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2017

12

Dec

Katherine Heigl in her Slutty Robe of the Day

Instagram gone nuts, even Katherine Heigl’s posting slutty pictures of herself in a bathrobe like some kind of instagram thot, despite being Katherine Heigl, someone I assume no one ever wanted to see naked except maybe the producer who molested her to get her first job that just sort of snowballed into a co-star role on some shit longest running bootleg version of George Clooney’s ER.

She is from that show isn’t she? Who fucking knows why I am posting this…but I am…maybe it is my 5 star hotel bath robe fetish…yeah…must be that cuz it ain’t this old bitch pretending to be a young bitch who just got her first mirror and smart phone…

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2017

12

Dec

Brooke Ence Cross Fit Erotica of the Day

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I like to think the best way to get into the Holiday Spirit, especially if you’re a closet case bro who “crossfits”…is to watch the star athlete / monster / crossfit games winner Brooke Ence – humping a chick with all her muscles….like she’s a fucking action figure…only instead is a girl…who must have a weird looking pussy from all the low body fat – solid muscle..

I mean this is terrifying…and erotic…at least for cross fit dudes – cuz cross fit dudes who will tell you how they are cross fit dudes fucking love cross fit and jerk off to this box jumping / clean and jerk / thickness.

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2017

12

Dec

Titties in Traffic and Other Videos of the Day

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Big Titty in a Bikini Shark Attack

Dad Bought Daughter’s Boyfriend a Car after he Promised Not to Bang the Daughter…seems Racist.

Dude Caught Jerking Off to Two Teen Girls Washing a Car…

Chinese Woman Eating Bugs

Chinese Social Media Star – Final Stunt – Pretty Fucked Up…

Crushed Car Rescue – No One Was Hurt…

British Dude Knocks Out Cop

Weird Street Strip

Fight at Nightclub Becomes a Shooting

THIS TOPLESS FEMEN

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2017

12

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I remember when my slogan or catch phrase was “a place where I get drunk and molest you”….

I don’t remember when I changed it to “I’ll make you famous”…but it was a long time ago…

Both mean the same thing, only with “I’ll make you famous”….I don’t need to get drunk to molest you…because the molesting is called auditioning and for the most part it’s not molesting…it’s just networking and willing..

It’s a good reminder that while two things can be the same, they have a total different perception on the level of predator, at least until this Weinstein shit of barely molesting willing girls, yet still being a huge fucking pervert creep…now you can’t get drunk, molest, make people famous, but instead repress your sexuality while staring at all the tits these bitches post to their social media feeds…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Scott Disick and Sofia Richie Fight in Public Because she’s 12
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Comedian Hannibal Buress Arrested for Public Intoxication
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Beyonce VS the World
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When Piano Keys Control Christmas Lights…
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Check Out Our Holiday Gift Guide
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Halle Berry Dumped Her Boyfriend in Bora Bora in the Middle of Romance
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Hot Dutch Model Posing
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The Mooch is Getting a Daytime Talk Show Produced by Dr Phil
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The Champagne of Rollies!
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Paz de la Huerta Rape Case Against Weinstein Stalled – Because No rape…
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Little Bird and his Dog Brothers
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2017

11

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s the holiday time of year, the stress levels are up, there are more heart attakcs this time of year, thanks to eggnog, cookies and trying to buy people you don’t actually like, but are forced to gift, because they are your kids….otherwise you can fuck them up more than you already have, and you don’t want to do that, so you just pretend to care about the ungrateful fucks who mooch off you and offer you nothing but headaches, especially when you just want to be left alone…

You know on those stressful days, trying to make it all come together because society is putting the damn pressure on you, and you hate your life, but society doesn’t care about that….and all you need is some stress relieving blowjobs, only it’s deemed wrong to ask the hot chick you saw in the park walking her dog….or the other hot chick in the grocery store buying baking goods…you know to offer your help since you’re so good at christmas….instead they call it creepy..

That’s why I always say, go to the full service strip club, during the holidays or anytime of year…and click on my stepLINKS…

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Adriana Lima – Mummy – Not Quitting Victoria’s Secret
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Dude in Queen of the Stone Age Kicks a girl’s Camera Out of her Hand
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Idiot on a Bike – Meets Karma
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Hot Bitch in a Red Bikini

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Mom Hides Kids in the Leaves to Scare Dad
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Megan Fox in Lingerie
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Dove Cameron Attended Star Wars Premiere
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Home Alone Re-Imagined
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Kendall Jenner – See Through
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Phoebe Price Sex Offender Around the Kids

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ForkLift Drivers Stop Thieves
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Kelly Brooke is Busty
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Tricia Helfer in Some Slutty Pics
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The Ultimate Gift Guide for Men
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Guy Gets Girl Off her Phone Using Air Horn
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Tornado Destroys Building
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Seth Rogan VS Sirius – No One Cares
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Jessica Chastain Tits vs Weinstein
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Kate Bock – Kevin Love’s Box – In a Bikini
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Sofia Richie Cameltoe

