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2017

04

Aug

Alison Brie Cleavage of the Day

Alison Brie is some well liked, at least in the nerd world, actress who was on a show called Community and more recently….GLOW….the girls of wrestling…

I have never seen Community or GLOW….and I am not sold on her awkward looking face…but I am into her big old tits…tits I’d like to smear on the cracker or maybe a Baguette that is my penis but much bigger than my penis…since my penis is more of a crumb than somehting of substance…not that you care about my penis, or maybe you do, stop talking about my penis faggot…..

That said, I’d like to smear her tits on me / my face like were a nice slice of creamy brie…but maybe I am just addicted to cheese, all cheese, lesbian cheese, breast milk cheese, because cheese has the same effect as OPIATES…and are addictive…and it has nothing to do with ALISON BRIE….or her toplessness – that you can see in these artist rendition look-a-like – performance art pics I saw of her….

Or maybe you like her better at events…showing cleavage…of tits you know are wonderful…

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2017

04

Aug

Julianne Hough Fish Killer of the Day

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Julianne Hough is rocking’ out her Honeymoon, despite being sad she couldn’t marry the best fuck of her life…her brother..and she documented her fishing / possibly KILLING a living creature on her social media for her fans – who are Dancing with the Stars watchers, and thus are trailer trash, since most sophisticated people, don’t watch network TV….and not even really sophisticated people, but people who own computers / tablets and smart phones…the concept of checking into ABC at 8 pm is just fucking gnarly to anyone with a brain…

From my experience, those are the same kind of people super into fishing, it is a common sport, for trash, and seeing a bikini babe pander to them catching fish must drive them nuts…

I figure I cater to the same simple minded retard who still has cable and loves fishing…so here’s some PORN for you bud.

Here’s a butt shot..

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2017

04

Aug

Nicola Peltz is Still a Billionaire, Still Trying of the Day

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Nicola Peltz is the daughter of some billionaire, who threw some money at his friend’s movie, because that’s how billionaires work, they buy their daughters careers in the industry they want to be part of to make up for neglecting the fuck out of them while making the billions…

So, she did Transformers, proved Megan Fox has no real talent or skill, and that some rich kid with no training can do her job for her….and now she’s out sucking Codeine pops in a club, being skinny and hot and rich and useless how we like em….because skinny rich girls are everything….I know I just said Katie Price Jordan was everything but different things can be everything in their own right..stop trying to OPPRESS…

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2017

04

Aug

Katie Price and her Hard Nipple on her Monster Tits of the Day

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Katie Price Jordan is Iconic…at least to me, because I’ve been doing this website for a long fucking time, and despite them saying if you put 10,000 hours into something, you become an expert, where as I have become progressively worse, less interesting, less followed, less relevant…I am BLOCKBUSTER.

That said, Katie Price, someone you’d expect to also be BLOCKBUSTER, because she’s old and irrelevant, but an iconic monster titty model from many years ago, who still has her mosnter titties that don’t need a bra, because they can’t sag, they are too full to sag…basketballs and hard nippled, in what I find amazing, because you’d assume her nipples would have fallen off during some of the surgeries..

That SAID, I’m a forever fan. She is everything.

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2017

04

Aug

Rita Ora’s Topless of the Day

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Topless Rita Ora is a better version of Rita Ora…who relies heavily on her tits to matter – and to exist…but Topless Rita Ora may be like a lot of the girls I get nudes from – in that their push up bra monster tits are far more substantial than her actual sloppy tits…but tits are always worth looking at when nothing else is going on, coupled with you never having been breast fed, forcing you to be titty obsessed for your entire existence making people like RITA ORA…as useless or uninteresting as they may be…all of a sudden…more interesting…right..right…because without the tits, she’s just a SANDWICH without bread…or a Sandwich that is just bread….

She looks better face tuned for her social media…truth.

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2017

04

Aug

Olivia Wilde Shirt Fetish of the Day

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I don’t really know who she is, other than some twat who gave herself a stage name, because her real last name is COCKBURN….something a little less marketable…even in porn…cuz no one wants their cock to burn…or even a bitch’s name to suggest or put the idea of that in their minds…if anything it is disgusting…..and surprising that none of her ancestors didn’t change their name over the last few generations where cock burns are frowned upon….

Maybe they weren’t as forward thinking opportunists as this cunt, who is in MOVIES, who I’m sure I’ve seen in movies, but can’t place, but I do like the shirt over face look, it’s how most of my fucks look better…the SEX pose of champions or of champions who fuck ugly chicks that disgust them….it’s the subtle BROWN paper bag, without the inconvenience of finding a Brown paper bag, you know USE THE DAMN SHIRT…situation…

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2017

04

Aug

Kim Turnbull Skinny Slut in a Bikini of the Day

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I like watching piss drip off a bikini bottom…it turns me on, like some really horny young pussy all eager and excited to be penetrated, or just a girl who can’t control her bladder, or a slutty girl with daddy issues pretending that she’s squirting – when really – she’s just pissing all over the place….it’s exciting…even when it is just water from her being on the beach dripping off her as she gets out…it doesn’t matter…

She’s in the Barbados, she’s on the vacation, her boyfriend is Madonna’s son Rocco Ritchie…

She’s a model, she’s 17, you’re a pervert…

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2017

04

Aug

Aubrey O’Day Forever of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day Forever….is the tattoo we should all have on our chests…because a fat girl with fake tits…and her musical dream that got her fucked by many rappers…the fatter she got…before turning to fitness to get back in with the white guys…only to fall and land here….is something you should never forget…

Puff Daddy created, reality SHOW, band’s lead singer….turned obsolete, non-existent, yet….she’s appeared from the depths of our memory…with this bathing suit tit pic..and that’s all it really takes for me…

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2017

04

Aug

Daphne Groeneveld Hot in Daily Front Magazine of the Day

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Daphne Groeneveld is some model from Holland, she’s been around since the 2010s, and I guess has made a career out of this, and by career I mean found a rich guy to support her, but I could be wrong.

She’s weird faced, but I like it, probably freakish in person, but I like it, and she’s topless in a magazine…

I generally don’t read interviews with models, but I read this one while I stole their pics…and learned that along with working out 5 days a week, she also….loves the Hamptons…Italy and her dad keeps all her magazine covers and it’s so cute….until she walks in on him jerking off to them…in an “I made this, let me fuck it’….kind of way…

Also…she wants to take more holidays…despite her life being a holiday as models work a day a month if they are lucky…slackers.