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Mandy Rose Butthole of the Day

2017

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Thanksgiving week…right…and it’s fucking freezing and I guess it’s time to post bullshit that I don’t care about but that I feel compelled to post because it’s a terrible fucking habit that I don’t have in me to quit…even though it’s far easier to not update this idiotic shite….I’m a grown fucking man…who doesn’t even like celebrity or pop culture, especially when my life objective is to be disconnected living in the woods like an unshowered hermit that I pretty much am….but yet here I am posting tits that aren’t event hat doing things…that are current..but not even that great…and none of it is interesting….

It’s fucking weird…I probably need so psychiatric help to get over whatever this OCD is…BUT NOT YET…it’s not our time..I must continue to post….it’s my purpose…it’s why I am here….like the next messiah or some shit…but instead of preaching GOD, good will towards men, as long as you pay me 10 percent of your earnigns, I preach tits…and I guess pussy…because where there are tits there is pussy…at least traditionally…not in all this TRANS weirdness…that is as confusing as why I have a blog…

Here are some steplinks in the morning….

Dad Does MJ Moves and Not in a Diddling Boys Kind of Way
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Sad Chow of the Day
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Brooke Hogan is Back and on her Body Shamed Quest
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The Grey Gardens House is Being Sold for 20 million
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Inside the Flat Earth Internation Conference
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Gigi Hadid in a Push Up Bra
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MEET THE VOICE OF MORTAL COMBAT
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s is a Reality
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Beatbox on the Recorder
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2017

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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I just saw STORY ABOUT THIS DOG FOUND WITH 6 PELLETS FROM A PELLET GUN IN HER FACE Please DONATE …People are sick fucks..and seeing dogs suffering breaks me.

What also breaks me is when I tried to get women to send me masturbation videos, in an era where people are too scared to talk to women for the risk of being called a rapist, you’d assume the pussy would be eager to be sent…but instead you get told off…even from the girls who three years ago were sending you nudes and that’s the only reason you know they exist…

That said…it’s the weekend and I believe in the power of alcoholism to carry me through these dark times for a pervert time…who knows…there are always going to be stripclubs to pay 10 dollars a song to grab titties at…thank god for the existence of broken women…a constant really..

Here are some stepLINKS….

Ben Affleck knew Harvey Weinstein abused his Power…But Took Money Anyway…
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Ben Affleck Doesn’t Remember Raping Girls
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Ben Affleck is Replaced as Batman by the Worst Faggot Ever
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Miley Cyrus – Short Shorts
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Chastain is a Porker
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Katy Perry is Banned from CHINA
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Anastasia Ashley Goes Sand Boarding
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Stacey Keibler in Leggings…
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Margot Robbie Sucks Dick
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The Judges of The Voice Don’t Know who Rita Ora is…
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Emoly Ratajkowski in a Bikini
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Defendant Faints after being Found Guilty.
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Natalie Portman Terrible at Tennis Erotica
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Conspiracy Theory around Tupac’s Murder…
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Darth Vader Mask Fail…
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Kate Upton Not Hot Bra Flash
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Corey Feldman Reveals Name of Accuser…
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The Next Cat Woman
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The Rock Movie Rampage – Trailer…
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Nicki Minaj Nipples
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Amber Heard GQ Event
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Tamara Ecclestone Billionaire Breastfeeding 3 Year Old
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Dancing With the Stars Girl in Yoga Pants
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Amber Heard back with Elon….
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Hayden Panettiere Jobless
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Paris Hilton’s Nipple…
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Study of So Bad it’s Good…
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Nikka Costa Breasts
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Lily Collins Fit Stomach
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Classical Guitar Mario
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Lily Collins for a Campaign
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Tony Hawk Does Skate Support…
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Football Pussy Grabber of the Day
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Big Mexican Cleavage of the Day
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Reese Withersoon’s Mom Bod
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Drunk Chicks Start a Fight…
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Jesse Jackson Has Parkinson….
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Playboy is Using Fat Chicks Now
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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I Watch This Shit Every Day – Free Hot Girls on Webcam – …I am Watching it Right Now!
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Masturbation Friday…
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Big Titty Cat Burglar…
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Blonde on the Tarzan Swing Gets Mangled
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Daughter Tricked Into Fisting Mom…
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Charity Strippers
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Olivia Norella is Hot Slut….
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Too Drunk TO Go to the bathroom
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Period Splashing Everywhere in the 7 Eleven Video Still Fucks me Up
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Vigorous Dildo
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See Through Shirt on Some Tits
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Hot Amateur Chick…
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Big Tits and a Masterful Blowjob
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Naked in the Bath
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Dark Anus
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Lesbian Sex – StepMOM PORN…..
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VIRTUAL REALITY PORN…WHAT!!YEES!!
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2017

Nov

Top 20 SFW Cam Girl Clips of the Week Part 15

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It’s that time of the week again, where we post some of the best clips of models we’ve seen this week, doing silly, funny, amazingly entertaining things, either to keep their audience engaged, or because it’s on some Truman Show level of creating your own reality show, with no filter…and as far as I’m concerned these women are awesome!

