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Nikki Gerber is the Instagram Of The Day

Trying to Look Up Bella Thorne’s Skirt of the Day

Oscar De La Hoya’s Girlfriend Holly Sonders Has a Creepy Ass of the Day

Britney Spears Feet Pics of the Day

2017

Sep

Ashley Graham is a Pig Bitch Testing Out the Power of Hotel Furniture and Mattresses of the Day

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I don’t believe anyone finds a pig in make-up, you know a fat bitch, who is married to big black cock who like fat bitches, but who don’t account for the target demo of the fat bitch clothing she sells, or the noise she makes whining to get into mainstream magazines that normally don’t fall for the mid 30s fat bitch wife, or give her the gig, because they would just ignore her incessant fan letters she’d send daily when husband was at work, kids were at school, or she was at home unable to have kids, because she was so fat she couldn’t get her period and breed…so she’s just watch soap operas and get fatter.

I know for a fact – NO ONE LIKES FAT BITCHES…not publicly, at 3 am drunk maybe, but never something you’d admit…and if you did we’d laugh, but not judge because collectively we re fascinated by fat tits…..

I know fat chicks don’t like fat chicks, they can pretend they do, but if they did, they wouldn’t hate themselves and eat their feelings..

I know a fat chick scamming, who wishes she wasn’t a fat chick, but loves eating too much to not be a fat chick….

I know she plays the “Fuck the haters card” but just saying that means you care about the haters, and I have a feeling this bitch keeps eating because she’s found an angel..

You know how not to get made fun of for being fat…by not being fat…or saying fat is healthy..when it’s fucking not…

But why not be fat when you get fucking paid…fat bitch in a fat fucking movement…pigging out to have a fat fucking bowel movement..

These monsters are fucking vile…fat fucking vile fucking pig bitches no one wants to see, yet they get naked on social media for the BBW porn lovers

YES we get it – fat fetishes exist and always have, we’ve seen the magazines…stop fucking shoving fat down all our throats…we collectively hate it

AND put some damn pants on your tranny monster…or did you EAT THOSE TOO….

OR MAYBE SHE SPLIT THEM OPEN ….CUZ SHE’S SO DAMN FAT….

I hate you.

I also hate that she didn’t fucking make that bed collapse with her big disgusting body that makes a King look like a single…

I also hate that the caption on the fat cellulite pic is “Me #sorry not sorry” or something with a princess EMOJI….so empowering…you fucking scammer….all the fat sloppy bitches unite…in a You Go White girl….that said CELLULITE POWER is a real thing if you cut off all the fat you can use it as fuel…i’ve seen Eskimo do it with dead whales…

Posted in:Ashley Graham|SFW|Videos

2017

Sep

Vivid’s Dark Knight Porn Parody to Prepare You For Justice League of the Day

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My FRIENDS THE LEGENDARY VIVID are famous for their award winning Super Hero porn parody movies. They remind me that porn is still what porn was meant to be…fun, with story, mocking the mainstream, in a clever and amazing way…and I am not just saying that…CHECK OUT VIVID.COM to see what I mean…

If you read the site you will know that I hate the state of porn, I hate that these sleazy internet assholes are focused only graphic throat fucking clips, instead of good old fashioned porn actresses, playing the part of what could be a B-Movie role, parodying classic characters…artistry..I miss the artistry…

Porn used to be something you could sit and watch beginning to end…because it was a movie…with hardcore sex in in to break up the boring parts of mainstream movies…with sex…and we all like sex…

It’d be funny, it’d make fun of itself, it knew it was low budget…but it was a good time…

So seeing people like Vivid still making movies, parody movies, means there’s still a market of that…but maybe that’s just because super hero everything sells…

I don’t personally give a fuck about super heroes, or comic books, I never read the shit, but assume all you perverts love that shit, I mean you’re just that socially awkward…virgin losers who had not friends besides your comic books growing up…back when comic books weren’t every single movie ever made in Hollywood…

Now it’s all this CGI superhero crap people love…but it’s missing one important thing…the PORN….you know seeing people like Ben Affleck in tights get sodomized…

But VIVID…the real hero comes in to save the day….because , as a build up to the release of the MAINSTREAM Justice League movie on November 17, I decided to post an exclusive VIVID clip a week (FOR THREE WEEKS) and they feature three of the same characters from Justice League…because why not..

This week, we have Dark Knight XXX – a Porn Parody…amazing I know….this is the SFW clip, but you can head over to STEPSMUT to see the hardcore version…because that’s really what you’re interested in…

Director Axel Braun cast Giovanni Francesco as the Gotham vigilante. For the three female leads he cast Aiden Ashley as Catwoman, Andy San Dimas at Kathy Kane and Penny Pax at Batgirl.

Porn Lives. Thank you VIVID for existing and still bringing the classics, and the future classics. I’m really not just saying that. Supporting actual porn movies is so important. Don’t let the art of porn, what we love about porn EVER die…

CHECK OUT stepSMUT to see the XXX clip..

Posted in:Super Heros|Videos

2017

Sep

Jessica Biel Does Dirty Dancing for Ellen of the Day

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Jessica Biel cockteased ellen in a tight dress, showing her ass in a tight dress, while on a promo tour, like a lame Bar Mitzvah act…because her and her husband are popstar dancing weirdos…assuming they are still married…and he hasn’t made his full transition to cock, but sticks with girls with deep voices and broad backs who sound and from behind look like they could have cocks…

I don’t know, watching irrelevant actresses from lame shows 20 years ago, 20 years older….still doing shit because they wallet fucked proper…bores me…but you probably like it – because you’re pathetic and can’t move on with your life.

I do love Dirty Dancing though, I own three copies of it and used to (3 years ago) watch it once a month…true story.

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2017

Sep

New Vagina and Other Youtube Porn of the Day

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So I have had countless videos, photos, content deleted off social media since the dawn of social media…

I’ve had accounts deleted on every platform from a weird rave social network in the last 90s….to forums in the Y2k….to Friendster, Myspace, Facebook, Instagram, Vine, Twitter…and YOUTUBE…to the point where I pretty much gave up on social media, even though that’s where the eyeballs are, knowing I can’t control the shit…

Just a couple weeks ago my SFW Cam Girls of the Week video got deleted…for having censored nudity…

Yet…there’s videos like NUDE YOGA…so much nude yoga – because it’s spiritual…or some shit..I can go on an on about the injustice of social media, google, advertising, etc….but I won’t….I’ve been bitching about this since 2004….seriously…and I used to find youtube porn videos and post them to call it out…back in 2007 or some shit..

Here’s that nude yoga…erotica that is Safe for Youtube…but cam girls in THONGS aren’t…

Even though clearly it’s a pervert’s doing….paying Eastern Euro chicks to go to Ibiza with him to fuck, and film nude yoga videos…because he’s a pervert….

Or then there’s the new vagina videos of a plastic surgeon in Singapore who gives discount operations because he’s a pervert…showing off new pussy…like CLOSE UP Pussy…in what is not educational at all…and that you’ll know is not educational at all…when he says the new vagina he made looks YUMMY..

LOOKS YUMMY…the world is fucking crazy…and Youtube is a publicly traded porn site worth 200 billion dollars…

Fucking nuts…

Posted in:Videos

2017

Sep

Public Sex with a Fat Chick and Other Videos of the Day

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Wife VS Mistress

Flying Sex Doll of the Day

Phone Stolen of the Day

Suntanning Man Gets Run Over

Bus Driver KIlled By His Own Bus

Old Man on his Scooter Driving Down Middle of Road

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Telling the college aged girls you’ve been living next to for the last 15 years – but who you’ve never spoken to – but who you have to speak to because you’re the only two people in the dog park and you have lived next to each other for 15 years that you really appreciate that she’s on trend not wearing a bra because she’s built like someone who doesn’t need a bra – perky as fuck – is not the way to a smash and dash fulfilling her old fat homeless neighbor fantasy….

Following up that nipple talk with “but I like when you wear a bra and panty, remember that day last summer when you were tanning in the backyard in your underwear…you were with a guy and I think you may have been drinking sangria but I couldn’t tell from my vantage point.”..Will not redeem you…so it’s best to switch the subject onto how her mom used to be hot when I moved in – what went wrong…

I assume it’s aspergers

Here are morning links…

The Hurricane Ruined Melissa Joan Hart’s Vacation
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Crazy Napali WOman Attacks
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Breakfast Club Star Convicted of Assault – Not Molly Ringwald
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PUNISHER OFFICIAL TRAILER BECAUSE COMIC BOOK MOVIES ARE THE ONLY THING THAT HAPPENS
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Ariel Winter’s Mom is On a Promo Tour
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Drunk Jessica Simpson is Still Hilarous
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Paris Jackson – POKIES
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Cat Trainer of the Day
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Jessica Biel – Dirty Dancing
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I still can’t get over the Dog Hater of the Week
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my day wasn’t seeing an old couple making out, dude topless, woman in her bra at a park attached to a high school at 3:30 when all the kids were being let out, but I did find it a weird fetish, or thing for an old couple to do…especially when old dudes hands went down her shorts…and all these kids, who are perverted in their own right…I mean kids these days…all slutty…don’t need to see that shit…

The second highlight of my day was walking behind what looked like a hot ass in a real tight dress, only to get close enough, my heart racing, to see she was actually a fat chick in a tight dress and that I just need glasses, but can’t afford them…a good thing..when it comes to trying to be turned on by chicks…when I only have access to ugly ones..who don’t mail me their dirty panties…

The third highlight of my day is the stepLINKS of the Day…because stepLINKS are life…and the rest is just bullshit…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Jennifer Lawrence on Joining the Mile High CLub
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Kevin Hart Sex Tape Partner Holds Press Conference
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The First Tomb Raider Trailer
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Jasmine Tookes Slutty Dance
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Emma Stone Blonde in TIght Jeans
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The Punisher Trailer
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Ridley Scott’s Favorite Blade Runner Scene
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Russian Helicopter Shooting Live Rounds at Spectators….
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Drunk and Fat – Jessica Simpson
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Shows Leaving Netflix
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Corgi Plays Soccer
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Gross Tits at Fashion Week
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Light Balance Back….
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Videos for OCD is Weird
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Daisy Lowe Tits
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Heidi Klum VS Nicole Kidman
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Miley Cyrus Naked Again
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Hitachi Want of the DAy
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Anne Marie Braless Nipples…
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Alessandra Ambrosio Nipple
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Raging Bull Boxing Legend Dead at 95
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Standing Desks Kill…
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How Flea Plays Bass…
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Asian Dude Throws Case of Beer in a Girls Face
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Charlotte McKinney Huge Cleavage
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Free Hot Girls on Webcam – I Watch This Shit Every Day…I am Watching it Right Now!
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Naked and Pregnant Behati Prinsloo
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Szuchuan Sauce…of the DAy
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Red Panties of the DAy
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Sex in the Library
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Marketa is Naked
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VAGINA of the DAy
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A Bunch of ASses in a Row
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Amateur TITS
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Slutty Selfies!
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2017

Sep

Eva Longoria Old and Slutty in Some Magazine Bullshit of the Day

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As a half mexican on the internet, I have a fucking deep love for all things Mexico an Mexican…from the food, to the women, to Mexico City as a whole…so seeing the Earthquake basically turning some areas into devastation and a warzone..collapsed buildings and death and destruction is a bummer…but even more of a bummer knowing that Eva Longoria wasn’t in Mexico trying to learn how to leverage being a Mexican to land more work….like the exploitative cunt she is.

Sure, she is technically ninth generation Mexican-American, and it’s a good marketing hook, but girl is so whitewashed, raised like a spoiled white brat, turned Hollywood and forgot she was Mexican unless it came in handy as she struggled to communicate with her maid and garderner she underpays…because her life was about fitting in in Texas and not feeling like the immigrant her parents were…you know spoiled and out of touch like 8 generations of Mexican-Americans before her…

So while I like and love all things Mexican, Eva Longoria isn’t one of them, for a reason I relate best with a story of a black friend of mine LITERALLY turning his chair around at the strip club whenever a black stripper came on stage, because he felt she was giving up on her people, she wasn’t fighting to progress as a person, she was being a cliche and thus she fucking sucked and he couldn’t stomach her…

That’s how I feel about this mid 40s chick from one TV show…doing her best Kim Kardashian impression now that she’s been married to a black dude…and is thick / fat…when did fat become thick…like thick isn’t fat…and thick is good but fat is bad…I don’t know..but I know this non-Mexican Mexican is a fucking scam….

Posted in:Eva Longoria|SFW

2017

Sep

Ana De Armas Tits for Blade Runner of the Day

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Ana De Armas is some Cuban Actress who has escaped Cuba or in exile due to breaching the communist regime, or maybe she was hot enough to get married to a Foreigner who was there on vacation, something we see a lot of in Canada, because Cuba was the asshole resort destination for poor white people the entire time the USA was blocking Cuba out for Communism…

So for 40 years, we’ve had hot cuban chicks like we were Florida roll through and set up shop here, but more interestingly, I’ve known so many perverts who would go down to Cuba for months at a time to fuck these hot young things…

Ana De Armas isn’t quite young, but she is hot, and I guess strategic, or very rich…as she’s been cast in the new Blade Runner, I’d wonder how that happened, but remember the director is from Montreal, and Montrealers love Cuba, to go down and have a slice of paradise and cheap, we’re taking 40 dollar whores…

MAGICAL times…and here she is whoring for hollywood…in the Blade Runner Trailer…

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She did GQ to promote Blade Runner..I guess she’s the new Margot Robbie…you know naked chick in a big movie to become legit…

Posted in:Ana De Armas|SFW

2017

Sep

January Jones Nipple for Social Media of the Day

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January Jones posted up a pic of her nipple on social media – it’s in a sheer sweater and that’s the style, so free the nipple, protest the oppression against nipples your own way, and benefit from the press putting your nipple on the internet gets..

It’s a know your worth, this bitch is nothing but a whore who was packaged as an actress and landed an acting job, so showing nipples is just part of her strategy, even at 39, she knows the tits are what people care about and I guess finding out who the baby daddy executive who was probably married was who knocked her up….I mean not that I care about that, I know LA sugar babies and their need to get pregnant before 40 when they are still hot enough in their mind and clearly January thinks she’s still hot enough – putting them titties up on her social media…

Weird times….but good thing tits are the only reason I know or care…because I hate the celebs, but I don’t mind their tits.

Posted in:January Jones|SFW