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2017

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Some rub and tug peddler told me to follow him to get t the wettest and messiest massage in town…that I wouldn’t leave unfulfilled…that everyone is a happy customer in the end…which I interpreted as happy ending without saying it outright..but it was weird…firstly because he was a dude just standing on the street midday…selling rub and tugs…with no women around him…or no parlour to get said massage in…and realized that he was the one giving the massages in the back alley…because that’s how addicts work…I appreciated his effort, his entrepreneurship, but I figure he should invest into his busienss a little and recruit some teen runaway or lease a space or something…I don’t know much about rub and tgs, I don’t fuck with them, but dude didn’t even have a massage bed…I can’t imagine it being much of a massage at all..just a homeless man handjob…and the real question is what the hell inspired him to offer me one? Do I look like I’m into homeless man handjobs…or was he offering them to everyone…I don’t know…

I just know I have pimping of my own to coordinate, I fell in love with 20 something year old skinny girl with natural tits at the strip club…long legs, perfect body, and she spread her asshole for some random dude who asked her…and he didn’t even give her money…pretty much perfect to recruit into social media nude modeling….make a big titty influencer out of her…do like Celine Dion’s dead husband pre-dead and manager her, I want to make her my earner…or really find anyone to be my earner….this blogging shit is depressing.

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2017

Sep

Maggie Gyllenhaal’s Blowjob Scene in The Deuce of the Day

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Maggie Gyllenhaal terrifies me…Maggie Gyllenhaal terrifies me…

But I figure, any actress, hot or not, who takes on the slutty roles to show just how committed they are to their “art” in a world where she would have never made it based on looks alone, but luckily, she was raised within the industry and movies need “average” looking girls….is worth looking at with a dick, real or prosthetic…in her mouth for the craft….

She’s edgy, risque, wild and crazy…a mom…with mom tits…with a kid who will see this scene of not actual porn…ART…with porn elements because everyone’s got a short attention span and are trying to figure it all out…right…RIGHT>.

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2017

Sep

Miranda Kerr Butt Shot of the Day

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The wind, mother nature, is my friend, maybe because I don’t own a house in Florida because I am a broke fuck, but rather I just am witness to countless times the wind has blown a dress on a bitch up – exposing her soul to me – making me think their may be a god….with a good pervert sense of humor…the kind of guy who hides in closets and watches fucks, the kind of guy who witnesses all the showers across the land over and every woman who takes them….

That said, the WIND took on Miranda Kerr like it was some kind of billionaire, because she likes billionaires…shes’ that kind of hooker..

I wonder if shitting on Miranda Kerr, not like a billionaire shitting on her cuz he knows he owns her, but making fun of her because she’s so obvious in her sugar babying…will get me banned or compromised on Snapchat…

I am thinking, definitely…little angry billionaire nerd…just fucking doing as much damage as he fucking can…to prevent me from calling his girl a hooker, even though she’s been one for decades before he even knew who she was because he was 11.

Nerds hate being teased or being reminded your ex model wife is only with you for the money.

Well, she’s got a system in place…and I call it the Miranda Kerr Billionaire Wife Program…and these are the steps…..I’ve posted them before….

1 – Do local shitty modeling and get to an event an A-Lister will be at. Get pregnant by A-Lister and pressure him to marry you.

2- Use celebrity of being married to A-Lister to get you a contract with an evil billion dollar brand. It makes you credible, valuable, increases your stock price.

3- Get out of your relationship with some has been actor who is probably gay, you already got the press for that and the best way to do that is by fucking Bieber…he’s popular..

4- Get fired from your million dollar contract with a lingerie company for fucking Bieber, because the billionaires you are trying to bed won’t want to pay your rent when they know you are out of work…but that you were once employed…by a high profile brand….you know to help you get back on your feet…they just like that you had work and that you’re in a place of desperation that requires their help…

5- Pull in some sporadic campaigns, so that she doesn’t seen like a full mooch….do some media, get some red carpet pics, you know seem like an active member int he model world…because these billionaires want models, they don’t want girls who once modeled…that makes them feel irrelvant and buying last year’s model..

6- Fuck 3 Billionaires in a row, have 2 fight over you, because once you go BILLIONAIRE you never go back….

7- Choose the most current one, with the most potential of getting her jobs….

8- MARRY HIM….

9- Do magazines in your panties to keep him horny for you, not that you care, but you have a pre-nup to ride out, probably 5 years of marriage, you gotta keep things locked in so you cash out..

Now we’ll add step 9…pay GOD to blow your skirt up for the paparazzi…

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2017

Sep

Sofia Vergara Big Tits at the Emmys of the Day

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I guess the Emmy Awards happened – and I didn’t know because I don’t watch TV, I don’t think anyone watches TV, but the people on TV still get paid heave, as they perpetuate their lie, by giving them awards for nonsense that doesn’t matter….it’s not even entertaining…the only people watching TV or rocking Cable TV are old people or trailer park dwellers on disability…it’s like let’s award these idiots on this dying technology in an award show on the dying technology…because people are that into celeb bullshit…they don’t just wait for the highlight reel on social media like normal people…

I guess the only thing that matters on TV – is the sluts from Modern Family because they get social media marketing / slutting….It’s a show that I am sure is horrible, but that everyone seems to watch on the plane along with Big Bang Theory…because the world are mindless retard drones who make these peopel famous…

So here are Sofia Vergara’s den mother massive tits in a tight dress, being all old, but still busty, because those tits made her and they’ll stick with her for as long as she can keep milking them…it’s a Hispanic thing….dressed like some slutty drug lords wife at their daughter’s first communion….classy.

Ariel Winter, her TV spawn who learned how things are done was also there….

I think you can see her nipples..

I prefer her in her latex dress, squeezing it all in..

