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2023

25

Sep

Amanda Cerny Naked in the Sauna of the Day

Amanda Cerny is the Playboy model who was nude and uneventful in an era where Playboy was slowly sinking into the depths of trash before they attempted their recent revival…targeting the woke mob like VICE, instead of regular dudes into tits…

She went onto TikTok or VINE fame, being the hot chick amongst all the Vine Star nerds who are now billionaires…

She’s amassed a huge following, with many of her followers being perverts from Turkey…because I guess that’s what buying fake followers does….so I call her the Turkish Delight….

She’s currently cashing in with OnlyFans, why give the nudes for free, when you can get nerds to pay you a monthly feel that helps keep you rich as fuck…

So whether you think she’s a babe, or not, doesn’t really matters, she’s cashing in by understanding how to manipulate the pervert mind on the internet, featuring FEET pics while nude and all, since the FEET bros are the ones with the deep pockets…

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2023

25

Sep

Sofia Jamora’s TikTok Live Titty of the Day

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Sofia Jamora has an IMDB page, which is pretty exciting for those of us trying to figure out who all these bitches are. There are just so many of them and they are all doing the same damn thing so they become pretty much interchangeable. Long gone are the days of a handful of top level babes, it’s more democratized and spread across 1000s of babes, something for all your specific tastes, needs and content wants…..and clearly there’s a market for it, since a lot of them have turned to low level whoredom by selling nudie pics to the nerds who previously would like and follow and write “SHOW ME YOUR BOBS DESI” on their instagram comments…..

She was born and raised in Calabasas amongst the Kardashians and Will Smith’s kids. She became a swim model and was even in Sports Illustrated SWIM….she got upwards of 3 million followers and apparently, the brand money wasn’t enough, so she took to OnlyFans…

Now all her fans can sext with some Indian call center employee pretending to be her, as she counts the fucking money….

Apparently, she flashed her tits on TikTok, naughty girl, but since she gets paid for her tits, you should feel privileged, FREE SAMPLE, like going to COSTCO and trying those MIXED nuts thanks to the handy work of a retiree or ex convict…

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2023

25

Sep

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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DRINK UP…

I was trying to convince a lactating woman, who was with her newborn that still had that new baby smell…(vagina)….to let me buy her breast milk off her, not that I have a budget for that kind of thing, but I figure why not get the breast milk and run because I haven’t had the pleasure of knocking a bitch up in my life, they won’t let me, so I’ve never really had the chance to get in on the breastmilk hype….

I told her it was for my bodybuilding, that I needed the HGH, in efforts to make it less perverted, despite it being perverted, her full tits, were just too good to not want to drink their luscious and delicious nectar…..she looked at me, my obesity, the fact that I was grabbing my cock or whatever is left of a cock after the accident I call marriage to a fat old lady….and realized I was a creep….so no breast milk for me.

But luckily, breast milk for all of us, all sexualized, unlike the park lady who you know orgasms when she breast feeds and feels guilty about it, so that when a pervert like me comes a long with a modern day breast milk fetish she gets mad…

Now, I never really had a modern day breast feeding fetish until realizing that society wants to keep us divided and doesn’t want us to celebrate womanhood, birthing, breeding and all those other things I once thought were gross, like milk filled tits, which I never really found gross, but never really sexualized it either….was more a sign of damaged goods, when the real damaged girls are the girls out there getting run through with their high body counts!

Point of the story…. BREAST MILK being sexualized to FIGHT the SYSTEM and break out of the MATRIX!

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2023

22

Sep

Stella Hudgens Ass in a Thong Shot of the Day

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Stella Hudgens who is arguably the hotter of the Hudgens sister and not because she sells low level barely nudes to retard Vanessa Hudgens fans, that’s actually the least hot thing about her, but at least we’ve seen her titties because of it…

We haven’t seen her pussy or her asshole, which is starting to piss of the Hugens supporters that appreciate her quest to being the hotter Hudgens sister….

We’re starting to get a little closer, with stretched out thong panties like this…I mean we’re one step closer, just barely an inch away from asshole and pussy…so it’s a step in the right direction….even if it’s actually the wrong direction on a spiritual, religious, class, level…but these are a trashy time to be alive, and I like sluts and whores and whores and sluts, so keep it coming…so we can all develop ED from overexposure to porn, requiring weirder and weirder porn to allow us to keep on coming…

Is it a dick suck pose on camera, or an about to get fucked from behind pose, or just a shameless trying to get paid even though she’s rich and on some level famous…and it’s fun.

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2023

22

Sep

Bella Thorne’s Selfie Tits of the Day

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If you’re wondering where Bella Thorne’s been the last few weeks, she’s still around, and she’s still got the tits that she’s rocking out in some tank top while seducing the camera like some sort of actress who does porn on the side because it pays her fat money that she can never have enough of.

