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2023

13

Nov

Milf Monday of the Day

Here are some moms who pretend that they are MILFs because I figure all moms are MILFs since all dudes will fuck anything which gives them the illusion they are MILFs and they don’t even need the dudes of the world to tell them they are MILFs, or to end up in any scandals where they fuck their students, or their kid’s friends, or the neighbor’s kid to really validate that shit…they can just post hot content to the internet and make the SIMPS and CUCKS write to them about how they want to make sweet love to them until they can’t walk, you know filling them up in ways that make them feel like they are reverse giving birth…you know diving in head first or some shit….MILF SEX.

So here’s some of that contnet being uploaded of self-directed, self-determined, MILFS cuz they are old, who ya’ll validate with your desperation….

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2023

13

Nov

Sarah Hyland in a Dress of the Day

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If Sarah Hyland wasn’t the product of the Satanic Regime that people sell their souls to be a part of, I’d be included to say that Santa’s elf is getting ready for her busy season, you know because she’s built like some kind of elf looking bitch….

Unfortunately, from her child star on a shitty sitcom that was the representation of the Satanic Regime, I know the only Christmas miracle she’s experienced is not dying from her multiple Kidney Transplants that were code for “sacrificing my organs to the Satanic Regime”…..you know putting a little skin in the game…

She is posing for her camera or her gay husband who I am sure is ready for her to die so that he can get her money and live the gay cruise life….her little tits out…her pantyhose on…for the weirdos who find this thing hot…

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2023

13

Nov

Alexandra Daddario Whores Out in a Sheer Dress for AMEX of the Day

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As you’d expect, even a rich chick like Alex Daddario has a price and that price may be higher than the non rich chicks of the internet fisting themselves for 10 dollars, but those girls just do it for the love, or maybe the attention, or maybe they have parasites in their brains because they are whores who want to spread those parasites that control them onto other girls to turn them into whores…

Daddario, clearly slipped into some slutty dress, showing off some giant underwear, because she’s classy or just old, paid for by AMEX, because these girls don’t do anything for free, at least not now that they’ve got where they want to go thanks to the help of their tits, and the fact that they have rich parents who supported their dream paying their rent while they were in LA sucking dick until landing on the guy who gave her tits a shot in True Detective, you know that sampler was free, but now that she’s rooked people in, she gets paid…

This sheer dress is for HILTON/AMEX travel collab and nothing says TRAVEL like a big titty actress in a sheer dress showing her underwear….

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2023

13

Nov

Billie Eilish Cleavage of the Day

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Billie Eilish is doing the splits with some oversized dude shorts on.

The good news is that her fat girl tits are busting out, which is what you’d want from a fat girl in a content piece, since her big tits take away the initial shock and disgust of the obesity.

In this picture, where the popstar who is not Taylor Swift, since there are apparently other pop stars who aren’t Taylor Swift out there, is giving us the illusion that despite being fat, she’s athletic enough to have great flexibility and mobility.

I like to think it’sp robbaly that joint disease that affects the connective tissues in the joints, allowing fat girls do do things like the splits, you know, since she’s far too tat to be athletic in ways that lead to doing the splits, even with all her stage performances that you’d think would lead to her being fit, but the money made from being rich affords way too many snacks to let the fitness win, so auto-immune diseases are the only real answer.

This definitely gives off the fat girl who normally sits out gym class deciding to shock the class with her tits, and since there are tits and splits, since splits have their own level of sex appeal, known the vaginal floodgates are gaping…..smells of pussy radiating the room….queefs filling the air…the soundtrack of Billie Eilish’s life, because that’s pretty much how I’d describe her actual music she tours….a queef….a big gaping stinky fucking queef….directed by her creepy brother FINAGAN….

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2023

13

Nov

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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To make breast feeding hotter….

I just found out that when a breast feeding mother kisses her baby, her body recognizes in some creepy way what pathogens the baby needs, so the breasts make the the pathogens the baby needs, so that it doesn’t die…

Since the whole birthing process of growing a live human inside their fucking womb wasn’t freaky enough.

Sure, the whole procreating is the NUMBER one purpose of our existence, which is why society tries to confuse people and take them off course because they don’t want us to catch onto their schemes to keep us miserable….

But that doesn’t mean breeding isn’t weird as fuck, at least beyond the fucking part…

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Posted in:Lactating

2023

13

Nov

Finding the Perfect Size Sex Doll: A Guide to Your Ideal Companion

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Buying a sex doll, or as I like to call it or shopping for a future wife for a modern man, can be a complex thing.

