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2017

23

Oct

Kate Hudson Not Drunk or Fucking All of Hollywood Til They Kill Themselves of the Day

Kate Hudson may be an old as fuck celebrity thanks to her old as fuck mom being the actual celebrity – who had to you know do the whole casting couch, be cute an fun and hireable for the producers of the time – do the whole date important people to be the hot chick in the romantic Comedies of the 60s…only for your mooch daughter to take over for you thanks to you handing it to her – since she’s your daughter and by default you like her…

She may also be a budding entrepreneur with her Yoga line that she’s attached her face to that has gotten pretty big..

But she’ll always be the hollywood rich kid who pretty much fucked everyone famous over the years, leading at least one to attempted suicide…who likes to drink…because life is a party when your life is handed to you….

She’s in some fashion shoot, and I figure why not look at it, because why not…why not anything right…because why not..

At least she’s hotter than her sister Jennifer Hudson…

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2017

23

Oct

Sugar Baby Amber Heard as Aquaman of the Day

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That’s hardly an ass I would get manipulated into marrying…even as a broke ass who lives in a basement apartment that my fat wife pays for with her disability check…so I don’t know what kind of drugs she was feeding Johnny Depp, who could virtually have anyone, especially at that time, to lock in with her and end up breaking down cuz of her, looking like an asshole thanks to her not having any respect for the man who feeds her, or who fed her, or who legitimized her, because women as a whole hate men for being men and that’s partially why this uprising is happening…

I mean, when you’re a gold digger attached to an ego rich dude like Johnny Depp, you should kind of no your role, instead selling the motherfucker out. What a cunt.

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Posted in:Amber Heard|SFW

2017

23

Oct

Chantal Jeffries Brought Out them Tits of the Day

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Chantal Jeffries is a bieber fucker turned instagrammer turned hangs with other instragrammers turned jack up face with the big titties on …big titties that she doesn’t need to tuck into her boxers or even put in a bra because that would defeat the purpose of the see through shirt she’s wearing for the paparazzi…

So whether you know this thick, rapper fucker looking girl or not, you can appreciate them big titties in the see through shirt…

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Posted in:Chantal Jeffries|SFW

2017

23

Oct

J.Lo has the Fat Ass in Leggings of the Day

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I didn’t like J.Lo’s fat ass in the 90s when it entered my life uninvited…and I by default I don’t like J.Lo’s fat ass now….it’s pushing 50 and you can say “damn looks good for 50″…or “I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for losing bladder control cuz she’s old”…or “I don’t mind a little grey pussy hair if her pussy hair wasn’t waxed off thanks to being a trashy escort of a woman”…or “I kinda like that she’d have dentures if she wasn’t rich enough to have veneers”…but it’s still pushing 50 and that in and of itself makes her disgusting…and a reminder of all the old ladies in Yoga pants around the world worth fucking, but who shouldn’t be in yoga pants because they are 50…it’s all so depressing this aging process being delayed for rich people with their good diets, trainers and surgeons…you know..

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Posted in:J.Lo|SFW

2017

23

Oct

Sarah Hyland in Pajamas of the Day

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Sarah Hyland always creeped me out – she looks like malformed, premature baby, maybe on hormones by her parents who sold her to the entertainment industry…who really knows, I just see a 25 year old who looks like an 8 year old in all aspects of her life, and she’s now acting and dressing sluttier…while looking like an 8 year old and I find it wrong…

The dudes who jerk off to Sarah Hyland also creep me out, because she looks like an adult TWEEN, on some Benjamin Button shit….

The outfit Sarah Hyland chose to wear in this IG story selife…creeps me out..for obvious reasons, but the fact that she did it for her creepy fans, who are into it for creepy reasons, is all intentional…and creepy..but I can’t help but post it.

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2017

23

Oct

Maxim Still Exists and They Had a Halloween Party of the Day

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Maxim used to be a big deal and they used to pay me for traffic, back when they were a magazine and I was a website and they didn’t know how to be a website, so they’d buy plugs on sites…I didn’t mind taking their money, but I did always find them pretty fucking lame…

Then the magazine was taken over by their lawyers, when they couldn’t quite figure out how to make all that stupid Maxim Money they were making before print died, and those lawyers would send me legal letters, threats to sue me, to take down all the images of theirs that I had on site because they paid me to post them…so I kind of hate Maxim…

They were sold to some rich kid, they are doing better shoots, they are still doing their parties and Hometown Hottie Next Door shit…they still exist…and they had a Halloween party…and the top notch girls showed up…here are the pics….

