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2018

08

Mar

Zero Ass on Tits Charlotte McKinney of the Day

Charlotte McKinney shouldn’t leave the house dressed like this under any circumstance pretty much ever….

Girl needs to start drinking protein shakes or eating food and doing squats because whatever the fuck we see going on here is precisely the reason this Dancing With the Stars scam that is Charlotte McKinney is….

I realize that she’s not that famous, not actually working, because she never really has actually worked, she’s just a rich Florida Trash with some of the right friends who hooked her up with the TV gig because of her tits…

But she needs to own that, embrace that she is just tits, and never do whatever this is.

It’s not nice looking…and I don’t think that Kambucha is gonna do her any good….but at least we can’t see her face..which is even worse than the ass….girl needs to walk around in a box with titties cut out….

Her five minutes ended long ago….she’s a lie…overrated and I doubt ever really relevant but she had big tits.

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2018

08

Mar

Romee Strijd Tits for Fashion of the Day

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Here’s Romee – looking skinny as fuck with her titties out for some magazine that I don’t think is a fetish magazine or a porno magazine but that is probably considered respectable despite producing this kind of PORNO….content that can be jerked off to in the right context….which it is put in on this shite site..

THAT SAID…I love that she’s the tall skinny model, because there’s not enough of those left in this world of fat, making it a fetish to a pervert like me, rather than a norm…

I wouldn’t say that I am into anorexia and eating disorders, but I think unrealistic body expectations are good for all of us to have so that we try to better ourselves….to live our best lives…and if we choose to be fat slops about it, that’s fine, let us be medicated and die prematurely…but don’t encourage that with half naked fat chick shoots…

I like when girls like ROMEE and her likely starving herself, I think “at least she works for the money she’s overpaid” by the shitty mall brand that made her exist….

Good.

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2018

08

Mar

Veronika Klimovits Naked of the Day

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Veronika Klimovits is a “model”…and with a name like Veronika Klimovits…it’s safe to assume that by “model” we mean sex worker…whether you call it prostitute, high class escort, call girl, hooker, whore, or SUGAR BABY, or TROPHY wife…she’s got the vibe of “get naked on the internet to increase my celebrity” which allows her to increase her rates…

I just looked her up because I felt I shouldn’t judge a woman by her name and nude photos…

So here’s what we’ve figured out:

1- She’s got 60k followers, she’s German and Russian

2- She’s Playmate Miss April 2018….maybe these are those pics.

3- She promotes strapless instagram bras from china:

4- She looks old…and cheesy in a bunch of cheesy pics….

5- She’s naked in this shoot…

Here are the pics…

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2018

08

Mar

Courtney Stodden Scary Tits of the Day

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Courtney Stodden is all things good in the world or at least all things good in AMerica.

She’s living the tabloid dream, or was for a long enough time, before having to go back to sex work…but still you can be some 40 year old stripper, lap dancing for some older hollywood actor, in whatever small shit town you’re from, and next thing you know, you can angle yourself as an underage bride to that same actor and get the tabloids obsessed, even though you’re not underage child bride…and he’s not that famous…

Sex worker dreams….really…

The only tragedy in this story is really her monster tits…what the hell are those…

Here she is doing a striptease:

Here’s a video of her in a bath…

Here are her tits in a dress…

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2018

08

Mar

Ariel Winter Takes Her Ass Off Roading of the Day

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Ariel Winter, the very busty and creepy child star from one of the most popular shows on TV, Modern Family, where her parents dropped her off 9 years ago to make all their dreams come true, is so active..

Look at her in her leggings with a hand print on her ass from being spanked like a little slut, all sexual deviant because broken women fill the void in their soul from the PTSD through their vagina, as well as through their stomach with food….emotionally eating…to fatten up and feel protected with that layer of fat that protects her from the world…I’m sure there’s lots of mental issues going on here…

But I’m a practical person and look at her for what she is…not hot, dumpy despite being young, sloppy despite working out, and massive tittied despite having had her tits cut off…confusing really…

But not as confusing as dudes jerking off to her.

