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2018

May

Liz Hurley Tits Out of the Day

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Liz Hurley is out at some Random Event in Belgium, and by out, I mean her tits were out, since that’s pretty much her move and the only reason she’s has a second coming of celebrity…it’s just that easy, be a hot slut who beards a homosexual very famous actor of the time….only to leave him for a series of billionaires who actually fuck her…do some bikini modeling, some Austin Powers movie roles to get the tits on the silverscreen and really matter…then start a bikini line, raise a family, and realize when then kids grow up that you miss the slutty behavior and the hoards of men jerking off to her…so teach your 16 year old to take pics of you half naked…and put your tits on social media…and exist, defying age thanks to face injections, looking good cuz she’s not fat, and I support this new gen mom behavior…it’s embarrassing and hot and disgusting all at the same time…”MOM PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON, YOU’RE 60 and MY FRIENDS KEEP JERKING OFF TO YOU”….

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2018

May

Naya Rivera Nude Bikini of the Day

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She got fired from that shit because TRANS “THAT DUDE LEA MICHELE” who still makes some noise on social media…didn’t like sharing the spotlight with the hotter ethnic girl with the real vagina…

All this happened years ago, and Naya was forgotten…but for some reason I follow her on social media and saw this bikini pic I wanted to post to say “Yo Naya – I SEE YOU”…

I know she’s some hood, half Peurto Rican and half Black, a product of a stage mom who was trying to launch a career of her own in Hollywood, but who instead pimped out her daughter….who has had a series of weird breakdowns and scandals back home where she beat her boyfriend up and got booked for it…which makes her tits all the more exciting..

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2018

May

Lina Lorenza’s Got Good Tits of the Day

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I don’t know who Lina Lorenza is, I did a quick google search, that’s about all you’ll get out of me in terms of “work” because I have better things to do than fill your unappreciative asses in on who the tits I post on my site belong to….I mean do your own damn research you dick….

But from what I’ve figured out…she’s some EURO, from Italy, I mean just read her name….who I guess is also German…and who is naked because naked is “artistic” and naked is natural and feminist and activism and a great way to get noticed by perverts who want to see you naked…even though I always tell the girls I know to get an audience first, then getting naked for that audience is worth more cash…it’s about getting the cash…don’t give it away for free…yet women haven’t caught onto that yet…I guess they are used to being underpaid or some shit…or maybe they just need men to manage them…WHO KNOWS>..

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2018

May

Dakota Fanning Sports Bra Titties of the Day

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Dakota Fanning is out in some fitness gear, showing off them titties in a sports bra, a look that I hope isn’t porn to you, because if you leave your house you can see it every fucking where and if it was a fetish of yours, you’d likely end up in prison with all your public masturbation…

I don’t know how I feel about Dakota Fanning, I do remember her as a kid, when she was being prostituted by her parents and the executives because they are above the law…

It’s not some conspiracy or lie that Corey Haim / Feldman has put together for the world to see, Hollywood pervert pedophiles exist and they aren’t all named Weinstein…and parents want money and fame and are desperate and turn a blind eye to things…just ask the parents of the Olympic Gymnast team…

So with their growing up exploited, an object or tool, comes filling that void, sometimes with semen, or drugs, or whatever….

I remember being creeped out at how “adult” she was in interviews like some kind of robot, that the media would present as her being “a mini adult”..and it disturbed me….knowing “this ain’t right”….

But her fitness erotica is all right…

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2018

May

Alexis Ren Red Lace Tits of the Day

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Alexis Ren has actually had an influence on society. Not that she’s done anything all that remarkable, she was just the most successful at doing it.

There was a time a few years ago, where her and her boyfriend were getting big brand deals to produce content featuring them doing “epic” things in “epic” places, that weren’t really epic, but that weren’t really being done at the time.

They got featured in the media, they were really all over the place, they went viral. Stories like “the power couple”…or “the dream couple”….where this girl and her great body was really just a prop….but more importantly a prop that wasn’t “Too Hot” for people, it was accessible and it worked…and girls, being the self involved narcissists they are, thought they were as hot and started producing similar bikini life, beach life, photos and now there are 1000 bikini lines, 1000,000,000 bikini models all within the Instagram ecosystem….while this one just puts out whorish contnet…with her bolt on tits…that aren’t as inspiring as they were…but that still exist because people still use instagram and don’t unfollow people…

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2018

May

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples Short Skirt of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp has some puffy nipples in her braless romper looking short skirt…because she’s one of those 18 year old girls who looks pre-pubescent thanks to living that good Hollywood life, spoiled and coddled, where unlike poor teen girls, she didn’t have to get her period at 7 due to bad diet and stress…

She’s also my favorite spoiled celebrity brat, not because I’m a weird Johnny Depp fan, despite liking Cry Baby and Edward Scissor Hands, I don’t really give a fuck whether he’s the one playing those iconic roles or not, I just know he’s rich as fuck, plays this “artist” life, has a weird identity crisis that has made him turn into his version of Hunter S Thompson, that has led to him drinking a lot and beating up gold digging whores, who left him for ELON MUSK, who left her for GRIMES, the Neuroscientist hipster musician from MONTREAL….in what is a weird series of events that reminds us that Amber Heard is a whore…

I know that through all his laid back, too self involved parenting, this one has grown up into being some independent smoking girl, who just does what she wants and no one stops her, because that’s the whole point of being born to celebs who are too self involved and rich to notice…

I don’t think rich kids can really be edgy, I mean they have a huge safety net to land on, but I do think they can be hot in their thinking they are edgy and this one is top tier…

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2018

May

Ashlee Simpson is in a Bikini on a Paddleboard of the Day

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Ashlee Simpson, married to Diana Ross’ son, previously married to some Emo bisexual band all you weirdos much younger than me with your tight pants and silly haircuts and dyed black hair were into, currently or at least according to social media you probably don’t follow – because she’s Ashlee Simpson and who the fuck cares – is in a bikini on a paddleboard living her best life….