You’ve decided that you don’t want the bullshit of dating, or trying to find a woman, who you know that even if the stars align will be too much maintenance, too much nagging and will likely just end up disappointing you after taking you for all you’ve got.

You know that if you were to try to land an actual nagging woman you’d have no real decision in the way that she looks or how she dresses, since modern women are too uptight when it comes to the whole feminist thing. You don’t own them, so you cant’ tell them what to wear.

More importantly, you can’t decide on how fit she is, how big her boobs are, how many vaginas or holes she has, when she uses those holes, it’s a lot of work.

Which is why getting a new sexdolls can be so exciting!

You can choose the curves, the ethnicity, the bust size, the butt size, you can make her look like your favorite instagram model, celebrity, or girl in your everyday life you’re too shy to talk to, but not too shy to have a good time with when she’s in the doll form.

You can decide if she’s human sized or compact sized for the apartment dwellers, or miniature size that makes your penis look bigger.

You can decide the eye color, whether she even has eyes.

You get to be the doll designer, or play your own version of god, because you get to put the pieces together in your customized TPE sex doll.

This is like home renovating, modifying the car, doing whatever it takes to get you the perfect women to help you live out the perfect fantasy. Just remember to keep you adult doll clean, because if you don’t give her the right maintenance and “self care”, she’s your girl and you don’t want to be shortening her life, but maybe that’s a good reason to buy more sex dolls to add to your harem, there are no laws against that, at least not yet!

Posted in:Sex Dolls

2023

12

Nov

Shameless Attention Seeker Sunday of the Day

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“It’s Sunday and you are all godless fucks who need that hole in your heart replaced by exhbiltionism since nudity is god’s gift to us all”.

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2023

10

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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I can do this stepLINKS post before or after I go to the grocery store to look at tight pants now that all the sluts are wearing oversized jackets to stay warm, you know because I won’t be as inspired as I normally am, bringing you my chronicles or anthology from a pervert grocery shopper….

Because the truth is, I can get as inspired sitting on the computer staring at nudes, since nudes are wonderful, something I’d marry if the right nude walked into my life, and make babies with…because nudes are pretty much the only reason I started the site, even though I never got any nudes, which is probably the way it’s supposed to have worked out for me because if building a hugely popular site for the nudes actually worked out, I wouldn’t be with you today, I’d be on a private jet, yacht or in a vila with hot pussy that like rich internet tycoons who turn content into nudes into dollars….and we couldn’t have that….now could we!

It’s weekend, do weekend things, like suckin a tit…baby style..

Here are some stepLINKS….

