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2018

07

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

God Loving white people, who look like they are from small towns and like they tail gate every football game, you know good old typical or average, middle of the road Americans…are pretty much the worst when they are wasted….even the tight jean wearing, big titty, Southern women who are surprisingly not obese like America is rumored to be…out having a good time on their bachelorette party, with a group of multiple versions of themselves, in their PINK sweatshirts, because marriage is what these girls do, and make babies, for their suburban lives, buying Christmas Decorations in May…because they fucking love Jesus…but not enough to suck my dick in the bathroom of some honkytonk bar…

My weekend was filled with not getting my dick sucked by busty pushing 30 year old white chicks who fucking love country music and wore t-shirts that read “save a horse ride a cowboy”….in Honkytonk bars…

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The World’s Highest Paved Road – Doesn’t Look Real
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Bill Murray at a Gender Reveal
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Tetyana Topless
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Automated Parking Garages are a Thing
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Gigi Hadid Did Blackface
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Venezuelan Model in a Bikini
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Girl in Slutty Shorts Hits a Guy
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Lesbians of the Day
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SLUT DOES A FLIP TO SPLITS!
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Dog Interrupts Weather Forecast
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How NOT TO light a Charcoal Stove
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Vigilante Granddaddy
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2018

05

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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May the Fourth Be shut the fuck up internet losers everywhere. I hate each and every one of you assholes…

That way yesterday….I got too drunk to stepLINKS of the day…but today it’s Cinco de Mayo, so we get to watch all these cultural appropriating white people totally mock Mexicans in their Sombreros eating tacos and drinking frozen margaritas…always a great reminder how white people are the fucking worst…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Britney Spears Amazing Body
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Kendall Jenner – Nipples
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Sophie Turner Cameltoe
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The Ugly Stranger Things Actress they Killed Off Is Suicidal
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Penthouse Pet of the Day
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Seth Rogan Stands by his Rapey Man
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Stormy Daniels VS Roseanne
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Eiza Gonzalez Rocking Body
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Cara Delevingne and Paris Jackson – Scissor Sisters
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News Bloopers from April 2018
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Near Miss in San Antonio
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Making a Tire Out of Coke Bottles
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Alexa Collins Bikini
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Game Reserve Owner Gets Attacked By his Own Lion
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LEGO Breakfast Machine Weirdness
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Rihanna and Drake Aren’t Friends Cuz Drake is a Pussy
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Rose Acosta Trash
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Flip Splits Out of Nowhere
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Knife Cutting Competition
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Netflix Doesn’t Mind Creepy Perverts
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Kid Demolishes a Mercedes C180
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How to Handle a Pussy – The Video
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Man Steals Goosling from Stanley Park
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Pizza Delivery – PIPING HOT PIZZA
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Handcuffed Man PLummets from Balcony
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Margot Robbie – Old Face – Legs…
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Lohan Looking Like Shit on a Date
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Karolina Kurkova Still Has Russian Tennis Legs
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Bella Hadid in Pantyhose
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Paris Jackson isn’t Bad
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Lea Seydoux in a Magazine
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Katie Cassidy in a Magazine
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Kendall Jenner – Sheer Dress
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Camila Cabellow in Skirts
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Sarah Hyland Skinny Kidney Disease Girl
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Cara Delevingne Lesbian Trash – Looking Rough.
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Carrie Underwood and her New Face
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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WTF is this PUSSY Flood
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Nude AMATEUR GIF ARTIST
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Cat Fight with Titty Flash
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HITACHI of the Day
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French Amateur has the BEST tits
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Masturbating Girl’s WAR FACE
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Cat on the Booty
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The Most Insnae Huge Tits Ever
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Slutty Girls Taking Selfies
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Girl Eating her Own Pussy is Interesting
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Slutty Nude Model with a Mask
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DRAGON ANAL DILDO
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Nude Girl on a Chair
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Just Some Extreme Anal Speculum
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Some Sophie Chick and her Nude Shoot
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Skinny Dildo Rider
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Just Some Lesbians Being Lesbians
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Rachelle and her Lingerie
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2018

04

May

Babes and Bongs for 420 Fridays of the Day

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It’s FRIDAY and since WEED IS LEGAL or SHOULD BE LEGAL everywhere and it is stupid that it isn’t….despite having not smoked weed in over a decade….I’ve decided that we NEED a FRIDAY afternoon WEED CULTURE post of babes fighting for the right to smoke..

NOT THAT DankGeek online headshop is for WEED smokers, that would be crazy, since WEED is still illegal in some states, most states, on the federal level…because the government is trying to keep the man down and tell you what you can and can’t ingest…cuz the land of the free is just a lie….meanwhile they’ll create a society to get you sick, to feed you chemicals from a lab, and medicate the fuck out of you….instead of letting you smoke what you want to fucking smoke…it blows my mind..

I feel as a human, if I want to sweep up dirt and smoke it, that’s my right. If I want to smoke houseplants I should be able to, if I want to smoke spices from my mom’s cupboard or tea or anything…I should….

