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2023

14

Nov

Taylor Momsen Throwback Bikini Pic of the Day

Taylor Momsen posted some lesbian tribute post to her friend who inspires her, I didn’t click through to the friend and I didn’t look at the date it was posted, but I figured I’d post it here anyway, since it’s a Taylor Momsen in a bikini, sucking her gut in, even though she’s a skinny girl, because there’s still some Taylor Momsen fans out there..

Plus we’re heading into the Christmas Season, so her Where are you Christmas song from the Grinch can inspire you, because when you at adult pics of her…it makes jerking off to that song less creepy…not much less creepy, but still less creepy.

She is the actor turned fake rockstar, pretty reckless, indeed.

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2023

14

Nov

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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In a fake as fuck world, where these fake as fuck people tell us fake as fuck stories, and sell us on fake as fuck endorsements of fake as fuck products, while they fake and fuck for their demonic personal gain, which seems to work thanks to the retards of the world subscribing to the fake shit they are being selling, I can’t help but hate on fake tits.

I get why women buy them, why not give the men in their life a fantasy to stare at, like some kind of inflated beach ball but in tit from because they aren’t 5 years old at the pool anymore, but their brains are about as developed as they were at 5 years old…the bulbous shape has changed, the excitement for the bulbous shape not so much..

Anyway, in this fake as fuck world, where even these tits you’re looking at are fake version of the tits, even if they are real tits, I definitely gravitate to the natural look, the natural tit, the natural bush, the natural face…because the sex doll look terrifies me….

So here are some tiny tits, my co-sign or endoresement, since Tiny Tits are better than stupid fake tits in theory, since they aren’t fake as fuck when everything else is fake as fuck…FUCK….

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2023

14

Nov

Kendall Jenner Pornification of Christmas of the Day

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Remember when you see all these heathens in action, that they’ve basically rebranded Christmas as a porn category, something to jerk off tom, anything to take the Christianity out of the whole Christmas experience, because the world hates Christ or at least the influencers of the world want you to hate Christ and maybe you should ask yourself why, it’s almost like it’s a concerted effort to separate you from God, or Christianity….almost like the agenda is run by the Satanics and all those crazed mothers protesting rock and roll all those decades, you know who were made out to be crazed fundamentalists, were actually right.

Something to think about while looking at Kendall Jenner’s topless Santa pics..

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2023

14

Nov

Iskra Lawrence Big Girl Panties of the Day

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Iskra Lawrence gives off fake fat girl turned real fat girl for the clout. It worked for her and she went viral for it, so she has to stick to her guns and deliver the fat girl content otherwise she will cease to exist.

It’s the concept that these people want fame so bad, they do anything to get it, and when they find the viral hook, they are locked and loaded and committed to that viral hook for the rest of their internet life, full in prison to the persona.

There are people who went viral for falling on their face, who now stage falling on their face to keep the dream alive.

So a model who wanted to be a model but was too fat, seeing that fat models get love too so she made herself fatter, now forced to stay fat because she was originally just too fat to be a model, now she’s barely fat enough to be a plus sized model, but still fat so that she doesn’t lose her identity….

Anyway, she’s in her underwear and they are fucking huge, and that’s repulsive, so I like it…I just wish they were more soiled, you know make if fat girl who can’t wipe proper, but you know instagram all white washed and photoshopped and curated to push the lie…INSTAGRAM VS REALITY shit..

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2023

14

Nov

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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I guess I should update this really important website in this era of everythin being on social media, where stars are born and created with silly dances and bullshit viral clips or memes, that lead to 30 million people watching their stories and deciding that person matters, so that they can get rich fast and move on with their lives….instead of dragging on the abuse of the internet, after choosing the wrong road, for the 3 people who accidentally landed here trying to find stepfather porn, which is a far more popular porn category than this site is….not that it’s a porn category but the advertisers seem to think it is…

What better way to appreciate the glorious website day than with a gallery of random chicks in bikinis being hotter than celebs in bikini, it’s the creator, gig economy and normies on the quest for fame are more important than the famous.

FUN.

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2023

13

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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What’s up closet cases…

Take your gay ass to the grocery store even though it’s women’s work, because the nice thing about women’s work is that there are women doing the women’s work, so creepy perverts like me get to watch them do the women’s work….pervertedly…

And that my friends, is pretty much all I have going for me….the grocery store…the hottest place for an old pervert to spot titty to be..

