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2018

25

Jun

Carla Howe Pussy Flash of the Day

Carla Howe is a nobody but has 100k Instagram followers and is flashing us her pussy….

This nobody was a Playboy twin a long time ago, back when HEF was around and her and her sister got actual press, people knew them, they cared to stare or jerk off to the sister fetish so many of you perverts have…mainly because you got stuck with the ugly sister and feel you’d much rather fuck the hotter sister…to compare their genetically similar pussies…in a science experiment…that makes you cum….

Point being, Carla Howe has gone onto very exciting things, like not being remembered, and flashing her pussy in public…she’s a talent…look at how good she is…

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2018

25

Jun

Bella Thorne Dykes it Down with Tana Mongeau of the Day

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There’s some story that is going around, likely released by Bella Thorne, but who fucking pays attention to anything that idiot says, we’re more into focusing on the tits….tits she likes to show off and that have allowed hr to establish a hefty instagram following of idiots who buy whatever garbage she’s selling….probably making her feel very fucking relevant, what her family has tried to instil in her at a young age in what is important in life..what it’s all about…celebrity…people adorning you…it’s great for the ego…until they stop caring and you’re left alone seeking new addictions to fill the void….new addictions that don’t come fast enough…

Either way, the story that is going around is that she fucks this french girl on her record label, some youtuber who together know how to get noticed the easiest way….nothing wrong with that.

It’s nice to see that when a girl is sold off to the entertainment industry at a young age – before becoming a Disney Kid, turned Instagram exhibitionist who pretends to be a weirdo…instead of going to school she writes such empowering messages to her followers…like TEXAS BOARDER…which I assume is a Texas Boarding house…or a hitch hiker she let move in with her like her homeless looking try hard manipulative weirdo boyfriend…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2018

25

Jun

Doutzen Kroes Ass in a Thong of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is the fired Victoria’s Secret model who still exists after being fired by the brand, like all their fired talent continues to exist after being fired by the brand, because having worked for the brand, even for just a short period of time, even if it was once, is enough to differentiate you from all women….it instantly makes you better…

That said, she’s rich, her husband is some DJ, they have a bunch of kids and she’s hanging out in IBIZA where I guess he has a residency and they are based out of for the summer, you know Euro Rave dreams…that she will sure as fuck not let homie hang out at alone, without her there to supervise and make sure no groupies who are hotter, younger, more relevant than her move in.

It’s like it’s her full time job to make sure he doesn’t stray, because she got fired from her other job.

She’s got pretty ripped abs in her bikini – not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing – but I guess a good thing since she’s a mom.

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2018

25

Jun

Iskra Lawrence is a Big Girl of the Day

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Iskra Lawrence is a plus sized model, who started out as a normal sized model, but put on a fat suit through eating compulsively, in what we call FAT FACE, like BLACK FACE, culturally appropriating fat life, to monetize and achieve their personal dreams…

But the fact is that they should not make bikinis or clothing for anything in this size – normalizing obesity is fucking mental.

We know that it is a national epidemic, that will suffocate the healthcare system, that is killing people prematurely, and that causes chronic diseases that the pharma companies fucking love…because it gets them repeat business….

These fat chicks think they look good and don’t look good but more importantly are unhealthy and near death is bad…it’s really fucking bad…

I get fat chicks as a fetish for weirdos, weirdos like everything…..there’s something for everyone. I just don’t think they should be used by brands to be celebrated as normalcy….because it’s not normal, it doesn’t look good, it’s fucking death…a ticking timebomb…science proves it…

But big tits though.

Iskra Lawrence Big Fat Fuck in White Leggings

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2018

25

Jun

Stephanie Pratt’s Busted Body in a Bikini of the Day

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Stephanie Pratt is famous in the UK for being on their reality shows, which is a pretty weird series of events for an American reality show, but like Hasselhoff in Germany, I guess she was well liked or at least had something to leverage from being insignificant on American Tv, which allowed her to build up her existence on European TV, and now she lives the Euro life….

Now if only every American Reality star moved overseas and disappeared from existence…only to have some other culture celebrate them, so long as they aren’t here I’m good with that..

She’s in a bikini, some sites say she’s hot in her bikini, but I don’t really dig what’s going on here, but luckily for HER…because being featured on this site is “luck”…I like all bikini pics.

