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2017

06

Sep

Stella Maxwell Upskirt of the Day

Stella Maxwell WORE PANTIES…and flashed panties…at some luxury film event because she’s all HOLLYWOOD and because she’s sponsored by a PANTY company that these panties probably don’t actually belong to or maybe they do and they are contractually obliged to be seen in red carpet / paparazzi pics at luxury events, it is part of the reason why they signed her up to this model shit..

Her other Sponsor…Kristen Stewart…because singling out broken famous chicks from the worst franchise of movies…who can’t act…but who are seemingly sad….and manipulating them into a relationship like a mooch ANne Heche on a mission….was probably also at the event…EXCITING times..for Stella Maxwell.

Posted in:SFW|Stella Maxewll

2017

06

Sep

Jojo Crotch Shot Working Out of the Day

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Let Jojo’s comeback story inspire you..

I am not too sure whether it is a comeback story or not…but she’s still on social media with a big audience…who are probably unsure of what she actually does or who she actually is…

I mean, I know she was a popstar 15 years ago but what is she doing now…why is she touring…who is going to these events….because I don’t know any of them…

Maybe a news crew should go out there a do a documentary called “who gives a fuck about JOJO….THESE PEOPLE DO”….

Or we can just look at her cunt doing fitness in tight pants – because we like cunts in tight pants doing fitness…

Posted in:JoJo|SFW

2017

06

Sep

Elisabetta Canalis in a Bikini of the Day

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Do you believe in life after George Clooney ?

Elisabetta Canalis, known for being the vagina the George Clooney didn’t cum inside, because if he did, she’d have at least one kid, cuz based on her behavior, she knows the rule of the opportunist slut with a hot body.

Well, I assume Elisabetta Canalis is trying to figure it out, knowing she wasn’t good enough to get knocked up, seeing her ex all in the media, probably still living off his money he likely pays her as all these rich guys do with their sugar babies, you let them in your cunt once and it’s for life…or something…

Posted in:Elisabetta Canalis|Elizabeth Berkeley|SFW

2017

06

Sep

Dancing Girl and Other Videos of the Day

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Booty Cannon…

Police on Hood…

Reporter Farting on Stage

Woman Steals Police Car

Weird Brawl

Woman Steals Wallet…

Gas Station Massacre in Mexico

Weird Brawl…

Smokey Mechanic…

Touching Boobs…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

06

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Not enough of my hot girl friends invite me over to watch them have sex, you know to have me give them my notes and feedback on their performance, without having to actually have sex with me, because no one wants any of that, and I wouldn’t really want to put them through that…

And by not enough, I mean none at all, which makes sense…since I don’t have any friends..

BUT IF I DID…

I’m sure they wouldn’t let me watch them have sex….

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Hilary Duff Bikini
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Ginger Spice Trying to Fuck Jon Snow…
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Ana Braga Shirtless and AMazing
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2017

05

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I think one of the best pranks there is convincing a married woman to let you bust inside her, you know romantically, to piss off her husband, only to have her go home and make her husband go down on her, not knowing what he’s eating….and 9 months later…thinking he is the actual father of the child his wife just gave birth to….it’s like a double hitter….

The only issue is convincing a married woman of such funny jokes…but you’d be surprised how many women just really hate their husband enough to do that to them…it’s just a numbers game really…

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Selena Gomez and the Weekend in Love
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Nina Dobrez in a Bikini
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Some Busty Chick Getting Naked
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2017

05

Sep

Alyssa Milano’s in a Bikini of the Day

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Alyssa Milano is not hot.

She is old. It is not 1989 and this is not the BTS of Who’s the Boss..

That is not Tony Danza by her side, that is her hairy arm she’s had laser, but like all people who amputate important body parts, that shit lingers, Phantom hairy arms…because like the Italian she is..bitch was hairy…

I find it interesting her fans still exist and still get excited abotu her in a bikini because she has been off TV for decades and really Who’s the Boss wasn’t even that hot, or fun, or good…she’s just Maitland Ward 90s trash still milking it like the cow that she is.

The highlight of Alyssa Milano is that she once told me off on social media for making fun of her arms….it felt like I was getting through and inspiring…but clearly..I wasn’t…and never will…but that’s a whole other story….

Posted in:Alyssa Milano|SFW

2017

05

Sep

Sarah Hyland Bikini Party of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is in a bikini because she’s made for TV, child starring and thus broken bullshit….who is normally weird looking, but far less weird looking when she’s showing off her body.

I guess the execs at Modern Family told her and Ariel Winter to step up the slut to compete with the instagram stars stealing all the viewers…and it’s almost working, you know because they are famous, more famous, with marketing behind them, and big budgets, so their bikini pics are by default more important than the sluts we see on social…but their bikini pics are by no means hotter…if anything they just make me wonder why they get paid so much when so many hotter bitches will do it for free…I guess they are just in the right circles, the right table, scamming proper…who cares..

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2017

05

Sep

Elsa Hosk Nude for Sunglasses of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is the new Candice Swanepoel, or the temp when Candice was making babies and the brand was unsure she would bounce back, but bounce back she did, making Elsa obsolete, not useful, probably still with the Victoria’s Secret panty line – but second string where she belongs, seeing as she launched her career as a titty model….and I guess has gone back to being a titty model, this time for sunglass company, because naked bitches help sell sunglasses I guess…what do I know..

While Elsa was doing that, her boss, the person she shadows or body doubles for, her lead singer to her back up dancing…Candice Swanepoel Tries to be Youthful at Burning Man with Josephine Skriver at burning man, where they slutted out with rich people trying to be down to earth…and where they didn’t run into the burning man and died…but probably should of….

Posted in:Elsa Hosk

2017

05

Sep

Drew Barrymore and Rat Cow and Karlie Kloss Nude for CR Fashion Book of the Day

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Drew Barrymore, Rat Cow, Karlie Kloss and other people I assume got naked for CR Fashion Book….

CR Fashion Book is some well respected, trendy, fashion magazine that produces racy content with models because it is well respected and that’s what makes “art” exist…you need the people everyone respect like CR Fashion Book to perpetuate the lie so the follower drones by into it….

So I have no idea how Em Rat Cow weaseled her way into it, I guess they are looking for clickbait on social media and like her mass following, or she’s the spawn of the devil, is evil incarnate, and she has the power to win over people with her bullshit tits..which for the record are great tits…but tits that should have been left in the strip club or casting couch. The reason she exists or that people buy into her…is just fucking weird or lazy….

That said…Karlie Kloss topless in some Taylor Swift erotica and Drew Barrymore nudes even though she’s 100 years old…make sense to me, and sure Rat Cow tits are always worth looking at…but depressing to look at when they are in a “credible” and I use that term loosely…publications…the tits, although great belong in the F-List they crawled out of before fucking weak yet powerful decision making men…

TITS everywhere..

Posted in:Drew Barrymore|Em Rat Cow|Karlie Kloss|Rat Cow