINK is that she’s had a couple of kids, whilst looking like she’s more the kind of girl who jerks off her dick….

I am not a fan of whatever this is…but that doesn’t mean you’re not a fan….so this is for you Fag.

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2018

Aug

Fat Ashley Benson and Cultural Appropriator Cara Delevingne Fake Kiss of the Day

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Everyone is a lesbian….especially when they are fame whore attention seeking overrated trash like these two scissoring cunts….

I can’t imagine anyone gives an actual fuck about Cara Delevingne now that her weird trendy for a minute while not being hot has blown over. I don’t even know how that happened….or about Ashley Benson the fat girl with fat tits cuz she’s a fat girl from Pretty Little Liars or some other teen show I never watched but that made her famous for being more than the dump truck she is….

But the two love to show the paparazzi that they are in love, in a troll, in a joke, in a statement…that reminds me of college aged girls who used to makeout with each other back in the day…before girl on girl was a thing…in the scrambled porn era of catalog masturabtion….when it was actually an OMG these girls are desperate and I love it…while now it’s jut boring as fuck….

If they aren’t fisting each other, or double fisting Ashley Benson’s cunt like she double fists In and Out Burgers…I’m not interested.

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2018

Aug

Anne Winters Naked of the Day

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Anne Winters is luckily not Ariel Winter’s sister….but is just as much of an attention seeker trying to get noticed in the media due to her acting career….as a Daytime Emmy Award winning Actress from her life on a Soap Opera…which is basically Safe For Work pornography for stay at home moms and those on disability milking the system…making this half nakedness “warm bath” content for her feed just make sense…because she’s basically one step away from being a pornstar…when this trying to be an actor thing blows over…

Oh, I just googled her, she’s on 13 Reasons Why, a show that hasn’t made enough weak teens kill themselves…so I guess porn isn’t an option, however, nudity on social media is, it’s a generational thing, even though she’s 25 years old…playing a high school kid, like how a straight dude is playing a gay guy on Disney’s first homo movie, despite all actors being gay….

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