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Caroline Vreeland’s Small Bikini Top of the Day

Eugenie Bouchard’s Marketing Tips of the Day

Helen Flanagan Big Titty Swimsuit Show of the Day

Candice Swanepoel’s in Red of the Day

Em Rat Cow in the Tanning Bed of the Day

2017

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio Backlit Sunset Bikini Shoot of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is some mooch bitch who won’t back the fuck off her career as a lingerie model, even though she’s near 40, to give room for hotter, younger, more eager bitches, because her ego…just won’t allow her to accept she’s old as fuck..

So she works out, she starves herself, she looks great for near 40, but back the fuck off girl…let the hot young girls in…no one needs to see half naked middle aged bitches in half naked action in an era where young hot chicks get naked all the fucking time…

She just can’t take what she got and move on..she’s gotta be all greedy as fuck…the worst.

She also Left the Gym recently…in Gym Clothes…Erotic

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2017

Oct

Jordy Murray for Dead Hefner’s Dead Magazine of the Day

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Hugh Hefner is dead….

So Why not kill his magazine that was dying along with him too..

By doing shoots like this one with someone you’ve never heard of named Jordy Murray

In an attempt to be instagram, but with nudity, same piss color shoot, same who the fuck cares who this chick is, we just care that she’s naked…bullshit…she’snot even really naked….what is this bullshit…I mean besides being bullshit…

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2017

Oct

500 Year Old Brooke Burke’s Bikini Yoga of the Day

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Brooke Burke is a 500 year old skeleton with fake tits, you probably don’t remember her, but she had a minute of fame from being on some show called Wild On, where she bikini partied around the world it what looked like it was a lot of fun, so fun that Tara Reid took her lead and spent a decade doing it….

Brooke Burke was also on dancing with the stars, definitely two very low hanging fruit places to be for a set of fake tits..

But she’s managed to leverage that into whatever the fuck it is that she’s doing, fitness, lifestyle brand, mom of a few kids, a rich husband, weird creepy pervert fans who actually hacked the the site many years ago over a post I did on her…which blew my mind, as does the fact that whenever I do a post on her, her plastic surgery, her tight for an old asian lady fake tit body that reminds me of 1992, people send in hate mail….

I can write horrible things about horrible yet more famous people than her and no one cares, I call this bitch, her mom stomach in shameless bikini yoga paparazzi pics out for being lame and inbox fills up with death threats.

I don’t know why..but maybe she’s an alien and has brainwashed the world…MAYBE…people who like hacking like old ladies in bikinis…

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2017

Oct

Rose McGowan in a Bathing Suit in Malibu of the Day

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Rose McGowan fucking loves attention, you know this, we know this, partially because of all her campaigning she’s been doing the last few years against hollywood now that she doesn’t get cast in movies because she’s old and not the hot piece from the 90s, the only reason she was getting cast in the 90s, great tits in the 90s she once was…

So she’s really championed the Harvey thing, being someone who got a shitty settlement out of him, only to see her career tank, and his continue to flourish, you know take that 100k and forfeit millions but at least you have your integrity and that legacy of being the half naked, exhibitionist celeb from a sex cult….

I don’t think what Weinstein did was good, it’s fucking criminal and dude should be locked up, but it went on for so long because the women it happened to – allowed it and became rich because of it…and it’s easier to turn on a guy once you’ve already made it…and you have that voice..but they participated, took hotel meetings, bought into it thanks to their fame hunger being greater than their self respect…they are victims from one perspective and participants from another..

That said, Rose McGowan, known for her tits in movies, likes the eyes back on her, this is what she’s wanted since virtually disappearing, it’s what fame is about, you get addicted to your self…eyes on you, cameras on you, etc…

So with the new press, the new position as the voice of abused women in Hollywood, she’s gone to the beach for some staged paparazzi bikini pics..because that’s how it’s done people…this is PR…this is “Don’t you wish your girl was hot like me”…a whole “I don’t let power men sexualize me, but I did have a bunch of leaked sex nudes..so freaky fucking that is consensual for her to share for attention is all good…

I like her thinking…fuck the gross fat guy trying to sexualize women, sexualize yourself it’s feminism…

Then do bikini / bathing suit paparazzi pics…for the tabloids to keep talking about you because you like that…it’s feminism…your body…just being the most basic you can be.

