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2023

30

Aug

Sienna Miller is Pregnant in a Bikini of the Day

I forgot that Sienna Miller existed, which is unfortunate, because I’ve always thought she was one of the few hot actresses out there. If you go back through the site archives, which you probably won’t, you’ll likely see me praising her hotness since the start of the site when she was just a 22 year old…..maybe it was that they used her as the naked chick in movies, back when being a naked chick in movies mattered, or maybe she was actually hot….

She’s now 41 years old, which is only depressing because it means I’ve been doing the same thing for 19 years with no real progress, maybe it’s time to throw in the towel and do something with my life….but before I do that, I still think Sienna Miller’s lookin’ hot, even when in a too old to be pregnant geriatric pregnancy shoot in a bikini for the paparazzi…..

I am definitely not the kind of dude who says a pregnant chick is glowing, hot, or something I want to fuck, even when it’s not carrying my baby and I like the comedic nature of fucking someone else’s pregnant whore…

I do see that people who are now so lonely and disconnected and not accustomed to the idea of breeding because they just jerk off alone in their miserable condos, sexualizing and loving the pregnant woman. I see women who sell nudes to incels monetizing their pregnant nudes, so there’s a whole creepy market for this shit….

So appreciating a pregnant at 41 like some king of freak, Sienna Miller, with her hormonal and milk filled baby making titties at 41 years old is probably the least weird thing to jerk off to in this internet of things!

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2023

30

Aug

Meg Thee Stallion Posts Slutty Pics of the Day

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The funny thing about being a pervert blogger for 20 years, is that I’ve seen the evolution of pervert blogging become mainstream, so while I paved the way in posting clickbait of celebrities and random whores, I got flagged a porn site and missed out on potentially making millions, and now sites like FB, Instagram, Twitter X, SNAP, People Magazine, TMZ, Daily Mail and whoever the fuck else, can post the slutty content and still make millions off of it…because I saw these pics and had to google who Meg the Stallion was, only to see all the sites reposted her titty content because it is apparently her first post since she got some rapper named Tory Lanez sentenced for shooting her in the foot, in some argument, that I’ll assume was some satanic ritual, like when Chris Brown allegedly beat up Rihanna, but still got to keep working, while she got to level up her fame.

Anyway, slutty content is mainstream and marketable, just not when posted on a site called DrunkenStepfather 12 hours after the mainstream fucks like People Magazine posted it…life as a failed loser continues and it remains pretty hilarious…

Posted in:Meg Thee Stallion

2023

30

Aug

Slutty Yoga Stretch and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Doing Fitness

Wood Chopping Tits

Dude Tricks a Hot Chick

For the Scoliosis Bitches

Dude Cheers Up Angry Chick with a Song

Weird but Hot Jump Rope Dance Bitches

Is this a Clean and Jerk?

Posted in:Videos

2023

30

Aug

Lily James Bikini of the Day

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Lily James is seductively eating watermelon because she knows that it is nature’s viagra and she’s trying to get some blood flow to her dead and beaten down vagina….at leas that’s my assumption, maybe she just likes the fruity melon goodness while laying out by the beach.

I only know Lily James as the person who played Pam Anderson, rocking some giant prosthetic tits, and she was far more seductive as a bootleg version of a young Pam, who in hindsight was pretty bootleg at the time, even though the 90s loved her.

As a moderate breasted brunette in her bikini, she’s boring, but boring in bikini is less boring than standard boring…

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2023

30

Aug

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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No Fatties Allowed, even in this era of body positivity and inclusivity, because this shit is exclusively weird, even if it is normalized…..

Not all women need to be sexualized, it’s OK to let the hotties be sexualized and let the fatties be the things we stick our dicks in becuase we’re not appealing enough to get the hotties, you know, the way nature intended…

However, if they are going to get naked and sexualize themselves for the lonely, the sad, the weak and the kind souls who aren’t into bullying, the rest of us should point and laugh before jerking off to them to see if we can handle the challenge…you know to switch things up a little….ALL while knowing the place the fatties belong and not just because we lay next to them and fear our life while hating our life….but that’s part of the reason…

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Posted in:Fatty

2023

29

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I live a boring life as an anti-hero, who doesn’t really go on misadventures, but who does go to the grocery store and the occasional coffee shop, where I. try to find baristas who look like hot european models, all skinny and in tight clothing, despite the population of baristas being genderless lesbian freaks with blue hair, ruining the whole coffee experience…..