Tara Reid was there and she’s perfect….always up for a good party…with a gnarly Cameltoe..

Joanna Krupa was there because Maxim created her many years ago…

Lindsay Pelas and the Big Big tits

Aubrey O’Day is not dead….

and Emily Sears…

Not one single relevant person..like real bottom feeders here – but it happened and I wasn’t invited…a fucking gang of washed up hookers…

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2017

23

Oct

Chanel Westcoast Butt Shot of the Day

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Chanel Westcoast has 3 million followers, but I am going to go out on a limb here and assume that no one gives a fuck about her ass in a thong…for some photoshoot for god knows what – because it’s the instagram generation – everyone has 3 million followers and her MTV career was so flimsy and irrelevant that her fan base doesn’t even know why they follow her, they just rememeber the name when they see it and see that 3 million people are into her and figure “I should be into her too, you know to be current, on trend, with it”…even though none of us know who the fuck she is…and are wondering whether she’s going to release a sex tape or not because girls from the internet are better while having sex on camera- because these girls are all virtual hookers – but where there is a hooker there should be close up penetrations….

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2017

23

Oct

Jessie J Topless of the Day

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Jessie J is the UKs version of Katy Perry / Lady Gaga….who I assume no one really remembers from when she was famous, but who is older and likely wise enough to know it’s time to bring back the terrible fucking music…

You know with some annoying pop tart songs to rape your brain, but that you won’t likely have to listen to, because she’s from the UK and not on USA radio airplay…

I remember her from being a younger popstar who was never wearing pants.. because if you are gonna masturbate to some pop tart…she might as well not be wearing pants….but who just annoyed me…cuz in a world with so many options in pantsless pics…I don’t need it to be accompanied by shitty fucking song…

Well, she’s updated her look, put on some pants and took off the shirt, because it’s the new new…tits are in – leotards not so much…

Posted in:Jessie J

2017

23

Oct

Irina Shayk Bra in Pajamas of the Day

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Irina Shayk may be a soulless, communist Russian babe, but she gets it. She used her Russian chick spy tactics…you know her cold manipulate the cock that can feed you for the rest of your life…and get what you want out of it. She took her communist discipline and applied it to being a hot chick. She aimed high, she knew she could have been mail order or an escort, she knew she could have been a cam girl, but she also know that she was too hot for that and but instead went the find rich and famous people to leverage herself into the mainstream, to find more rich and famous people to knock you up because you are in the mainstream..

It’s a cold war era OLYMPIC gold motherfuckers…and her tit is out in a bra from a few days ago in pics I may have already posted by I just saw them a minute ago and thought I should post them…I always listen to my instinct..

Here’s some sugar baby / model / gold digger / mom of a celeb baby tits in a bra at an event from last week – revisted.

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Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2017

23

Oct

Solveig Mork Hansen, Daisy Lowe & Tali Lennox for Agent Provocateur of the Day

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Agent Provocateur is the lingerie company that was at one time the more expensive and more exclusive – more stylized and interesting – lingerie brand from the son of Vivienne Westwood and the Sex Pistol’s manager Malcolm Mclaren…a couple edgy brits and their kid who had a concept to bring the “allure” of lingerie from the 1920s back to the rich people..

Well, since the internet and social media happened, Agent Provocateur went from Luxury brand to mainstream brand that all the girls who you’d want to see in lingerie, and who take pics of themselves in lingerie, need and want for their instagram photoshoots, so it’s given the now sugar babies with rich boyfriends of the social media realm something to make the rich boyfriends by them for their half naked shoots, something that I can assume sky rocketed the brand’s sales..now that everyone, like drones, want it, need it, crave it, and want to give me things to jerk off to without actually ever meeting…SO KIND of them…

Either way, instagram bullshit helps some business if said business is slut focused and if it is slut focused I support it.

The models in the shoot don’t really matter, but are Solveig Mork Hansen, Daisy Lowe & Tali Lennox….Daisy Lowe is really the only one I know, famous daughter / stepdaughter / raised without a dad only to find out her dad is the guy from Bush and Stepmom that dude Gwen Stefani making her big tits all the more interesting.

Posted in:Agent Provocateur|Daisy Lowe|Solveig Mork Hansen|Tali Lennox