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2017

20

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

“just me cumming or you making me cum”

Is the worst text message to send your female accountant when you’ve just hired him to get you out of an audit because you don’t understand or believe in taxation, yet the government does..

It’s a friendly hey, welcome to the wonderment of perverted drunkenstepfather.com….a joyous place for one and all…now send nudes..cuz there must be a vagina under that accounting pantsuit…

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New Sex Offender of the Day
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Lena Dunham – Every Guy is a Sex offender – Except her Friend – Who is a Sex Offender
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Demi Lovato Thick Ass…
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Rifle Inspection with Close Up Audio
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People Watch Birth for the First TIme
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Jeremy Piven Passed Lie Detector
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Top 20 Cam Girl Clips of the Week
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Vape of the Day
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Gal Gadot in GQ….
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Hailey Baldwin Crop Top at the Airport…
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Best Car Chases of 00s….
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Russian Repairs Wrecked BMW 7 Series
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Ruby Rose Hates Haters…
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Selena Gomez – AMA Rehearsals
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101 Facts About Justice League
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Scientific Study into Freedie Mercury’s Voice…
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Christina Aguilera Singing….
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Hot Babe of the Day
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Black Guys Like Barbara Palvin
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Daughter / Mom and Grandma Smoke Pot Together
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Life in the Northernmost City
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Selena Gomez Panty Flash…
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Charles Manson Dead…
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Margot Robbie Sucks….
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Skinny Romee Strijid
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Big Asian Tits….
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Hot Amateur Slut of the Day
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Monster Titty and the Pussy Rub
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Daughter Tricked into Fisting her Mom
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Girl with the Small Tits on
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Stick Your Dick in Crazy…
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Kim K in a Tub….
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The Caught Coompilatio
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Hot Booty at Gym..
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SLUTTY CAM GIRLS
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Nina Dobrev Aggressive Cameltoe…
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2017

20

Nov

Ariel Winter New Face of the Day

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Ariel Winter has a new face….which is a good thing because she wasn’t cute..she was disgusting looking..

Now all she needs is a neck…

Do they do neck transplants?

I know you’re too busy looking at her cleavage…

Which is just tactics for her to have you not notice that she doesn’t have a fucking neck…

Or maybe it’s tactics to distract from her belly…

Either way…tactics….everyone is fascinated by because she got a breast reduction that was more of a breast life…something she’s now applying to her face…because as the HADIDs have taught us, you can buy a porno look that you can market…THANKS HADIDS…and the face injections you rode in on…

Maybe it’s just make-up, but i think it’s just a jacked up face…

Big young sloppy re-built tits though…

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2017

20

Nov

Daria Werbowy Naked Model of the DAy

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This is fashion and art – this is not porno – so you are not allowed to jerk off to it…not that you would jerk off to some picture of some model naked – in an era of everyday girls sending you pussy pics all day – hoping you don’t sexualize them while asking you to sexualize them – knowing you are sexualizing them – because you’re a man and hormonally programmed to want to fuck – they have studies on men and how many times they think about sex in a day – it’s science people…ScIENCE….men aren’t rapists, it’s no excuse to rape or sexually assault, but dammit let us jerk off to your pussy pics – it’s all we know….and all we want….

That said, she’s a famous model, probably pretty old…and naked…but not for you to jerk off to …but for art…this is art. Whatever the fuck that means.

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2017

20

Nov

Rita Ora’s Shitty Toplessness of the Day

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Rita Ora is on a world tour…because apparently she makes music and is trying to get a pop career since Jay Z dropped her from his label….not that anyone noticed her when she was on the label..and not that anyone, at least in North America give a fuck about her or her music, most people just have no fucking idea who she is…beyond dating a Kardashian and Calvin Harris in some strategic attempts to go mainstream…but she doesn’t need America, she’s internation, her face on every street corner in Portugal thanks to the campaign she did with a panty company, and now she’s in Australia posting topless pics…because above all…her toplessness or tits in general are the single reason she happened…because as we all know…TITS GET HITS…even bootleg Rihanna’s Tits.

BUT WHERE ARE THE NIPPLES>

She posted a video of nonsense also…so I’ll post it too..

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2017

20

Nov

Megan Fox for Esquire Greece of the Day

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Megan Fox is reaching for the stars….and by reaching – I mean really fucking reaching and grabbing for anything with even a remote level of relevance to in turn bring her back to a place of relevance – because she was the hot chick in movies many years ago….and besides being in Transformers, I don’t even remember any movies she did, because she’s just that important of an actress, her impact in the hollywood industry felt deep within the core of the industry…she is more than just a plastic surgery ridden mom of 4 trying to keep hot…and doing any magazine that will do her…much like a 45 year old divorcee sitting alone at the hotel bar just hoping the a dick walks in and falls into her….so that she doesn’t feel so fucking busted up and broken down…even though she is…

This isn’t magical..but it happened.

Esquire Greece? Where’s the olive oil lubed anal my greek co-worker at the factory once told me about having with the obese receptionist…WHERE IS IT…

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2017

20

Nov

Kate Upton Has Cleavage of the Day

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Baseball wife Kate Upton was at some event with her big tits out – because those big tits are the only reason she’s a baseball wife..

