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2018

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t really make my politics public, because I don’t have politics…but I will say that I saw all the people attaching themselves to the student marches for Gun control, like it was the 60s and they were protesting Vietnam, in what is a pretty logical stance to take – like GUNS ARE COOL until a crazy person has them….

So seeing all these idiot celebs posting their protest…is hilarious…

Yes, I like when vapid and disgusting pieces of shit who’s only inspiration to their following is how to be a useless twat on camera – attaches herself to a cause that is Instagram trendy like Hailey Baldwin, like Bella Hadid….who I guess stopped looking in the mirror or selfie camera long enough to realize they have no purpose or impact and now is their shot to be relevant for a cause, a champion for a cause, to take a second away from being vapid cunts who just like being slutty on camera for attention because they are rich kids and it fills their void…

I am all for kids raising their voices and trying to elevate their future…but when I see shitty instagram stars supporting them…I feel disgust from their obvious shamelessness, it’s the tit pic, the no bra pic, the bikini vacation pic…the activist version…shut the fuck up….you know…I know…

Here are some stepLINKS in the MORNING…..

Trump’s Thugs Threatened the Life of Stormy Daniels
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Russians Hack Elections More Than They Walk Up Hills
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Paris Hilton Loses her 2 Million Dollar Engagement Ring – Partying – For Insurance Money
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Kyliee Jenner in her Underwear
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FAKE US MARSHA Gets Arrested by Real Cops
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Girl I used to Manage in a Thong
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Robot Dances with Robot Dog – As they Plot Taking over the world..
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Hoverboard WIN
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1 Dollar Piano VS 1000 Dollar Piano
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The Internet’s Best Kept Secret
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2018

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I spent my night at a casino watching a 300 pound woman playing a slot machine in a crop top and I thought to myself…what kind of hell are we living in…where 300 pound women wearing a crop top…that may be an XL in girl sizes because she’s 300 pounds…but that fits like a crop top…comfortably goes out and SITS in her crop top…without caring about how vile it is…because fat is hot…or dudes will fuck anything…which brings up the next sad story…and that is that Craigslist, the source of so many good times in earlier internet bottom feeder looking for pussy from the lowest of the low….is closing their rape section…no more Craigslist killing for you….

In other news….Facebook may die…a dream I’ve had since Myspace died….I never understood the hype around FB or how this dude pulled off the scam of the century…there is zero practical reason to use it…it is so crazy we let that aspergers demon do this to us….idiots…

And remember….women are worse than men to other women….just spent the night in a strip club locker room for an hour….girl

Matt Damon on Sucking Ben Affleck’s Dick
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Idiot Gets KO’d
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Daphne Joy in a Bikini
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Kim Wilde is Fucking Amazing
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Caitlin Jenner has Dick Cancer
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Fuck Facebook – Fuck Zuckerbergman and His tracking You – The Future is Now…..
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Kirsten Dunst Pregnant and Disgusting
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Very Disturbing Japanese Pendulum Tricks
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Trump’s Mistress Says Trump Compares her to his Daughter
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Fran Parman NIPPLE
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More Hot Pics of Trump’s Mistress
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The Trafic Story of “Sons of Guns”
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Inspiring Message for Megan Fox for a Medium
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Noelle Reno – Boring SLut
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Dog Watching Mom Play Call of Duty
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Cops Hit the Jackpot
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Burt Reynolds on Fucking 7 Year Old Sally Field
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Big Tits in a See Through dress of the Day
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The New Deadpool Trailer
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Do You Jerk Off to wedding Invites? I do…
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A Compilation of “Pretty Girls”
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Woman Paranoid Bum Implants Will Explode
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Arianna Grande is Pregnant
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Nadia Grey – Worth a Fuck
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Kim K – Cameltoe
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Breakdancing Teacher…
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How is this Guy a Billionaire?
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Just a Hot Chick Stretching in a Thong of the Day
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Vincent Gallo is Bitter about Roger Ebert – STILL
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Fuck Facebook – Fuck Zuckerbergman and His tracking You – The Future is Now…..
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Demi Lovato is FAT AGAIN
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Bella Thorne Out Promoting
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Pam ANderson Old Bloated in a Tube Top Dress
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Greer Grammer Cleavage
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Blake Lively is a Picnic Blanket
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Zendaya Coleman Skinny
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Kelli Berglund Tight Dress
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Bella Hadid is Dog Shit
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Jorgie Porter Cleavage
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Ariel Winter Big Tits
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Victoria Justice Busty
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Lesbians
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Ashley Greene Old LadY Cleavage
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Fitness Video of the Day
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Hotty Fails on the Pull Up Bar
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Freaky Photog with Big Tits Got the strap On On
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DIRTY FUCKUNG SLUTS ..
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Girl Humping a Rock
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Hot Big Titty Flash
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Naked Chick on your Granny’s Chair
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Disturbing Grandpa
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Here’s some All Nude Celebs…
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March Madness Themed Shitty Photoshoots
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Anal Beads in the Wrong Hole
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Hemorrhoid or PENIS
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Here’s the Best List of Porn…
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Hotty on a Skype Show
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Tree Fucker of the Day
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Hot Ass on the Beach….
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Still Loving Peeing Party Girls
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2018

