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2018

25

Jan

Laetita Casta Nipple of the Day

Laetitia Casta is or was a french model turned actress with awesome tits who in the 90s was the one of the girls you’d find on celebrity porn sites I used to jerk off to…..because she was French and the fact she had massive tits….her tits pics were everywhere…in an era when tit pics weren’t everywhere.

Her and I go way back…she’s like my old mistress who doesn’t know I exist becuase the closest I’ve got to her was jerking off to a picture of her….not that I like talking about jerking off to slow loading tit pics on dial up in the 90s…..but it makes me feel like I have some sort of connection with her….or legacy…a reminder that I’ve been doing this shit WAY too long and I’m not a dot com billionaire from it…

Today she’s back with a shoot that involves her nipple behind fabric…

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2018

25

Jan

Rita Ora Topless of the Day

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Rita Ora is some pile of garbage that exists on social media and on the international celebrity scene – despite having moved to America to make it in America – but never quite making it in America like she wants to – up on some next Rihanna and Katy Perry bullshit performer level….

But she sure as hell puts all effort into it on all levels. From fucking a Kardashian, to fucking a DJ / Producer, to fucking whoever else I am too lazy to google but know she fucked because otherwise we wouldn’t be talking about her here and now…to showing off her tits, her big tits, the best thing about her, her only talent really….to kissing some other pop chick named Bebe Rexha, who is actually obese… not REXIA at all, but who is also another click baiter…all trying to leverage off each other and it’s magical in the least magical way.

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2018

25

Jan

Charissa du Plessis Nipple Model of the Day

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This is the first time I’ve posted the ever important Charissa du Plessis on the site…because eveyrone is a model, every creepy dude is a photographer, and everyone’s getting naked and doing stylized bullshit shoots that include tits…

Everyone is signed to an agency, people cashing in or trying to cash in on the DIY everyone can make a couple hundred bucks a week doing social media movement…so long as they are willing to grow their audience showing their tits, which aren’t even tits anymore, partially because she’s a euro but also because tits are desexualized and people can’t jack off to them.

Magic maybe…or a dream that I had as a child that has finally come true…because I want to see all tits everywhere.

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2018

25

Jan

Aly Raisman in her Real Bra & Panties Shoot of the Day

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I think we can all agree, that the pervert Olympic Gymnastic’s doctor who molested 100s of girls, who we were happy to see get his 40-160 years, where he will rightfully get his balls ripped off for being a piece of shit….

Despite the love so many dudes have for female gymnastics that has always weirded me the fuck out because the stunted big legged girls look like they are 10 year old midgets on steroids…most dudes know that fucking with young girls is something that should end in death…

So Aly Raisman is a survivor….and now she’s doing underwear campaigns for a brand owned by American Eagle Outfitters…because I guess that’s empowering…

Or maybe it’s like all those porn chicks sexualized at a young age turning to sex work..

But let’s just go with empowering….at least after reading this statement she made at the trial….

“You have not taken gymnastics away from me. I love this sport, and that love is stronger than the evil that resides in you, in those who enabled you to hurt many people,”

Perfect timing for a panty campaign while she’s in the media…maybe a little exploitative really…but here it is anyway..

Posted in:Aly Raisman|SFW

2018

25

Jan

Amanda Lear See Through of the DAy

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I don’t know who Amanda Lear is, but I do know that she’s from France, that she was born in 1939, which makes her close to 80, and that she’s fashionable, with her hot old lady tits exposed for some fashion bullshit during fashion week, likely because she’s from France, and knows as a french person, that showing your tits is just femininity….and more importantly at 80, girl has seem some shit, these tits have experienced some amazing eras in history, so elegant so nice…

BUT MOST importantly she’s a nice reminder of when you used to jerk off to your grandmother showering when you were a teen and visiting her for the weekend…something I know you all did..but more importantly….that you all probably forget doing…because I can’t be the only one who did it…considering I’m hardly as perverted as any of you weridos…

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2018

25

Jan

Gal Gadot Titties of the Day

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I don’t buy into the whole Gal Gadot thing, I think she’s full of shit, angling as this feminist leader because she was in Wonder Woman, which in and of itself is just objectifying women, but if you cast a woman director and a woman as Wonder Woman and pretend it’s women empowerment, it strikes off one of the hit list items of 2017….to get people into the movies.