I also go to the grocery store, where I see hot moms in their tight outfits, which is a concept I didn’t really believe I’d ever give into, hot moms, as if, get out of here with that breeder cunt….but I have succumbed to the hot mom movement and today, a hot mom with fake tits in a tight white shirt was in the dairy section, the nipples so pokie the shirt made sheer from the stretch and despite hating tits, I realized a valuable lesson.

That fake tits in real life are more real than real tits in internet life – that’s my steplinks post -an uplifting moral of the story, like a children’s fable for loser dudes who still log onto titty blogs even though they are redundant as fuck…..

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Don’t Poke A Lion
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Surfer Anastasia Ashley Washes Up On Shore for Celsius!
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House Owner Shoots At Would-Be Burglars Through His Door
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Alexis Ren’s Sunset Moment!
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Hannah Traore’s Golden Boobs!
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Look Out Paige Spiranac – There’s a New Hot Golfer in Town!
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20 Pictures That Prove Relationships Between Cats and Dogs Can be Complicated
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Grace Charis Goes Wake Surfing!
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Karla Bottcher and Raquel Correa in Killer Book Club (2023)
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Malu Trevejo’s Poolside Temptation: Braless Boobs and Pierced Nipples Take Center Stage!
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Man Eats Loudly In A Library To See The Reactions Of People
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Elton John hospitalized after falling
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“Quiet Quitting” on the Job is Just Conditioning Yourself to Fail
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Natalie Roser Avoids Tan Lines by Going Topless!
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Hilarious Wet Fart Prank In New York City!
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Sean O’Malley Cheats on His Wife Because He Pays for Everything!
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RC Car Burnouts Crazy Enough To Make You Say Wow
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Kendall Jenner Gets Hailey Bieber Drunk!
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Very Satisfying Suspension Test Of Cars In BeamNG Drive
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Tefi Pessoa See Through to Nipples at Power of Young Hollywood!
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MMA Fighter Valentina Vackova is on Vacation!
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Orange You glad to See Iskra Lawrence!
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Man Wins The 20kg Gold Block Challenge In Dubai
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50+ Girls In Lingerie
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Blake Lively Rocks Red-Hot Bikini For Betty Buzz Campaign
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Man Injects Chemical Under Neighbour’s Door, Gets Arrested
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Tom Brady’s Girl Irina Shayk Hits the Tennis Court in Heels!
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Everything coming to TV and streaming in September
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Massive Dam Gets Opened After Many Years
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Kid Driving A Forklift.. Whoops
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Jewel Staite Nipple Pokies During a Live Stream!
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Colorado Cop Swiftly Shoots Woman Who Pulled A Gun During Traffic Stop
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Genie Bouchard Gets Dressed Up!
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30+ Sexy Braless Girls
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Supermoto Bike Goes At Insane Speed On A Track
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What Is It Like To Become Poor After Being Wealthy?
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Farmer Shoots Manure At Activists
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From the Forum

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Bella Poarch – TikTok beyotch at Streamy Awards in Los Angeles
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Gigi Hadid – Seen at Nobu in Malibu
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Imogen Poots – Filming For Life in London
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Hailey Baldwin Bieber – Panty upskirts out in Manhattan
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Ashley Benson – Night out with Brandon Davis at Giorgio Baldi in Santa Monica
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Olivia Dunne – American Eagle Jeans
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Camila Morrone – Interview Magazine
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Imogen Poots – Filming For Life in London
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Bruna Marquezine – Flaunt Magazine
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Shay Mitchell – Leaving All Time in Los Feliz
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Kara Del Toro – Catch Steak Restaurant in Los Angeles
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Angelina Jolie – Leaves Her Hotel in NYC
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From stepSMUT!!