Mar

Ariel Winter Monster Tits of the Day

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It’s everyone’s favorite sitcom star they watched go through puberty cuz they are perverts…thanks to her mom sexualizing her at a young age – if you believe what she says – Ariel Winter….

I’ve never seen the show, but assume a modern family isn’t modern unless it has a fat daughter who is shameless on social media – or who uses her tits to make herself seem hotter – like fat girls have been doing FOREVER..

She’s the teen who got a breast reduction to all her fan’s dismay, because her fans were perverts and didn’t realize that when your tits are sloppy when you’re young, it’s a good idea to rebuild them….so that by the time she can expose them the scars will heal…

She’s at an event in a dress with her tits out, because to her fan’s excitement, she’s managed to keep up her eating and hormonal imbalance that leads to some meaty…

Her trying to play hot confuses me, I find her very troll like, but that could just be her midget size and no neck.

But she’s famous, tits out, done up like she’s going to a hispanic communion and you’ll like it, I believe in you.

To See the Rest of the Pics Click HERE

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2018

Mar

Ashanti Thickness of the Day

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Do you remember Ashanti, well apparently she’s got her hands on some plastic surgeons like a Kardashian where she’s rebuilding her face through injections, and reassigning her fat from her gut to her ass and thighs, like a Kardashian, because we live in a world where you can rebuild yourself to look like you were photoshopped for instagram, but in real life, thanks to non-invasive surgery rich people can throw money at…

Because really who doesn’t want to look like a gutter porn chick covered in cum….I mean other than me….but if you leave the house it seems like everyone is onto this thickness instagrammer shit…even old timers like Ashanti..

I thought she died in a plane crash in the bahamas…or was it a car accident in Central america?…

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2018

Mar

Charlotte McKinney Legs of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney has been showing her age…and the people are getting mad at her about it…

Because we came for the tits, the only reason she has an audience is because of the tits…and when you’ve built an audience and even a celebrity based on your tits…do the Kelly Brook and show your fucking tits.

The single worse thing these girls do is think that because they have an audience, people actually give a fuck about them…about their lives…about their interests…

The problem is that brands threw money at them, and fed their egos, and told them they were actually celebs, and paid them well for it, without realizing that their FANS don’t actually exist, and are only there for the tits.

Like Em Rata, the biggest joke about her when I see brands use her is that she’s a fucking sex worker, no different than Anna Nicole Smith or the Wilkinson Playboy girlfriends of the 90s, but because her pics look glossy out of a magazine or something, brands think she’s an influencer…

What the fuck kind of influence does she or this McKinney have, they just have followers cuz of their tits….

So here is something McKinney posted about her BORING AS FUCK feed…that reflects what ALL of her audience thinks…keep posting the tits, that’s why we are here…

NO ONE is there for her style, to shop beauty products, or anything…whether brands throw money at you or not…they are there because you took slutty pics on instagram before everyone else – you old mom…

Bikini pics may be shallow, flimsy, especially amongst all the bikini pics but that’s all you got…don’t ruin it.

