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2017

23

Oct

Irina Shayk Bra in Pajamas of the Day

Irina Shayk may be a soulless, communist Russian babe, but she gets it. She used her Russian chick spy tactics…you know her cold manipulate the cock that can feed you for the rest of your life…and get what you want out of it. She took her communist discipline and applied it to being a hot chick. She aimed high, she knew she could have been mail order or an escort, she knew she could have been a cam girl, but she also know that she was too hot for that and but instead went the find rich and famous people to leverage herself into the mainstream, to find more rich and famous people to knock you up because you are in the mainstream..

It’s a cold war era OLYMPIC gold motherfuckers…and her tit is out in a bra from a few days ago in pics I may have already posted by I just saw them a minute ago and thought I should post them…I always listen to my instinct..

Here’s some sugar baby / model / gold digger / mom of a celeb baby tits in a bra at an event from last week – revisted.

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2017

23

Oct

Solveig Mork Hansen, Daisy Lowe & Tali Lennox for Agent Provocateur of the Day

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Agent Provocateur is the lingerie company that was at one time the more expensive and more exclusive – more stylized and interesting – lingerie brand from the son of Vivienne Westwood and the Sex Pistol’s manager Malcolm Mclaren…a couple edgy brits and their kid who had a concept to bring the “allure” of lingerie from the 1920s back to the rich people..

Well, since the internet and social media happened, Agent Provocateur went from Luxury brand to mainstream brand that all the girls who you’d want to see in lingerie, and who take pics of themselves in lingerie, need and want for their instagram photoshoots, so it’s given the now sugar babies with rich boyfriends of the social media realm something to make the rich boyfriends by them for their half naked shoots, something that I can assume sky rocketed the brand’s sales..now that everyone, like drones, want it, need it, crave it, and want to give me things to jerk off to without actually ever meeting…SO KIND of them…

Either way, instagram bullshit helps some business if said business is slut focused and if it is slut focused I support it.

The models in the shoot don’t really matter, but are Solveig Mork Hansen, Daisy Lowe & Tali Lennox….Daisy Lowe is really the only one I know, famous daughter / stepdaughter / raised without a dad only to find out her dad is the guy from Bush and Stepmom that dude Gwen Stefani making her big tits all the more interesting.

Posted in:Agent Provocateur|Daisy Lowe|Solveig Mork Hansen|Tali Lennox

2017

23

Oct

Bella Thorne Tranny Bikini of the Day

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Bella Thorne is some identity crisis, really popular or followed on social media for having a skinny / fit body with some rocking tits that she likes to expose, post up, celebrate, be masturbated to….because all kids her age are very into this DIY celebrity….after her mom whored her out to the entertainment world, getting her on Disney and making sure she “matters”…

Now she’s a raver, being the weird EDM party monster that I guess is finally mainstream. I’ve seen these costume wearing weirdos at the parties for pretty much my entire existence…in the 90s it was weird and funny, in the 2000s it was weird and weird, in the 2010s…it’s mainstream and the Disney kids are doing it…

How far we’ve advanced as a people…the mainstream has officially gone from GAP wearing, Top 40 listing, suburbanites and they have become the half retard – E- TARD – raver idiots who will all have mental problems 20 years down the road…but that’s ok because they have mental problems now….

I don’t know about this social media thing, or what it is doing tbut I think it’s gonna stick…because that’s what all these people are into…

Here she is in public with her boyfriend / guy she manages

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

23

Oct

Bella Hadid Nipple on Social Media of the DAy

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I have reported this picture of mangled, jacked up face Bella Hadid the world famous model rich kid who posts her tits on social media becuase it’s the trend, it’s the style, it’s what feminists and empowered women who want the world to see their rockin’ tits do, not for attention or success, but because they are women, shameless women, vapid and egotistical women, narcissistic rich women, who like all eyes on them, and who probably don’t even realize the scam they’ve pulled off, but think they deserve it all…because they are important…

Now, I don’t hate that these bitches post up their tit pics, I like it, but I also had our step_Girls account deleted after years of doing it, because of not showing tit, and that hypocrisy has been my entire life doing this, some sites post tits and get called porn, other post tits and get million dollar deals…born to lose or some shit…while losing..

So I like to see if there is such thing as favortism, while knowing there is such thing as favortism, while being on the non-favorite side of the fence it kind of sucks, while for peoeple like Bella Hadid everyone allows the nipples because they just want her and the other famous sluts using the IG platform for free to keep share prices up…facebook you elitist, non inclusive devil you…

If I was to post this exact pic, that I pulled from her IG, to my IG, I’d be deleted…

HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?!?!

It doesn’t…the world is unfair….

Here are some other pics..

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2017

23

Oct

Japanese Farting Pornstars and Other Videos of theD ay

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Mistress Attack Chick..

Cop Smacks a Chick

Blue Jay and Some Peanuts

Pug in the Store with 5 Pigs

French President Dog Takes a Piss on TV

Fat Albert Gets Dropped

Taken Out by a Car

College Professor Taken Out by Cop

Cop Kills a Dude

Disturbing Video of a Girl Slashing her Wrists on FB – Gets Saved

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

23

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Jerking off onto a pair of panties always feels a bit gay and creepy – especially when you’re the one wearing them in front of the mirror while taking pics – after you bought them at the second hand clothing store and the mystery of the owner of the panties excites you…because you like that True Crime shit and not knowing is half the fun.

