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2018

09

May

Charlotte McKinney is Naked of the Day

Charlotte McKinney posted up a nude pic, which makes her far more interesting than when she was seen hanging with Ireland Baldwin in what is the weirdest cross promotion from social media friendship since Elon Musk and Grimes…

But it did make McKinney look skinny, thanks to Ireland Baldwin being a fucking monster sized 300 pound amazon of a woman….

In case you missed the last time I wrote nonsense on these massive tits, I have some inside scoop on Charlotte McKinney, other than that she was never famous, but managed to promote herself using her tits, tits that landed her a gig on NETWORK TV as Dancing with the Stars…a MASSIVE show…that people in America watch and that I guess needed a social media slut to captivate bored suburban husbands in their 50s who are forced to watch the shit in their trailer park homes…

A nothing, remains a nothing, but has decided to target a woman to grow her woman audience, to polarize her success from her tits and try to get more brand deals, because it’s the era of the woman.. WHILE ALL HER FANS ARE DUDES…

So dudes on her instagram leave comments bitching her out for not posting bikini pics, causing a lame uprising, that is hardly an uprising because no one cares about her…but that a few weird dudes care about her and it makes me laugh because her strategy clearly failed – so she’s brought back the slutty…in nude pics like this…

The slut will forever remain the slut….

TO SEE HER AT AN EVENT IN A DRESS NOT SHOWING TIT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney

2018

09

May

Khloe Kardashian’s Massive Fake Ass of the Day

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The Khloe Kardashians, who is the monster Kardashian, even though I think the entire family are sent from hell to show the world how fucked up we are all, yet this one is the most disgusting of the bunch, which is only funny because she was even more fucking disgusting before they figured out non invasive sugeries that could turn them all into the same looking doughy sex doll that Kim paved the way for them all to be….yet still fucking disgusting, just not too disgusting for some NBA players to knock her up, because I guess they are massive and she’s the only thing that can handle their dicks, and it doesn’t look too awkward while they are 7 foot tall and she’s 6 foot 5….Blame OJ….I mean I am sure she does every day…

I guess this is post pregnancy fame whoring, because she recently had a prop and storyline for their vile show I’ve never watched….straight from the paparazzi…that they hired and sold the pics for because it’s all manipulative bullshit people buy into…there are teams of people behind this one digusting behind…seriously…I have nudes that were sent to me by the girl who runs their social media company….who helped build their empire…it’s all contrived bullshit but America fucking loves it…you’re all fucking crazy…but not as crazy as whatever she did to this ass…gross.

Posted in:Khloe Kardashian|SFW|Uncategorized

2018

09

May

Maitland Ward Pussy Flash of the Day

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Maitland Ward is still a low level sex worker who gets paid heavily on her Patreon. Reminding us all that low level white trash idiot people have access to both credit cards and the internet…

Something I tend to always forget until I read YELP reviews of restaurants that I know suck, that I know only fat white trash would go to, creating FAKE NEWS….but opening up doors for people like Maitland Ward to cash the fuck in…because the world is a heavily populated place, you really just need 1000 – 2000 people paying you 10 dollars a month to have a good fucking life and when you’ve been on TV, when you go to comic conventions, that shit is easy…but not as easy as flashing your tits to get attention.

She is too little too late as far as I’m concerned, a 300 year old fat woman in menopause, despite being accessible isn’t hot to me…but it’s hot to enough people, desperate people, that what I like doesn’t matter…which applies to most things in life that rape my soul and make me say “HOW DOES THIS EXIST”….the world…is filled with retards with terrible taste…and because of them…Maitland Ward and her tits and pussy flash exist.

Posted in:Maitland Ward

2018

09

May

Miley Cyrus in a Bra of the Day

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Miley Cyrus reminds me of my diabetes neuropathic issues have caused me to not feel. I am just one senseless, insensitive asshole with cement blocks for feet…because her name stars with My and when I read it that’s the first thing that comes to mind…but I guess it also reminds me of my debilitating grade IV hemorrhoid that could be a fissure from some terrible food poisoning I got after eating stripper ass three years ago…..