I mean if you really wanted to dig into why she’s a baseball wife…you’d have to start with her grandfather or great grandfather who started Whirlpool appliances….you know WHIRLPOOL APPLIANCES…back in the 1920s when washing machines first started entering EVERY SINGLE HOUSEHOLD…

Then a few generations of rich kids later, they produced this big titty creature, who at 17 was just tits, so they figured throw her into modeling, Sports Illustrated swim, give the family a second shot at mainstream success..

Then she got fat, but SI kept using her, because their Analytics said she sold magazines….put her on the cover, men like big sloppy tits….and eventually..because marketined as this “hot” chick..who I don’t think is hot…but perfect for her Baseball Husband…

My favorite memory of her is when the baseball husband’s phone was hacked and nudes of him, her, and all kinds of other groupies were leaked…Brilliant…but she stuck through and now gets to look like a 40 year old being racy thanks to her pilates addiction for the company Christmas party…this looks like…

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2017

20

Nov

Hilary Duff Thick Like a Thanksgiving Stuffing of the Day

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It’s thanksgiving week, so I figure I’ll just reference or compare every slutty girl you perverts jerk off to a thanksgiving treat..

Since my wife is fat as fuck, I don’t really get a chance to see what a typical thanksgiving meal looks like…she eats it all before I sit down…

So I don’t know if thanksgiving stuffing is the thickest, maybe I should have gone with Turkey Gravy, or Cranberry Sauce, or even the Mashed Potatoes, maybe I should focus on the pumpkin pie filling….but ultimately, you get what I’m saying and that is that this 30 year old mom, who perverts have watched grow up since she was 15 and skinny, all strong looking on some HULK about to burst through her pants shit….is THICK…and we like it.

I don’t know why we like it..

But we like it.

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2017

20

Nov

Courtney Stodden Topless for the Holidays of the Day

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This Thanksgiving, my biggest life regret that I give thanks for, because without life regrets I would be able to harbour the anger that is in my core to lash out on these low level fame whores, and really top level fame whores, all fame whoring while marketing people promote them, for middle american retards to buy into them…..

So that biggest life regret was not going to Courtney Stodden’s 2013 Halloween party. It still hurts me at my core, because she’s so fucking wonderful…

A 30 year old stripper, who positioned herself as a 16 year old child bride, and the tabloids fucking loved her, loved her story, and no one bothered getting the birth certificate….

4 years later, interest is lost, even after she got clown sized tits, so she’s gone into porn, she’s gone into masturbation videos, cam shows, and apparently TWITCH…the gaming / streaming service owned by Microsoft….to show off those monster clown tits – and it’s wonderful…a wonderful life…an Christmas spirit in some kind of miracle….a trashy, porn chick from yesteryear in a marketed as “young-ish” personality…so weird….but I think a religious experience on some level…

THere’s a video:

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2017

20

Nov

Sarah Hyland Rolling Her Face Out of the Day

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Sarah Hyland and her weird exhibitionism has led to videos of her posting her hygiene regiments, like rolling out her weird fucking face with a roller that is I guess supposed to take away the muppet like swelling caused by her parents having her on growth suppressant hormones when she was a kid and they were trying to make her famous…

I don’t know why she wants to share this with the world, but fame has this weird effect that makes you think you’re important and that people care to see weird hygiene practices…and social media makes it too easy to connect with your fans, who are mainly perverts, who fetishize about this shit…like experiencing a girl they’ve seen grow up weirdly on TV…doing things in her bathroom.

I prefer my exhibitionism to involve dick in pussy..or pussy on pussy…really anything with pussy…if you’re gonna put yourself out there…you might as well really put yourself out there…

I mean shitting and pissing would work too…

But rolling out your doughy face like you’re making cookies with it…that’s just boring exhibitionism. Step It Up.But in the mean time, it’s a very weird social experiment.

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2017

20

Nov

Selena Gomez and the AMAs of the Day

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Midget Selena Gomez had her new Kidney she harvested off a groupie in exchange for room and board and the right to have her kidney in Selena gomez, and it dripped down her leg and all over her knees in some weird performance she did at the American Music awards – that the media are trained to be excited about, it’s a comeback story of some rich brat, with a terminal autoimmune disease, who runs in and out of rehab, while jacking up her face and tits, trying to figure out just how to turn her midget body into hot…and the public like it, it’s brain washing shit, I know ultimately, the public doesn’t give a fuck about her or anything she does…they are just told to care…

This was part of the AMAs or the American Music Awards, created by robot Dick Clarke who probably diddled more than just Ryan Seacrest when he was alive, or before being turned into Ryan Seacrest host body….

The AMAs are the worst award shows, while all award shows are the worst, these are straight up the fucking worst…so bad that I was given tickets to the shit once…no joke…just filling up seats hoping someone would care..

The fact they still happen is hilarious, but something just won’t die…and I guess their angle is hope for social media content, hope the most followed girl Selena shows up in a night gown covered in blood.

Garbage, but anything to celebrate these assholes is what matters…

Selena Gomez Blonde who cares, Selena Gomez succumbs to her disease…hell yes.

I’m tired of all these entitled mainstream assholes getting paid while thinking and acting important…

If I want to see a dramatic stripper performance, I’ll got to the damn strip club…

She was in leather on the red carpet…