I don’t do that, but I met a guy who does, and he showed me at least 40 pics of him in action, and I couldn’t look away, he just kept swiping and I was fascinated anyone would document that shit, I remember jerking off to an ex-girlfriend’s panties once and I never told anyone….yet here I am at a party with a few people forced to watch… and it felt pretty gay and creepy

But the world is genderless, over porned, up, social media egos and weird…

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38 Women Vs Movie Director James Toback
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Zuckerberg is a Robot
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The gayest Half Time Show is About to Happen
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Kara Del Toro – Slutty
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Kristen Stewart – Lesbian Nipples
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Ewan McGregor Cheated on his Wife with Mary Elizabeth Winstead
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Street Cleaner Sends Bike into Hydroplane
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El Chapo Documentary Film Maker – Fucked Sean Penn
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Bella Thorne – Slutty
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Louis Theroux Meets a Pimp
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

20

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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It is the weekend and I decided to get an early start to my wild life…so I snuck into Costco for all the free samples…and saw multiple moms standing in line for carrot cake samples, like it was the fucking coming of christ, all while wearing leggings jacked up their asses…and it wasn’t that magical…but better than staring at my wife and fantasizing ways to pop her like the air mattress we sleep on….but I did try a new garlic pickle that was alright…Living the fucking dream….

To think people are doing photoshoots, traveling, making money…when they could be sneaking into Costco living the dream…..

They got it all wrong…Here are some stepLINKS…

Katy Perry Concert Fail
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Sluts in a Bikini Photoshoot
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Lara Flynn Boyle Porn – Looks Like Weinstein Made her a sex Doll
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Kim and Kanye get Robbed not Murdered – So Nothing to Report HERe
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Rat Cow is a Whore with a Jacked Up Face at an Event
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The Voice Winner Sings Smells Like Teen Spirit in a Dumb Way
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Jim Carrey’s Netflix Doc on Him Playing Andy Kaufmann…Interesting
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Elle Bamber is some Redheaded Chick…
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Popstar You’ve Never Heard Of in a See through
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Four Pigs and a Pug
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Lion Plays Fetch
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Cop Reunites with Guy he Saved from Suicide – 10 Years Later
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Chanel Iman is a Model with a Jacked Up Face
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Braless Chick of the Day
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Burger King does a Bullying Social Experiment – Weird
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The Punisher on Netflix
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Karlie Kloss Tall….
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David Blaine on Being a Rapist
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Dude Saves an Iguana 4 Miles Off Shore
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Malin Akerman Tits
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Billy Corgan Sees Dead People
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Pixie Lott – Slutty
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Weinstein Not an Effective Importer of Africans
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Kourtney Kardashian Disgusting in a Tight Dress
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Melanie Griffith’s Seizures Stopped
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Dianna Agron Slut in a Photoshoot
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Jessica Simpson – PIG TAIL PORN
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Porn Ass Doubles as Drum…
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Office Slut
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Hot Slutty Amateur Chick
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Drunk Girl Dick in Mouth
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Spanked
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A Girl Exploring the Snatch
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Cheesy Dated Nude Shoot
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Gold Toy in Pussy
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Intense / Terrifying Naked Chick
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Naked at the Massage Table
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

20

Oct

Top 20 SFW Cam Girl Clips of the Week

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Every week we put together this amazing, inspiring, entertaining, comical, lovely video piece featuring our friends from the Cam world doing things that aren’t traditionally associated with what they do…you know masturbating for perverts…because they are SFW…..

I’ve been watching Cam Sites forever and realized the best part of the cam girl show is not the hardcore part, it’s the build up, the personality, the performances to get people in to want to watch the hardcore part…

Some girls don’t even get naked on cam, and people just watch them, because they are that compelling in their act, or the dudes are just exhibitionists..

Either way, behind every climax to any story…is the build up….and this is how these amazing babes build it up….not everything is graphic and out there…some things are fun, playful and a good time.

That said, you can see all these babes naked and fucking themselves if you CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|stepTV|Videos

2017

20

Oct

Tara Reid’s Panties of the DAy

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I think it’s safe to say that the highlight of all of our lives – is this picture of zombie Tara Reid’s panties…because Tara Reid is the living dead who was once the hot chick in movies…but years of partying and a set of Wonky tits later, this is what we’re left with…some crackhead looking legs…all starved and perfect to this pervert…she is everything and more…the perfect Halloween decoration to throw cigarette butts at the kids trying to use you for candies…

Posted in:SFW|Tara Reid

2017

20

Oct

Natalie Portman Mom Playing Tennis Badly of the Day

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Natalie Portman has a mom of two tit – and it’s hanging out of her shirt while playing tennis, a fetish of mine, my favorite sport, but with tits….being all fancy and white like a good Jewish girl to make the other Jewish girls seem far less hot or interesting to the Jewish men who have to marry them to keep the faith alive….and I guess to the Star Wars nerds who don’t need to be Jewish to appreciate some Natalie Portman..because she was in their creepy virgin world via their religion of their own….Star Wars….

She must be in her 40s by now….with tits spilling all over the place…but they still matter to me…because she’s hot…and because she makes other Jewish girls feel insecure about themselves by setting the bar as something they will never be…I’m talking to you Jewish girl at the grocery store who was a fucking troll bitch rude to the workers because your dad spoiled you and you don’t realize you’re a fucking bratty, entitled monster….that’s about all I have to say about that…oh and that I never saw Black Swan so I don’t know what her

She’s Not Nearly as Hot as she once was…she looks like a midget…

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Posted in:Natalie Portman|SFW