I think she’s confused – but her tits are still great…and that’s what matters really..

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2017

Oct

Heather Graham with Some Ass Flash in the Short Shorts of the Day

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Heather Graham is old…she’s not known for her ass…she’s more about her tits…or we’re more about her tits…or I’m more about her tits…because I will admit that roller girl was a hot thing to me back when it happened in 1999 or whenever it was…close to 20 years ago…and she maintained being a hot thing with great tits for a while after that…I just haven’t really thought of her since then…but she pops up here and there…1000 years old ….but today…in her weird onesie outfit…flashing a whole lot of leg on legs I don’t remember noticing…she’s back on the map….mainly because she’s skinny in this fat world…and skinny legs are my porn…who needs tits or really ass…or a face that is youthful and fresh with skinny legs…NOT ME….that’s the answer NOT ME…I don’t need none of that just give me the skinny legs…

This is the hottest thing we’ve seen all year.

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2017

Oct

Mariah Carey Singing at “Exclusive” Fashion Parties of the Day

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There was some Karl Lagerfeld hipster bullshit fashion party – put on by VMagazine or some other scammy bullshit that people buy into because they are rich and bored or looking for legitimacy or trying to be part of something fancy, exclusive, New York…because really all these people are, whether it’s the Hadids, or some small enterprising and dialed in “artist” rich kid, is scamming…like magazines will post this selfie and be like … ‘GIGI AND BELLA FIERCE SELFIE”…or some nonsense and others will be like “OMG did you see the Hadid Selfie OMG”…in a world where the Hadids shouldn’t matter, don’t matter, but people are tricked to think they care…what kind of brain washing is that shit…weird brainwashing really…I blame lazy media.

trying to associate with whatever is cool, whatever the public deem cool, being a part of it like it’s summer camp, and they are the cool and connected kids, living out childhood dreams of being relevant…and finally being relevant…but to who really? The general public? Maybe….I don’t know…but I do know that it’s lame, it doesn’t matter, it’s just noise, but Mariah Carey’s tits were there and they were massive..

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2017

Oct

Barbara Palvin in Panties – NAUGHTY of the Day

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Barbara Palvin is on a mission to reclaim her early in success life…because when she was a fresh 18 year old she was signed to Victoria’s Secret, being positioned as the girl Bieber fucked, when really he was fucking married gold digger Miranda Kerr, and all the while this one, PALVIN, had no idea what was going on because she was Hungarian, plucked out of her small town, cold water flat, and forced to do press, photoshoots, promote panties…

Then she met Stella Maxwell, who moved in, stole her contacts, took her job, leaving this one to fend for herself, still young, but forgotten…

She ended up getting fat, spent a few years figuring it all out, and now..she’s got it…panties…

Panties brought her here, panties will take her where she needs to go, so while she was sexting on the phone in her hotel bed, wearing some panties, her boyfriend said…let me stand above you like a predator, now you look up at me, scared, unsure, but willing….and we will go viral with this shit…the good old fashioned looking down on a half naked chick for instagram pic.

I like it. Slutty, but not straight up and explicit slutty, but slutty none the less.

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2017

Oct

Chinese Perverts the Compilation and Other Videos of the Day

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Art Not Sex Offense – Artist Flashes Pussy in Front of Mona Lisa

Girl Takes a Ride Up the Escalator

Another Chinese Pervert Trying to Rape a Woman with a Kid in the ELevator

Kid Doesn’t stand for the Pledge of Allegiance – Another Kid Kicks Out his Chair Because You Must Do What You Are Told Robot

Raccoon Tries Making Friends with Cat

Dudes in Caracoa Filming while Shooting Out the Window…Because Gangstas

Girls Ripping up the Quran…

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2017

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Don’t you ever wonder if the world would be a better place if the government wasn’t so corrupt, taxation wasn’t so criminal and the pharma industry wasn’t for profit, but rather to cure disease?