It doesn’t remind me of a social scene jacker who manipulated the world being a calculated Disney Kid weirdo….creating a scandal people bought into…being edgy and racy and hip…despite it being all lies…except for the our seeing her pussy part which was all real…real good…

And now she’s back to Jesus, back to her husband, back to normal life, being 10 percent of her weird to maintain those fans, while pushing the fact she’s country harder than her god mother Dolly Parton pushes her tits in Pigeon Forge to get get people on her damn roller coaster…right..

She’s in a sports bra – basic white girl hustle…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2018

09

May

Nicole Scherzinger Bikini of the Day

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Nicole Scherzinger is a very fucking masculine looking woman…with a hard face, hard body, who was in some stripper act that went viral, paving the way for her to be a solo act, who pushes her sex appeal, that I am not quite sure is actually there, but that she tries to trick us into thinking is there, thanks to tucking…

I know that she leaked nudes a while ago of a vagina, but it could be any vagina to offset the fact that she’s got a dick and balls…because rich people can manipulate everything….

She’s in a bikini, and I guess we’ll just buy into her story, like everyone else does…because the lazy way is the easy way and the easy way may get you fucking trannies but that doesn’t make you a homo…everything else about you makes you that homo…

In a world with no gender…who cares what her genitals are.

Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger|SFW

2018

09

May

Ashley Madekwe Booty Shake of the Day

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Ashley Madekwe in an actress who played a hooker in Secret Diary of a Call Girl….a show about being a hooker…something that is likely not as brilliant as it sounds…because sex workers who intellectualize being sex workers always annoy me…and bore me…but I guess some of their stories of the dudes they fuck with sausages are funny….that happened to me with one escort I once hired to hang out with not to fuck because I do dumb things when I am drunk…and she told me all about rich dudes who made her do real weird shit while their wives were away or at events or visiting their kids out of town…from taking cured meat in his ass, to making her walk on food in heels…just weird shit that’s always a good laugh….

Either way, this one has nothing to do with any of that, she’s just in the show…and I don’t even know how current that is. She’s also been the social climber Ashley Davenport on the ABC drama series Revenge. Fascinating.

I am more interested in her bikini booty dance.

Posted in:Ashley Madewke|SFW

2018

09

May

Sienna Miller Almost Nipple of the Day

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When I look at girls like this, I remind myself that they are human and likely shit, and for some reason, I reason I call “never accepting the fact women shit”…no matter how immature it may be…it makes me disgusted by them…but the problem is that disgusted by chicks or not…I’d still fuck them so it’s this confused internal struggle I have…and believe I’ll get through…just not likely alive…

When I look at Sienna Miller I remember a British actress who got a lot of work a long time ago….and who I really liked, thought was hot and believe in her bush….

Those times are long gone..but she’s still trying to pull out nipple…and that’s alright…except for the whole NOT PULLING OUT NIPPLE…

Posted in:SFW|Sienna Miller

2018

09

May

Farrah Abraham Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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My business partner, who doesn’t know she’s my business partner, but who made me a lot of money with her sex tape thanks to Gawker linking to the story. The one day I went Viral..which is also the name of my memoir….is being slutty on the beach in French Polynesia…a little Fiji water…probably because she wanted to hit up the source of Fiji water…it can’t be because her backwoods trash who gets pregnant at 15 wanted to have some kind of cultural experience…she’s as vapid and disgusting as they come…but she did master the sex worker hustle, by scamming MTV before taking porn dick tit she squirted…..the squirt is the reason Gawker linked me and got me paid because I guess Gawker readers are into buying squirt videos…far more than you lazy broke fucks…

I guess what I am saying is keep on Squirting Farrah and your silly body and even sillier face…it did good for us all..

TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER SECOND SEX TAPE TRAILER SINCE HER FIRST SEX TAPE TRAILER DOESN’T SEEM TO WORK ON THE SITE CLICK HERE

Posted in:Farrah Abraham|SFW

2018

09

May

Chantel Jeffries Fake Tits of the Day

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Chantel Jeffries is Fake Everything.

Even her celebrity or the reason people, not many people but people on instagram know her, mainly young kids thanks to some fake storyline, fake model career, real Bieber scandal, real sex with real rappers and athletes…fake DJ career..just cashing in from every angle while looking like a bootleg Kardashian or stripper….

Wore some dress that showed off her tits and here it is…

I can’t really bring myself to write anything more about this, since no one even reads what I write regardless….