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2017

24

Aug

Beyonce Big Booty of the Day

Beyonce is slutting out on social media, grabbing that mom ass, staying edgy or attempting to stay relevant now that she’s shat out two more babies created in a test tube with fertility drugs, cuz bitch is old…

You know getting into a tight dress and spreading her ass like a porn star, because no matter how much money an attention seeker makes, she’ll always be addicted to that attention she seeks, and will do anything she can to get it…normally in the form of slutty behavior because feeling sexy while getting attention is probably a better feeling for a woman than getting the attention for being a fucking pig who can eat all the Popeyes Chicken thrown at her in some corporate sponsorship…where I guess Beyonce is aiming for a bit of both…

I guess what I am saying at is slutty behavior for slutty feedback is hot enough to look at.

Posted in:Beyonce|SFW

2017

24

Aug

Anna Wendzikowska Naked on the Balcony of the Day

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Anna Wendzikowska is a Polish TV presenter, I know I was shocked to find out that Poland has TVs….but then I realized it is the internet generation, TV is a thing of the past and we are no longer in the early 80s when Poland likely didn’t have TV, but instead communist broadcasts in the town square…but times they are a changing, in this free world, and fake news isn’t limited to WESTERN countries, and I guess Poland would be considered a Western Country…they may even be in the EURO…what the fuck do I know..

I just know this is one of their TV stars totally naked on a hotel balcony, because she’s got massive tits and an awesome bush and should celebrate them for the fans..and the local paparazzi!…

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2017

24

Aug

Megan Fox for Frederick’s of Hollywood of the Day

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Megan Fox got a piece of the action from what was a popular, but trashy, but popular lingerie company in the Paris Hilton days of relevance, especially around Halloween…but they fell off hard, clearly bad marketing direction, because we are in an era where more people than ever are wearing lingerie in public on their social media and shit, and they should have no reason not to be booming…but clearly…they are out of touch…because they cast Megan Fox, a mom of 3, who no one gave a fuck about even when she was Megan Fox….

What a wreck ….

She did one shoot for them, that they are still milking, and probably not making that much sales because she’s Megan Fox…photoshopped to shit…

Posted in:Megan Fox|SFW

2017

24

Aug

Alexandra Daddario in a Swimsuit for the Layover of the Day

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Some garbage movie called The Layover is coming out soon, and the promo pic they used to promote Alexandra Daddario and her big tits is a bikini shot with her bikini jacked up her pussy, and I guess that is hot enough…except when you look at her at the premiere with Kate Upton, her co-star….

The girls in the movie, Kate Upton and Alexandra Daddario at the premiere looking like fucking school buses, or middle aged moms on their way to a friend’s second marriage….because her husband left her for the babysitter.

NEITHER look hot and you can’t look at these pics and think “UGHHH SO HOT”….

You can however look at both of them half naked and think…”big tits i want to suffocate on”…because the thing about fat, thick, big girls..is that I love the idea of suffocating on their tits…

Here’s Kate Upton doing fitness..

Posted in:Alexandra Daddario|Kate Upton|SFW

2017

24

Aug

Lohan’s Stepmom Seems Alright of the Day

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Kate Major is a totally insignificant character. She was some drunken coke whore that a drunken Michael Lohan, the father of the next Messiah, Lindsay Lohan, making him the modern day JOSEPH in this NEW NEW testament….

So pretty much the bottom of the barrel, likely a cocktail waitress, who fucking cares, she’s a scumbag and disgusting…

Just tabloid fodder, who loves being in the tabloids as it is the most she’s accomplished other than finding a famous dad….to cum in her…

Well, she got arrested again, they get arrested a lot, and she went off on some racist rant, calling one cop a dyke because she likely was a dyke and the other a monkey, and a slave, and all kind of other disgusting shit, like how she wants to be a White Power idiot, and it’s just too bad she didn’t get shot.

This kid of attitude blows my fucking mind, but at the same time, I know she wants nothing more than to get fucked silly by a black cock, so it’s hard to take her serious…she lost me at “I’m famous”….that’s where her credibility in all this bag over her head shit was lost…because sure she’s on TMZ…but they’ll feature anyone to make that Harvey Levin more Jewish money. LOL.

Here are some lohan pics to celebrate this vile mess…

Posted in:Kate Major|SFW|Videos

2017

24

Aug

Sign Hits A Dude and Other Videos of the DAy

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Dude Stealing Trailer – Stopped to Bang Mid Crime…

Illegally Parked Car Gets Put Onto a Building

Scooter Driver – Kills His Whole Family

Robber’s Mask…is Panties

Man Assaulted with Metal Cup

Kate Major, SFW
Lohan’s Stepmom Seems Alright of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

24

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like sending girls pictures of fat girls from social media with more fans than they have – and saying “I like her twice as much as you, because she’s twice the size of you, and ten times more popular than you…star eating”…

Because I like to make skinny bitches fat by making them think it is hot to be fat since it is easy to become fat…but not so easy to become unfat…allowing them to spend the rest of their adult life fat…or starving themselves, anorexia, and not getting the press the other fat chicks I motivated them to become fat by showing…depressing them…because body positivity leads to unrealistic expectations…not all fat chicks, or skinny chicks becoming fat can become social media famous, even though it appears as you can….