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Elsa Hosk Turns Up the Glamor!
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Man trying to cross the road while using his phone gets into an accident
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Hitting That Extra High Note
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Stella Hudgens Celebrates Her Birthday With Some Sexy Polaroids!
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15 Running Essentials!
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The result of opening a window in Yakutia, the coldest habitation in the world
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Chris Paul’s Dirty Play!
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Scooter rider falls on a steep mountain road
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Lingerie Bliss: Elsie Hewitt’s Allure with Tiny Bra and Thong Panties by Jordan Owen!
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Nicole Mazzocato See Through at the 80th Venice Film Festival!
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WE’RE HERE FOR THE FIRE
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Kimberley Garner Gives Us Some Nipple!
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20 WTF Perfectly Timed Photos You Can’t Unsee
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23 PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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Beautiful Ivanka Trump
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Sara Sampaio is On Vacation!
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Massive chimney being destroyed falls the wrong way
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Fifty Shades of Santa
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Some of the stupidest fails ever
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Aileen Hnatiuk Posts her Blooper Reel!
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Emma Stone’s Cuckold Fantasies Come True In “The Curse”!
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Small baby goat headbutts a dog
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30 Sexy ‘Rear View’ Photos
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Scandalous Beauty Unleashed: Malu Trevejo’s Boobs and Ass in a Provocative Pose!
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Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s Hallmark Movie Performance!
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A Few Memes For All The History Loving People Out There
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Lion tries and fails to catch a gazelle
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People in wingsuits flying extremely close to the pyramids
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Rash driving car gets into a bad accident
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Jenna Dewan Nipples in a Sheer Black Top!
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Kaitlyn Dever/ BTS 95TH Oscars (With Zoey Deutch)
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Halle Bailey Blasts Pregnancy Rumors With New Bikini Pics!
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Will a car tire with 100 hole plugs survive?
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KILLER KARMA: 4 PEOPLE WHO WERE ASKING FOR IT
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UNIVERSAL GESTURES IN A BAR
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The Brad Paisley Comic is Here!
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Taking a look at the dangerous electric eel
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33 Actors Who Were Rejected Or Even Fired From Roles Because They Were Too “Ugly,” “Old,” Or “Urban”
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Rita Ora Nipple Pokies at Fashion Show!
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Gabbie Carter’s Boobs Caught in a Fishnet!
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Stella Hudgens Bares All: Nude Shower Spectacle Revealing Fantastic Assets!
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Emily Cox – full frontal nudity in Alma & Oskar
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A MUCH-AWAITED JOURNEY
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Big Black Dildo!
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Big Tit Katie Thornton Morning Ritual Part 1
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Nude Red Couch Poses
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Mother of God (GIF)
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Willa Fitzgerald Nipple Pokies at the 2023 US Open!
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Anal Ring Toss (GIF)
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BABY GOT BACK
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Pervert secretly spies on his masturbating stepsisters
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India Love’s Big Bikini Booty!
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Nude In the … jungle!
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Oh My (GIF)
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Oklahoma Is Crazy
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Studio Session with the Beautiful Mitropoliya!
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Florence Pugh naked in Oppenheimer in 4K
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Pitta Gorgeous Busty Thai Outdoors
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Pussy in the Car
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Dad shares his redneck wife with his drinking buddies
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Tough Choice
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THE EROTICISM OF KONSTANTIN SKRIN
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Veronika Zemanova Nude
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Cum Haters 2023C
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Virginity Stolen
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Ebony Mystique Helps Porsha Carrera to Squirt!
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2023

13

Nov

Stella Hudgens’ Tits Out for her Birthday of the Day

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Here’s a dream come true for 98 percent of the Stella Hudgens fans, who are only there because of her sister, you know a little spillover that bring you some insight into the actual celeb, who is now more interesting because that spillover also bring the tits.

The dream being that Stella and Vanessa re posing together, a little cameo on the feed, for Stella’s birthday, because Vanessa is all in on Stella being all in, on the whole selling of nudes because it’s easy money, fun and she’d be sending nudes to dudes for free, might as well get paid for it…you know validate yourself as the sister in the shadows…

Anyway, in celebrating her birthday, she took to her ONLYFANS to pose tits out with cake, she didn’t do any cake farts, or cake fucking, or even anything vulgar with cake, she’s a classy mainstream lady as you know….

She also had her ass in underwear, prepping for the day we see full ass and pussy…which will happen….just not today since it’s her BIRTHDAY not YOURS perverts..

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2023

13

Nov

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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It may not be the 1940s or really a romanticized war time era, where you’d end up in a hospital for months at a time to convalesce, where you could develop a connection with the spinster career nurse working because she didn’t have a husband to support them, looking for a husband so they don’t need to ever work again, seeing you as a hero or at least someone who will have a pension, so long as the trauma of war doesn’t turn them into some alcoholic monster and even if it does, who cares…let’s get pregnant in the hospital for a better tomorrow…..

But that doesn’t mean girls who work as nurses, our HEALTHCARE HEROES, cant’ try to impregnate themselves on the internet….for the internet to turn around and help them have a better tomorrow through monetization….right.

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Posted in:NURSES

2023

13

Nov

Sabrina Carpenter Ass On Stage of the Day

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Here’s a couple of really exciting pics of Sabrina Carpenter, some child star with 30 million followers so you know she’s important, on stage performing her new single or her new album, because that’s what these people do when they try to get into the minds of the simple consumer they’ve already manipulated so hard that they have 30 million of them waiting to like or comment on their social media posts….

They are exciting because she’s on stage in the panties, showing off her ass in panties, like some kind of stripper during her romantic song, even though she’s a mainstream popstar who probably should keep her underwear where it belongs…hidden….since she doesn’t need to show her underwear or even her ass no underwear to get noticed…yet she does it anyway…..

The only sadness this brings is that if you’re going to be so aggressive with the underwear, why not give us a wet spot to drive the point home…otherwise it’s a waste……SHOW US MORE WASTE otherwise it’s a WASTE…Gross.

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2023

13

Nov

Milf Monday of the Day

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Here are some moms who pretend that they are MILFs because I figure all moms are MILFs since all dudes will fuck anything which gives them the illusion they are MILFs and they don’t even need the dudes of the world to tell them they are MILFs, or to end up in any scandals where they fuck their students, or their kid’s friends, or the neighbor’s kid to really validate that shit…they can just post hot content to the internet and make the SIMPS and CUCKS write to them about how they want to make sweet love to them until they can’t walk, you know filling them up in ways that make them feel like they are reverse giving birth…you know diving in head first or some shit….MILF SEX.

So here’s some of that contnet being uploaded of self-directed, self-determined, MILFS cuz they are old, who ya’ll validate with your desperation….