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Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2017

Sep

India Westbrooks Nipples of the Day

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India Westbrooks has 3.2 Million followers on social media, yet I’ve never found her. From my googling, which was really flimsy googling, I found out that she was a “socialite”…and with a name like Westbrooks she must be some kind of royalty, only after looking at some of her pics, I would have to say, she’s probably more the kind of girl who fucks and gets knocked up by pro athletes…and her name is just a stripper stage name…

But that doesn’t mean she doesn’t party, have a good time, or look good in her topless pics she posts for her 3.2 million followers…knowing that that is why they are there…

I guess the world or America likes…trashy girls, from Kardashians to this…there’s always hope for stripper looking porn trash to make it…

I wonder what she smells like….

I want to smell her …

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2017

Sep

Lindsay Lohan Singing Happy Birthday Erotica of the Day

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In an era of Bella Thornes who rode Lohan’s dick so hard, she basically became the next generations more fun, hotter bodied, less freckled version of Lohan, from Disney to relevant erotica / softcore porn, who luckily gets the advantage of social media to stay relevant….

I think it’s important to remember where our redhead disney kid fetish started….with Lohan…the redhead who made my fear of redheads disappear and replace it with a redhead obsession…yet I still haven’t had sex with a redhead…I guess I still fear the orange pubic hair I saw in high school and gagged from the contrast against very pink pussy lips…

A fetish that got me talking to a reheaded stripper in a weird leotard, all skinny and hot from a distance last night, her name “Amber”…who with her brown teeth went on to tell me how she used to be a waitress and how tipping a dollar a drink in a strip club is actually too cheap…and broke it down to why….thanks Amber…

I didn’t get a lap dance with her, even though she wanted one, girl has bills to pay…but I did get fucking annoyed because she wouldn’t shut up, and because she thought her tattoo that read “double trouble” was clever…FRENCH people….

She did remind me of Lohan, the dream…the dream singing happy birthday to her mom in some creepy video I felt compelled to post…because I guess we should all celebrate Dina Lohan for creating our queen and destroying her in the process…LOhan the delusional ex celebrity always a celebrity!

THANSK DINA…

Here’s some Bella Thorne in her Slutty Rave gear….because she’s a raver….

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2017

Sep

Robin Tunney 45 Year Old Tits of the Day

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Robin Tunney is 45, which I guess isn’t that big of a deal, considering I am older than her, and we live in an era where 25 isn’t the sexual peak of a woman, it’s not the cut off point anymore, it’s not that once a girl turns 30 she’s dead to me, and I’m not sure if it has to do with modern science, or my own accepting my own age, or our own mortality, or maybe I’m tired of looking at all these hot 20-25 year olds and find something exciting about a menopausal / pre-menopausal pussy that has seen some shit over the years….I don’t know.. maybe the young girls are too annoying, the older pussy gets it and is less crazy…WHO knows…

What I do know is that this chick is Robin Tunney, she’s from some show called the Metalist and Prison Break, two shows I haven’t seen thanks to not owning a TV or cable because fuck that…

She was probably most relevant in Encino Man, Pauly Shore makes all girls relevant, at least in the 90s….

I think she should be most relevant for her natural hangers, in a world of fake tits, the natural hanger tits bring me joy, the speak to my soul, their sag, their lift…like Euopean beach tits…i dig the Den Mother, teaching the youngs how to do…all mom bodied and breast feeding sag…hot to me.

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2017

Sep

Tallia Storm See Through of the Day

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The UK Love TIts

Tallia Storm is apparently some 18 year old Scottish Singer, whatever that means….

