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2017

21

Jul

Halle Berry Chugs Whiskey of the Day

NERD ALERT…

Halle Berry was at Comicon doing some press to draw some attention to some movie she’s in because she’s still an Oscar winning actress with great tits that you probably used to jerk off to because you’re 40…

And she pulled a glass of Whiskey Chug for the nerds who looked on in amazement, because some nerds like to drink, other nerds fear drinking and judge, it has a negative reaction with their meds…or autism…or whatever…

The whole thing was magical…if it’s actually Whiskey and not baby urine that she uses as some elixir to stay young and young…

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2017

21

Jul

I like Charlotte Lawrence of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence is some random model I follow on Social media, who I didn’t realize I follow on Social Media, because I follow 7500 models and sluts posting slutty content on their social media for me to either try to jerk off to – or to get horny over – so that when I leave the house I can sexualize girls proper…since they are all sexualizing themselves while pretending they aren’t…

I have no idea who she is, but I like her, so she’s the random instagram girl I follow of the day…a new feature that may only last today…

Look at her all in her bikini and stuff…it’s how they get famous…and it’s perfect…I’m a fan.

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2017

21

Jul

Shits on Scooter To Avoid Confiscation and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Man on the Streets

Unskirt Filmer

Insane Accident of the Day

Criminal Gets Caught Fast

5 Teens Watch a Dude Drown…

Dude of the Day – Drinking and Driving on Clearwater Beach on FB live

Asshole Dog Tea Bag

Tree VS Girls

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2017

21

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Girls have rape fantasies and as it turns out rape fantasies are hard to manage….because you don’t want to actually do a rape out of trying to give a girl what she wants…but you don’t want to not give a girl enough of a rape so that she cums….it’s that really hard tight rope you gotta walk, but can’t help be walk, because there is promise of getting your dick wet…

The world…is a complicated place…

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2017

20

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Today was not as good as OJ getting off Parole from a crime he was “over-punished” for because a judge had a vendetta..

At this point who even cares about OJs dead sluty disrespecting wife…she was basically a Kardashian…and OJ did what other people probably have wanted to do….what he though was right…

THE ONLY MISTAKE OJ MADE WAS THAT HE DIDN’T KILL KRIS JENNER….WHILE HE WAS KNOCKING HER UP WITH KHLOE AS ROBERT KARDASHIAN CUCKOLD…

It’s amazing the OJ story is still a thing….

I am pumped for the PR spin that’s about to happen…with his daughter Khloe….because OJ is hilarious..

But I did get to see young massive tits, no bra, hard nipple, on a daughter with her mom…clearly on some bonding vacation…

My life…pathetic and uneventful!

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2017

20

Jul

Martha Hunt’s On Set Panty Flash of the Day

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This isn’t a real panty flash, I mean it is for a panty company and it is all part of their shoot, but that doesn’t take away the fact that Martha Hunt, one of America’s last homegrown model, while all the other women have gone off and become fat, is CAMELTOEING all kinds from every angle….It also doesn’t take away the fact that one of the pics of her ass cheek from the front and the other of her full ass…all round and fit…are amazing……

I know, she’s a hired hooker, it’s not that impressive to see her half naked, it’s her job, what she does, but I still appreciate a good cameltoe on a model…I’m not that jaded or desensitized yet…and that alone makes me feel ALIVE…

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2017

20

Jul

Pregnant Jessica Alba in a Bikini of the Day

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I wonder if you knocked up or seemingly knocked up Jessica Alba and built a billion dollar company off her back, would you insist on a paternity test to make sure that her cheating vagina, because she’s ultimately hollywood obsessed and there is no way she doesn’t bang other celebrities, producers, or directors….at least according to my friend…who seems to know all about these things…like a Asspergers when it comes to celebrity cunt….

Or do you just accept the little white jewish looking kid as your own….

I mean I know none of those questions matter and you just focus on the breast feeding…a mom of three addicted to breeding…maybe she can’t abort…who cares…she doesn’t look so bad…I’m into it…

Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2017

20

Jul

Karlie Kloss in a Swimsuit of the Day

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Taylor Swift’s real life Barbie Doll that she plays with on the regular…Karlie Kloss…is on the beach in Miami because it is Swim Week…

The only thing interesting about her is that she was sold by Victoria’s Secret to Taylor Swift in some marketing endorsement deal that helped increase her profile as a promo model, from being a fashion model, because she’s tall as fuck…but also boring as fuck…

I don’t understand how she made it as a Lingerie or Swim model, she’s long and tall, sure, but that’s not what I want in my lingerie or swim models….it’s just weird looking…

I guess the only thing interesting about this is that Taylor Swift let her out of her cage to have a trip in Miami…what a nice Taylor Swift…despite being a demon from hell….

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Posted in:Karlie Kloss|SFW

2017

20

Jul

Christina Milian Nipple of the Day

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I don’t even know if I am looking at a nipple or not…I am just gonna assume that I am…because it makes my day feel like it has more purpose…than when I do posts that don’t involve nipple…not because I think nipples are this sacred thing or that I can even jerk off to a nipple like I was 12 years old….but because I figure looking at a picture of Christina Milian only matters with nipples…

She confuses me because she’s a one hit wonder turned knocked up sugar baby, turned credited song writer who gets paid..but still whores herself the hell out….which is so crazy….but girls are girls are girls.

Posted in:Christina Milian|SFW

2017

20

Jul

Bella Hadid Titties in Kendall Jenner Face of the Day

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Bella Hadid posted a pictures of her shoving her tit in Kendall Jenner’s face because of #illuminati.

This is how these rich girls conceptualize their world takeover and thank each other for helping each other trick the world into thinking they are relevant…because apparently they are…..

It’s a little “titties in your face, we won at life, cuz our parents are rich and our siblings paved the way for us, all thanks to your help BFF”…

Pretty garbage, but still a tits…