Paulina Gretzky’s Black Bikini!
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MAXIMUM RESPECT FOR REFEREES
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Bella Thorne Gets Down in “Rumble Through the Dark”!
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TBT: Accidental Racism
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Dua Lipa Releases New Music!
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7 Horribly Awkward Moments That Should Never Happen to Anyone
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CCTV clip of a semi truck speeding into cars and an auto mall
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Kylie Jenner’s White Bodysuit Extravaganza: A Tempting Display of Boobs and Ass!
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20 ++ PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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Sarah Shahi Nipple Pokies Selfie!
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Incredibly risky climb to the top of Mount Everest
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Feeding a massive tiger in a cage
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s NYC Selfie!
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Panthers Kicker’s Reaction to a Missed 59-Yard Kick goes Viral1
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Drunk people fails that are just too funny
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INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: JENNALEE
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30 Weird And Cool Animal Facts That People Shared In This Thread
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Sofia Vergara Likes What She Sees in The Mirror!
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45 Enchanting Women Showcasing Stylish Lingerie
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The Hunger Games Premiere: Tallia Storm’s Ravishing Display of Legs and Cleavage Steals the Spotlight!
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Young biker tries to escape the cops and fails
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Taylor Swift Inspired Kansas City Chiefs Merch!
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Margot Robbie in a White Swimsuit!
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Christina Hendricks – On set of The Buccaneers in 2022
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Arianny Celeste Brings the Lingerie!
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Alligator crushes and swallows an entire turtle
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HOLY OUCH BATMAN
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Dirty ball pump prank catches people off guard
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Meet Aitana, the AI-Created Instagram Fitness Model Making Thousands of Dollars a Month
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Heidi Klum is Banging!
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Man gets spat on by a spitting cobra
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FIGHTING FRIDAYS #323
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Gym fails that will surely get you laughing
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The Swifties Go After the Mahomes Because of Kim Kardashian!
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Sommer Ray’s DJ Pants are Special!
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33 Hot Weekend Girls
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Cobra farming turned into a multi-millionaire project by the Vietnamese
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Trucker barely avoids getting hit by a barrage of bullets
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Pilot picks up a pizza on his helicopter
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Viral Jacked Cheerleader Goes Viral Again – 11 Years Later!
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Megan Fox – Out in New York
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Kate Beckinsale – Some type of Photoshoot
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Rachel Zegler – The Hunger Games premiere in London
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Victoria Justice – Planet Omega exhibition celebration in New York
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Sabrina Carpenter – The Eras Tour in Buenos Aires
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Taylor Hill – Burberry Celebrates The Opening Event Of Knight Bar in NYC
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Taylor Swift – The Eras Tour in Buenos Aires
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Margot Robbie – Seen boarding a boat in Sydney
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Olivia Rodrigo – Night out with friends in New York
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Lily-Rose Depp – Academy Women’s Luncheon in Los Angeles
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THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH
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Bess Breast is a Lonely and Busty Housewife!
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Sizzling Sensation: Alina Becker Bares It All in a Provocative Bedroom Photoshoot
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Lili Simmons, Carmela Zumbado and more in the latest Power Book IV: Force (s2e10)
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MASTURBATING IS FOR HOTTIES VOL254
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Smoking Hot Blonde (GIF)
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Rubbing Pussy – Pussy Rubber!
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Ashlyn Peaks & Her Twin Peaks Of Glory Scoreland
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Aly Deity is Expecting Company!
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Nude Aisha
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Megan Fox … with a revealing see through! (+gif)
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Josephine Jackson Stepmom Is Best Teacher
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AND THE SCUMBAG OF THE WEEK AWARD GOES TO?
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Squirting Girl…
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In a Private Room with Jessica Starling!
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Virginity Stolen
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Every seen two anal-loving lesbians drink each other’s squirt?
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Lingerie Seduction: Sabine Jemeljanova Dazzles in ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ for Lovehoney!
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mayha shiraa Nudes!
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Anal Ends Career Before it Begins
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Kseniia Khyzhniak naked in Ya, Nina (2022)
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SHOWERING, YES. TOO MUCH, NO. LET US WATCH, ALWAYS.
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Getting Lucky with Brandy Renee!
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Sexy Shirley Gets Nude
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Big Titty Babe Fucked (GIF)
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Ashlyn Peaks & Her Twin Peaks Of Glory
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Girls: Do Better
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Daphne Patakia in all her nude and explicit scenes (8 HD videos)
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Hottie enjoys shoving her whole fist up her friend’s twat
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British reality star in premium nudes
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Boots and a Toy!
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2023

10

Nov

Heidi Klum Brings Out her German Tits in a Bra of the Day

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German born Heidi Klum, who you can assume comes from a family of Nazis, since anyone in Germany in the 30s and 40s were Nazis, and the fact that she’s clearly a Eugenics project that was initiated by the ROCKET SCIENTISTS employed by the NAZI party in efforts to create the perfect human, unless this is just AI filters, BOTOX injections and all the other fake shit old weathered bitches do to themselves to look like strippers and porn chicks, but classier.

Clearly, she’s doing everything she can to distract people from being of NAZI roots, in these wild and crazy times, and the best way to do that is something we can assume she learned early in the career, is showing tit.

Unfortunately not her hot daughter’s tit, but rather her tits, and I’m just surprised her co-host Howie Mandell isn’t in the frame just to further prove she’s not anti-semetic like her heritage would suggest.

TITTIES.

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2023

10

Nov

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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The highlight of life when you’re a stunted loser with a half retard or teenage brain is wanting to see girls naked, imagining girls naked, visualizing the girls serving you at the store naked, trying to pay the girls in the club to get naked….

If you’re wired wrong, your chase or GRIND isn’t for money, it’s for naked chicks, and thanks to the internet even those of us who are more inclined to suck at life, to nap instead of grind, to post nonsense no one reads instead of making money, we get to see naked chicks too….otherwise, it’d be a pretty fucking empty existence, which for some of you it already is, but for me, is a hopeful existence because girls will keep getting naked.

Here’s some on/off, clothed to unclothed for us, allowing us to cosplay as top level people who see nakedness for free, just because we’re us!