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Kitchen Quickie (GIF)
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Angie Faith Strips to Put On Sexy Underwear!
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Baby Nicols Trying on Some Clothes
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Taco Tuesdays
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Creepy Fingering Zombie Movie
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Kitchen Quickie (GIF)
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Stacked and More Socially Awkward 18-year-old
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Casting Couch HD with Amirah
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Lissa Mendez Naked at the Beach!
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Masturbating in a Dress!
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Promiscuous Reflections
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Playing With Gabbie (GIF)
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She got every single drop of cum
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Gigi Sweets and Her 34DDD-Cup Boobs!
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Gorgeous girl with freckles and big perfect boobs hanging out naked
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Amateur Flesh: Cryspy Kris
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Come onnn Titty! (GIF)
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Towel Out for a Squirt!
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Sofia Jamora Thick at Tulum Beach!
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Lindsey Pelas in Mesh Lingerie!
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Chanel Renee Nude – OnlyFans Leak
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Instagram babe Hailey in nude and sex videos (14 videos – bonus pics)
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Horny redhead doesn’t shy away from a rimjob and a hot creampie
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The Hottest Margot Robbie Nude Pics
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Sizzling Exposure: Demi Rose Unveils Curves with Braless Confidence
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Amateur Petite Blonde Ticks Every Single Box There Is
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2023

29

Aug

Margot Robbie Barbie Mound of the Day

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Here’s a reminder that old, weathered, tired, overrated, not hot, trashy Australian Margot Robbie is a fucking scam, her billion dollar movie thanks to aggressive marketing has made her even richer in her scam, and she probably doesn’t even know she’s a scam, you know all part of the system, in order for to work the bitches used to push the messaging must be kept in the dark that it’s all a fucking staged, contrived, manipulated scam….they need to think they are the hottest and the most worthy of their accomplishments, otherwise it all FALLS apart….

She’s in a white swimsuit, some tit hanging out, her ass is fine, but she’s really just a pile of old weathered Australian shit laid out to dry in the outback in order to make some huts by the natives of Australia….right…

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2023

29

Aug

Scout Willis Bikini of the Day

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Scout Willis is the least ugly of the WILLIS/MOORE kids and she’s in a white bikini, which is the highlight of any bikini, because they get pretty sheer when wet, which allows the pervert observer to see nipples and pussy on girls who would otherwise never show them their nipples or pussy, especially not at the public pool…

I don’t know if being the least ugly of the WILLIS/MOORE kids is really an accomplishment, because it’s not saying much, Demi’s weak genes powered through because her surgeries to be as hot as she can couldn’t stop em from powering through…but it is enough to be the daughter that Bruce probably jerks off to now that he can pretend that he doesn’t realize she’s his daughter due to his dementia!

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Posted in:Scout Willis

2023

29

Aug

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Staring at pussy in tight pants basically anytime you leave the house, because pussy definition is the new cleavage in a world of trannies trying to steal the glory from the average woman, which the average woman won’t actually every call out for fear of being cancelled for not being woke, but rather will start a silent war by showing off their natural pussy….in tight pants…..

Is almost enough excitement to make you want to identify as a woman so that you can go into the women’s locker room in a pair of tight pants of your own to show them all your boner and when they point and laugh, or cry in fear because it’s creepy, you can just call them bigots who don’t respect trans pussy in tight pants…

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Posted in:Tight Pants

2023

29

Aug

Camila Cabello Bikini of the Day

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Camila Cabello is being a bit of a slut in her content because that’s what these ladies do. They produce content that would be reserved for their gay husbands in the past, but post it up in their content feed….for the people to appreciate for free…in a weird “is this onlyfans” when it’s not…

She’s in bikini, showing off her pecs, which as a Tiny Titty fan should be seen as less of an insult, but the truth is that just because I like tiny tits, doesn’t mean I like gross masculine chest tiny tits….

The funny thing about this is that she’s working the angles, since she’s obese, trying to be hot, since she’s obese and she even has an ice cube on her, like those girls who put ice cubes in their cunt for masturbation and it’s all so weird, since she’s a top tier popstar….

Not that being a top tier popstar means she doesn’t suck, I mean clearly pop culture sucks…

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Posted in:Camila Cabello