Some Glasgow factory worker’s daughter just trying to make it…

I do appreciate that she’s wearing a see through top for the paparazzi, like other people in the UK< they know, shamless titty flash is the way to get where you need to go..just ask every Glamour model, reality star, Rita ora around...they'll tell you...UK paparazzi and tabloids love the titties... So wear those tits, show them tits, be those tits, live the tits....TITS....but don't pull out your tits, that'd be wrong....wear a see through top....way better....right... [gallery ids="550865,550866,550867,550868"] TO See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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2017

Sep

Nina Dobrev’s Crotch Shot of the Day

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In a world of porn, spread assholes, and all that pantyless good times being norm…it is hard to get excited about a panty flash…it’s like I see more pussy lip / hair / anything pussy oriented on social media…making a casual getting out of car…what was at one point the Paparazzi tease tactic that all these whores would do to get in the media on purpose…you know short skirt, getting out of car, making eye contact, sometimes winking at the camera, to let us all know they are doing it on purpose…making it look casual…because back then, it was impossible to whore yourself out half naked, pussy out, it wasnt mainstream and it would get you fired from your Disney contract…but now a days, this is where all these people are doing their castings..you need to be a public whore who gets naked firs and foremost before getting hired to work at Disney…making it awkward for the 12 year olds…unless they are Ariel Winter or have moms like Ariel Winter who teach them right…

What I am saying is that I come from an era of when the whores were secret whores…forced to panty flash like a little tease whore….because actual whores got lynched…

But now we are in an era of whores being what get jobs, what matter, half naked and amazing..if you can’t whore you don’t get work…

Leaving tactics like this panty flash, on a Canadian TV starlet named Nina Dobrev confusing to me, the limbo of panty flashes, like is it actually just an accident, even though for years it was a tactic, or is she just too old to be that basic IG whore..and still pulls the old tricks since they got her where she is in terms of fame using the old tactics…

So many useless questions about useless pussy.

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2017

Sep

Dove Cameron See Through Instagram Pic of the Day

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Here’s a love Dove Cameron who is a busty looking young slut in Hollywood doing the young slut thing, trying to make some noise, get noticed and apparently – not wearing a bra on her instagram –

It is VERY possible that this pic isn’t real, some photoshop job by some pervert who knows who Dove Cameron is, and that pervert is not me, I don’t know no photoshop dawg…and I don’t know no Dove Cameron dawg…but I’ve seen her story play out before…

19 year old, busty, Disney starlet….leveraging social media like Bella Thorne, to compete with everyday girls getting just as popular without being on TV, thanks to nudes..

19 year olds not wearing bras, because no one wears bras, in sheer tops, because that’s just how it is…

19 year old hormones in the food, looking good to me…because I’m an old pervert and all young tits look good to me…

LA cheesy, thirsty for attention like all girls, because social media is all that matters, it’s a place to post tits and get feedback from the fans…good times.

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2017

Sep

Old Dude Puts PUbic Hair on Random Girl.. and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Woman on Campus

Same Naked Woman

Spear Attack at the Internet Cafe – What the Hell

Dusty Weather in Saudi Arabia

Husband Shooting Wife with Fireworks

Brutal Knockout on Hollywood BLVD

Conjoined Twins of the Day

Woman Driver Drives Over Dude By Accident – TWICE

Boyfriend Kicks Pregnant Girlfriend in the Stomach – Causes Miscarriage – Gets Arrested – Bad Contraception

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2017

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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You can tell a lot about a woman by the tattoos she has permanently stained herself with, like last night, there was a fresh meat stripper at the strip club, who really took the sport of stripping seriously, and who I could tell had practiced the routine by the stiffness in her spreading of ass, but the idea and choreography was there….

I thought to myself that I liked her moves, her effort, her attention to detail, it was like going to a dance recital and it was fun….

But when she got on all fours and naked enough I saw she had “FOREVER” tattooed across her lower back, but not in a cute memorial to her dead cat kind of way, in a throw up on a train in the 80s in NYC, a style that has become the airbrushed T-Shirts you buy on the Boardwalk in shitty Jersey or Florida…you KNOW the ones I mean…

Right there, etched into her back, forever…a hot bodied young girl…destroyed….perfect to get a lap dance from and squeeze extra hard on them tits to let her know it’lll be ok and that you care…you know…

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The White Giraffe is Nuts
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Narcos Location Scout Shot and Killed in Mexico
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Nicole Kidman Forgets Her Adopted Kids in a Speech
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Julianne Hough Fit Body in Workout Gear
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Top QUality Polish Crane
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KiteSurfing
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Ariel Winter Sexualized by her mom at 12
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Weird People at the Rihanna Party
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Brazilians inn a Crazy Downhill Roller Cart Weirdness
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Kate Upton Has Been Dieting
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Robots Playing Instruments….for Some Weird Hippie Electronic Musician….
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2017

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Either I have a mom fetish for not having a mom, because I keep seeing really fucking hot moms and I just want to smear their vaginas on my face, then eat their baked goods, because they are moms.