Or are you like me and just interested in finding new ways to ask for vagina pics from girls now that every woman is so uptight about dudes being perverts and are on a quest back to the old days of chivalry, something I agree with, except when dealing with girls who expose themselves for personal gain, those girls I don’t think deserve chivalry, but rather to be asked for vagina pics…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…

Madison Beer’s Got Tits
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Barstool Van Talk – an ESPN Show was Cancelled after Two Weeks – Unless this is just a Marketing Campaign – Who Cares
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Triple Neck Bass Solo…
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Cute Dog Video of the Day
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Angry Driver Runs Over Themself
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Angelina Jolie’s Fake Tits Have Nipples
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How Did Halloween Become Commercialized
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Matt Damon Said He Knew Weinstein Sexually Harassed Gyweneth
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The Fake Klay Thompson is so Fake But People Just Want to Believe
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Hollywood Rapist of the Day
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2017

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I spent my afternoon watching a girl in white shorts jogging around a track…in circles…running by me…..away from me and back to me….and she was free bleeding..

I thought it was an injury and I was invested in our relationship based on the boner i was rocking, you know we had sex three or four times in my mind at that point and I was scared I willed the blood…

So I asked her if she was ok, and she said she was free bleeding, and I said “white shorts to free bleed your period, interesting choice”…and she said some shit about me being an man-splainer, not a woman, and I can’t have an opinion of her wearing her period on her to celebrate femininity…so I told her my friend got AIDS from fucking a whore on her period…and that bodily fluids should be kept in our pants not in them..

The world…is nuts…Here are some stepLINKS..

Taylor Swift is Cyborg….
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Rihanna Lets Her Tits Out…
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Gets Struck by Lightning of the Day
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Nicki Minaj Defends Child Rapist Brother
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Kate Bosworth Lookin Hot….
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Jessica Biel in Marie Claire Sount Africa Looking Slutty
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Corinne Olymios Slutty Costume
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Girl Launches a Rocket
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Bella Hadid Big Tits….
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Jasmine Sanders is Some Slut…
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Paris Jackson Singing Like Michael Jackson….
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Cockatoo Riding in Car Barks…
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Faye Dunaway VS Hair Salon…
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John Stamos engaged to 31 Year Old…
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Marisa Papen Tits….
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Dakota Johnson Has the Fat Thighs
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Air Berlin Pilot of the Day
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Hollywood Pervert of the Day
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Silja is the Model…
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Rat Cow Looks like a Cunt
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Guy Lets Mom Try His Bike
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Rita Ora Dressed Crazy
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Zuckerberg is a Robot….
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Mila Kunis is Old and Boring
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Denise Richards is an Old Hag
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Shailene Woodley in Love – Getting Her Ass Grabbed
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Naked UK GLamour Model
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Angry Driver of the Day
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Elizabeth Berkley in Show Girls At an Event
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Baby Meerkats….
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Sofia Richie in a Shiney Dress
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James Packer Says Mariah Carey Was His Low Point….
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Ariel Winter Fat Street Walker in Heels
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Selena Gomez Slutty Outtakes of the Day
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Corey Feldman got Busted
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Natalia Starr…Naked Chick
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How is this Possible?
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Hot Hard Nipples
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Random Tumblr Porn…
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Porn Star Ruins the Whore Sheets
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Masturbation Instruction Video
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Tits at a Party
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Tits in the Library
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SKinny Girl Fucks like a Champ…
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Young Toy in Butt….
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Hot Amateur Slut
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Hot Naked Tits
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Greek SLUTS
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Big Tits Scissoring
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