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2018

26

Jun

Heather Graham Bikini of the Day

It’s nice to see Roller Girl Heather Graham still sexualizing herself – so many years after she first sexualized herself in Boogie Nights playing a hot titty pornstar with a rockin’ 70s bush, the way pornstars are supposed to look, but so often don’t….because they are too busy being social media whores…but the good news is that I’ve done some Porn Research recently and discovered a lot of Instagram looking girls do porn with their boyfriends…because porn has been normalized, it’s no big deal, it’s just sex, even if it destroys these women at their core of their soul, but while they are doing it and getting paid for it as dudes jerk off to them…they fucking love every second of it.

That has little to do with Heather Graham’s ass in a bikini while she does her whole Travel the world living the good life doing yoga because she’s rich from Hollywood…but these pics do….

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2018

26

Jun

Jojo in a Push Up Bra – Ad of the Day

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Tits or not – I can’t believe Jojo still has fans, or gets booked for shows, she is a one hit wonder from the early 2000s, some jailbait that wasn’t even hot, but that perverts liked cuz it was underage…she was so low level, not on some Lohan or Britney shit…but she still exists…

Maybe it’s the tits, or the PUSH UP BRA campaigns that are paying her promote her tits….maybe the perverts follow her because they feel less guilty about jerking off to her when she was famous, like when a Babysitter marries or knocks up the kid they babysat when they are grown ups….if you know what I mean..

If you don’t, here’s Jojo tits.

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2018

26

Jun

Mandy Rose Bikini of the Day

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Mandy Rose is a WWE Wrestler with tits, but you already know that….

I feel like 90 percent of my 1 reader is a WWE fan…because that’s just the kind of low hanging fruit trash I attract with the tit pics I post…and the jokes that I write….

I have known WWE people, and they do exist, they are everywhere, and they are some of the most simplistic, bad taste motherfuckers around.

I have gone to WWE events, thanks to Paul Heyman trying to seduce me into linking his website with front row tickets to a local event and I have seen the WWE fans in action…they are a crazy bunch of hicks….

I know the women in the WWE, used to make the experience less gay look like white trash Hooters girls or strippers, which is pretty on brand…

So this Mandy Rose and her tits, with fake blonde hair like it was the 90s…is pretty on brand…for me, for them, for her, for everyone….

You love it…admit it.

Mandy Rose WWE Tits and Ass in A Red Bikini

Heres her titty selfie

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2018

26

Jun

Mechanical Bull Rider of the Day

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My friend and crime reporter and pervert who isn’t that perverted but who I like to call a pervert Mark Ebner posted this video of his lunchtime entertainment at the Saddle Ranch in Los Angeles….a place where all your dreams come true….or all my dreams come true…because they have a mechanical bull….which makes for a good time, sometimes, thanks to fat tits doing what they are supposed to do when there’s a Mechanical Bull in the room.

It’s nice to see that even in this #MeToo era of we can’t have wet t-shirt contests, mud wrestling events, Jello Wrestling happy hours and all the good stuff we used to be able to do…despite all women whoring themselves out on their social media channels and in life….and are exponentially more slutty and and half naked exhibitionists than they ever were….we can revisit the simplicity that is the Mechanical bull…..because I guess the Mechanical Bull despite being meant for THIS…can be spun to be about something else….even though all of us perverts know it’s not cowboy training or an amusement park ride…it’s a way to gyrate women hard…

I used to operate a Mechanical bull…that’s a true story….I worked for a gaming company that would rent games to events and I’d be one of the guys who set the games up and unfortunately operated the games for gross kids to piss on and make sticky and essentially make me hate my life….

But sometimes, you’d get booked to do the Mechanical bull at a High School Grad party, a Sweet Sixteen, even a wedding or two…and the shift and basically slave labor work would got back faster with tit slips and ass flashes…back when they didn’t live on social media…a media that has created a lot of confusion, at least for me, like why are you so much sluttier than you used to be…why have I seen every girl naked….intellectualizing their nudity…but they are now so much more uptight with the being slutty, protesting things like the Mechanical bull….

