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2023

10

Oct

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

I like tiny tits, because they are still tits and you should too because if you don’t you’re gay….

I have been told, at least on the internet in the comment and hate mail section of this site that I am gay for liking small tits, because dudes have small tits and liking a woman’s small tit means I like dude tit, even though woman tit is still woman tit regardless of size….and not dude tit therefore not not gay….

I don’t know if there is real division on the tit size that we deal with….

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2023

10

Oct

Denise Richards See Through of the Day

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You may call her Denise Richards, but based on her dried up womb, her low estrogen, her menopause that’s either from the natural aging process or from a dirty Charlie Sheen sex triggered hysterectomy because all that HPV can’t live up in here no more….not to mention her “ex-planted” tit, that looks more like a horror movie creature coming to eat your soul than an actual tit, or a mysterious creature found in the swamps of some far away plant trying to eat your soul, all this to say, it’s not the tit you’d like to see on a woman, who may have been someone to jerk off to when celeb nudity was something to jerk off to in a pre-porn era…..but who is way too fucking old to consider jerking off to now, unless you’re weird….

Which is why I call her Denis.

More man than woman in these genderless times….at least based on her sex appeal to a straight man…or at least that’s how it should be.

So check out Denis.

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2023

10

Oct

Lucy Hale Nip Slip of the Day

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Do you remember when Lucy Hale, the CW vixen was out there attending fashion week bullshit, because she’s more than just an actress, she’s also an influencer and influencers make more money than actors, which is why actors are all trying to be influencers.

In tryin to assert herself as an influencer and an actress, she’s decided to use the opportunity to get as much hype as possible around herself when going to these events for free, which is taking on an old school marketing strategy that helped build the foundation of this website….the PAPARAZZI STYLE NIP SLIP….

It’s the “Oops my tit fell out”…so the hyenas of the world go MENTAL on it, putting her back on top of her game, at least according to GOOGLE TRENDS, possibly landing her more than just a HALLMARK movie or two….because I am sure she feels she has so much to give.

I’ve already posted this nip slip, but since no one reads the site, I’ll post it again…..that’s what having EDITORIAL control over this shit MEANS.

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2023

10

Oct

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Pants aren’t quite pants enough if I can’t see each labia fold when a woman in said pants walks towards me…

Pants aren’t quite pants enough if I can’t see how blown out the anus is by being able to count every ridge on the star to see how old and weathered it is as the pants walk past me….and into the horizon….like the end of an old movie.

Luckily, most pants show me asshole and pussy and I’m a better pervert for it….

So here are some tight pants to celebrate how trashy and slutty all women seem to be these days….

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2023

10

Oct

Donna D’Errico’s Dressed Like the Undead for Halloween of the Day

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If you’re looking for the number one trending Halloween costume of the season, it’s probably not the undead, zombie, Frankenstein looking Donna D’Errico, fucking with some kind of demonic entities or witchcraft to convince you that she’s not a rotting fucking corpse…but it could still be a good option, since it’s some spooky ass shit!

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2023

10

Oct

Bound and Gagged Stella Hudgens is Almost Showing The Pink of the Day

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Things are getting a little edgy with this gothic witch during Halloween month….becasue she’s integrated some being bound and gagged to her exclusive content feed….and to be fair, she’s not really gagged, more face stuffed into a pillow, you know the romantic sex way in this over porned up world, where pop tarts and their sisters produce their own version of porn….when in the glory days of porn, only ghetto, desperate drug addicted molested girls were in the industry….

Stella Hudgens, who grew up in the shadow of her sister’s five o’clock shadow, because after Vanessa leaked her nudes, we’d all laugh at how hairy her pussy was, not because we don’t like hairy pussy, I’ve been an ambassador for the bush for as long as I’ve had the site, and if you don’t believe me, I am sure there’s plenty of incriminating evidence in the fucking archive of 50,000 retarded and autistic, which is essentially the same thing, posts….

So yeah, I used to say she was a hair little pudgy chipmunk creature from god knows where, I wasn’t familiar with the Disney cloning labs at the time, and in being a chipmunk her hair would grow back immediate after her pre-nude shaves….so Vanessa Hudgens will always be the bitch with a Fred Flinstone cunt to me…

Anyway, the sister, who has turned to low level sex work, selling nudes to thirsty and desperate losers who pay for this dog shit because they’re fans of Vanessa, still hasn’t shown her pussy like her more popular, richer and famous sister she’s been riding on the back of…..even though her whole business is selling nudes.

PRETTY FUCKING SHITTY DEAL…

If I’m not seeing LABIA blowing in the wind, why they fuck am I paying for that shit, and well, I’m not paying for that shit, so maybe I don’t deserve the labia and shit….

But with anything, the leveling up has to happen, the money is addictive, the momentum must continue, and with that….pussy will happen eventually, we’re getting a little closer and that’s hardly exciting…even with the drug store BDSM constraints she’s incorporating into the mix.

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2023

10

Oct

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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In a cold dark world, especially when going into the perpetual winter of Canada, where being a hermit who doesn’t see the light of day, buried in your off grid hobbit hole trying to stay warm until your creepy ass can emerge from the deep freeze, to creep on girls in their ever more revealing outfits as fashion and pornography merge more and mre….

The only way to entertain yourself through that survival is starting at pictures and videos of bitches in bikinis or swimsuits because they chose a better way of life than your frozen ass, knowing that one day in the next 7-9 months, you’ll be able to creep on bikini and swimsuits in person again….unless of course you finally succumb to the scurvy or whatever else those colonialists died of when taking the land from the indians….

