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2023

Aug

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I may hate medical workers since COVID because they pushed the propaganda and lie around COVID to make themselves feel like they were heroes or important. Maybe they were bribed with bonuses, or maybe it was the fear of losing their job since everyone was being censored, but the majority of these people signed onto the bullshit that COVID was killing people, and it was all just a big fucking farce, since it miraculously went away for the summer. only now it’s back….so yeah, fuck those people…

However, I did alway see nurses as the prostitutes of the medical industry, mainly because most strippers I had lap dances from were in nursing school, figuring that they could land a permanent lap dance client in the form of a rich doctor if the tits were used right.

In these parts, a lot of the medical workers have the fake tits, the fillers and injections in the face, and they look like fit, hot bodied girls in scrubs covered in bacteria that almost doesn’t gross you out enough to want to dive into those anti-biotic resistant bacteria you know live in their cunts…

I also don’t hate that medcial workers since COVID realized they could keep up the hype around themselves by selling nudes, when there’s staff shortages, they won’t fire you for ethical things like selling pussy online in your spare time, all while being supported and praised by dudes who otherwise can’t tip them in the hospital system, because they don’t have forced tip payment machines like they do at all retail stores now…

The medical worker, still shining….as they get ready for the next pandemic that will ruin our lives..

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2023

Aug

Alexandra Daddario Ass on the Beach of the Day

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I was sent this content last week from a perverted friend of mine, I went to Daddario’s instagram and I didn’t see it there, and figured she’s about as exciting as a wet napkin on the corner of the floor that you’ve already fucked way too many times and it’s just sort of sperm filled papier-mache you plan on making a pinnata out of…but since you can form that wet napkin into any shape you want, including a pocket pussy, the wet napkin is hotter than Daddario….

So yeah, I didn’t bother looking for it or posting it, but after a weekend of sitting on the images of the 40 year old long torso actress who sucks at acting, but who has giant tits, not showing off the giant tits, but rather putting focus on her fat ass, that’s not as dumpy as you’d think at her age, probably because she’s a celebrity and it’s still a vain and superficial industry where a bikini body is needed when you’re cast for your tits….

I guess this her doing some influencer bullshit on the beach, a dramatic walk into the tropical sea, where she doesn’t get eaten by sharks, maybe too old to have a period to draw in the sharks, and the whole thing offends me for the lack of tit.

When tit are all ya got, use the tits as part of your influencer programming to stay relevant to keep the castings around the tits and the fan boys who like the tits coming….

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2023

Aug

Hailey Bieber Wet Ass of the Day

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If you’ve ever wondered what a ballsack turned into a vagina squeezed into a wet bikini, here it is.

Hailey Beiber is Justin Beiber’s wife, he’s a known faggot therefore it makes perfect sense that she was born with a dick…

She is also Brazilian, or her mom is, which is the hub of tranny porn, and they’ve been on the trans thing for a lot longer than most cultures, AIDS from Brazilian tranny porn shut down the porn industry with an AIDS scare more than once. RIP LARA ROXX….I don’t think she died, it’s not a life sentence, but I am old and like to draw on past experiences…

Hailey Beiber creeps me out, not only because her hard face looks like Justin, but because she was clearly a teen boy jerking off to her TEEN BEAT magazine before becoming the “fake” model she became to LURE that fucker in thanks to being the best behaved groupie…

Tranny or not, she probably isn’t, but it’s fun to pretend she is and not because I jerk off to tranny porn, I’ll still stare at her ass crying for attention like the days it was her only HOLE….because Tranny or not, she was a Christian and Christians do anal before marriage to remain pure before their Christ..

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2023

Aug

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I laugh at two kinds of people in the grocery store, those who wear N95 masks or any mask really, especially when they are young people, because COVID never came and went, it was never here to begin with….and no matter how hard they push it on us, and no matter how many people sign onto that bullshit, I’m going to stand firm in the belief that it’s a fucking scam….

The other kinds of people I laugh at at the grocery store, who are usually the same people are the non dairy eating motherfuckers buying OAT MILK, or ALMOND MILK, or SOY MILK, like that shit is any better than the dairy from the cow tit.

This is not endorsed by the Dairy Farming Community, or part of a GOT MILK campaign, since we don’t do that whole advertiser thing here, poverty allows me to excel at my craft through anger and starvation…..however, it is a reminder that the non-dairy eaters out there, who are against mammal dairy, are by definition against human dairy….and that’s too bad, since it comes out of engorged tits…

That’s a whole product-line I’d be more than happy to put my overalls on to farm….

I’ve always sexualized milk filled tits, only because they are the tits you get seen pulled out in public, and they are still tits, even though tits doing what they were designed to do shouldn’t be all that exciting, but then you can say pussy taking your cock shouldn’t be exciting either, since it’s doing what it’s supposed to be doing, and sure it’s not exciting to the person you’re doing it to, since she’s likely napping or sedated, but it’s exciting to you and in this self absorbed world…THAT IS ENOUGH!

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2023

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s the weekend, get out there and creep on some tits, or ass….because summer is almost over and you MUST take advantage of the current societal norms when it comes to fashion and shameless sensual dressing….