Or Sarah Hyland getting ready for the Emmy’s in her expensive rich girl kitchen…ALL THEM FACE INJECTIONS – LOOKS LIKE A CLOWN – but the bathing suit’s alright..

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2017

Sep

Jennifer Aniston Old Lady Erotica of the Day

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Old Lady Jennifer Aniston proves that it may be too late to have kids due to menopause and her egotistical narcissism in her younger years forcing her to push off pregnancy to be the “hot chick” who isn’t even that hot….but who I guess demanded dudes she fucked to finish in her ass – GREEK or maybe dudes didn’t want to make babies with her because she’s a maniac….crazy rich weirdo who has the world validating her importance and celebrity….it’s all our fault she is a terrible person no one sticks with because she sucks..

But it’s never too late to show off you tits, to get attention with your tits, to matter because of your tits, because we love tits…

I mean it doesn’t matter now, but in the 90s when she was on friends, and constantly hard nippled, that was fucking edgy, pushing it, didn’t happen on TV, and I am sure many dudes jerked off to it, I’m sure it’s part of why the show got viewers, because we love tits…

Here she is in a magazine…

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2017

Sep

Rita Ora In a Bra for Social Media of the Day

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For those of you who have heard of Rita Ora but have no idea who the bitch is or what she does because she’s famous enough to be on TV, in the tabloids, in the paparazzi, and the only thing we really know of her is that she got signed to replace Rihanna as a back up plan for the label, but never replaced Rihanna but tried to….only to end up in underwear campaigns showing off the tits that made her…

Well, she’s the vocals on a new Avicii track….so I guess she does matter…like all other hooks on EDM tracks before her….you know every popstar in training’s dream…I mean when she’s not modeling lingerie…for money, or attention, or both..

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2017

Sep

Caroline Vreeland Tight See Through Outfit for London Fashion Week of the Day

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Caroline Vreeland has been trying to get famous on social media for a long fucking time, I mean I’m talking 6 or 7 years that I’ve been following her, I mean barely following her, but one of her followers, I couldn’t tell you the last time she popped up in my feed or I watched her story, because I find her annoying, but I’ve still known of her…and seen her tactics…trying to be a pop star, never being a popstar, turned instagram girl with MASSIVE tits she has no problem showing off, who found some niche in fashion because of distant relative of hers was big in the industry so she gets the invites, mooching off other social media girls, literally sidekicking them like a groupie or personal assistant, attending ALL the events with them, but NEVER making it on her own…

Forcing her to show up to events in a mesh tight outfit, squeezing her weird body all together, massive tits, cuz she has massive tits, massive tits that don’t excite people like other massive tits other girls have used to be relevant, and still no one cares about her….but at least she has fun…

She’s not that hot, not that ugly, face looks crooked like someone stepped on her face when she was a baby and but the tits are alright.

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2017

Sep

Sofia Resing See Through at an Event of the Day

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Her name Sofia Resing, she’s a “Brazilian Model”..with a fantastic fucking body…who is represented by
Women 360 New York, Women Milan, Major Paris, Storm London, Uno Spain, Modellink Sweden, Ford Miami, Way Sampa, 40 Graus Rio, Vision Cape Town, …

Lots of agencies for a woman I’ve never heard of…

Which is the most extensive list of modeling agencies I’ve ever seen an instagram model rock, but instagram models like vegans love listing these agencies, even key major agencies, that don’t actually make them any money, but that sign them in hope they go viral because they have more than 10,000 followers and they know they can run campaigns through them…simple..

But she matters to me – because she hangs out in see through dresses…

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2017

Sep

India Westbrooks Nipples of the Day

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India Westbrooks has 3.2 Million followers on social media, yet I’ve never found her. From my googling, which was really flimsy googling, I found out that she was a “socialite”…and with a name like Westbrooks she must be some kind of royalty, only after looking at some of her pics, I would have to say, she’s probably more the kind of girl who fucks and gets knocked up by pro athletes…and her name is just a stripper stage name…

But that doesn’t mean she doesn’t party, have a good time, or look good in her topless pics she posts for her 3.2 million followers…knowing that that is why they are there…

I guess the world or America likes…trashy girls, from Kardashians to this…there’s always hope for stripper looking porn trash to make it…

I wonder what she smells like….

I want to smell her …

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2017

Sep

Lindsay Lohan Singing Happy Birthday Erotica of the Day

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In an era of Bella Thornes who rode Lohan’s dick so hard, she basically became the next generations more fun, hotter bodied, less freckled version of Lohan, from Disney to relevant erotica / softcore porn, who luckily gets the advantage of social media to stay relevant….

I think it’s important to remember where our redhead disney kid fetish started….with Lohan…the redhead who made my fear of redheads disappear and replace it with a redhead obsession…yet I still haven’t had sex with a redhead…I guess I still fear the orange pubic hair I saw in high school and gagged from the contrast against very pink pussy lips…

A fetish that got me talking to a reheaded stripper in a weird leotard, all skinny and hot from a distance last night, her name “Amber”…who with her brown teeth went on to tell me how she used to be a waitress and how tipping a dollar a drink in a strip club is actually too cheap…and broke it down to why….thanks Amber…

I didn’t get a lap dance with her, even though she wanted one, girl has bills to pay…but I did get fucking annoyed because she wouldn’t shut up, and because she thought her tattoo that read “double trouble” was clever…FRENCH people….

She did remind me of Lohan, the dream…the dream singing happy birthday to her mom in some creepy video I felt compelled to post…because I guess we should all celebrate Dina Lohan for creating our queen and destroying her in the process…LOhan the delusional ex celebrity always a celebrity!

THANSK DINA…

Here’s some Bella Thorne in her Slutty Rave gear….because she’s a raver….

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