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2023

Dec

Jessica Biel’s Old Lady Cleavage of the Day

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Jessica Biel is pretty funny, not because she’s heavily masculine with her fit broad body, but because she’s a cuck for her husband Timberlake.

At the time they first connected, he was at the peak of his solo career, touring the world and definitely fucking groupies, likely men. She stuck by him as hard as she could, as groupie number 1, and even though she was being marketed as a hot girl from 7th Heaven with the hot tits, she probably wasn’t making all that much money and being the wife to Timberlake was end goal.

They’ve had kids, been together forever, and he even was publicly exposed for cheating on her, but like the cuck that she is, the wallet fucking opportunist who could have that A-List life and financing for all her creative projects as actor or director, while raising the next generation of lame fucking Timberlakes, she stuck with her man and definitely not for love of keeping the family together, but because she’s a cuck.

Anyway, she’s old now, she still too fit and masculine and her once celrbated tits now hang off her chest like an old lady’s who jog too much tit, so even dolled up and braless, hard nippled, it’s not very appealing to me, but it may be for you…..

She’s also got terrifying feet.

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2023

Dec

Alison Brie Brings in the Holiday Spirit of the Day

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For someone who likes to buy into the whole Hollywood is part of the satanic agenda used to mind control and manipulate the world into becoming garbage heathens who hate Jesus. Creating a lost generation of unhappy, unfulfilled, lonely consumers chasing some sort of bullshit dream by medicating and shopping for shit they don’t need….seeing a picture of an actress posing in front of some Dracula shit during the Holidays makes sense.

She’s married to a Franco brother, totally integrated into the satanic Hollywood Agenda, probably made some blood sacrifices and baby eating with them and some could even say controlled by the satanists..celebrating blood sucking vampires during this era of Jesus’ birth, one of the most holy of holidays just makes sense.

Unfortunately, we can’t see up the old broad’s skirt.

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2023

Dec

Liz Hurley’s Tits Out for the Near Dead DSL Lubrication of the Day

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I’m not saying that Liz Hurley has dick sucking lips, but from where I am sitting all girls have dick sucking lips, so long as their mouths haven’t been sewn shut, even if they’ve got no lips, you know like they’ve been attacked by a pitbull as a child or they’ve been in a raging fire that required 100s of surgeries, or they’ve had acid thrown on them. We will find a way to make it work.

I am calling her lips Dick Sucking Lips because I assume they’ve sucked enough dick to have cold sores, and that her make-up artist is applying a thick layer of make-up to cover the battle wounds. It’s not easy for a girl in the 90s to make it in America as a top model, big tits aren’t enough because there were many big tits willing to kill for her career.

The reality is that this is more like a mortician applying the make-up to her lips to give her corpse some realistic life to it, because she’s 100 fucking years old.

She has managed to keep herself strategically youthful, because I saw this picture of her in 2004 and her face looks a little more like a normal aging 50 year old, so at 60 something, looking more taught means just one thing….LIES….

Through it all she’s still had the big model tits, that she’s used as ammo to get what she wants and I guess she realizes the big tits have distracted the people all these years, her face is irrelevant even though she won’t let it go natural old lady, we’re here for the tits. So pull out the tits grandma.

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2023

Dec

Lenoutsa is the Instagram Of The Day

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Since social media runs the world. One could call it the worst thing to happen to society. Maybe the propaganda machine to control people. Possibly the cause of everyone’s misery and happiness. The distraction from real life, the obsessing of other people’s fake lives, the being exposed to low level ads to get you to buy into whatever these money grubbers are selling and all that other terrible, depressing and disgusting good stuff….I figure featuring social media stars we’ve never heard of, or that I’ve never heard of since I don’t use social media, but that 500k people have heard of and follow, assuming they are real.

It’s a modernization of the site, when no one cares about celeb instagram posts, finding new hot chicks who produce content for free shit, attention or money, is where we gotta be.

Her name is LENA…she is into Fashion, Makeup, Cook and Fun making me think she may be a Russian.

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2023

Dec

Iggy Azaela’s White Wall Pink Outfit Non Nude Exclusive Content of the Day

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I have hated on Iggy Azalea the cultural appropriator for her entire career and not even because she was a cultural appropriator in that she did rap music in a fake rap accent despite being from Australia, furthering the lie into fake as fuck performance art, but because she had a storyline where she was a teen runaway from Australia, who took the 20 hour flight to Miami on her own to become an undocumented stripper in the Miami strip clubs, before going back to Australia and finishing high school where she crafted her half retarded scheme to be a rapper.

I don’t like people who pretend to strip, so as far as I’m concerned the mom is redeeming herself now that she’s taken a dive into shameless self promotion, selling exclusive content to the nerdy fans, and semi stripping down like she was a stripper, showing some fake tit and fake ass and fake everything else because she’s fake.

