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2023

Aug

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Some girls are size queens, they have the luxury of shaming your tiny dick and finding a man with a real sized dick….and that all makes sense to me, because it’s a matter of how big an object being stuffed in their whore cunts needs to be to get them off in the right way, or to make them feel like they aren’t dyking out with some womanly man with a big clit but a pretty depressing dick….

Some dudes pretend to be size queens, or kings, but they are typically not kings, because they pretend they only like girls with big tits, when they only know girls with big tits, because 500 pounders are the only bitches who talk to them, or let them climb up all over them to make a bouncy castle out of them….

Most dudes don’t actually care about the size of a chick’s tit, so long as the chick is showing them the tit, which is how we should approach life, it’s not about the size of the tit or the motion of the ocean, but the fact that we get to see the tit.

I understand that big tits go viral, get attention for the shock and awe value of the tit, but at the same time, small tits are hot, because they are tits…and I assume anyone who actually fucks can appreciate the tiny tits on a tuesday…since they are tits..

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2023

Aug

Dua Lipa Ass Shot of the Day

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Dua Lipa is the single most important popstar who was trafficked out of Albania to the UK, where she laid low and trained to be a popstar for her handlers, who eventually allowed her to release her content on youtube like she was a normal chick, only she lived in a basement she wasn’t let out of…..eventually securing that record deal she likely already had in place because this was contrived celebrity and influence, she’s just the person being used to execute the plan….

She braless in a wife beater, which I heard they’ve tried to change the name of to some woke and liberal non aggressive name, because the world is full of faggots….they call them WIFE PLEASERS now…

She is also in shorts jhacked up her ass, which you will see on young slunts on the street, because this is fashion, this is style, this is trends, if the biggest artist on TikTok can do it, so can they….and I encourage that kind of “Jumping off a bridge if everyone is doing it”…but then again, I’ve always encouraged people jump off bridges because they are just taking up valuable space in this overpopulated world…

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2023

Aug

Sabrina Carpenter Slutty Stockings of the Day

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Sabrina Carpenter is a child star turned adult star who is being sexualized by her handlers for her fans, in what one could assume is a creepy way. It’s possible that she is the creative director and mind behind this looking up in sexy lingerie like she’s about to take 8 black cocks, because the world is a far more sexual place than it was, mainstream people are dipping a toe into pornographic content, and pornographic content seems to be winning the content wars, so if you want to be relevant or matter, you must get your fuck on, because people can’t look at a bitch not getting her fuck on to imagine them getting their fuck on….

This is pretty racy for a popstar/child start turned adult, but not adult star, even though you’d think this was the start of a adult scene…but I guess that’s just where the perverted culture is at right now, the only way to win is whoredom….and I love whores…

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2023

Aug

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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Here are some pictures of random girls in random swimwear because this useless site has become a random relic of the titty blog past and bikinis were a staple in our existence….

Then social media became the titty blog replacement because girls are whores and like producing and posting self produced bikini photoshoots for attention…

Leaving the relic of the titty blog past to slowly die, in a sad way, because no one even remembers it existed because it just wasn’t that culturally relevant…

BIKINIS were our lifeline and OUR death.

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2023

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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There are so many tits out on the streets, it’s pretty exciting. From the fresh college students doing Frosh week, all new to the city, busty and braless….to the hot Russian immigrant mom in the summer dress, braless and hard nippled not realizing that her tits were poking out, until I stared too hard at her in the meat section of the grocery store, before walking around with her arm in front of her tits so that I couldn’t continue to stare at the tits….to the girls in sheer tank tops full tit out…to Indian chicks with huge tits in tight shirts….to the mom’s taking kids to school….running across the street…..to SENIOR citizen with a sheer t-shirt, full nipple out and almost enjoyable….because tits are magical if you’re into tits…it’s the Gilded age of tits…

Well, I walked by a pale chick with pink skin, which I fucking hate to begin with, rocking a low cut shirt and the biggest fake tits imaginable, which was almost disgusting to me because of the pale pink skin stretched out over the giant basketball looking tits, before realizing that they were actually disgusting when seeing the women with the huge tits had male pattern baldness and put her money into the tits and not the facial feminization surgery….all 6 foot 2 of her….a NIGHTMARE….

