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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

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Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2017

Sep

Drew Barrymore and Rat Cow and Karlie Kloss Nude for CR Fashion Book of the Day

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Drew Barrymore, Rat Cow, Karlie Kloss and other people I assume got naked for CR Fashion Book….

CR Fashion Book is some well respected, trendy, fashion magazine that produces racy content with models because it is well respected and that’s what makes “art” exist…you need the people everyone respect like CR Fashion Book to perpetuate the lie so the follower drones by into it….

So I have no idea how Em Rat Cow weaseled her way into it, I guess they are looking for clickbait on social media and like her mass following, or she’s the spawn of the devil, is evil incarnate, and she has the power to win over people with her bullshit tits..which for the record are great tits…but tits that should have been left in the strip club or casting couch. The reason she exists or that people buy into her…is just fucking weird or lazy….

That said…Karlie Kloss topless in some Taylor Swift erotica and Drew Barrymore nudes even though she’s 100 years old…make sense to me, and sure Rat Cow tits are always worth looking at…but depressing to look at when they are in a “credible” and I use that term loosely…publications…the tits, although great belong in the F-List they crawled out of before fucking weak yet powerful decision making men…

TITS everywhere..

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2017

Sep

Ariel Winter’s Wild Shorts of the Day

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I am all for asses of all ages, sizes, and levels of fame in short shorts, this is the style, you see it every time you leave your house, girls fucking love wearing this shit….that I am sure often times end up covered in shit because you can’t find a pair of underwear to act as a protective layer between anus and shorts….but that’s not that point…the point is that what you can see from Ariel Winter and her attention seeking, PR strategy, the shorts keep getting shorter and it’s at the point of why bother wearing pants…almost gross..but luckily we all like gross….because we are collectively perverts….you know sniffing the bike seats, or restaurant seats, or really any seats asses in shorts like this sit…but objectively…I can say this is aggressive…..and her ass is alright now, at 18…but is already starting to melt…

WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE….

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2017

Sep

Bella Thorne’s See Through Dress Nipple Ring of the Day

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Bella Thorne may be hot bodied but she’s also tranny faced from all kind of botox and injections that rebuilt her face like the other girls her age. It’s the trend.

When I Was in my 20s, girls wore khakis from the Gap and drank Starbucks, now they are jacking their faces up….going to EDM parties and acting like idiots…

I realize she’s got this hot body, but seeing her dancing and posing in some contrived while pretending she doesn’t give a fuck way is annoying….you know this is scripted, staged and she’s a pawn in the whole thing…

BUT at least she wears see through dresses while dancing around, looking like she’s medicated or drugged, all nipples everywhere, but you can barely see them because she’s a ginger and they are transparent, you know how it is…fame whoring, but here I am buying into it…

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2017

Sep

Hilary Duff in a Bikini of the Day

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The highlight of labor day weekend was not that sluts at Burning Man who I assume are all over social media….but it was Hilary Duff in a bikini for the paparazzi in Malibu – because I love Hilary Duff…

Despite being an older mom with a mom body and a mom pussy – I think she’s at her hottest and that the hottest thing about her is that she’s not some tween twink Disney kid making her hundreds of millions…

I think her high testosterone, boxy, sturdy, thick, half naked, broad chested, capable of moving my fridge out of my basement apartment if she wasn’t rich and famous and too good for me…coupled with her her recently divorced, disenchanted with relationships, dating multiple men publicly, means she’d be a killer fuck…one of those too horny, too crazy, too rich, too coddled, too famous, too entitled to keep up with…but that in and of itself is hot…

I am a fan..and love that she’s an exhibitionist…

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2017

Sep

Stella Maxwell Lesbian of the Day

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Let Stella Maxwell inspire you this day after Labor Day, where you were likely thinking to yourself “I hate working, I hate my job, I hate my life, this day off really makes me want to never go back to work”….or “I hate that I am working on Labor Day because I am the bottom wrung of the ladder, I am the one no one likes, I hate this existence”…and remember that Stella Maxwell was some hipster party model, not that hot, uneven hipster tits, useless even…one of those getting naked but you’d never look twice and never think she’d actually make it….

But then she banged a few celebs, famous chicks who were weak, lost, disasters emotionally from the fame, and worked her way in, stealing their glory, riding their coat tails…because bitch must say the right things, or eat the pussy right…but either way, she’s not top tier famous and known and hot…and all it took was strategic using of people…so even if you don’t have what it takes in anything you want to be doing…you can either fake it, or find a rich fat chick who wants to be eaten out daily in exchange for food and rent…because there are broken women everywhere…

There are options…

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2017

Sep

Naked Girl High On Drugs on the Street and Other VIdeos of the Day

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Woman Screaming “Your Penis is Too Small”

White Car Causes Two Semi Trucks to Crash

Box Falls off a Truck and Takes Out a Woman

Shipping Container VS Lamp Post VS Person

Angry Truck Driver Unloading His Load

Cement Truck VS Car

Moose VS Tire

Kid Lookin’ Up SKirts

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2017

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Big news today….

