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2018

20

Feb

Lindsay Lohan – Surfer of the Day

It was a week ago today, that Lindsay Lohan announced that she is a surfer…in a one piece bathing suit…with her tits out…

I feel that is an anniversary worth celebrating.

Because Lindsay Lohan is what I like to consider my Spirit Animal….her big tits my only inspiration…her insanity…the only thing that really matters….her converting to Islam and life in Dubai…spiritually sound….just trucking through this life her parents exploited the fuck out of her for….

I’m a fan…Surfs Up!

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2018

20

Feb

Margot Milani Titty Shoot of the Day

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Here’s some Margot Milani …..

In case you don’t know who she is…she’s Margot Milani….someone you should PAY very close attention to…because like every instagram girl…she’s getting naked.

In important Margot Milani….besides getting naked in shoots…that are Black and White…so that’s super arty not porny….

She’sLiving in Paris, from Corsica Currently ? Bastia

FASCINATING instagram girl. So inspiring.

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2018

20

Feb

Kendall Jenner Overrated Daughter of a Tranny of the Day

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Kendall Jennner felt the need to brag about her expensive rich kid rap life, despite being an LA rich kid…while squatting at the gas station with her expensive care.

I think it’s safe to say that the only thing interesting about Kendall Jenner is that her dad is a tranny who cut his dick off recently, but that doesn’t mean he didn’t breast feed her as a baby, like that Tranny I read about in the news recently, who thanks to hormonal therapy was able to breast feed her baby, the way nature intended it..

Everything else about her, is just basic, annoying, trashy, overrated and not nearly hot enough…

I figure the Kardashians, great scammers, but I’d prefer if more than just
Blac Chyna and Kim had the sex tape …because I want to see Kendall take it up the ass in film…it’d be a good fashion look for her fashion scamming…I prefer broken rich kids, willing to really fight for their fortune, rather than just have it handed out to them…

Put some effort in mooch.

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2018

20

Feb

Japanese Woman Plays Flute with Vagina and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Reacts to being Groped

Smoking Kills

People Love this Kate Upton Taken Out By a Wave Video

Fur Protestors at the Olympics

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2018

20

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t use the phrase “Virgin Asshole” enough in conversation anymore…it used to be chatting with girls about their Virgin Assholes and how they could test out a dick to really make sure they don’t like it, using the whole “it’s not real sex and you can’t get pregnant so it’s technically a preservation tactic”…rather than letting me fuck them…but now every single girl ever has been fucked up the ass…and the only virgin ass in the conversation is mine…and talking about my asshole or any straight dude’s virgin asshole kinda defeats the purpose….of wanting to talk about virgin assholes…it’s supposed to be a hot thing on girls…

Either way….

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Jay Z’s Bar Tab
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Iskra Lawrence Tube Top
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When VR is Too Immersive…
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Jennifer Lawrence Likes Eating Naked
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Pussy Muff Fashion
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PURSE THEFT OF THE DAY
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A Preview of the Cobra Kai – Karate Kid Sequel
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Three Dogs and a Stick
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10 Things You Didn’t Know About Black Panther
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How Dare You Not Clip on the Lamp Pole Stripper
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2018

19

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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We live in an era where men website, that only got to the level of success that they have for targeted the basic level of bro, basically clickbait for the half retard dude, based on systematic misogyny, build into a multi million dollar empire that was on TV, the Radio, the Web, YOUTUBE and SOcial media being basic tits get hits kind of idiots….Are retracting calling a girl hot…

We live in a world where I can’t look at a shameless actor, or athlete, with her bikini pics on social media and say “I’d fuck that, I’d even suffocate on that when it smothers me with its gentials, which isn’t saying much cuz I’ve been looking for a way to die, and at this point will take any pussy”..

We live in a world where I watched Lindsay Lohan getting fitted for her BURKA….because she lives in Dubai and speaks with an accent…which was the highlight of my weekend, as I don’t have much to do….I find that weird.

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Rachel McCord – Corn Dog Sucking Bottom Feeder Like She’s Blac Chyna
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Fergie’s Hips Don’t Lie – but her Voice Does
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Donald Trump Dared Oprah to Run for President
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Playboy Model Suing Playboy for Publishing Her Nudes – WTF?
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A Dude’s Farts Caused Emergency Landing…
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Natalie Dormer Nipple Pasties
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Best Nipple Slip OF THE DAY
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The World’s Longest Zip Line in UAE
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Bird Shit Storm of the Day
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Prius Driver Taught Lesson
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Cheryl Cole to Add a New Last Name to her Already Long Last Name from all the Marriages
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Lily James – Huge Cleavage
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Some Chick You’ve Never Heard of in Sheer Lingerie
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Bella Thorne Music Video Disturbs Me…
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Some E! Host Almost Tries to Make Fun of a Kardashian, then Pussied Out
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Bird Photobombs Yoga Instructor
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Pedestrian NEAR Miss
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Jennifer Lawrence Wants to know if Karlie Kloss and Taylor Swift are Still Friends
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Lily Rose Depp Cute Ass in Leggigns
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Tallia Storm Crazy Outfit…
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Margot Robbie at the BAFTAS
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Lily James at the BAFTAs
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Kate Bock – Average Looking
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Karrueche Tran in a Fat Chick Dress
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Rita Ora Coming Out of a Car
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Kate Middleton – Green Dress
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Madison Beer – Tits Up to her Chin
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Jennifer Lawrence at the BAFTAs
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AnnaLynne McCord Got Invited to an Event..
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Hayden Panettiere UPSKIRT
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Ella Purnell Dress
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From stepSMUT!!