You are an explorer and this is your inspiration for your future exploring….when the sun comes back out again…

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Posted in:swimsuit

2023

09

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s Canadian Thanksgiving, the SERVER won’t let me upload HUDGENS NUDES, or other GOOD old fashioned posts no one reads…. so along with having sex with a turkey carcass cuz it’s hotter and less greasy than my obese wife….I’m thinking about the colonizers stealing the land from a people…to build their society that is basically a fucking prison in which we are all inmates of….while stuffing my face with pumpkin pie…likely having a diabetic episode…because that’s the life I fucking live….

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Angelina Jolie Nipples Pokies in Times Square!
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Katie Sigmond is Back in the Saddle!
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Petrol Pump Frauds You Should Definitely Know About
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25 Epic Halloween Displays You Have to See to Believe
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Camel Toe Special!
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Man Drops His Food On His Porch And Kicks It In Frustration
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Katie Sigmond is Back in the Saddle!
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Britney Spears Gets Down in Purple Lingerie!
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Sorry Britney
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The Strange Truth Behind The All New Basketballs In The NBA
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Reaction Between Aluminum And Mercury Is Really Cool
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Forklift Op Should Have Listened
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Olivia Rodrigo Cleavage at the 2023 MTV VMAs!
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MENTAL MONDAYS
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Deva Cassel’s Scintillating Photoshoot: Mesmerizing Beauty and Alluring Cleavage
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Gracie Hunt and her Sister on Game Day!
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Testing Cheap Hydraulic Jacks On A Hydraulic Press
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Eminem and his Daughter Hailie Jade Bond at The Detroit Lions Game!
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Mormon Stunts!
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Interesting Ship Facts You Might Not Know About
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Lala Kent Cleavage and See Through to Underwear!
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Making 3 Really Cool Magnetic Accelerators
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YOU CAN’T KICK THEM OUT
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Bowling Ball Cannon Vs Assorted Items
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25 of the Best Quotes About Masculinity and Manhood
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29 PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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15 Running Essentials!
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“IT’S A WONDERFUL KNIFE” Brings Horror To Christmas this Holiday Season!
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Someone Stole The Drugs She Tried To Sell
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Reason Why Ships Have Two Balls
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10 Cool Bets You Are Always Bound To Win
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Maxwell Swift’s Erotic Photo Shoot: Caylee Cowan’s Alluring Boobs and Bra on Full Display
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Crazy Incidents From The World Of Aviation
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18 Hot Monday Girls
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Cindy Prado in a white bikini
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Cute Girls Wearing Tight Dresses
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Tallia Storm – Crop Circles premiere in London
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Lacey Chabert – Filming a ‘Mean Girls’ themed Pepsi commercial in Los Angeles
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Ashley Roberts – Trolls Happy Place photocall in London
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Millie Bobby Brown all grown up and seemingly comfy not wearing a bra
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Alessandra Ambrosio – Leaving Pilates class in Malibu
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Kimberley Garner – The Bikeriders premiere at BFI London Film Festival
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Paris Jackson – I was going to skip this but think you can see pierced nips
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Shay Mitchell – Some type of bra Photoshoot
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Halle Berry & Kate Hudson – Michael Kors Watch Hunger Stop Photoshoot
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Tana Mongeau – Leaving Tate McRae’s Hollywood Concert Afterparty
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Bright Colored-Dildo
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AMATEUR MEAT: ANA MAKS
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BABY GOT BACK
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This is not the kind of interracial porn you’d normally expect
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SaltySweetSabrina Nude!
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SHE’S BUTT NAKED NOW (GIF)
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Madisyn Shipman Nip Slip!
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Pillow Fight!
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Big Dildo!
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Julia Roberts topless in Pretty Woman (1990)
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Nadine Leopold nude and sexy
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Was it Worth the Risk?
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Great Tower Of Ass (GIF))
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THE SOUNDS OF LOVE
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Sofi Vega Flashing by the Car!
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Mila Amour … in a hot photoshoot!
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Busy Philipps Down Blouse Nip Slip!
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On the Hipster Chair!
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THE EROTICISM OF CINCINNATUS
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Pretty blonde girl likes to flash her private parts in public
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Miranda Kerr’s Scandalous Topless Exposure at Victoria’s Secret 2008 Photo Shoot!
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Prostitute Never Saw it Coming
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Kimberley Garner Nude
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Scarred a Tourist for Life
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Heather Graham in Italy
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Gabbie Carter in a Big Hat!
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Italian emo chick in artistic nudes and sex videos
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Rita Ora … with a revealing top!
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2023

09

Oct

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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It’s Canadian Thanksgiving…..and thus the beginning of “Covid” season, to those who believe in Covid, so get ready to get off to some MEDICAL WORKERS, they’re our heroes….or some bullshit that they want you to believe…when everything is a fucking fake news lie and you should believe nothing….

The good news is that nudity makes it all much more tolerable!

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2023

09

Oct

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I have a feeling that all these breast feeding, or lactation content being self produced for the internet is not designed as an educational device to teach people about breast feeding, lactation or the things that tits are capable of when you’re a mammal.

I think the people producing this breast milk content are actually doing it in a sexualized way, in an attempt to lure us in to jerk off to their milky tit content, because they clearly think their breasts being full of milk is hot.

Which makes me wonder about all those girls who campaign to breast feed in public, clearly, they’re INTO people getting off to their tits, while they pretend that they are innocent parties being creeped on in the process, when they are the ones pulling out there tits.

I don’t know, but this breast milk content feels a little suspicious to me!

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