She’s Ashlee Simpson and despite no one caring about her, she gets to reap the rewards of being related to Jessica Simpson’s tits, carrying that shit all the way to the top of wherever the fuck she’s got….

Without Jessica Simpson’s tits, or her pervert homosexual Pastor dad, she’d still be in Texas working at a Chicken restaurant as a waitress. But instead she’s all hollywood, she’s even been a guest on Saturday Night Live….a hero to some really…

The highlight of my week last week was JESSICA SIMPSON’S EXPLODING TITTY EXPLODING – CLICK TO SEE – IT IS WORTH IT

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2018

May

Naked Man VS Glass and Other Videos of the Day

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The McKayla Maroney of Hens

Brazilian Party Boy…..

Child Protective Services are About to Get Mad with this Video of Weed Smoking Kid…

Chinese Wedding Turns into a War Zone

Drunk Driver Crashes into Hotel Lobby

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2018

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I may not be a religious man, especially not by god fearing / god loving standards…if anything I have no spirituality or soul and think that worshipping a man as a god is pretty fucking homo…on the level of a teen girl going nuts for Bieber…but when I wake up with an erection, like I was still a teenager, for whatever mystical reason, because as an old man with health issues, waking up with an erection is a very rare thing, I celebrate our lord and savior through a tribal dance I call trying to jerk off like a pervert in a public place…with speed and efficiency…what other better way to celebrate a higher power…that my masturbation dance…I mean other than owning a 365 day a year Christmas themed store…or starting a church…I mean that’s real devotion…while mine is just perversion that can only be explained by the hand of a higher power….

Either way Here are some stepLINKS…in the MORNING…

Dallas Road Rage Accident
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The Rock Eats Pussy
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Ken Jeong Saves Audience Member…
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Girl has Instant Regret
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Near Miss of the Day
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The Best Bongs! BUY Bongs!
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Crazy Outfit at the Met
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Luke Cage Season 2 Trailer
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Idiot Father VS Ladder
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Car Hanging From Bridge in Toronto Weirdness
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Farrah Abraham – Goddess
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Helicopter with Bride Crashes
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911 Crash…
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2018

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am not at the MET GALA….I am not proposing to my girlfriend Keisha at the Met Gala, like I was 2 Chainz. I am not flashing panties and being a fame whore at the Met Gala.

I am more of a backwoods kind of guy, hanging with obese, probably inbred hicks, who are so drunk they can’t walk, possibly due to diabetes neuropathic issues, from too many Margaritas and Carbs….the kind of girl who lost her virginity to her brother while her dad watched which was normal…who celebrate my being there because I bring new genetics to their shallow gene pool.

I’m pretty happy with that….and here are some stepLINS…

Johnny Depp Attacks Crew Member…after Drinking All Day…
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Unfortunately Adele Didn’t Drown at her Titanic Themed Party
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Lily Rose Depp in a Hot Slutty Dress
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Gigi Hadid – Tight Jeans Thick Thighs
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Squat Fail is Why You Shouldn’t Exercise
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Rubiks Cube World Record
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The Best Bongs! BUY Bongs!
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Colts Owner Pays an Insane Amount for Alocholics Anonymous Book…
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SLUT OF THE DAY
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Rihanna in a Pope Hat
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Charlotte Mckinney really Shows You How Massive Ireland Baldwin is
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Kylie Jenner – Big Fake Ass
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Some Tetyana Chick Topless
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Turtle Rides a Skateboard
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Man Parks Aston Martin in Pedestrian Zone
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Kevin Hart Sex Tape Extortionist Gets Charged
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Kaia Gerber – 12 Year Old Slut – vs Toni Garrn at Some Event
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Lunatic Tops Bus in the Middle of Highway
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Willow Smith Pretends her Dad isn’t Gay
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Selena Gomez Lives….and the Paparazzi Took Pics of her
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Paris Jackson in NYC with crackheads
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Mena Suvari – Still an Alien – But the Body Looks good…
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Cheryl Blossom in Shorts
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Anne Winters Worth a Fuck
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Morena Baccarin in Pant Suit
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Farrah Abraham in a Bathing Suit
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Hot Slutty Amateur
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Ella Knox has Huge Fuckign tits
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Teen Squirt on Cam
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Ireland Baldwin – Topless
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Great Ass Vs Laser Pointer VS Cat
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Monster Tits in a Green Bikini Top…
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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This Daisy Chick is Ridiculous – naked and Squeezing her Tit
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Slutty in Gina in Short Shorts
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Michelle is the Naked Redhead who looks Amazing
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Hot Bitch in Pink Panties
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Big Titty Shoplifter
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Big Boobs…
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Nigenerian Girl and her Amazign Booty at the Gym
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Slutty Greek
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Titty Flasher of the Day
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