Posted in:SFW|Stephanie Pratt

2018

25

Jun

Ashley Tisdale Crotch Shot of the Day

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If you’ve read this site before, and I assume you haven’t, because if you’re a returning visitor, you’re likely only here for the pictures, and if you’re accidentally here from some random way that is probably not from google, because google has banned me and sends me no traffic, I’ll say that I used to target Ashley Tisdale for being ugly, marketed as hot, winning awards on MTV award shows, for her Disney Show she was on, and it would annoy me. She had a botched noise job and represented all that is wrong with marketing, BUT she did have a good body…

I am posting this pic that she posted as a sign of progress and understanding, like she has finally realized what her best angle is.

No need to hide behind purses when the paparazzi are out there…

Just close up and zoom in on that pussy….a strategy many women know, but not enough optimize.

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2018

25

Jun

Britney Spears Dancing of the Day

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Let’s take a minute to appreciate our girl Britney Spears in a short shorts, heels and crop top outfit, all big tittied and medicated the way we like her, doing some kind of dance we don’t need to understand to appreciate, because she’s Britney, kept in an aquarium, for all of us looking and pointing at her entire fucking life…

She brings us hope, of being mooch dudes looking for rich women to knock up like K-Fed…or stage parent dads smart enough to sell off our daughter like it was the 1800s and she was prime meat some rich guy wanted to take with him to the West…..cash the fuck in from all angles..

Plus while pushing 40, she looks fucking amazing…unlike most 40 year olds…

That’s been our Britney Spears minute of appreciation…

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW|Videos

2018

25

Jun

Yasmina Jones Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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Yasmina Jones is a titty model doing a nude photoshoot for a titty magazine

I don’t know who she is, but from my extensive research she seems to be an LA based model, possibly an immigrant on an expiring work visa, or maybe even American already…but still out for the fame and glory that comes from moving to LA and hoping someone notices you and gives you a job…and in the process of “networking”…they meet rich connected dudes who want to fuck them…and are often too dumb to close the deal before fucking them…becoming sugar babies, side bitches and all that good stuff..

So, I may not know her, but I do know how LA chicks are…and if they look as good as this…that’s exactly how they should be…I mean not everyone can be a top model, but doesn’t mean they aren’t hot, and don’t deserve the good life…being the arm candy in amazing places, because these girls are hot..

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2018

25

Jun

Alexis Skyy Nipples at the BET Awards of the Day

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Alexis Skyy is some stripper looking reality television personality, entrepreneur, actress, and model. She is best known for her role in Love & Hip Hop….

I’ve never heard of her, but that’s because I am not in tune with Black Twitter and all the happenings on it.

I just know that I want to turn this site into Black Drunk Stepfather….but stepfather’s don’t exist in the black community….either do real fathers…right?

I also know that Cardi B was found from that show, so we can assume it inspired Alexis Skyy to get seen and noticed too…it could happen for her…this is the internet and this is pop culture…all the white people are so black obsessed it is racist in and of itself…like this inclusivity thing…to properly execute inclusivity you need to identify how different we all are….it’s all a fucking lie…

The BET awards, the exploitative, probably Jewish Owned black network has an award show…which is much like the White Awards known as the CMTs..but way more fun, gutter, trashy, shameless, and entertaining….

Just check out this outfit.

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In other news….from the BET awards….Blac Chyna and Amber Rose exchanged fluids, like they’ve probably done before, while exchanging men, in some publicity stunt both thirsty women took advantage of…in the weirdest way…

That’s been your black update of the day…cuz we are all about inclusiveness when it comes to SLUTS…

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Posted in:Alexis Skyy

2018

25

Jun

Josephine Skriver Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is the AI, created in a lab, pretty much one of the hottest VS models to come out of a lab, thanks to her gay biologist father and lesbian egg donor mother, where she was obviously designed using DNA modifications, in what could end with terrible cancer or other genetic diseases when the calculations figure out because the technology 20 years ago was more primitive, but still worked…

I assume that her existence and research into her was funded by the evil Victoria’s Secret empire, but maybe her gay dads just put it together out of their own narcissism and love of design…

I mean homos love fashion, interior design, nice things…and the ability to make a child that has model like perfection, seems like the homo thing to do…

Well, as you know, since you’re all fags, it was Price weekend and that brought out the daughter of the gays, to celebrate how they sold her off to Victoria’s Secret to get that Return on Investment like a real estate flip she is….

She’s pretty much the hottest of the VS models, and hasn’t started having any malfunctions yet…so stare.