There was a time the bloated, greasy, busty, redheaded Disney kid was everywhere, the talk of the town, not a day would go by without her pushing her smutty oversharing influencer bullshit on us…then she died off, thought it was a drug overdose, maybe a mental break, but as it turns out, it was just that her job destroying a generation, manipulating them into whoredome, leading by example had come to completion….but now you can pay her back by coming to completion…

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2023

22

Sep

Dove Cameron’s Leg Up, Tits Out of the Day

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Here’s a little Dove Cameron, broken Disney kid who seems depressing or broken on some levels of trauma based mind control, but who has fake tits and we may hate fake tits in a world where everything is fake and we’re dealing with the tit through the screen, who really fucking cares…

She’s got her leg up like your friend who liked to light his farts on fire at the parties in high School, which I should probably see more as a leg up to take the dick because her pants have a pencil sized hole in the crotch for my dick, since that’s also a move, but lighting farts on fire is less hot and that’s what I do here…ruin everything.

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2023

22

Sep

Madison Beer in Black Face of the Day

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Madison Beer is the Youtube Pop Star with the tits that she probably had bought for her when she was still a teen to get her channel more views, because more views in that era meant something, they weren’t just bullshit they bought along the way from India for 10 dollars, they were actually engaged perverts, possibly from India, into teen girls bounchng around and singing their songs, which didn’t matter so long as the view count was there to sell to the record label as an engaged audience of that TWEEN market since they didn’t understand or care that the views were coming from predators..

Anyway, she’s doing some black face racism, not getting cancelled for it, probably because she didn’t put the red lipstick on, and the whole thing is just crazy in this time and era, to just be so reckless with the black face, knowing that we’re about inclusivity not racist shit….DISGUSTING…

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2023

22

Sep

Willow Shields Topless of the Day

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I feel like I’ve posted these Willow Shields topless in nature pics already, but I don’t really know who Willow Shields is, so I could be totally wrong….

I’m just glad it’s not actually Willow topless in nature, or a current Brooke Shields topless in nature, but those options would likely be more entertaining.

I do like that girls like having the girls out, and they like documenting it on social media so people know they have the girls out. It makes for a good titty time.

I do think it’s a great marketing hook, because I almost did a google search on who Willow Shields is….but I can’t be bothered, it’s Friday and I’m not paid for that shit, my interest lies in their use of tits for marketing and content purposes…they as in multiple whorish people crying for attention, not they as in the confusing pronoun of needy attention seekers trying to prove how different they are.

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2023

22

Sep

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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If you’re a fat goth gamer who smells like they just took a shit and who likes comic books and anime far too much, living in the mom’s basement amongst all the various semen filled tissues, t-shirts and take-out boxes…..then you’re probably very familiar with how sexy a pair of fishnets feel under your shorts…

I am sure that fat chicks, street hookers, old ladies on their anniversary, modern middle of the road middle management, even high school teachers also rock the fishnet, their chubby skin fat sticking through each window like they are a fucking waffle cone…

But it’s the goth dudes are what I see rocking the fishnets way too often which kinda throws off the low level sexy that fishnets provide!

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2023

22

Sep

Claudia Redheaded babe Gives Instagram a Dance Video in a Thong of the Day

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I came across this video of a Polish Twerk Champion who goes by the name Claudia Redheaded Babe and I thought it was amazing….check her INSTAGRAM

In part, because she’s got her ass in poses on instagram for the kids of instagram to appreciate but also because I’ve never been able to monetize this site thanks to the BIG TECH GIANTS being cocksuckers who don’t like titties, while allowing titties on their platforms, that are essentially porn or fetish sites, but that they can spin or distort to advertisers into being seen as mainstream tools they need to advertise on.

So I was blocked on google within the first 2 months of running the site in 2004, missing out on the millions of dollars all the other blogs made, but it didn’t make me stop my quest for weirdness, it just sucks that I’m not sitting on millions of dollars now.

I also had instagram accounts deleted for less sensational or racy content, back when you couldn’t post a thong on instagram, or tits, or push people to your porn sites.

Clearly, the issue is that I didn’t game the system, but whenever I see the smut on the mainstream platforms, getting ads on them, I like to say “this is pretty extreme” but they allow it, because they are fucking selective, it’s a cool person club and I’m not very cool..

So anyway, this Polish dancer, twerk star, whatever that is posted this thong hot dance video and as dumb as dancing is, as inconsistent as big tech terms and conditions are, I’m into it, all spastic ass shaking and idiotic.

She is married to a professional soccer player named Jakum Kiwior who plays for Arsenal…so her whoring’s done good for her lifestyle that allows her to do dumb thong ass shaking dances all day.

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