It could be there level of responsibility and hardwork, or the fact that they won’t want my kids, no one is that crazy, but still nice….you know just older, more experienced, eager to fuck because their lives suck….willingness to do dirty dirty things because they want excitement so bad and they know how much abuse a pussy can take…

But it’s probably got to do with the moms looking better than the kids, with their fitness yoga asses, spandex…in a world of kids over eating, being lazy, when moms still remember when fat was shameful….old timers get it…and it is magical…

Go into this weekend…wanting to fuck a mom….

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Heather Locklear Ended Up in Hospital after Ditching her Porsche
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Bella Hadid Fights Her Own Security Against Her Hired Paparazzi
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Lottie Moss – Bikini
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Braless Jennifer Lawrence
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Let’s All Hope Lady Gaga Dies
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The “IT” Department -> GET IT? GET IT?
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1650 Dollar Sweater Made of Pantyhose and Stretched Out Socks…What?
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Blac Chyna Nipples,…
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Nikki Bella Pokies
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Stork Denies Crocodile
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Aaron Carter Doesn’t Have HIV – Live on TV
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Mayra Pietrocola, Gracia de Torres and Martina Pinto! Nipples at Film FEST
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Rihanna Tits at an Event
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Hot Instagram Slut of the Day
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Lily Rose Depp – Hot Fucking Model
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Ariel Winter Latex / Black Panties
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Rachel Bilson Looking Cute
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Elephant Takes Out Truck While Searching for Food in the Middle of the Road…
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Ariel Winter – Panties
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Josephine Skriver Lingerie
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Olympic Skier Shows Off Parkour Skills
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Delilah Hamlin Hot Instagram Girl
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Darren Aronofsky and J.Law in Love
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Getty Kidnapping Movie Staring Marky Mark without the Funky Bunch
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Halle Berry – Huge Cleavage
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Guillermo Del Toro’s New Movie that’s Winning All the Awards Trailer
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The New Girl with a Dragon Tattoo
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Kendall Jenner – Nipples
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Lil Kim in Lace
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Celebrities Dare Trump Supporters to Boycott Their Movies….
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Analysis of Norm MacDonald’s Sense of Humor
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Amazing Naked Busty Chick…
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Melanie Griffith HUGE BUSH for Playboy – Throwback
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Hot Naked Chick of the Day
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Some Chick Named Amber Hahn Got Arrested for Getting Naked in Public
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Squirt Class
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Slutty Plumber – LOL
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Big tits in the Shower
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Awesome Spread Pussy
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Sex at the marina
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Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…I am Watching it Right Now!
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Angel or Demon in the Car?
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She Needs a Bigger Penis
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Gwyneth Paltrow Naked in Mud
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Pornstar Needs your Help
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Topless TANNING
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SNATCH PLAY
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2017

Sep

Top 19 SFW Cam Girl Clips of the Week Part 6 of the Day

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We attempt to capture some of the best SFW moments of these brilliant cam girls every week….because we appreciate power women, taking their careers into their own hands, being their own boss, being creative, fun and interesting….rather than the vapid content we see on Instagram where girls are getting naked for social acceptance…that’s just weird….

I like girls who get naked for free, but who get tipped out by other suckers trying to be the whale in the room, the one we all like because thanks to him girl’s about to put dildos inside her…so many DILDOS….

I watch this shit for hours every week – on MYFREECAMS where you’ll see all these SFW girls get pretty hardcore..

This is the future as far as I’m concerned, work from home, be an idiot, let weirdos watch and tip you…while being creative, interesting and weird in the process..

It is fascinating…

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