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2018

27

Mar

Anja Rubik Nipples for Fashion of the Day

Anja Rubik is a titty model…but not a long hanging fruit titty model…a top model positioned as a fashion model…despite being a titty model….which is like when a fashion site produces softcore porn and calls it art so BMW advertises next to that softcore porn…while the same image show for something else with a different model…could be considered porn that even porn sites don’t support….it is the lie that is our culture, it is the spin that is clever marketing, it’s the smoke and mirrors or the veil that people put over things, whether by throwing money at it, or having the support of the masses, or the support of important people…

You see if I did this shoot, I would be deleted off social media…and as we already know we can’t sell ads on this site…

But whatever this is for staring Rubik…is likely run next to ads, and likely paying Rubik her 10k a day or more day rate..

THE WORLD is all lies, but the nice thing about it, is that we get to see tits from all different angles, of all different people, and we like tits.

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2018

27

Mar

Ireland Baldwin Hard Nipples Getting Wet of the Day

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Look, big monster of a girl Ireland Baldwin and her prison tattoos that were totally ill advised by whoever allowed her to do this to herself, in what was likely one of her mental health episodes that she likely pretends is an actual mental health issue, when it’s really one that the general public knows as Rich Girl Problems….which I guess get exponentially worse because everyone just blows them off as being Rich Girl Problems…when in their minds they are real girl problems, real actual problems, since they don’t know better….they don’t realize they are just being coddled, entitled, rich, privileged ass…complaining…they think it’s the end of the fucking world…while the rest of us have to hold down shit jobs just to fucking live…while this one has all the time and Alec Baldwin money in the world to just simmer in her own unhappiness…

This is some shameless showing off her body….that is a reminder of how she failed as a model and instagrammer – while her cousin the Jesus freak is doing ok with it, because I guess she has GOD on her side…while this one is pure broken.

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin|SFW

2018

27

Mar

Jewel Bikini for Instagram of the Day

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You can save your soul…by not listening to Jewel’s music….but it can be a great reminder of 1995, when you were just a loser in High School, or possibly not born yet, I don’t know who the fuck any of you are, or if you actually exist, I just know I was a 26 year old failure working in a factory that played the top 40 radio and this song would hammer into my head so many times…that made me hate her…until I saw the video and realized she was busty…and that her story of living in a van before turning to coffee shops on her quest to fame was likely bullshit and more interestingly involved sucking some dick to get on the top 40 radio….I don’t know who saved Jewel’s soul, but someone signed her and made her rich….and he probably got his dick sucked…it was a more competitive time then…where the best DICK suck won the hit song…

That said, she’s in a bikini at 43, looking alright as she shows off her mom tits….

I was amazed to google and see she’s only 43…it means her song in 1995 came out when she was 20….that’s not nearly old enough to be as tormented as she pretended to be…what a phony…with real tits.

Posted in:Jewel|Jewel Kilcher|SFW|Videos

2018

27

Mar

Big Ol Girl Iskra Lawrence Bikini of the Day

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It’s safe to say that Iskra Lawrence is disgusting.

That she’s taken her stance or protest against the fashion and modeling industry too seriously, and has turned what was a clever viral video idea, being a rejected model who ate for a few years into fatness, who got into her underwear on the subway to pretend she’s empowering, while I just call that indecent exposure and really sexual assualt…

If you think about it, never is a man who drops his pants on the subway celebrated…he’s always considered a predator…

While this one does it, becomes some kind of hero to fat chicks, keeps up her bad eating and fatness, while getting huge corporate jobs celebrating empowerment and inclusivity, even when it FACTUALLY will lead to premature death a diabetes.

It is totally IRRESPONSIBLE for any brand to celebrate fat people, to tell people it is OK to be fat, it’s just what the lazy want to hear, but they will ALL DIE young…

IT IS NOT HEALTHY

THAT IS A FACT…

Here she is in a bikini, because she’s always in a bikini, it’s part of her clickbait scam, and the truth is, she’s not even THAT fat…like she’s clearly BULLSHITTING….and stealing the jobs from the real fat…with her FAKE marketable fat….in what other fat chicks should protest…it’s the BLACKFACE of fat chicks.