Here’s her ass in shorts…

Here she is working out again

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2018

08

Mar

Avril Lavigne Still Alive of the Day

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Avril Lavigne is still alive….unfortunately…

I guess that LYME Disease she whines about being a traumatic experience for her because they couldn’t figure out what she was sick with and when you’re a coddled celebrity who doesn’t understand what pain is because they usually make their assistants and handlers deal with it for them….it’s a big deal…DID NOT WIN…or TAKE HER OUT…

But she looks like a middle aged skater girl now, and that alone isn’t very hot…not that she’s dressed like she just shoplifted at Hot Topic on a school trip to the USA from her Canadian town of Nepean….but even to the most perverted of Avril Lavigne fans have to come to terms with her becoming this…middled aged and mom bodied thanks to possibly having babies with Nickelback but I’m too lazy to google if she had a kid with him….she looks like she did…

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2018

08

Mar

Naomi Campbell Topless for Fashion of the Day

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I don’t know why Naomi Campbell doesn’t have nipples, but it’s very weird…..maybe the future trend in titty pics because she’s an iconic model and dictates the trends…and people who follow fashion are straight gullible retards who buy into anything they are told…they even get sugar babies and become hookers for what they are told…so if someone like Naomi Campbell…the 90s supermodel…who must be 100 but BLACK DON’T CRACK…convinces them the style is to turn yourself into an actual Barbie Doll and amputate your nipples for fashion….they’ll all follow her lead…like she was Kim Kardashian telling people to jack up their faces and get ass implants….only for corporate sponsors to hop onto and throw money at instead of taking it out back and getting shot..

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2018

08

Mar

Olivia Wilde’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

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Olivia Wilde’s midget legs in leggigns is what you’d expect to see on a midget legged woman who has at lease one kid in leggings…it’s the MOM look you see if you go to the Grocery store during the day…you know where moms hang out, not rich moms with maids cuz they are riche – like Olivia Wilde, who isn’t even named Olivia Wilde, and who named herself Wilde, instead of her given name COCKBURN, because WILDE a stage name you’d expect from a stripper worked for her marketing…more than COCKBURN would…something I bring up every post I do on her…because it’s all I got, and because it never gets old…

I don’t despise her in movies, I just don’t find her the hottest chick around, I don’t think she should be celebrated, or as well paid as she is, and she doesn’t look good in leggings today…doing whatever she’s doing…and in her defense –
#momlife…is never the hottest.

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2018

08

Mar

Lucy Hale for W Magazine of the Day

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W magzine did us a favor and put out a shoot, or a video of Lucy Hale out of focus, because no one needs to see her face….

She’s in a new show that the CW network is trying to make famous and hype by putting it on after RIVERDALE…don’t ask me why I know, fine, I’ll tell you why I know that…because I know everything, except questions on Jeopardy, reminding me that I am a fucking moron, but i know Lucy Hale’s career, without knowing what Lucy Hale has done…but I know her new show because the 20 somethings I like to spend my evenings with, ideally with them sitting on my face, happen to like watching Riverdale, and Wednesday night is a big deal for me…

I think she’s a celebrity I’ve been told has Herpes from someone who used to fuck someone she used to fuck…but I could be wrong….like these pics…wrong.

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2018

08

Mar

Jennifer Lawrence Lookin’ Like Shit of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence is the worst…

Especially now that the world has sucked her fucking dick so hard, making her think she’s this icon in the film industry who can’t be forgotten tomorrow…in a world where everyone is flimsy as fuck in their loyalty to people….

The only people who care about her are the producers who hire her and figure she has the celebrity or credibility to command huge money for, that way they can get their 10% of her salary, which is all they care about..

As an actress, in her movies she gets, Oscar nominated or not…she’s not compelling or interesting…

As for a celebrity, her quirky and candid “Look at me I’m a weirdo funny girl”…is irritating…

She’s got so much money, she’ll keep getting work, she’ll start putting together projects like her TV show on the #MeToo movement…

I’m not a fan, but she’s lucky someone is, it allowed her to win at life at a young age….and she’s also lucky she had good tits in her nudes….because without them, she’s the worst…

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