So Iggy is growing on my like that ass is growing on her, she still sucks, but at least it’s a little more in line with the kind of sucking I like.

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2023

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sofia Vergara Likes What She Sees in The Mirror!
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Candice Swanepoel’s Jamaican Me Crazy
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Florence Pugh Sideboob at Oppenheimer Premiere!
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Incredible circus performance features a crazy selection of animals
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21 + PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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Kate Winslet … See Through Boobs !
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THE INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: SCARLETT
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Scandalous Elegance: Julia Fox Stuns in Richardson Mag’s A11 Launch!
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Elsa Hosk Turns Up the Glamor!
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Megan Rapinoe in Fishnets Being Wild!
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Celebrity Butts – FORUM
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Kendrick Lamar buys in Brooklyn
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Some crazy daily events from the internet
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VW Amarok climbs down a steep creek like a boss
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Heidi Klum is Banging!
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Madalina Diana Ghenea shows us her body in sexy underwear on a balcony in Rome
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He Faints When His Brother Pranks Him
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Revealing the trick behind the sitting on air trick
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Eva Longoria Hiking in a Bikini Top!
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Sicily Rose’s 18th: Allure and Tease in a Braless, Pokies-Flaunting Pose
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Container on truck falls down and causes an accident
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Pooping hippo spins its tail and creates a poop shower
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KATYA CLOVER. FROM THE KITCHEN TO THE BED
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Bella Thorne – Promoting Jewels
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Sara Sampaio is On Vacation!
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Scarlett in her Apartment!
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2023

Dec

Denise Richards Topless on her Zoom Background of the Day

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I don’t do Zoom because I don’t do business, but I probably should do business, and would consider it if it didn’t meaning needing to Zoom, since no one will take me seriously in my luchador mask especially while I masturbate.

I do know about Zoom because I don’t live under a fucking rock, even though it may seem like I do…but I prefer ditches to rocks.

I am terrified of Denise Richards and her nudes, I think that whole hustle is so unnecessary and her old dried up prune tits humiliating, but she’s clearly making money prostituting herself on the internet, it likely doesn’t get in the way of her reality show work and she can position it as sex positive, sex work is real work, since her sex work to Sheen gave her multiple kids he still pays for.

I don’t know if she’s really in some Mediterranean south of France Chateau, it looks photoshopped to me, but it’s unfortunate they didn’t photoshop more air in the tits.

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2023

Dec

Em Rata Dancing in a Crazy Outfit BEcause She’s Shameless of the Day

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I woke up this morning thinking, “I hope a low level, high paid, attention seeker with tits, slipped into a stupid outfit, to dance around totally embarrassingly if she had any shame, but since she’s an instagram built freak who believes her own hype, has none of that shame”….and here I got it….

I’d say it’s a gift from god, or a Christmas miracle, except I am feeling second hand embarrassment for the tits, and I didn’t actually want to see some low level high paid, ratty faced monster with tits doing dumb dancing shit…..yet here we all are…

Look at that face….or look at that mom pussy cameltoe and think of all the stars that have run through it for her personal gain, which is a tactic I respect from women.

I think they call this cringe and I can only assume it’s a marketing person saying “let’s see what she’ll do for a given price”, you know, trolling the troll….

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2023

Dec

Ivanka Trump and Kim Kardashian are Best Friends of the Day

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In a world where the top earners want to keep us idiot class fighting over nonsense, they are collectively working together and laughing at us as we all fight, because they all benefit from it.

So hot Ivanka who is getting on in years and terrifying Kim Kardashian who is turning into some kind of muppet, are actually business partners in Kim’s SKIMS brand, because Ivanka’s husband owns 10 or 20 percent of the billion dollar entity.

So when they get you fighting over woke shit, or buying overpriced made in china shit, remember, they are all BFFs at the same country club and we’re the fucking idiots who treat them as some sort of entertainment or people worth listening to.

In conclusion, Ivanka Trump is hot, check out the mom tits….

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2023

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Watching hot moms picking up their kids from the school pageant is one of the weirder things because I have traditionally been coded to think mom’s are gross, or at least the birthing process unnatural, until realizing that’s what they want us to think to keep us all divided, lacking community, lacking purpose, lacking family…just living in our pods eating bugs owning nothing and being happy….

Now, I am fully absorbed in the TRAD WIFE trend, where soon jerking off to TRAD moms all wholesome and good parenting will be the norm and these ONLYFANS porn whores can fall to the gutter where they belong…

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Madalina Diana Ghenea shows us her body in sexy underwear on a balcony in Rome
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Bella Thorne Embraces Her Nudity!
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Claire Hogle Instagram Golfer Golfs!
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Crazy experiment with adding 100 marbles inside a motorcycle exhaust
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Make a Hoagie With Amber Rose!
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Removing a giant hornet nest
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