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2018

27

Jun

Stephanie Beatriz for Playboy of the Day

Stephanie Beatriz is some Argentina actress from the show Brooklyn Nine Nine…something I’ve never seen…but that I am posting because she’s from Argentina and Argentina just won the World Cup game against Nigeria in a sport I don’t watch because I am not a Euro Faggot or South American Faggot…who sits by their iphone all day in public streaming the shit and screaming with excitement when their shitty team scores a shitty point after 45 minutes of playing….

I only know Argentina won against Nigeria because some retired Argentinian player made the news for having a freak out when they won….and paramedics were called…which is ridiculous…

But not as Ridiculous as a low level actress doing Playboy fully clothed, like why fucking bother…it’s Playboy, do it naked or don’t do it at all…which just more evidence of how Playboy really failed as a brand in recent years….even if Stephanie Beatriz isn’t that hot…she should still be naked…..slutty but not slutty enough yo….

Posted in:SFW|Stephanie Beatriz

2018

27

Jun

Alison Brie in Sunday Times of the Day

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I bet you want to eat the Brie Cheese between her thighs….the creamy and luxurious snack….with it’s rind from fermentation thanks to heavy rotting in place…if you warm it up enough it gets creamy and drips down legs…making it easier to lick up and dip your baquette in that baked brie…yeah…..so good….you’re a foodie now aren’t you…

Alison Brie…one of those famous women I don’t know why she’s famous because I don’t remember her in anything…but she’s got pervert fans and the Sunday Times is doing a spread on her…and spreading it what she does..that’s the life of a Brie…in Hollywood especially..just trying to get ahead.

Posted in:Alison Brie|SFW

2018

27

Jun

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Bikini Porn with her Husband of the Day

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Gwyneth Paltrow’s in a bikini, because of course she is…she’s got to show the world that there is life after 45…and in order to push her personal brand Goop she needs to do things that would be aspirational to her fans…like looking fit on a yacht with her younger husband…so glamourous…thank god she was born into a rich and connected family, that allowed her to create her celebrity…..

The highlight of the post is that can practically see her mom pussy that you know she’s been steaming…bedazzling the vaginas…and does foreskin facials…and all the other nonsense she pretends to do for her fans…because it’s all part of her running a lifestyle brand.

I didn’t find her hot when she was at her hottest and I don’t find her hot now…but she’s in a bikini and you can practically see her pussy…so look.

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Posted in:Gwenyth Paltrow|SFW

2018

27

Jun

Alona Tal in a Bikini of the Day

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Alona Tal is from Israel…

She was apparently the cheerleader in Veronica Mars….a show that I have never seen, but I assume that all you idiots have seen because you are big Kristen Bell fan and Kristen Bell was Veronica Mars…which was on TV and clearly that’s what you people are into. Thank god for Cable. Too bad Cable’s almost dead…

So forgotten or not, the 34 year old Alona Tal, is posting up bikini pics….because who the fuck isn’t posting up bikini pics.

The reason I am posting them up is because the bikini bottoms are doing the “Bridge”….which is when panties run from hip to hip…it’s something I’ve learned all these years on the internet and that alone depresses me…because that means I am one of you perverts…

Posted in:Alona Tal|SFW

2018

27

Jun

Lucy Hale Bikini Top of the Day

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Lucy Hale is in a bikini top.

Who cares…

Seriously.

Who fucking cares….

Posted in:Lucy Hale|SFW

2018

27

Jun

Breast Feeding Praying Mantis and Other Videos of the Day

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Chinese Perv on the Train

Walmart Brawl

Man Strips on Cop Car

FAT AND Angry Woman and her Nachos wants More Cheese…

Woman gets robbed in Brazil

Drinking a Beer on a Lawn Chair on a Jet surf

Spirit Airlines Meltdown

Angry Woman in Bikini

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

27

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I always find it exciting when strippers I know personally because I’ve paid them 10 dollars a song for lap dances that are more me grabbing their tits sessions, update their social media profiles to celebrate that they got their real estate license, only to post consistent professional photos for so many years that you’d think they forgot they were once a stripper who posted slutty contnet…everything is sexy business attire, still showing off their fat ass and tits, but in a pinstripe skirt and blazer…..

But then you go back to that stripclub you haven’t been to for a few years and see that the real estate agent you only follow because she was a stripper, even though her content is really boring now that she’s a real estate agent…humping the fucking pole on stage, spreading her cooter for perverts to put dollars in their mouths and have her simulate sex with them on stage to a room full of men saying “what kind of dude puts a dollar in their mouth to lay on stage in a room full of people for a stripper to pull their money out of their mouths with their asshole”….as searching their pockets for dollar bills of their own….

Point being….Here are some stepLINKS…oh and a ho is a ho is a ho and I love it.

Ariana Grande’s Boyfriend is Weird..So Are her Constant Fuck Me Boots
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More No Pants Ariana Grande
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Countess Luann, whoever that is, at Pride, Tits Out…
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Psycho Bikini Girl Going Ape Shit on Boyfriend’s Truck
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Alyssa Milano Wants to Adopt Migrant Children…
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Man Passes Out on Roller Coaster
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Kelly Clarkson’s Disgustingly Huge Nashville Home
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COuple Taking Embarassing Selfies -Caught in the Act
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Submarine Ride of the Day
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Feeding Strangers a banana Street Prank
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Inmates Staging an Escape and It’s Awesome
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Here’s why Rolex Watches are So Expensive
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Savage Head Kicks in Euro MMA
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Redheaded Titty Flash
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Get Yourself Some E-Cigars to Puff on and Fuck Your Intern With….
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2018

27

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Look at them tiny nips….yeah….