To See These Hot Chicks and OTHER hot Chicks Get Naked and Do Naughtier Things CLICK HERE

To see the rest of our videos check out the youtube HERE

Posted in:stepTV|Videos

2017

Nov

Selena Gomez New Kidney Erotica of the Day

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Selena Gomez’s new Kidney made a music video, because girl is on some higher level, above GOD…where she can use money and her connections to steal Kidneys by women she houses who just happen to be a match as a donor – coincidence – so that she doesn’t need to steal a Kidney from a kid just starting out – even though she would – narcissists can’t die…

She’s been promoting herself by getting back with Beiber, he’s home for her, even though he’s also why she was at rehab, and he’s into it even after her pussy been banged out by some big black cock…even though he can get any pussy he wants…he goes back to this..it must just be good for business…or they are two freaks exploited by their parents confused by their fame…who relate to each other – I DON’T KNOW

I just know that along with her new Kidney comes new face, new tits, and new self promotion that doesn’t matter but that people like you like cuz you’re perverts.

Some Videos…

Garbage..let’s hope the LUPUS wins.

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2017

Nov

Pretty Much Topless Social Media Whore Named Shea Marie of the Day

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The only thing I know about Shea Marie …which is more than I should know about Shea Marie, is that she was a low grade, early to Instagram slut, who posted all the nudes and built up a large audience being an instagram slut, doing typical instagram half naked things….

BUT…she was smart enough to swap out the slutting and shamelessness to present herself as “fashion”….so she started going to fashion events, she started doing less shameless shit, less bikini shit…but a ho is a ho is a ho and you can take a ho out of the ho house and put her at the fashion events so that she can close brand deals – and she does – but once girl gets paid..the ho comes back out because that’s who she is at her core – and there’s noting wrong with that because I like girls in see through outfits. They fun. Better than the uptight bitches…and I am all for girls who can troll or polarize their instinct to get naked…

I’ve never done a post on her, but she’s been lurking the social media forever…

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2017

Nov

Courtney Stodden Does Lindsay Lohan Doing Melania Trump of the Day

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Courtney Stodden is wonderful. I guess she’s over having her miscarriage / abortion for the tabloids, and she’s no longer with the celebrity she pretended to be a child bride with, and she’s no longer pushing her porno career that wasn’t very good….but she is showing off her clown tits…and based on the success of IT, we can accept the fact that the general public fucking loves clowns…in all varieties..from pscyho killer, to pedo, to tits…

I am a fan of this angel from heaven…and my one life regret is not going to her Halloween party I was accidentally invited to….it would have changed everything…BUTTERFLY effect shit…but I let us all down…but luckily…her tits bring me back up from that dark place…

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2017

Nov

Christina Milian’s Nipples of the Day

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I don’t care about Christina Milian…or her nipples…but she’s apparently showing her nipples and I don’t even know if I am looking at a nipple or a set of nipples or not…I am just gonna assume that I am…because it makes my day feel like it has more purpose…than when I do posts that don’t involve nipple…not because I think nipples are this sacred thing or that I can jerk off to nipple like I was 12 years old in an era of throat fucking porn…but because I figure looking at a picture of Christina Milian only matters with nipples…and I guess she thinks the same thing…..because that’s why she’s putting out her nipples…

The reality is….who the fuck is Christina Milian anyway, she’s had one hit song…that’s it…..but she’s managed to drag this shit out long time…good hustle.

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2017

Nov

YouTuber Kim Johansson Titties of the Day

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Here’s me trying to stay relevant with a YOUTUBER who is trying to stay relevant…her name is The Real Kim J and she’s got a bunch of followers or subscribers and she talks about shit like losing 30 pounds..that’s about as deep as I got into her programming to really realize I don’t really need to know anything more about her…but that I am willing to post her nudes, even though they terrify me, because I figure young people follower her, and I want young people to follow me to carry the site into the next generation of internet smut….

I am sure someone out there will be into this…her fan or whatever….but I figure if you’re playing off Kim K, being Kim K, do the sex tape…not the nude selfies…dick in low grade women..makes them more interesting.

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2017

Nov

Barbara Palvin’s Topless Ad for Tod’s of the Day

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Tod’s isn’t paying me to post this, but they should be, because it only has 600 views, and I’ll make that shit go viral, and they’re getting that for free, because they they tricked me into posting it, because they turned Barbara Palvin, into some Jack in the Box with her titties out…not that anyone really cares that much about Barbara Palvin, not enough for her tits to go viral….but maybe I’m wrong about her, the big girl from Victoria’s Secret…all Hungarian and clearly Hungry because she got fat after Victoria’s Secret forgot her…even though they used her to protect their brand back in the Miranda Kerr fucking Bieber like a dirty drunk Australian…and who is now…Hungry to make a comeback…topless..good.

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2017

Nov

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Legit of the Day

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Women have an expiration date, so there is no real shock that Jennifer Love Hewitt has expired, especially after close to 15 years of being fat, struggling with her fat, which has probably been more depressing for her fans, that never saw this coming, than it is for her, who probably never saw it coming as she ate her feelings from being in this high pressure world…

BUT I ALWAYS KNEW…

I always know that her skinny frame didn’t make sense for massive tits….but her massive tits made it clear she could gain fat…just in the right places at 18-22….but the second that metabolism kicks in…and Menopause starts approaching…month after month one less egg in her ovary to drop…the rest of your body catches up to your tits…

So here’s some Expired Jennifer Love…with that ass…that’s pretty fucking legit, and not in a good way, more in a so big, it’s real…fucking real…in a world where I prefer fantasy…

Take it in….because it’s not that bad, in a world of fat legs and fat asses some of you, this thickness is hot…and really…it’s not as bad as it could be….but she probably hates herself for it.

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