Well not this girl….she protests it tits out..and it’s pure, it’s magic, it’s real, it’s amazing….it’s what life is supposed to be.

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2018

26

Jun

Joyce Verheyen Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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Who Joyce Verheyen is doesn’t matter.

What she does doesn’t matter.

What she’s about doesn’t matter.

What her hopes and dreams are, don’t matter.

What went wrong in her childhood that made her want to be on camera, like a famous girl, living that famous life, that everyone envies and that guys jerk off to doesn’t matter.

What went wrong in her high school that made her want to try hard to be seen as the hot chick everyone wants to fuck doesn’t matter.

Her confidence in getting naked like everyone else trying to get ahead doesn’t matter.

What matters is that she’s naked in photoshoots as her low level marketing campaign to expand her career so that she doesn’t have to work a regular job – and can just travel around and live a life of luxury like so many others…and that is what matters….

Why work when you can make your narcissism and tits work for you….

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2018

26

Jun

Tinashe Short Shorts of the Day

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We still don’t know who Tinashe is.

I just know she’s drunk and doing some sort of dance in what are either short shorts or little boy style underwear…

Let’s hope it’s little shorts…..

Because little boy underwear, like the superhero underwear with the Y seam is something I hate seeing women wear, and women do where them, and I know a dude who fucking loved when women did and would make his girlfriend’s wear them, while regular dudes are buying crotchless panties, this motherfucker would be a K-Mart buying a 6 pack of superhero underwear in size large….

Why would a dude want his girl to remind him of little boys, that’s creepy, I’m not psychologist, but clearly dude had a scout leader, or a school bus driver, or an elementary school teacher, or a little league coach, or a priest, or a Mall Santa, or a Disney Staffer in his life that showed him the ropes, or maybe that’s what his hopes and dreams and aspirations are….because I think men who dress their women up like little boys…likely are what you’d expect them to be….

That said…Tinashe is a singer who was dating a Basketball player who left her Kendall Jenner allowing her to exist…and now she’s looking like a good time for the Paparazzi like she should…

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2018

26

Jun

Emmy Rossum Bikini of the Day

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Emmy Rossum is the fucking worst. Not because she GETS NAKED ON TV. That’s actually the only thing I don’t mind about her…and I guess the only reason she exists….so I guess she’s not the worst…because if the only reason someone exists is a good thing like because she simulates sex on TV…then they by default are good…right?

I actually don’t remember why I think she’s the worst, there was a time when I thought she was the worst, but I have no idea what it was that I disliked about her….it’s all a fucking blur, all this shit sort of crosses over and piled up into one big pile of shit , and it really that doesn’t actually matter.

What matters is that I am sure she was failing at getting work, and auditioned for Shameless, and realized if she gets naked , she will have a lasting career on a popular show, and will get paid for a long time, a lot of money, and the nudity can be spun as artistry not shamelessness…on a show called Shameless…not to mention from that nudity comes a pretty loyal fan base, thanks to her getting naked on TV….so it’s a win/win for everyone…

She gets work, gets paid doing what she set out to do and you get tits…

I am sure her struggles weren’t that “real”…her cousin is married to Vera Wang…or some shit, which means she’s uppercrust rich kid from New York like so many of these people who are famous, the poor have to actually get jobs to pay rent, instead of running to LA to take a shot at acting for 3-5 years borrowing money from their trust fund to make their dreams happen….

Well she’s in a bathing suit and it isn’t exciting but it happened.