Not all tits are created equally, in this Gilded age of tits…

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2023

Aug

Joey King Bikini Cleavage of the Day

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Joey King is a child star who hasn’t turned onlyfans model, but it would probably be more lucrative for her to be a whore in this era of onlyfans chicks getting paid, while actors are on strike or some shit, spending their savings to maintain their bullshit rich person lifestyles….

However, Joey King is clearly dabbling in some low hanging fruit onlyfans style content with a bit tis in a bikini top selfie, duck face and all, knowing it’ll generate some buzz, seemingly something she’d only send to her husband, but in this era of oversharing it is for us all….

It’s her best work to date and she’s a Golden Globe nominee, so do with this infomation what you will…

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2023

Aug

Lily Rose Depp Lesbianism of the Day

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Keep on trying, try hard….

These celebrity kids are just one big confused identity crisis of being raised rich, but celebrities, as if they were celebrities, but in the shadow of their parents, forced to find ways to break through, which is better when naked in some shitty HBO series, than in weirdo viral attention seeking lesbianism for clout….

But Lily Rose Depp is hot, so we’ll take her mental disorders as we stare at the tits, since mental disorders usually make the tits fuck better statistically..

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2023

Aug

Milf Monday of the Day

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MILFS aren’t necessarily what is for dinner, they are too busy feeding and bathing the kids before finding some time to get a fuck in, or to take some nudes when the kids finally go to sleep…

However MILFS are potentially who you ask “what is for dinner”, because their whole appeal is that they do mom shit and you never had a mom or had a mom who was too overbearing and the idea of dating a mom is hot to you, even if her kids aren’t your kids, and even if she’s not a very good mom because she moonlights as a whore when the kids are in bed….or worse, fucks guys like you for fun….

Here are some MILFS….not being very TRADITIONAL in an era of TRAD WIFE having a much needed and wonderful comeback….

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2023

Aug

Coco Showing Ass of the Day

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Coco Austin is a familiar ass….she was “lingerie model” at least according to her official origin story, but I think she started off as a stripper, met a famous rapper, pretended she wasn’t a stripper, despite her body being one of a stripper, and really her behavior one of a stripper, who managed to crawl out of the strip club, to live a life of luxury as a rapper’s wife…but what the fuck do I know..

At 44, she’s still building the content around her silly ass, obviously it’s something ICE T is into her doing, because she’s a mother, he’s rich as shit, and the money off OnlyFans made or other projects where she is whoring her 44 year old ass is not necessary, but it gives him something to be turned on by, like some cuck shit….without the actual cuck…but with the attempt to make dude want to fuck your wife being the cuckolding.

Her ass is ridiculous in the g-string, but I support a bitch who never gives up even though she can give up, maybe should give up, because she’s still got big ass to give and she’s giving it…

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2023

Aug

Lily Chee Thong Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know who the fuck Lily Chee is, but apparently she was discovered at 10 years old…creepy….at a soccer game by her agent….creepy….who is still her agent….I think this is the same premise to Celine Dion’s affair with her now dead husband who mortgaged his house and left his family for the child…but that could just be hearsay…

She’s a youtuber, an infleuncer, a brand whore, an actor for netflix shows, NBC shows and the world is her fucking oyster so she likes to draw more attention to that fact, or to herself, or to her own OYSTER by posting sleazy bikini pics from a luxury vacation pretending that she’s not doing it shamelessly for engagement but for the high concept people….the thong is for fashion influencing motherfuckers…now be influenced..

I like the white bikini for the sheerness when wet and for the braveness in not caring if she shits herself or gets her period or has other weird discharge that would shine through….so empowering….no wonder 1.6 million people tune in to see her in CAPRI Italy.

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