That’s why you need to buy bongs from DankGeek to smoke whatever the fuck you want to smoke…

They have the best glass pipes for sale which is what you want to be smoking from, because in compiling these babes and bongs and pipes I realized the whole thing looks lots of fun….

You can also find high quality dab rigs whatever the fuck that is…you smokers probably know better than me….

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2018

04

May

Paris Hilton Does a Photoshoot in Cosplay of the Day

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Paris Hilton is in a magazine, looking like she’s plastic and jacked up, looking like she’s trying to make a comeback because all her friends are out there cashing the fuck in, why shouldn’t she. She is the den mother, the first at this. The sex tape that went viral before Kim K had viral diseases like herpes…and HPV…that Paris laid the foundation for.

She does look good, in an old lady done up with plastic surgery who is still skinny and who has implants kind of way.

She’s a bit of a legend despite being the worst…in being the useless, seemingly famous for doing nothing, who got richer than she already was, in what was actually just clever media manipulation and marketing…

So I’m into staring at whatever the fuck this international magazine, from some obscure market, photoshoot…

I mean I’d rather see her than that hairy Kim K any fucking day….

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2018

04

May

Liz Hurley Bikini Pelvic Floor Workout of the Day

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When you’re 100 fucking years old, and you’re trying to maintain your youthful figure, trying to stay hot with her slutty clickbait that she’s in love with because she is directly connected to people, where she can put her whore content out on her own, self produced and not reliant on the media to keep her sex appeal alive….

You need to do your pelvic floor workouts, her kegels, to keep her pussy tight, and more importantly to prevent her menopausal pussy from pissing itself when on bikini clickbait shoots she produces of her slutty self…

Fascinating.

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2018

04

May

Elle Fanning Titties Creeping Me Out of the Day

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I find it weird that Elle Fanning is this “it” girl jailbait, hot to a bunch of people, who I guess were Dakota Fanning fans…and figured once she was no longer a kid, they could focus on her sister….

She’s used in a bunch of movies, she’s got the family legacy and it’s easy to get work….

But to me she looks like a fucking robot, AI, fembot, who even when she tries to smile is on some Nicole Kidman, maybe made in the same lab, Westworld shit…

She is fucking weird looking…

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2018

04

May

Kendall Jenner Nipples in See Through Dress of the Day

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A Kardashian fame whore walking around with her nipples out? How could this be possible. Why would something so high end and prestigious put her titties out there….oh right because she’s a kardashian. A family that was built off sex work, that has become the family the is built on sex change…

I don’t find her or her acne hot. I just think she’s the best of the worst. The rest of the family are fucking mangled, face injected monsters…I guess this one has her dad turned mom’s athleticism and legs…not a troll..but still fucking garbage…expensive garbage that can move product…

Here is so much of her….too much of her…out there making some kind of appearance.

Here she is in her panties on a rooftop..

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2018

04

May

Kaia Gerber is Racy of the Day

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – Kaia Gerber being a slutty model, with her tits out, at 16, confuses me…

I don’t understand why her parents, who are rich as fuck are not making her wait a couple of years before she sexualizes herself to the internet of perverts.

I don’t understand why they are encouraging her to get into this industry, it’s a disgusting industry. Do they went to teach her work ethic? Or that she can make money. Do they know it’s just an easy cash grab and to make it when she can. Is this for their own egos, like “Our Spawn is Hot”….

I can’t see how it will end well…Herpes and Heroin…the model life…

But I guess when you’re a rich kid, you already have no soul and who cares.

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2018

04

May

Julia Yaroshenko Nude of the Day

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Julia Yaroshenko is an instagram titty model who gets away with posting her nipples on Instagram because instagram, while stealing all your data, because you’re the product, not the consumer, you’re being sold motherfuckers, and I guess some of you like that, mainly the models who can sell campaigns of their own on the platform because at least they get paid to use it, while all you other fuckers are just making ZUCKERBERG RICH….

I like the fact that girls can be proud of their tits, show their tits, celebrate their tits and pretend it is feminism….

I like that instagram lets them do it…

I don’t like that when I do it I get my account deleted multiple times because it’s hard to be the next big thing on instagram when you keep getting deleted for the tits….

So I look at this with anger in my soul, not at Julia Yaroshenko…but at the system who has it out for me….while others do the same damn thing and win…

Not that I’ve ever heard of Julia Yaroshenko or that she’s won…but I am looking at her tits.

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2018

04

May

Ireland Baldwin Nipples of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin…everyone’s favorite big girl rich kid…except maybe her father’s favorite…he’s got a bunch of other kids who he probably likes better than her and that he doesn’t call out for being little pigs when they are 8 years old like he did to this one…who had to go through life with that being in the back of her mind…and really the only thing you find when you google her….before she had her teen angst meltdowns that led her to rehab, had her a lesbian for a minute, before somehow realizing that nude slutty beach shoots is what she wants to do…cuz you can fake that model life til you make it if you’re willing to put your tits out there…and she’s willing to put her tits out there….

She’s like the bottom feeding Baldwin, that I prefer to her Christian Cousin Hailey the mooch….

There’s a little more soul, more edginess, more mental health issues…and I’m drawn to it….

Keep up the good work mental case.

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