Here’s her legs – not showing her tits…

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2018

Mar

Isabella Rose Giannulli See Through of the Day

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Isabella Rose Giannulli is the product of Aunt Becky Lori Loughlin and Mossimo from the shitty Walmart brand that made billions of dollars – Mossimo…

She’s doing the whole instagram model thing, you know being on trend in her see through top, showing off her 19 year old rich kid from LA tits…

She even calls herself BELLA, like all the other BELLAs because BELLA is trendy when you’re 19….as is taking off your fucking clothes for social media attention and fame…

I feel like she’s been doing the youtube thing for a while, but maybe that’s her sister, I know that Lori Loughlin had a social media hustling for fame daughter, and I guess it could be this one, but their could be more – I am too lazy to google…

I am just happy that rich kids from LA get what is important in the world, taking the pornostar approach to attention and celebrity…

Don’t do meaningful things, don’t have depth, don’t use your riches to get educated and inspire or make a difference…use it to go on vacation for the insta pics that will eventually get you paid..

And their vapid parents encourage it, because they are just as shameless as the kids are, and want to help all they can to make their dreams come true…

Weird times…

$Isabella Ros Giannulli in a see through black shirt and red latex pants$

Here’s some action from her social media – that I guess isn’t that bad…considering what other girls are doing, she’s clearly even at 187k followers, just starting out….and getting ready for titties and bikinis everywhere…

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2018

Mar

Katharine McPhee in a Bra of the Day

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Katharine McPhee just got some huge news today – that Viagra reduces the development of Colon Cancer by 50 percent, while Colon cancer is one of the leading cancers killing men over 70 years old, which is the age of her boyfriend, who I assume she’s trying to keep alive until she can marry, or leverage to more success in her music career, maybe a creative collaboration on par with his other work, like “You’re the Inspiration” with Peter Cetera or all the other shit he’s done to make the billion dollars in music that he’s made…

Because she’s out celebrating with her titties out! Titties that unlike her reconstructed vaginal plasty vagina we’ve unfortunately seen in leaked nudes and that I can’t post but that I am sure you can google.

I mean…who fucking cares about Katharine McPhee…really…

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2018

Mar

Katee Sackhoff Hospital Selfie of the Day

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I watched the entire series of Longmire…

I even set up a PETITION that 40 of you signed CLICK HERE …WHAT A WIN…

I probably should have promoted it on a Longmore group on facebook or something, not to you assholes…

In efforts to get a Season 7, now that Katee Sackhoff who you nerds probably like or love thanks to Battlestar Gallactica, something I’ve never seen…plays the big girl deputy on the show and she’s pretty likeable…

I am a little more into her hospital selfies….because of the hidden, not so hidden surprise, even if big titties are more of what you’d want to see of hers…

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2018

Mar

Brianna Stone’s Nude Shoot of the Day

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I don’t know who Brianna Stone is, but I wonder why she’s not more famous, because she’s got massive tits on her tiny frame, and should be fucking famous…

I came across her instagram randomly, apparently I follow her, and I understand why I follow her, she’s fucking amazing, because she’s got massive tits on a tiny frame…

I just don’t understand why she hasn’t gone viral, why she hasn’t got more followers, why she isn’t the next Em Rat Cow, since she’s actually hot…

Does she have a boyfriend who cockblocks her window of opportunity because he doesn’t like her slutty pics…and she’s so in love she’s willing to throw it all away for him…

Or does she not hustle hard enough…

I DON’T have the answers…but I do have some of her topless pics…she’s great.

I don’t know much – but I know one thing – I can make her famous…she should email me.

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2018

Mar

Lana Del Rey Booty of the Day

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I don’t think Lana Del Rey works out…

I do think she’s a strategic rich kid who played tormented at the time that kids needed a tormented person to look up to….

When really her billionaire dad just threw money at a music producer who came up with a strategy or a sound that would best utilize her inability to actually sing….

But that doesn’t mean I think her music is shite, or that she doesn’t deserve the fame and fortune she’s made, I mean I am happy to see someone like her succeed over that cunt Taylor Swift or the devil incarnate KATY PERRY….I think it’s great to have some variety in pop trash….

It just means that she should probably work out….a 30 year old ass shouldn’t look this bad in jeans…and it’s not like she doesn’t have down time, probably all the time….that could be used working out…she lives on the fucking beach you know….get it together woman.

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