The idiot fans believe what they are told about it…

I think Gal Gadot, like anyone in Hollywood, is just a puppet who does what she’s told, or who sucks up strategically to win at life…

I do not think she’s a feminist voice or leader, and I am sure none of the people who knew her before she went Hollywood do either.

I also think she’s old and not hot, and this isn’t an anti-Israel thing, it’s an anti celebrating overrated people thing….

But I guess let her shine in her glory…

Gal Gadot – Overrated – More CLICK HERE

Posted in:Gal Gadot|SFW

2018

25

Jan

Sara Jean Underwood Erotica of the Day

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I think that Sara Jean Underwood probably gets the short end of the Instagram Model stick, because she started out as a Playboy, and for some reason brands slot her as some kind of whore…but she’s got 8.8 million followers, gets tons of engagement, but still makes money driving dudes to her nude content that they pay monthly subscription for, rather than closing brand deals, and I’m sure she’s got a very solid audience, a strong fan base, a lot of support and that her business supports her and does really well…

She’s in her 30s, still looks awesome, has a rocking body, despite her RYAN SEACREST BOUGHT TITS – cuz I know women who have banged Seacrest and who he has tried to buy tits for – TRUE STORY….

Ultimately, her life or content feed of the pics she’s posting is awesome. It’s travel, adventure, camping, van life, hikes, waterfalls, these stunning American locations in the National parks…with her half naked in front of them…posing…it’s funny, ridiculous, hot, and beautiful all at once.

Whatever it is she’s doing, I’m into it…an instagram model, doing instagram travel and adventure, getting paid to get naked…it’s the best of all worlds…

here are some pics of her…

Here’s her BOLT ON TIT SLIP…

Posted in:Sara Jean Underwood|Videos

2018

25

Jan

Boring Victoria’s Secret Girls of the Day

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The nice thing about Victoria’s Secret is that with all the social pressure from the media and the social media….

They still haven’t caved into that pressure…and cast fat chicks..

And I think that today, and every day, that needs to be celebrated.

Keep the hot girls half naked…and the fat girls in their fucking snow suits, wheel chairs, tarps, tents, whatever just not half naked.

Stick to what you know, stick to what you do…because we live in an era where you can’t even have a wet t-shirt content, we can’t can’t even have JELLO wrestling, despite women being bigger whores than they’ve ever been….but we can have fat chicks considered models…

So Victoria’s Secret – as evil as they are…at least they don’t use fat chicks…

That’s all I have to say about that.

Some Romee Strijid and her Ass…

Some Catalog Pics:

More Josephine Skriver HERE

More Lais Ribeiro HERE

More of Victoria’s Secret token black girl to prove they are inclusive HERE

Posted in:SFW|Victoria's Secret

2018

25

Jan

Dude Jerking Off on the Side of the Road and Other Videos of the Day

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Idiots Burn Themselves Alive

Little Kid Blows Himself Out

Drunk Driver Gets His Keys Taken From Him

Crazy Accident

Mom Got Her Achilles Tendon Snaps

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

25

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Are girls who masturabte to porn considered a racist if they’ve never masturbate to asian dudes in porn?

I am going to go with Yes.

DO you think it’s racist for a woman who masturbates to porn to not masturabte to black dudes in porn?

I m going with Yes.

It is racist if you watch porn that isn’t inclusive for all people…

These are important questions to ask at noon on a Thursday…you know it’s really from the soul…because most girls I know who masturabate to porn don’t dabble with the ethnic..and I think that goes against their politics…

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

Burger King Explains Net Neutrality with Whoppers
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Dancing With the Stars Just Got HOT
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Pregnant Kylie Kardashian and her Monster Fake Ass Trying to Get into her Car for the Paparazzi because they Like this Lame Who Gives a Fuck Story….
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Russell Simmons Hit with a 5 Million Dollar Sexual Assault Lawsuit
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Sports Illutrated Swim’s First Look
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Man Drops Magnum of Champagne at the Club
DON’T CLICK HERE

Bike Loses Wheel
DON’T CLICK HERE

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