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2018

06

Jun

Caity Lotz is a Good Time of the DAy

She is on the show Arrow, but if you’ve ever heard of Caity Lotz you already knew that….

I have never seen Arrow, I just know it’s one of those nerd shows produced by the Canadians who did Battlestar Galactica and other low budget, cheesy shot nonsense that social awkward, probably virgins get hooked into and obsessed with…

So the people who are into the people on it…are people into it and despite how pathetic I think that makes you….it’s ok…she seems fun..

She was a Dancer, touring with Avril Lavigne and Lady Gaga, starring in music videos…so I consider her a failed stripper…but still being slutty…which in and of itself is fun.

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2018

06

Jun

Kendall Jenner Cameltoe of the Day

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The style of the year is bicycle shorts…one of the gayest things a man can wear when just going out on a casual ride…something so many dudes who are recreationally riding wear to pretend they are in the Tour De France like Lance…even though they are Yuppies in their 50s who work as Lawyers…you see them in EVERY city and every town…the too old to Lance but not too old to dress like Lance so that people take them seriously on the bike path or when getting in the damn way on the street…it’s ridiculous…

It’s less ridiculous when young sluts, hip hop sluts or Influencer sluts where the bike shorts to show off ass and cameltoe as hard as they can for the world to see, in what looks like it’s not as slutty as it is intended to be…like fitness gear on sundays…I can see your damn UTERUS woman…

Kendall Jenner is garbage…but she exists…in Bike Shorts jacked up her hungry pussy…that could just look hungry from being banged out to fill the void left in her from being part of the worst, most commercial, garbage family where the men hate being there so much they chop their dicks off…something that we’d hope would be more damaging for this one…

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2018

06

Jun

Nina Agdal Bikini of the Day

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There was a time, not so long ago where Nina Agdal pretty much disappeared. I assume it was because she was trying to play it cool when she was hanging with DiCaprio, so that he didn’t realize she was some opportunistic cunt trying to get ahead on his dick, she was playing the “oh I didn’t even know he was Leo DiCaprio when I met him, we just connected immediately”…something that happens when girls justify dating rich guys…because they don’t like coming across as whores..

In fact, the best strategy a sugar baby can pull is paying for dinner the first date, because the rich guy will think “She’s not using me”…only to find out that is the last thing she buys with her own money and that is the best investment of her life..that dinner….

So now that the Leo thing didn’t work out, she’s with Christie Brinkley’s son, another really rich guy, because Brinkley was a sugar baby in her own right, but a bit more of a legend when bikini model legends were a thing…so rich guys fought to get the bikini model pussy…and I guess has to pretend she’s still a bikini model to keep him interested in her because his mom was a bikini model and he values that as work…

So she’s been out there a whoring…trying to be hot…all while looking like a handicap…

The body’s good though..even now that she’s older and fatter…

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2018

06

Jun

Kristen Stewart Boring Hard Nipples of the Day

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Even when she’s Dyked Out…she’s boring.

It’s like there is nothing this girl can do. There is not enough scissors in the sweatshop that can make anything about her seem intriguing or exciting….

I just can’t fuck with Kirsten Stewart, or her identity crisis or her coming of age story, where she really discovers herself…

I just find it dull on all fronts, like her acting, she’s garbage….very expensive garbage…but garbage none the less…

I also don’t really believer her lesbianism, sure she’s fucking women, but who isn’t in this generation really…I just think it’s too text book and Disney contrived to be what she feels in her soul…because she probably doesn’t even know what she feels in her soul…because actors as a general rule…have no identity and get lost in their performances, not because they are some higher brow talent, but because they are bullshit..

BUT HER NIPPLES ARE HARD…

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2018

06

Jun

I think he’s Wearing His Pants Wrong and Other Videos of the Day

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Man Who Got Dog Stolen – Takes Out Dog Theif

Man Gets Caught Filming Women

Pretty Horrible Find…

Dude Saving his Drone Over Water

NFL Lineman Gets Tasered

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2018

06

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My new favorite place to hang out is in campgrounds. I figure it’s summer time now, and there’s a lot of people who are living the VanLife because of instagram, you know all those 20 somethings who don’t get jobs or want jobs, because they prefer sitting in vans all day….linking up for spots where homeless people have been living out of vans for decades before them…only to get mad when people like me walk in on them in the communal shower…not realizing…this isn’t GLAMPING hot bikini wearing, short short wearing babe…this is where outcasts and degenerates live and you gentrifying that will end in some being masturbated on or terrorized at night…