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2018

26

Jun

Gabi Grecko Nip Slip of the Day

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Gabi Grecko is an “ex” escort who married a millionaire and started a white girl rapping career.. here is her nip slip…

She is one of the more interesting personalities to come out in recent years, not that you or anyone actually cares about Gabi Grecko or knows who she is, but luckily I only hang out with hot young tight bodied women who love their pop culture, and who teach me valuable lessons and show me things I would otherwise never know because my brain is saturated with nonsense and I don’t need more of it…It’s been 15 years of this DrunkenStepfahter shit and it’s exhausting….and has been for the last decade or so…so it’s hard to get excited about a new whore doing old whore tacts when I’ve seen so many whores do it…and when I wasn’t even excited about it in the first place….

I don’t know how this site merged into me hating on celebs, I was always into real people being fucking weirdos, more than famous people being famous, but I would say it’s likely because producing my own content was too labor intensive and expensive, the celebrities produce this shit about themselves all day so the content is endless, there are always attention seeking whores to point and laugh at, and the fact that people are successful or not has no rhyme or reason and it annoys me enough to say “stop supporting this terrible human being”….or whatever….

I would not say that Gabi Grecko is famous, but she’s trying to be as an aspiring musician…shewas a hooker, she seduced a millionaire john…like some Anna Nicole Smith, she fucked him like he never fucked before and brought him joy and excitement and clearly they both love the storyline and the attention, and I guess it’s pretty gutter and pretty funny…whether there is a nip slip or not..but there’s a nip slip…making it worth posting.

Check out that Pepperoni…

Here are some throwbacks of her nude

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2018

26

Jun

Amber Heard Hard Nipples of the Day

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Here’s a pregnant looking scumbag Amber Heard with her titties out for the paparazzi, because she’s an attention seeking fame whore, who legit whores herself to famous people, to become famous by association, because before she seduced or trapped a vulnerable alcoholic Johnny Depp into her spider web, and before she fucking black Widowed him, she was a virtual no one, who did nothing substantial, except try to get attention for being in a girl on girl relationship, which was likely just a tactic at the time to get noticed, or to get rich guys to throw money at her, which is her one true fetish..

I remember Amber Heard doing media, about sexuality, about fluidity and all that bullshit a fucking decade ago, when she was semi hot and barely famous….before Johnny Depp got swindled and learned his lesson, which is to avoid opportunist media whores…and to get a fucking pre-nup with them when you’re seeminging worth over 500,000,000 dollars…which turned out to be not enough for Amber Heard, she’s elevated her whoredom like Miranda Kerr and now goes for Billionaires…

The scissoring dyke for attention, using Johnny Depp to leverage and increase her day rate…and throwing him under the bus for being abusive after she broke him down….sometimes a bitch needs a little spanking or discipline especially when they are on your payroll and you essentially own them…and they are out of line and abusing you…then filming him to extort him…that’s a fucking garbage partner, a garbage person, a psycho opportunist…and these are her nipples…

Posted in:Amber Heard|SFW

2018

26

Jun

Charli XCX Nipples of the Day

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I wrote a very riveting piece on Charli XCX last week. It was a bit of an expose, what I would call Journalism at it’s finest, my Pulitzer prize moment, or what I used to call my “Lewinsky”…which was a reference point to how DrudgeReport went famous on the internet and became household because of the Lewinsky coverage they had back before the internet existed, unless I am wrong about that fact, which would be unfortunate, since I use it when talking about a site going viral, something that’s never happened to me, not with the Kim K sex tape exclusive, or the Farrah Abraham sex tape exclusive, or really any of my sex tape exclusives, or daily coverage of nonsense…even though I once had 600,000 people visit the site in one day, which cost me a lot of money in server charges, that weren’t off set with advertising, because advertisers think I am porno…which is so fucking weird…while the actual porn star in the content I produce get paid millions…

SUSPISCIOUS….

But that Lewinksy moment happened, last week, when I wrote a first hand account of how I’ve actually seen Charli XCX perform at some event…which is really fucking weird because I don’t actually leave the house ever…and it was unmemorable…low quality…and a reminder that kids have no taste or standards…and while I wait for that Pulitzer to come in….I figure we should all just stare at her tits.

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