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2018

10

Apr

Julianne Hough Nude Bra of the Day

Fitness Mormon, who was once Dancing Mormon, but not the kind who would put on little dance routines as part of a roadside, or sideshow carnival…you know “DANCING MORMON AND HER BROTHER THE TWINK”….feature show for the world to see…who went door to door spreading the good wood of the great Joseph Smith….but I guess in their own right they pretty much pulled that off through Dancing with the Stars…

Whenever I see her, I see a failed stripper, because strippers are what professionally trained dancers are supposed to by, once they are down on their luck and trying to make ends meet…

So seeing this one succeed in dance blows my fucking mind, but not as much blow as what Seacrest did of her asshole, which according to someone in an NDA with him, is something he’s into….

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2018

10

Apr

Kourtney Kardashian Bikini of the Day

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Kourtney Kardashian, the more tolerable troll from the Kardashian family, when the Kardashian’s were coming up, and there were only 3 of them, who people thought was the hot one, likely because she was the one who banged white guys, had babies with white guys, made white guys rich and capable of fucking other rich people, some who are 18 or 19 years old, while this one is on the beach somewhere trying to compete….

The accessible or relatable one to the white people who clearly watch their show and made it a thing…..while the other two were just fucking monsters…and not because they only bang black dudes…but because they are scary looking…like monsters…

Even if they are all monsters, evil, part of the fall of society….if not the reason for the fall of society….the reality star manipulative fucks….the worst.

But she’s in a bikini trying to compete with her baby daddy and his new young thing…not raising the kids, since they are props and have propmasters for that.

Here is the other one, lookin like a 7-11 HOT DOG

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2018

10

Apr

Miley Cyrus Chubby / Hairy Belly of the Day

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A fetish that I have always known is a fetish but that isn’t a hot fetish to me – hairy stomached women….

See, I’m a huge ambassador of pussy hair, pubic hair, bush…I’ve been an advocate since girls started shaving their pussies in the late 90s, to make them look like some shrivelled bald skinny cat….with ingrown hairs covering it…while it should be thick and luscious and fluffy like a pillow I can lay my head on…because pubic hair is wonderful…

But when a girl had thick dark hair all over her stomach….and chest…it reminds me of a dude and while hair isn’t a bad thing, it’s just not a hot thing, so Miley Showing hers off in what could be a lesbian social justice warrior love yourself troll of some sort…isn’t hot….but either is the fact she’s got some kind of belly hanging out of this window she’s set up to share with the world…like a pregnant woman wanting everyone to know she’s pregnant.

I still believe in Miley’s ability to be slutty, exhibitionist, and a good time….because that’s what she was trained to do…

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2018

10

Apr

Montana Cox Panty Flash of the Day

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Montana Cox is some Australian model I’ve never heard of, because there are too many slutty girls to keep track of in life and only a portion of them are celebrities, actresses or models or instagrammers…you know some are just regular slutty girls in our everyday life and it requires a lot of effort to try to remember each and every one of them….brain power my brain power can’t really pull off…

Well Montana Cox is 24, a winner of Australia’s Top Model in 2011….when she was 18…her dad was a famous Australian footballer, her porn name is her legit name, which makes sense if you’ve met any Australian girls who are all porn chicks in their own right, just get a couple of drinks in them and they are down for a good time….

So this is her now…Rockin’ that porno name harder than a pornstar..cuz it is her real name flashing little shorts for the paparazzi…

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2018

10

Apr

Elizabeth Hurley Titty Instagram of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley got some heat for posting this picture with her son…rocking some serious cleavage…because I guess people were thinking “act your age” girl…since she’s 100 fucking years old….

What people don’t realize is that Elizabeth Hurley runs the oldest lady bikini influencer social media account on the internet, and part of being the oldest lady in bathing suits, doing the influencer thing, is showing off titty.

Not to mention, her son with a really rich guy that she had after Hugh Grant is likely someone she has a sexual relationship with, because rich people are weird and all fuck their kids due to narcissism.

And even if they don’t fuck, there is no way homey hasn’t seen his momma’s vagina since she original shat him out of it.

SOOOOO…

Here’s some of that instagram round up – the Elizabeth Hurley hustle..

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2018

10

Apr

Olivia De Jonge Bathing Suit Instagram of the DAy

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It’s Olivia De Jonge – you pervert

You may not know who she is, but I do, and since this is my site, that’s all that matters…

If you want to know who she is, there’s this thing called IMDB, and another thing called WIKIPEDIA…and this last thing called GOOGLE….that all make this site obsolete…I am a LASER DISC…

She posted this “bathing suit” / “wetsuit” pic to another site called instagram owned by facebook, where this Olivia girl, a 19 year old from Australia who was the annoying older sister in the M. Night Shambalalalalban movie the VISIT…where they visit their estranged grandparents, only to find out that they were killed by these imposter grandparents, spoiler alert, I know you’re supposed to say that before the spoil but where is the fun in that.

