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Ariel Winter Puts her Pussy in Her Man’s Face and Flashes Tit of the Day

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Bella Thorne Fitness of the Day

Julianne Hough Defends Being Skinny in a Fat World of the Day

2018

May

Alexis Ren Red Lace Tits of the Day

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Alexis Ren has actually had an influence on society. Not that she’s done anything all that remarkable, she was just the most successful at doing it.

There was a time a few years ago, where her and her boyfriend were getting big brand deals to produce content featuring them doing “epic” things in “epic” places, that weren’t really epic, but that weren’t really being done at the time.

They got featured in the media, they were really all over the place, they went viral. Stories like “the power couple”…or “the dream couple”….where this girl and her great body was really just a prop….but more importantly a prop that wasn’t “Too Hot” for people, it was accessible and it worked…and girls, being the self involved narcissists they are, thought they were as hot and started producing similar bikini life, beach life, photos and now there are 1000 bikini lines, 1000,000,000 bikini models all within the Instagram ecosystem….while this one just puts out whorish contnet…with her bolt on tits…that aren’t as inspiring as they were…but that still exist because people still use instagram and don’t unfollow people…

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2018

May

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples Short Skirt of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp has some puffy nipples in her braless romper looking short skirt…because she’s one of those 18 year old girls who looks pre-pubescent thanks to living that good Hollywood life, spoiled and coddled, where unlike poor teen girls, she didn’t have to get her period at 7 due to bad diet and stress…

She’s also my favorite spoiled celebrity brat, not because I’m a weird Johnny Depp fan, despite liking Cry Baby and Edward Scissor Hands, I don’t really give a fuck whether he’s the one playing those iconic roles or not, I just know he’s rich as fuck, plays this “artist” life, has a weird identity crisis that has made him turn into his version of Hunter S Thompson, that has led to him drinking a lot and beating up gold digging whores, who left him for ELON MUSK, who left her for GRIMES, the Neuroscientist hipster musician from MONTREAL….in what is a weird series of events that reminds us that Amber Heard is a whore…

I know that through all his laid back, too self involved parenting, this one has grown up into being some independent smoking girl, who just does what she wants and no one stops her, because that’s the whole point of being born to celebs who are too self involved and rich to notice…

I don’t think rich kids can really be edgy, I mean they have a huge safety net to land on, but I do think they can be hot in their thinking they are edgy and this one is top tier…

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2018

May

Ashlee Simpson is in a Bikini on a Paddleboard of the Day

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Ashlee Simpson, married to Diana Ross’ son, previously married to some Emo bisexual band all you weirdos much younger than me with your tight pants and silly haircuts and dyed black hair were into, currently or at least according to social media you probably don’t follow – because she’s Ashlee Simpson and who the fuck cares – is in a bikini on a paddleboard living her best life….

She’s Ashlee Simpson and despite no one caring about her, she gets to reap the rewards of being related to Jessica Simpson’s tits, carrying that shit all the way to the top of wherever the fuck she’s got….

Without Jessica Simpson’s tits, or her pervert homosexual Pastor dad, she’d still be in Texas working at a Chicken restaurant as a waitress. But instead she’s all hollywood, she’s even been a guest on Saturday Night Live….a hero to some really…

The highlight of my week last week was JESSICA SIMPSON’S EXPLODING TITTY EXPLODING – CLICK TO SEE – IT IS WORTH IT

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2018

May

Naked Man VS Glass and Other Videos of the Day

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The McKayla Maroney of Hens

Brazilian Party Boy…..

Child Protective Services are About to Get Mad with this Video of Weed Smoking Kid…

Chinese Wedding Turns into a War Zone

Drunk Driver Crashes into Hotel Lobby

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2018

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I may not be a religious man, especially not by god fearing / god loving standards…if anything I have no spirituality or soul and think that worshipping a man as a god is pretty fucking homo…on the level of a teen girl going nuts for Bieber…but when I wake up with an erection, like I was still a teenager, for whatever mystical reason, because as an old man with health issues, waking up with an erection is a very rare thing, I celebrate our lord and savior through a tribal dance I call trying to jerk off like a pervert in a public place…with speed and efficiency…what other better way to celebrate a higher power…that my masturbation dance…I mean other than owning a 365 day a year Christmas themed store…or starting a church…I mean that’s real devotion…while mine is just perversion that can only be explained by the hand of a higher power….

Either way Here are some stepLINKS…in the MORNING…

Dallas Road Rage Accident
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The Rock Eats Pussy
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Ken Jeong Saves Audience Member…
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Girl has Instant Regret
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Near Miss of the Day
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The Best Bongs! BUY Bongs!
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Crazy Outfit at the Met
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Luke Cage Season 2 Trailer
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Idiot Father VS Ladder
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Car Hanging From Bridge in Toronto Weirdness
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Farrah Abraham – Goddess
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Helicopter with Bride Crashes
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911 Crash…
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2018

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am not at the MET GALA….I am not proposing to my girlfriend Keisha at the Met Gala, like I was 2 Chainz. I am not flashing panties and being a fame whore at the Met Gala.

I am more of a backwoods kind of guy, hanging with obese, probably inbred hicks, who are so drunk they can’t walk, possibly due to diabetes neuropathic issues, from too many Margaritas and Carbs….the kind of girl who lost her virginity to her brother while her dad watched which was normal…who celebrate my being there because I bring new genetics to their shallow gene pool.