You don’t need to sexualize random women in your imagination, they do it for you in their outfit choices so make it count…

Make some young sluts who dress like sluts but who think it’s just how girls dress know that they are sluts by creeping on the perv style.

These people like to think old dudes don’t jerk off to them, in their bubble of delusion only guys they want jerking off to them jerk off to them, but do you part in reminding them that gross perverts they don’t realize or don’t want jerking off to them can still jerk off to them by jerking off to them, or by staring them in the tit as they walk by to the point in which they feel uncomfortable….

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2023

Aug

Sophie Mudd Massive Tits Are Out of the Day

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Jesus Sophie Mudd…save some tit for the rest of the sluts out there….my god, these bad boys are retarded….almost even a birth defect, sure the best birth defect a girl can have besides a tiny vagina hole to fit your tiny penis, but far better than a port-wine stain, a missing limb, some hermaphrodite shit, midgetness, lobster hands….you know…

Her birth defect is marketable as shit since it’s monster tits, but I guess all birth defects are marketable as hit in this era of inclusivity and influencers for everything from female male pattern baldness, to that cow printed model, to obesity, to armlessness….but big tits are BETTER!

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2023

Aug

Britney Spears Red Lingerie Insanity of the Day

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The recently GETTING divorced body double who is pretending to be Britney Spears so hard that we’ve all accepted that this is what an aged Britney would look like, gap tooth and all, is at it again…

She’s stripped down for a dance video to push the narrative that she’s not actually dead, but rather just a crazy person, always int eh same room, probably in front of a green screen, since it’s always the same fucking angle….where the top tier pop star, a really TRAINED professional busts out some shitty an awkward dance moves….

This is Britney Spears dancing in her thong…..looking like a crackhead 50 year old woman with no dance skills doing her best Britney Spears…so I’m of the school of thought that that AINT Britney…

I’ll still look at the old crazy tits and thong ass and buy into the lie, but it just doesn’t add up…and who really cares…

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2023

Aug

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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I have been hearing all this COVID bullshit being propagandized on the people plugged into the matrix, ready for the programming to tell them what to do, and it’s working…

I’ve seen so many masks in the grocery store and on the street, people scared of air thinking that’s the way to save them from a fake as fuck pandemic.

I’ve seen bitches on instagram crying about having their 5th bout of COVID despite having 5 shots, ready to promote the next round of shots, even though it seems like 5 COVID bouts with 5 vaccines means shit doesn’t work….BUT IMAGINE IF I WASN’T VACCINATED they say…

So I’ll assume they’ll try to push the VACCINE passports again, to alienate a group of people from services like bars, restaurants, home depot…

I just hope in their year of not having restrictions, they’ve become more sophisticated in their tracking and rolling out TOTAL CONTROL OF THE POPULATION like the dystopia we live in…by adding some On/Offs…

YOU MUST SHOW ME YOUR NAKEDNESS UNDER YOUR OUTFIT TO ACCESS THIS STORE…..bitch…because that’s the kind of RESTRICTIONS we needs.

Luckily, some girls do the work to get the NAKEDNESS UNDER THEIR CLOTHING out there for us to see in contrast to their outfits, which is the basic premise of me looking at girls on the street saying “I wish I’d see her naked”….and probably why it’s a successful fetish.

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2023

Aug

Dua Lipa Topless of the Day

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Dua Lipa, the TikTok songstress who I think was human trafficked from her Native Albania and trained to be this pop sensation she became on the international level, because it makes her storyline more interesting….

I’ve heard all kinds of stories about communism, where they’d take a kid who was promising as a specific athlete in a specific sport and put him into hard training for that sport until he won Olympic golds….

I’ve also heard that those kids in their specific training programs for their specific sports were fed steroids which would explain why Russian women athletes of the 90s looked like they had cocks…

Anyway, it wouldn’t be that far fetched that a top performer was planted there for use to see, rather than that she grew from an IG following, but what do I know other than that she’s holding her tits.

Since there’s no nipple, it’s not a real topless pic, so DUA LIPA can go fuck herself, at least it’d be more interesting to watch that this artsy bullshit..

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2023

Aug

Jenna Jameson Bikini of the Day

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You know what the world needs more of….Jenna Jameson…

She’s a legend and at 40-something, she still brings it….

She was an early money maker with her membership site she sold to Playboy for 100 million dollars or some shit, where she’d do one fuck scene a month for that 100 million dollars….

She has since gone crazy, but you’d have to be crazy to have been a fixture in the adult world back when she was, which was back when it meant something.

The girls then weren’t just lazy pigs chasing clout, doing fuck scenes 2 times a day for clout, selling nudes on existing platforms….the girls back then had to be fearless, or crazy, because it wasn’t seen as cool or classy or marketable….People would shun you for your involvement in porn, blacklisted from society, but welcomed in the gutter industry that was porn.

Now they treat you like a legit celeb and legit celebs are doing member sites, they feed you ad deals and podcast views….making her a hell of a lot more interesting, daring, edgy, exciting than these soft spoiled porn chicks of this era….

So I support recent lesbian married Jenna in all her bikini glory, all dinosaur-like, but a symbol of the good days of porn, not the best days of porn but the better than the the close-up face fucking days we’re in…thanks to the TUBE sites…

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