Masturbate to it.

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2018

10

Apr

Weirdest Video You’ll See Today and Other Videos of the Day

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Nude Vietnamese Girls

Lady USES TASER

Kids Granny Didn’t Buy the Right McDonald’s Shirt

Muscular Chick of the Day

In Snow Surprise

Hooker Party

Brawl in Spain of the Day

Protestor Lights Himself on Fire..

Kid on FLAKKA

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

10

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Homeless people have it all figured out. I’ve seen at least 5 homeless people the last few days who I totall envy for living their best life…

There was one in this nice duvet, it looked down filled…wearing nothing else…pretty much taking a shit on the side of the street…right there on the side of the street…then another one, on drugs just swaying back and forth, barely able to stand, so fucked up not realizing he’s in the middle of the street…then there was this dude who was topless and kicking the air, in some kind of kung fu shit, ripped as fuck because just because you’re homeless doesn’t mean you can’t have musculature…

The world is a magical place when you take it upon yourself to just fucking live…

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Girls Who Use This Site are Easy
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Slutty Japanese School Girls Try to Speak English like an American…
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Man Attacks Homeowner with Brass Knuckles…
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Girl Thinks Guy is Rapping – when he’s Just Talking
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Car Missed Exit Fail
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Cardi B On Butt Injections
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Black Fahrenheit 451
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The Origin Dance Scenes from some Video Game called Fortnite….
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You Probably Know this Whole McGregor Story, but It’s Something Else
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Russell Simmons – GROPER
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2018

09

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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The shutting down of Backpages.com hasn’t affected my life because I don’t do that classy shit to get hookers, all high tech and modern…I am a traditionalist and I prefer the traditional street hooker way of sex work…

Not that I think prostitution should be illegal, or an app that connects whores to johns should be a illegal…we are grown up and can make up our own minds on how we want to live our life….

I mean that’s totally anti-feminist…let a woman do what a woman does…and I am a feminist…

But it’s been funny to see how many young whores I follow on instagram scramble hard to get more money to live their best lazy life…as these peopled do…now that their revenue stream has been cut off…

Where will they take their whoring, how will they find clients…will they rent expensive hotel rooms and hang in the lobby waiting to capture and attack…with whoring be discreet again…or will they just stick to the sugar daddy sites…

So many questions in whoring that I don’t have the answer for…but I do have the steplinks…so click em…

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Greek Model with Massive Unibrow – Owning Unibrow – For Unibrow Equity
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Big Titty Sofia Vergara – Really Isn’t That Hot
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Paris and Nicole Mini Reunion
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Girls Who Use This Site are Easy
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Topless Women Attack Cosby at his Trial
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January Jones – See Through Shirt
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Lily Rose Depp – Slutty With her Friend
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Mariah Carey in the Weirdest Brand Deal Ever
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Liz Olsen in a Crazy Outfit
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Elderly Driver Wrecks in front Yard
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Idiot Woman Shuts Window on Giraffe Head..Dumb Bitch…
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Heidi Klum Topless Old Lady
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Hard Nippled Lesbians
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Disney’s Dead on the Inside Tweet
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Naomi Watts Old Lady in a Blue Bathing Suit
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Bryce Dallas Howard Wants Equal Pay
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Cop Shot of the Day
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Kate Winslet Defending Statutory Rape
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MeToo Killed Geoffrey Rush’s Career…
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Bad Accident of the Day
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JENNIE GARTH OLD TITS
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TV Star Em Rat Cow in a Crop Top
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Elsa Hosk on Set of Some Shoot
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IZABEL GOULART GOT LEGS
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Brooke Burke at SOHO House in a Slutty Top…
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Martha Hung BORING FOR V Magazine
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Orgasm of the Year
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Two Girls – One Webcam…
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2018

09

Apr

January Jones Nipple of the Day

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January Jones….may not be able to identify the man who came in her and gave her a child in a police line up….but she sure can wear a see through dress with her nipples out…in public knowing people only care about her cuz of her tits…and if that isn’t talent…or a skill…I don’t know what is…because to me….it would seem to be the only skill that matters…

Unless she knows who the baby daddy is, and is keeping it hush hush because she was paid hush money, in which case…she’s got two skills…because the world needs more women who can keep they damn mouth shuts…

It’s about knowing your strengths….

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