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Dog VS Police Woman
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Driving with the Front Hood Up
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Beyonce VS Brooklyn Brewery
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Some Young Up and Comer named Brec Bassinger in Fuck Me Boots to Make you Cum
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Simone Biles – is Creepy as Fuck for the Houston Texas Cheerleading Squad
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Rachel McCord’s Christmas Erotica

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Hailey Baldwin’s Face Injections – Go To Canada
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Throwback Eva Green Naked
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Hot Chick in Lace – Then Out of Lace
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Just a Webcam Girls Toying
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How Many Fingers Fit in this Butt Hole

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CLEAN YOUR DAMN ASSHOLE!!
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Twitch Girls Who are Ruining The Fun for the Nerds….
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Big Tits in the Principal’s Office
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Ninja Turtle Porn is Fucked
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day

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Big Tits on the Pussy Rub
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Hot Greek Slut
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The Smallest Penis in the World
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Country Girl Fucks an Egg

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Carter Cruise Seduces her StepMOM
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Hot Nude Girl Against a Brick Wall
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Bolt On Tits
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2017

11

Dec

Bella Thorne Xmas Whore of the Day

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Bella Thorne is the slutty Christmas sold out by her family to the entertainment industry, violated by Disney, not forced to keep up momentum by posing naked and half naked on social media, objectifying herself but luckily not at the stage of her life where she complains about being objectified…or touched inappropriately when her memory is selective and forgets that she was spreading her asshole on the social media for attention…not that this is her asshole, but it’s close enough, a good start and since I encourage this behavior…I’m encouraging this behavior…

Speaking of Xmas Sluts – Be Sure to Check My Holiday Gift Guide
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2017

11

Dec

Jessica Simpson Monster Tits for Xmas of the Day

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Jessica Simpson has been feeding those tits to the point they are ready to explode, like they are some thanksgiving turkey, or Christmas ham, you know just fucking jack them babies up, only to release them like the gift to the world, goodwill unto men, joy to the world, hark!….lighting of the Christmas tree…

I mean girl’s all green, with some lacy looking ornament on her Chrismas globules….

She’s old, she’s thick, she’s a mom, she’s still Jessica Simpson…and she’s BUSTY…

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2017

11

Dec

Lady Gaga Dressed Like a Christmas Troll of the Day

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Lady Gaga is a fucking troll, and now she’s dressing like one for her social media, you know to celebrate the Christmas season like a good little Catholic School Girl…the rich kid, who positioned herself as quirky, artistic, different to go viral, and she went viral, I mean she’s a massive “star” because of her lie…a lie that always amazed me…only because I always found her disgusting to look at and all her cries for attention unappealing to look at…her exposed tits for click…not hot to look at…but she figured out how to brainwash the world into getting addicted to her song…on some Josie and the Pussycats stragegy to brain wash people using brain wave music wave sound wave….unfortunately not waves lapping up against her drowned beached body after being thrown overboard…

Not to wish death on a terrible human who scammed charities and who offers little to no inspiration in her self involved, greedy, consumption filled life….but I mean…who’d really care if she did happen to die..the world would be more peaceful.

Unfortunately, there’s a fetish in this.

Speaking of Xmas Sluts – Be Sure to Check My Holiday Gift Guide
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2017

11

Dec

Olivia Munn is a Scam in a Bathing Suit of the DAy

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Olivia Munn is a manipulative troll. Her whole career based on a series of lie. The prime example of a girl telling people she’s hot and in demand, only for them to believe her because they are too lazy to do the background check, it’s an “if she says it, it must be true”…just a fucking lie..

She moved to LA, just worked the scene aggressively, got onto Nerd Tv, always thinking she was better and bigger than that, but forced to get others on board, thinking she’s a bigger deal, and casting her in blockbuster movies…

From low level TV host, to Actress, fuck that…

I’ve heard amazing stories of her trying to troll the paparazzi on the most recent XMEN they just filmed, because she wasn’t cast in the movie but wanted to be, so she got the media to think she was, so that the movie would feel forced to cast her..

I mean clever tactics to get what she wants, you know grab the industry by the balls or someshit, but so silly…so desperate, you’d think her bathing suit pics would be more slutty, you know if you’re low level and eager…fucking bring it….

I despise her, mainly because she has manipulated virgin loser dudes to think she’s into them, only to basically get her to do her homework….tactics the “hot” girl, who isn’t even that hot has always done.

Here are some of the pics…

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2017

11

Dec

Joy Corrigan Nipples of the Day

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Joy Corrigan has some serious fucking bolt on tits, which is what you’d expect out of some Florida trashy girl with a great body, who has found a life of doing bikini photoshoot for catalogs,

She’s showing her nipple on the beach in Miami because it’s Art Basel and why wouldn’t she stage a shoot, you know everyone’s there, get those clickbait pics out there for all to see..

It’s called Beach Thotting Around for the Holidays, where girl gets into a bikini and has little to no other skill…but sure can post a bikini pic to her feed for the perverts.

It’s nothing worth celebrating, but if she makes a career out of it, or gets some rich dudes to pay her rent, who the fuck cares, better than working as a barmaid…

It’s all the same pic, different day, but whatever…we like familiar things like NIPPLES.

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