I am a hero in the eating disorder solutions industry, without people like me, people wouldn’t have eating disorders, and treatments for said eating disorders, and big PHARMA wouldn’t have pills to thwart eating disorders, or obesity meds for the fat people they want fat because it is big business..

You know, just doing my damn part…

Bikini Stunts on a Motorcycle
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Nicki Minaj and Blac Chyna Whoring
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Some Chick Named Kate Major Getting Arrested on Some Homophobic / Racist Rant Getting Arrested
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Old Fucking Action Heros
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New Blade Runner Trailer
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Night Racing from the New Grand Tourismo
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The Vlogging Cat
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Beyonce in a Tight Dress
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2017

23

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Horny all the time from all the bikini selfies….is probably a dangerous thing for people who actually have penises that work…

It’s like so many girl nude, often times recycling nudes, reminding you that they don’t care about you as much as they pretend to, and that you’re just on their BCC list, but you still get to see things inserted in their spread asses, part of an exclusive club….that is part of a bigger club…called HORNY all the time…even when you have a penis that doesn’t work…

Here are some stepLINKS

Simon Cowell Gets Drink Thrown On Him By Mel B
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Hilary Duff – Hot in Mom Jeans
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Hooters is Shutting Down….
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Highest Paid Actor List….
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Stray German Shepherd Rescue – Breaks my Heart but Makes Me So Happy…
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Build Your Own Rolls Royce
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Liz Olsen Legs!!!
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Mariah Carey – Thick Fucking Thighs
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Katey Hudson Black Panty Upskirt
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Bird Happy his Owner is home!
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Indiana Jones – Sound Effects Remix
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The Sandwich from Agents of Shield
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Amy Schumer – Greedy Cunt
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Gwyneth Paltrow is an Avenger Again
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Taylor Swift – PROMO Tour
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Three Great Asses
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Christina Milian – Bikini
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A Joker Movie is Happening
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John Stamos Butt Shot…
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Netflix’s Horror Comedy – Little Evil – Trailer
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Bratty Baby Raccoon
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American Horror Story “CULT” is Happening
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Busty Slut in a Bikini
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Madison Beer in a Tight Top
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Alison Brie Alleged Tits….
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Highest Paid Actor’s Wife in a Bikini….
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Big Tits – Lame Cowboy Costume!
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Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…I am Watching it Right Now!
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Girl With Awesome Huge Tits
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Michalka Sisters in a Boring Slutty Shoot
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Charlie Sheen BAnged Out AIDS PUssy
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Lame Nude Shoot
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Slutty Selfies!
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Small Tits of the DAy
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Busty Asian Rides the Dildo
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Weird Japanese Fetish of the Day
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2017

23

Aug

Dakota Johnson Shaving her Friends Leg Instagram Artist Shoot of the Day

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Dakota Johnson is Don Johnson’s Miami Vice ejaculate that was left inside Melanie Griffith’s womb when they were likely on drugs in the 80s…and relevant…

She’s not on my list of favorite celebrity kids who work as actors because acting is a joke and anyone can do it…but she’s a celebrity kid who work as actors because acting is a joke…

They are like social media influencers with a budget….

The most interesting thing about her is that her grandma was jerked off on by Hitchcock during the filming of The Birds…something that gives Dakota some street cred….and acting jobs….but the second most interesting thing about her is these pics of her shaving her friend’s legs at some topless pool party…because…it looks like a good time, really what all girls should do together, be naked together, have a bit of soul…more interesting than any of her acting.

I don’t know what these pics are for, but I’m thinking it must be a hipster magazine, it has that vibe of instagram “art”…for creeper photogs.

WHO KNOWS…

Posted in:Dakota Johnson

2017

23

Aug

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pics Are Everything of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is the closest thing I’ve had to a religious experience. She is just this magical angel sent from heaven to make all of our lives better. She doesn’t realize that she is the messiah, because instead of being the son/daughter of God that she is, she’s distracted by being the daughter of some weathered coke slut and abusive asshole father that exploited the fuck out of her to live out their weird 80s rockstar dream….

But that doesn’t make her any less magical, it just makes me want to nurture her / impregnate her, if she hasn’t gone into early menopause from the trauma of her hard few years….more than ever..

From freckles, to ginger skin / hair and massive tits….I will forever be in love, this is my love letter, Lohan is everything…