I’m pretty happy with that….and here are some stepLINS…

Johnny Depp Attacks Crew Member…after Drinking All Day…
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Unfortunately Adele Didn’t Drown at her Titanic Themed Party
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Lily Rose Depp in a Hot Slutty Dress
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Gigi Hadid – Tight Jeans Thick Thighs
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Squat Fail is Why You Shouldn’t Exercise
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Rubiks Cube World Record
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The Best Bongs! BUY Bongs!
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Colts Owner Pays an Insane Amount for Alocholics Anonymous Book…
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SLUT OF THE DAY
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Rihanna in a Pope Hat
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Charlotte Mckinney really Shows You How Massive Ireland Baldwin is
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Kylie Jenner – Big Fake Ass
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Some Tetyana Chick Topless
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Turtle Rides a Skateboard
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Man Parks Aston Martin in Pedestrian Zone
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Kevin Hart Sex Tape Extortionist Gets Charged
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Kaia Gerber – 12 Year Old Slut – vs Toni Garrn at Some Event
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Lunatic Tops Bus in the Middle of Highway
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Willow Smith Pretends her Dad isn’t Gay
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Selena Gomez Lives….and the Paparazzi Took Pics of her
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Paris Jackson in NYC with crackheads
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Mena Suvari – Still an Alien – But the Body Looks good…
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Cheryl Blossom in Shorts
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Anne Winters Worth a Fuck
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Morena Baccarin in Pant Suit
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Farrah Abraham in a Bathing Suit
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Hot Slutty Amateur
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Ella Knox has Huge Fuckign tits
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Teen Squirt on Cam
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Ireland Baldwin – Topless
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Great Ass Vs Laser Pointer VS Cat
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Monster Tits in a Green Bikini Top…
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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This Daisy Chick is Ridiculous – naked and Squeezing her Tit
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Slutty in Gina in Short Shorts
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Michelle is the Naked Redhead who looks Amazing
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Hot Bitch in Pink Panties
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Big Titty Shoplifter
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Big Boobs…
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Nigenerian Girl and her Amazign Booty at the Gym
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Slutty Greek
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2018

May

Rihanna’s Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Rihanna started a Lingerie brand so she’s got her titties out..

I guess she realizes, like Jessica Simpson before her, that if you create a brand of bullshit, your fans will buy into it just because your name is attached to it, and what better product like to launch than Lingerie for someone who started out her career as a low level sex worker…Rihanna…

I mean she’s already done the PUMA collab, that’s made her one some Michael Jordan for Nike level money…all while sitting at home and clearly feeding her tits with all that Caribbean ROTI….and Saudi Prince billionaire sperm.

This is a campaign to promote her shit…that is likely shit…but that I appreciate because lingerie is a wonderful thing to try to see a woman in, and soak a woman through, even if you’re ghetto like me and lingerie to you, is like lingerie to me, some soiled, stained with shit, period and pussy mucus, ripped up pair of hanes for her…it’s still lingerie to me.

Here are the tits in NYC

FOR MORE PICS OF RIHANNA’S TITS CLICK HERE

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2018

May

Romee Strijd Bikini of the Day

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Romee Strijd may have a stupid name. She may be one of the many models Leo DiCaprio pretends to fuck because he’s a homo. She may be considered hot because she is a Victoria’s Secret model, which means she’s very important as a model, unlike all the other models, which is pretty much every single girl in the world with an instagram, doing silly poses for the camera in public places and in private photoshoot settings that they planned and coordinated because they want this life so bad….and look so fucking stupid doing it…

But she’s also skinny, and skinny makes her amazing, weird name or not, who even cares what her name is, or if she has a name most hookers I fuck or strippers I pay to fondle like a pervert who doesn’t get laid and loves rubbing titties, don’t tell me their name….

I care that she’s skinny…and that is what makes these pics matter….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2018

May

Paris Hilton Hard Nipples of the Day

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Original rich kid porn star, who still pretends that she was raped by the sex tape that made her and that really paved the way for the Kardashians who have made billions off that staged shit, when we all know that Paris Hilton can’t be raped…she’s such a fucking attention seeker that everything is calculated, strategic, and a lie…and even if she was getting raped…she’d likely find it exciting…or funny that she’d be giving the rapist herpes she’s been nursing in her cunt for decades…

She’s old as fuck now, she’s looking good, because all these women can scam aging for a bit via injections and fake tits…and she’s been making appearances…

I’ve enjoyed her fading away and being non existent the last 5 years the Kardashians have been jacking her wave, and I’m not keen for a comeback as all these bitches are old hags now…but she is out there with her tits to remind you that she’s Paris and all her baby talking bullshit hasn’t died yet…but more importantly…that she has hard nips.

Here are her tits in some weird cosplay shit..

TO SEE THE REST OF HER COSPLAY TITTIES CLICK HERE

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2018

May

Kate Upton Bikini of the Day

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Kate Upton and her big juicy tits, the only reason she exists, have made an appearance..

I guess what the fuck else is some rich brat, who’s grandfather invented Whirlpool appliances, supposed to do when she’s born this ridiculously stacked….

It’s either deal with her hormonal issues, or show off them tits, like some low level girl at the stripclub, or bikini carwash, a dying type of car wash thanks to you liberal fucks….and she went the right direction…

The only issue was that the rest of her caught up with her tits, as they do when you get older and metabolisms slow down…something I guess she’s been fighting with now that she’s married, barely working, and still rich from every angle…allowing her the time to focus on fitness…that may or may not be working for her, but that is giving her the confidence in her older age to come back out in her bikini and say “LOOK AT MY BIG SLOPPY TITS AMERICA – THEY ARE STILL BIG AND SLOPPY – CELEBRATE ME AND MY BIG SLOPPIES” and I guess we will…cuz huge natural tits are really something worth celebrating…

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