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Fails of the Week
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MMA Fighter Challenged to a Street Fight
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Jessica Chastain – Not So Erotica
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Phoebe Price Looking for Attention
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Jennifer Lawrence – New Cock
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Jared Leto is Getting His Own Joker Movie
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Chinese Man Kicks old Librarian
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Man Rams Car Down the Street
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Weird Girl Takes Danny Devito To Prom…..Danny Devito Takes Weird Girl to a bar
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Dancing Dog of the Day
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2018

05

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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As it turns out….hanging out in a Walmart in a ghetto small town…where it is the only Walmart in the region….You get some of the whitest trash stripper looking women who look like they give solid toothless blowjobs for meth money buying toilet paper and cured meat…because that’s what living the dream is all about…

That walmart is my new best friend…like cheap hair dye is that crackhead’s best friend…

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Sloppy Drunk Girl Heading Hope After the Party
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Fitness Model Showing off Bikini Model
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Drunk Woman Riding a Horse Through a Liquor Store
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Noah Cyrus – naked…
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No Runwa, No PRoblem
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Worst A Cappella Ever – Which is pretty Bad because All Acapella is Garbage…
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Madison Beer in Short Shorts…
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Perrie Edwards TOPLESS BEACH
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The Niplle Slip of the Day
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Cate Blanchett and Sarah Paulson Lost It
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Big Titty Donna Gets Married
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Slippery Road Fail
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Lauren Hubbard Cleavage….
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No Swimsuits in Miss America Competition
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Don’t Wake up the Drunk Driver
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Zoo Director Throws Magic Slipper
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Ariana Grande PTSD…
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Bold Cell Phone Theft
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Mission Impossible Fallout 2018
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This FBI Fail is Hilarious – I Keep Watching at Watching…and Watching…
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Britney Spears Thick Thighs…Hot…
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Ellie Bamber Titties…
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Pregnant Candice Swanepoel Bikini
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Camila Mendes Thick Neck…Tits
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Rat Cow….and her Big Tits
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Victoria Justice Cleavage…
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Balcony FUCK
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Amateur Meat – Kitty Meow
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HOW MANY PUSH UPS CAN SHE DO
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Setting Fire on a Chicago Train
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Teen Vagina Rub
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The Way to Cure a Hangover…
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Russian Babe…in Video…
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Lexi Gets Down….
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Self Shot Babes….
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Big Titty Girl and her Batter…
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Weirdest Fucking Bikini Fetish Insertion of the Day
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Naked Outdoor…
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Naked Cowgirl…
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Ass on Face Suffocation…
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2018

05

Jun

Candice Swanepoel is Pretty Much Always Pregnant of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is known for only doing Victoria’s Secret, because that’s all she’s done, and she was hot and exciting and interesting when she was early on in her career, but there comes a time when you’ve seen enough of the same damn pose from the same damn chick, that you think “don’t you have any other tricks…trick”….

So she went and got pregnant a decade ago and seems to be always fucking pregnant…like the neighbor on Family guy…bitch won’t just fucking eject the damn baby, but she will get half naked with it disgustingly inside her and it’s pretty damn gross to people like me who don’t like breeding, but hot to ready to drop porn fetishists and Candice Swanepoel fans I doubt exist…because who fucking cares…

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2018

05

Jun

Tallulah Willis Titty Flash of the Day

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Tallulah Willis is a Demi Moore and Bruce Willis daughter who have lived a pretty spoiled and blessed life, because that’s what happens when both your parents are stupid rich from being actors….

She was unfortunately not an abortion, because I guess sometimes these narcissistic celebs need to reproduce, because another abortion will break their womb…

I find that she looks a little too Bruce, but at least she’s got tits, tits that her feminist activist who has nothing else to do with her time likes to flash.

She’s hip, she’s cool, she’s not irritating for those trust funders who just kinda does nothing – allowing her to be an artist, or surround herself with artists, who by definition are just other slackers like her…into her parents and the good life…

So she’s been topless, naked, in the bath with her sisters, a whole lot of exhibitionism…but most importantly, she’s got BUSH…

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2018

05

Jun

Demi Rose Nipples Slip of the Day

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Demi Rose is a rumored Sex Worker, who I guess became a big social media entity for whatever reason, trying to be a Kardashian….she’s had so much of her body jacked the fuck up but people are into this look, they even pay to have sex with it, because this is the internet generation and you can fuck anything you want to fuck off the internet…

It’s that whole amazon dot com, shop your social media for whatever you want…

In the early 00s, I went to the porn convention, the AVN awards in Vegas because some paid for me to be there and I learned that you can fuck all the whores on the pornos for enough money, that was the whole point of

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, her act is typical played out and the only fascinating thing about her is that she’s 24 despite looking 45, I mean the only thing besides her monster tits and stomach sucked out, she likes showing off because it works as a tactic to increase her rates….

What a mess…..

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