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2018

27

Mar

Izabel Goulart Bikini of the Day

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Izabel Goulart, the ex Victoria’s Secret model turned fitness influencer, who has a really tight body despite being old, thanks to her low body fat percentage thanks to fitness….used to excite me…

It was a time when less people were producing smut on instagram and her videos would pop up and I’d be like DAMN LOOK AT THAT GIRL GO….even knowing that she was 100 fucking years old, I liked seeing someone who focused on health and being in shape, rather than preaching being obese as an answer for all the obese people to support and celebrate…which to me was always weird…

Like anything, I lost interest, it was like “Oh great another Iza Goulart workout video, I don’t fucking care about this clickbait”…but when she’s on the beach in bikini pics, showing off that body…it’s good and a reminder that fit is the key, now more than ever, because this celebrate fat thing makes me sick.

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Posted in:Izabel Goulart|SFW

2018

27

Mar

Jamie King See Through of the Day

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Seeing an ex heroin addict, hipster model from an era long ago, who was topless and naked often enough to appear on the early celebrity nudity thumbnail sites you probably jerked off to in the 90s….dressed like some Cinderella or Dorothy from Wizard of Oz in a mesh outfit wearing a bikini from the 1940s that is likely designed to hold her distended, prolapsed uterus from breeding in place….is far less erotic than her heroin addict, hipster model from an era long ago, when she was topless and naked often for art…

It’s like make it matter when you put on the mesh…and commit to the fabric by continuing the look with mesh underwear…

SHOW us that well traveled mom pussy….I think we deserve it as a group of perverts who like seeing model pussy age….so much we do comparative analysis of labia size when the opportunity arrises..

Posted in:Jamie King|SFW

2018

27

Mar

Julissa Neal is a Topless Nobody of the Day

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I read something very important today…and that was that you shouldn’t read what you already know…which means you shouldn’t read sites that have the same opinions as you…because you won’t learn anything new…any new perspective…not that you know how to read….but I think it applies to tits, and instagram, and all that noise I am subject to when I stupidly scroll through the feed.

Last night alone, I went down my list for 20 minutes or so, way too much time to give Facebook’s Zuckerberg really, but I Was curious what the people I follow were up to and how they will not inspire me in the least…

I saw, no joke, 15-20 nipples of people who don’t matter or exist…just nipples on social media…out there like it’s a movement…and I just didn’t feel inspired, like it was hot, or like it contributed to anything….

What I did think, was “what fucking nonsense noise to distract us, that doesn’t actually teach us anything, but the scramble and plight of a ho getting noticed”…

Then I realized…I really like tits no matter how uninspiring they are.

Here’s Julissa Neal and she’s topless and a nobody but topless…

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2018

27

Mar

Kesha’s Yeast Infection Shorts of the Day

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Kesha was an inspiration to us all when she whined and cried sex offended or sex assaulted in efforts of getting the world to see her as the victim she felt she was, when really her whole bullshit campaign against DR LUKE was an attack on a contract she was locked into, because the dude turned her into a popstar and packaged her as a popstar when she was destined to work at a Vintage store….and maybe she’d perform at the local hipster bar for her friends on Karaoke night, but that’s it…

It’s like if you invest into creating someone, like it is a business, and you create all the moves, music needed to take to be an earner, you should get a percentage or royalty of that forever because without Dr Luke, there would be no KESHA…

Not that there’s really a KESHA…despite what her shorts are trying to tell us…which I have interpreted as “There is TOO much KESHA”…

That’s all .

Posted in:Kesha|SFW

2018

27

Mar

Christina Aguilera for PAPER Magazine of the Day

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From the minds of the people who brought you Kim Kardashian balancing a champagne glass on her fake ass…because shit is built like a shelf thanks to being packed so hard by more than just Kanye’s homosexual penis, but also from whatever it takes to make an fake ass look so fake, chemicals we hope lead to cancer…

Comes Christina Aguilera – 40 year old fat chick making out with herself in the mirror because she’s just that in love with herself and all she does….even in her old age…she’s no britney

But like all the women in this era…she can get face injections making her look like more of a doughy sex doll than she ever has….