The nice thing about being a drunk is that you forget everything, I would assume it is the closest thing to having Alzheimers which is a good thing when you’re a disaster and like to forget…but you already know this…

Tonight, I was drinking in some new bar that was recommended to me by a friend because they have cheap drinks…and I got in there and said “this feels fucking familiar” but I couldn’t place it…but when i was three or four drinks it all came back to me and it was a bar that I had been at before…many years ago…probably not the same owner or decor…where a fat girl went off on me because she though I was a pig, a misogynist, a chauvinist and most importantly a pervert cuz I kept trying to grab at her big monster tits…because that’s what you do…when you’re all those things having a good time drinking…despite considering yourself a feminist….eventually she threw a drink on me……and ended the night eating my ass in her car because as it turns out fat chicks are feisty, angry, but most important desperate and horny and hungry…willing to suck ass til they get your dinner out of you…

Here are some steplinks….

Davide Lynch Thinks Trumpis Going Down as Best President in History…..
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Bean Growth Time Lapse over 25 Days
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Sarah Hyland Has a Message for you Perverts- That Isn’t Very Inclusive or Respectful of our Pervert Ways..
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Bella Hadid is a Rat Face in a Crop Top…
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CNN Proves that Kids Have Been Separated from Parents for Years
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Miley Cyrus in Short Shorts
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Madison Beer – PINK BIKINI
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Nicki Minaj Monster Cameltoe
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Girl and her Sex Toy
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Lohan is Big in Greece and Launching a Reality Show in Greece
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Very Fat Chick Going Viral
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Jeep Roll of the Day
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Bella Hadid – Nip Flash
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Meek Mill Denied New Trial
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FAT RUSSELL CROWE
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Locklear Had an Overdose….
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Sleepy Bus Ride
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Terry Crews Testifies on Capitol Hill About Sexual Assault
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Slut in a Bikini
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Jet Suit Lake Testing
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Ariana Grande’s Boyfriend is Weird..So Are her Constant Fuck Me Boots
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Get Yourself Some E-Cigars to Puff on and Fuck Your Intern With….
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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From the Forum

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Elsa Hosk….in Pajamas at an Event – Pretty Slutty
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Kim Garner – Thigh
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Sophia Bush in a Magazine
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Shakira Slutty in Concert
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Alison Brie – Slutty in a Magazine
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Kayley Cuoco Slutty Photoshoot
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Stephanie Beatriz in Playboy
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Maria Menounos at some Event
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Michelle Pfeiffer at an Event
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Tove Lo Slutty in Concert
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From stepSMUT!!

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Today’s Hot as Fuck Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Slutty Amateur Pulling her Tit Out
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Greek Slut Naked
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Some Naked Girl in a Mesh Shirt….
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Becky Holt Tattoo Ass
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Alexa Brooke Huge Tits
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Naked Pregnant Chicks
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Verronica Spreading her Legs…
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Chubby Hottie Using a Dildo to See How Deep the Pussy Is….
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Mom and Dad on their Trip to Mexico….
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Creepiest Cam Girl…
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Gay Pride Brawl…Lesbians…
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Girl Takes Shot in Foreskin
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Butt Fingering
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Hot and Naked in Heels
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How To Get Hep
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That Anus Has Angel Wings
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2018

26

Jun

Bella Hadid Naked for Fashion of the Day

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What the world needs less of is Bella Hadid…the girl who has had her career bought for her thanks to having a rich narcissistic dad who wants his daughters to be seen as hot models that the world celebrates…it gets him more access to the low level models who want to be top models like his daughters and makes them willing to fuck him to get closer to them…basically the best promotional tool for his model fetish…the best sugar baby site is having your two daughters famous as models….EVEN though they are rat faced and undeserving of it according to me.

I am not a fan of rich people buying their career to get ahead. I find it obnoxious. I am fine with them being naked and attention seeking… I just don’t think the non-deserving should get a head when there are so many hotter and better whores with better attitudes who don’t just expect it cuz their sister had it.

I am not a fan of society jumping ontop of something they consider to be “famous” or interesting or relevant because it has social media followers…perpetuating the snowball effect of their career….having everyone compete to work with her…scrambling to work with her…making her a lot of money..when really there are a million other people to work with…

The fact that people care about anything about Bella Hadid is tragic state of the country….she should be out there doing coke at parties, releasing sex tapes, scrambling to be an actual model and failing…but in this era, it can clearly been bought, has been bought, and here we are with this trash as top tier….

I do not get it, but she’s pulled off a troll masterful thanks to a team of experts…and here she is loving every second of it…but probably still a whiney bitch about it…cuz that’s how rich people are.

Here she is braless and still boring

Bella Hadid Nipples See Through White Shirt

Posted in:Bella Hadid

2018

26

Jun

Ariel Winter’s Fat Tits of the Day

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Ariel Winter is so fat, she is also so boring, but here’s a pic of her in what she probably thinks is her looking her best, all neckless with face make-up on, with possibly face injections in, looking like some kind of Kylie Jenner like all the girls do…and I’d say it is magical, but I don’t find broken child stars who grew up to be troll looking shrek looking things to be magical, even if they chop off their tits and their tits magically re-appear, thanks to overeating to fill the void that is in the depth of your soul knowing your parents sold you to the entertainment industry to get you all rich as fuck….

I figure at least one of you will like her cleavage…because I know dudes and dudes like tits, whether they are on fat chicks or not….tits.

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW