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2017

04

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

The highlight of my day was seeing at least 4 women, fit women, in leggings, rocking fitness thighs and fitness booty..all skinny, but thick, it’s something I’m into now…the whole squeeze my head like your making watermelons explode in Youtube fetish videos gets me going…

The sadness of my day was seeing a big girl with tits hanging down to her waist, not even that old, but just each tit the size of two or three basketballs, too big for any bra, big enough to tuck into her elastic waist band…..looking dirty and crazy…and I should have offered her help, a hand..a “LET ME BE YOUR BRA”…but she was disgusting looking…and I discriminate…

The other highlight of my day was two fat dudes riding on an e-bike designed to look like a scooter…totally out there…for all to see..not realizing that together they were a MEME if only I had a camera…

That said…back to the tits…and Here are some stepLINKS

Donald Trump is Gay – He Tried to Bang Brooke Shields
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My Favorite Tranny is Selling her House
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Guy Distracted by Hot Girl
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Katy Perry – Jamie Lee Curtis
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Isla Fisher Cleavage….
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Dog with the Longest Tongue
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Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen Looking Homeless but Billionaires
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Romee Strijid NIPPLES!
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Kirstie Alley Knows Mass Shooters are on Anti Depressants and That’s why they Do it and I Believe Her
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One of Fifth Harmony Gets Kicked Off Stage
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Culkin Takes Date to Knotsberry Farm
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Zendaya Lookin’ Fine ya
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Vikander – Skinny LEgs
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Gigi Hadid Looks 45
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Honest Trailer for Blade Runner
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Fergie’s New Album Nude Pics
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Jennifer Garner Single Mom Depressing Selfie
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Tommy Lee Jones Hates Jim Carrey
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Selena Gomez Has the Hard Nipples You Know
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Elle Fanning and Dakota Fanning at a Fashion Show
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The New Hefner
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Selena Gomez Legs.
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Fails of the Month
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Slutty GIrls Show You How to Flirt in Mississippi
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Greek Sluts….
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Monster Tits
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Big Titty Teen
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Artistic Underwater NUDES
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3 Girls and their Big Tits
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Marthon Runner’s Dick Exposed
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FEMA Tweets Phone Sex Hotline….
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Fucking Behind a Pub….
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Free Hot Girls on Webcam – I Watch This Shit Every Day…I am Watching it Right Now!
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Drunk Girl peeing on the Street
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Ayla Rose in Stockings….
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Hot Naked Chick Named Aspen
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Slutty Selfies!
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Naked with Something in her Pussy
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Hot Naked Chick Named Syvlie
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

04

Oct

Bella Thorne Titty Grab Dance of the Day

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Bella Thorne may not be as hot as she might have been thanks to face fillers. She may not be as stable as she could have been thank to a mom whoring her out to the industry…being robbed of her childhood and forced to face all kinds of hardships like being paid lots of money – and being coddled and sucked up to – by people you can’t trust as friends because they are using you..leaving her alone, forced to medicate with the POT, and post it on her feed because it’s recreationally legal and not the 90s when you had to pretend you didn’t smoke pot…but more intrestingly..she’s doing a topless dance, hold her titty, and jiggle and it’s not that hot, it’s almost boring at this point but would I be a site if I didn’t post it..

NO…I wouldn’t be..

Not that I am one..but you know what I mean….and that is that the world needs more Bella Thornes in it.

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2017

04

Oct

Ella Weisskamp Nipples of the Day

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Ella Weisskamp is a model who takes pictures and is thus a photographer – which doesn’t matter as much in this era of the iphone photographer…any motherfucker can take a goddamn pic and they all fucking try…all fucking day because let’s get famous too…but the difference with Ella Weisskamp is that she gets in front of the camera too, and when she does she shows tit…

So it’s this balanacing act of taking pics of bitches to get the social media tag, and posing in pics to get the social media fans, in a double dipping, triple threat hustler…on the INFLUENCER in training kick…and when there’s nipple involved…motherfucker…I’m influenced…

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2017

04

Oct

Ariel Winter Fat Girl Workout of the Day

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Ariel Winter is working out because she knows that her body type is destined to be 300 pounds and she can’t have that. It’s one thing to be body positive and pretend to love your body..but it’s another to cut off your tits cuz they don’t stop growing…only for them to keep on growing…and the rest of her…mainly her gut along with it….making girl nervous, freaking out, eating everything in front of her to deal with the stress…and realizing that’s the problem not the solution…

I don’t know if I find a chubby girl fighting to stay fit hot, I guess it’s like watching someone trying to bail out their boat that is sinking and will sink, it’s the pre-obesity content we can look back on and collectively laugh….as her fans still remain loyal to her because they watched her grow up and feel like she’s family to them…thanks to not having a family of their own becuase clearly they are weird…

I am ready for the inevitable….

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

04

Oct

Selena Gomez and her New Tits New Kidney New Face of the Day

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Selena Gomez is a feminist, now that she’s got a New Kidney…New Kidney New Me….situation…where the lost identity crisis of a Disney Kid raised in front of an audience because her mother had a dream that ended up working out for them all…now old enough to make her own decisions with the pile of money she’s made for herself…allowing her to decide what it really means to be Selena Gomez…and what message it is she wants to give the world as Selena Gomez…is it that we are all god’s people…by dating men of other ethnicities….like Canadians who just happen to be one of the biggest musical acts…or is it by pretending to have a breakdown and pretending to go to rehab while really getting a new Kidney….lying to the fans, only to bring out the story when she was ready to milk it for all she could….or is it not wearing a bra because her tits that are likely fake are perky and dont’ need that kind of repression..she’s a woman…let her be a woman…tits out…midget legs…you’d all want to climb and probably could climb because it’s not that much of a climb…provided you get past security and charm her with your Canadian pop music abilities…she likes that…

I guess what I am saying is…she looks good…braless..new Kidneyed…an improved version of the otherwise Dying Selena…and as the most followed girl on social media…you should jerk off to it.

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Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2017

04

Oct

Raica Oliveira and Sara Sampaio Nipples for LUI of the Day

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Raica Oliveira and Sara Sampaio are in LUI magazine.

Lui Magazine is the French men’s magazine that was once a porno magazine, rebranded as an art / fashion magazine, that still gets girls naked magazine, and I like their hustle, the get models naked, make other models dream of being in it, hype it up, leverage the old name ironically, and cash the fuck in….because I like seeing models naked more than instagram girls naked…more than strippers naked…and more than my fat wife naked..it’s really the only thing of substance in this world…naked legit models…if legit model even means anything in this era of non models modeling…but it does to me…and that’s what counts.

Posted in:Raica Oliveira|Sara Sampaio

2017

04

Oct

Lauren Hutton Old Lady Erotica of the Day

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I don’t do enough content on Lauren Hutton’s tits.

She may be 73, and her face may look 103, but the model who moved to NYC with some dude 20 years older than her and worked at the Playboy clubs in the early 60s, before getting her degree in New Orleans…only to return to NYC in ate 60s to make millions for brands like Revlon,…before becoming an actress…in alot of movies…always looking hot…

I love that she hasn’t mangled her face up with fillers like all these other 100 year old women, who just look like clowns…I like the wrinkles, the weather, the abuse, they are perfect crevices to imagine giving your own fillers…you know after jerking off her her face..

But most importantly, I love the old lady tits, I remember them as young lady tits, and they are making me want to volunteer at the home..because there’s likely tits like that there….new hobby…doing good that comes with some personal gain…I like it.

Posted in:Lauren Hutton|SFW

2017

04

Oct

Iggy Azalea’s Butt Implants are Comical of the Day

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Iggy Azalea has some serious body dysmorphia…just fucking jacking up the face and ass until she achieves Maximum crazy fucking person…who I guess we shouldnt really know exists…but we do because of the fake ass and fake face and fake career and fake backstory…that dudes who are connected to the right people and who like things that look like this…or a scaled down version of this..because this is just gnarly as fuck…comical..looks fun to use as a trampoline maybe…when practicing to be a stunt man or some shit…but seriously cartoon like…I mean is this even human, or is it a prop for a porno movie…or an accident victim…

IT IS AMAZING….

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Posted in:Iggy Azalea|SFW

2017

04

Oct

Brie Larson in a Magazine of the Day

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Brie Larson is not that hot, I mean not hot at all really, but she’s been chosen as the next big thing in Hollywood thanks to Hollywood being a very weird place that decides who gets the big payouts based on who the fuck knows…but I am assuming…an Academy award that girl only got because the story and the production…I don’t buy into good actors existing, anyone can act. It’s a farce.

She’s in a Magazine…and I’m posting the pics just to look at in confusing…because why do I even know who Brie Larson is…it’s very rude of her to pollute my life like this.

I guess garbage likes to perpetuate itself…it’s like garbage grows on garbage…until we’re all drowning in garbage.

Posted in:Brie Larson|SFW

2017

04

Oct

Sarah Hyland Feet of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is on a less popular show than the Nerd Show, but a still popular show that people seem to love all these years later, in an era where no one actually watches TV, or Sitcoms, and that I assume is all just a lie to sell ads to advertisers who believe that millions of people are watching the shows they run ads on … with no actual way to track how many people actually see the ad…forcing smart advertisers to go to computer and internet and leaving nothing but pharma ads for TV targeting old people with all kinds of diseases like Asbestos related cancers…or diabetes…where some dancing Indian dude tries to sell you on some double dose of insulin…in a crazy overmedicated world we live in…

That said…she’s got a lot of dudes following her…loving her…into her and her new face and here are her feet..because the same weirdos who like her and her face…like feet..it’s the internet -and you’re all perverts.

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