I think I found my actual calling in life….

No, not a pimp, or a whore, or a cult leader…

Not a sex councillor, or sex researcher who has to watch people fuck…

But a “Breast Feeding Support Specialist”….a job I didn’t know exists, but discovered has a college degree or certificate built around that title…

And even if I choose to go down a different employment path, it would still be great to carry that diploma everywhere I go…it would almost make my grabbing random girl tit, or staring at moms breast feed seem like I’m doing research…

Dreams came true today…

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Beyonce Published Weirdness Photoshoot of the Black Women in her Life Including Michelle Obama – Weirdness
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L’Oreal Clickbaits Hiring a Black Tranny Model
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Fat Ass – Tight Jeans
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Warner Bros want Leo to be the New Joker
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Some Slut in a TIght Dress
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Parrot Doing Cup Flips
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I still think this Pulling Gun During Walmart Brawl is Insane
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Kid Rock – Already a Corrupt Politician
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2017

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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99 percent of women who say no to sending me nude selfies – change their mind when I offer them money – even almost insignificant amounts of money – even when they have ample money from being rich or having a solid job -ust money in and of itself turns them on, proving yet again that women are whores…at least as a general rule based on scientific research I have conducted the last 15 years on the internet using real academic sampling and measuring tools….

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Lesbian Kirsten Stewart and Stella Maxwell
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Dude Asks Girls on the beach if they Use Sex Toys
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Jennifer Connelly in a Yellow Bikini
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Dude running from the cop jumps into the ocean and starts swimming from them….next to a shark…
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Drunk Chugging Champagne
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The Dumbest Invention – a Camera that Prints GIFs…..which Makes No Sense Because it is Dumb…
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Taylor Swift’s Cleavage at a Wedding
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Some Slut Named Katie Keight Nip Slip
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60 Year Old Life Hacks
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Close Call Lightning Strike
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Some Slut Named Cayley King Braless
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Kittens Swim Up to the Boat for Help – Pretty Amazing
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Amazon Deliver Guy Pisses in the Garden
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Mel B in a Tight Dress
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Cop Yells a Dude Helping Harvey Victims – Because Cops are the Worst
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Lady Pulling Gun in the Walmart Brawl
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Kim Garner Has the Hottest Body
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Subway During Flood
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Road Raging Fed Ex Driver Causes Accident
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Gwyneth Paltrow – Flashback Nudes
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Miranda Kerr – Flashback Nudes
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Drew Barrymore Flashback Nudes
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Liz Hurley Flashback Nudes
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Brooke Burke Flashback Nudes
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Idiot Almost Drowns on LIVE TV
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Big Tits in Mortal Kombat Costumes
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2017

Sep

Lohan in a Bathing Suit is Everything of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is everything

She is an angel sent from heaven.

You may look at these pictures of her and think “what the hell is going on with her stomach, why does she gain her weight like that, is she pregnant, she must be pregnant, or is it just a bad angle”….

Well the answer is Lohan…this is how bodies are supposed to look, all those girls with toned stomachs just aren’t on trend…

Why? Because Lohan is everything, the Messiah…EVERYTHING…CONNECTED AT THE SOUL…spiritually connected…someone I want to worship and Pray to / Prey On…

I am into all thing Lohan and always will be, I just wish she was naked….I want to see her labia and just how much damage has been done…because others know how perfect Lohan is and she’s let them in to tickle her womb…

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2017

Sep

Bella Thorne Stripper Dance of the DAy

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I was not planning on doing any Bella Thorne content today, because it is Labor Day, we all need our time off, and because I hate being sucked into her scam that I know is just a fucking scam, basic low level marketing scam, to get attention scam…and with that attention she will make more money, get more jobs and continue to scam harder and harder until one day she expires, you know do as much as you can as hard as you can as fast as you can and this half nakedness is just trendy, the style, all the girls are doing it…and I love it…but I know it comes from an evil, selling product way, taking away the authenticity, not that she’s authentic, I’m sure the tits are fake, I know the face is face, but I still get into it….but probably because she’s lookin’ tranny faced and tranny, like nude selfies, are also trendy….so hard to keep up with these idiots…so many idiots…everywhere…

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