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Hardcore Girls Being Pretty Hardcore
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Asian Bolt On Tits
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Greek Chick Who Looks Trans – But Who Greeks Want to Fuck – Greek Style
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Some Shitty Playmate Shoot in a Shitty Suburban House
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Big Tits – Fingering ASs
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Girl Driving “Stick”….oh yes
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Crazy FREE Porno Deal Just for YOU
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Tits and a Tan Line in the Water….
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Joy Corrigan Nipples
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Girl with the Best Dress Exploding Her Tits
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BEST Chick in the Bar
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Alexander Ivakhin Nudes!!!
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Today’s Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Dillon Harper Little Nips….
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Worst Ass Spread You’ll See all Day
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2018

19

Feb

Jennifer Lawrence Brought Her Tits Out at her Premiere of the Day

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I think Jennifer Lawrence is overrated on all fronts. Her ridiculously successful career has to be a lie, or a scam, or some fucking lottery win because she plays the same person in every movie…

I’ve actually had a conversation with one agent a few years ago asking how someone like Jennifer Lawrence existed, and like any hollywood agent would, he went on a rant about how she’s a natural talent that only comes so many times in a lifetime, and that when you find that, you celebrate it….really believing in is industry and in her….while I was just like “she’s the same person in all the moves she’s in”…

My theory is that the producers need a high paid actress to jack up their budgets so they make more, someone they can hype up and build out strategically, making her a pawn…and she still exists, probably making more money than ever, doing all the right movie roles…and promoting them awkwardly…

The good news is that what we learned about J.Law, other than her terrible taste in friends, is that with her nude leaks, came awesome tits, tits she hardly reduces herself to showing off, but that made her substantially more important as the most important actress of this generation, even if it’s a manufactured lie, because her tits were great or are great and anyone with great tits gets a pass from me…

So here she is with her tits out promoting nonsense she probably doesn’t deserve to be part of – but Hollywood needs girls like her…and at least she’s got the tits to carry her through all those tough roles she plays herself in…

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2018

19

Feb

Gabriella Papadakis Figure Skating Nipple Slip of the Day

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Gabriella Papadakis is some figure skater who has had the first official nipple slip during the Olympics, reminding us something that we didn’t need to be reminded, and that is that Figure Skating is the only Olympic sport to jerk off to.

Maybe that seems obvious to me because as a Canadian, our national government owned Channel used to play Figure skating every sunday, and in an era before internet porno, that made our hangovers more manageable through masturbation options…

But there’s those speed skater thighs, with their tight outfits jacked up their vaginas…and I guess there’s Lindsay Vonn and her black dick loving celebrity athlete hustle…but this Gabriella Papadakis….is the winner of this contest as far as I’m concerned…reclaiming her sport as erotica…exposing the world her nipple…cuz all these bitches love attention…

MY KIND OF OLYMPICS….the NIPPLE EXPOSING OLYMPICS.

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2018

19

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio is Still at the Beach of the Day

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THIS JUST IN….

IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING….

I KNOW YOU’RE CONCERNED…NERVOUS…ANXIETY RIDDEN…UNSURE..INSECURE…SCARED….and….ALONE…not knowing this very important news…but you can rest easy….and TRUST ME WHEN I SAY there’s nothing to worry about…

Alessandra Ambrosio is Still at the Beach….

In case you thought she wasn’t.

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2018

19

Feb

Kourtney Kardashian Titty Pop of the Day

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Kourtney Kardashian titty pop….not as hype of Blac Chyna ….not that the Blac Chyna tape was hype….it was on some Bill Cosby level of medicated sex I assume Bill Cosby had, which I guess is nice that you don’t have to listen to her talk, not that I know that listening to her talk is a terrible thing, but I’m going out on a limb, that she’s loud, irritating, instagram booty model trash…and her with a dick in her mouth half dead is her at her best…

While her baby’s aunt, just as classily pulls her tit out….

So many shitty people making money….it’s crazy…

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