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2023

24

Oct

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

I don’t live at the beach, I don’t live near a beach. I don’t know rich people with country houses or pools, willing to adopt me and I don’t have a car to drive out to some swimming hole, plus it’s fucking freezing here, so the bikinis or staring a bitches in bikinis has been pretty few and far between…

Meaning, I saw less than a dozen swimsuits this entire summer….and the ones I did see weren’t on hot chicks, it was on old ladies in the park….which had to fucking do because beggars can’t be choosers or some shit.

Meaning, my access to bikinis is so limited, that I get fucking excited staring at bikini pics, like kind of incel who first accessed the internet discovering that bitches are shameless and love putting out bikini content, despite the bitching the fate woke lesbians do when it comes to dude or brands using bitches in bikinis to market shit, because unlike me, they are just bitter that no one is inviting them to the pool parties or bikini experience because they are fat angry and no fun to be around….

I am not bitter about not being invited to the bikini party, because I have the internet and can deal with the swimsuits on my own terms without all the small talk and being asked to put my pants back on…

So here are some bikinis, worthy of getting excited over, even as a grown ass man over exposed to porn, because everything else in the world is pretty fucking miserable…..

LONG LIVE THE BIKINI SELFIE…

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2023

23

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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The server is supposed to be getting fixed, so I’ll get these stepLINKS up for you to click while we see if my 60,000 blogposts survive the technology switch, or if this is the end of my internet existence, my internet footprint, my internet NON celebrity, my internet experience, which really wouldn’t be a bad thing, I’m terrible at the internet and should be working as a crossing guard or just collecting welfare like I am supposed to…plus I can always take on leaving lewd comments on hot content on social media, where I’ll find a whole new audience that doesn’t cost me money to host on a website of my own….

THE WORLD IS MY OYSTER.

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Jennifer Lopez Poses in Her Underwear!
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Taylor Swift Inspired Kansas City Chiefs Merch!
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Buffalo Bills Lose to the Patriots!
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Melinda Clarke – FHM Magazine, 2003
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OH SHIT!!!!
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350 of the craziest moments filmed right before disaster
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Debbie St. Pierre Spread Out by the Pool!
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YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO TELL REALITY FROM FICTION ANYMORE
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Challenging people to lift the impossible barbell for $100
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Lori Harvey See Through to Pasties and Underwear!
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Woman loses it and breaks hundreds of alcohol bottles inside a supermarket
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20 of The Most Influential Images of All Time
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Jennifer Lopez – for Intimissimi This Is Me Now collection
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27 PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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Nicole Scherzinger is a Cowboys Fan!
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Busty Beauty Alert: Charlotte McKinney’s Head-Turning Look at A Sense of Home Gala 2023!
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Blowing wind up women’s skirts prank
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Nude On the… couch!
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Detroit Lions Get Destroyed by the Ravens!
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Looks Like Fun
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22 Stunning Photos Of Attractive Ladies In Shorts
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7-year-old boy faces off with a massive bear while riding his scooter
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Father’s fake job interview gets a funny reaction from his daughter
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Lottie Moss is an Angel in a See Through Body Suit!
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Hot Roberta Pedrelli is an Italian presenter and Roma fan
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Hailey Bieber Nipple Pokies While Grabbing Coffee!
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Tennis Influencer Rachel Stuhlmann Delivers a Pink Dress for her Birthday!
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INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: MARIELAURETOMAS
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People’s crazy reactions to a 6”7’ woman in Italy
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16 Unexpected Captures From Forest Trail Cams
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Ivanka Trump Celebrates with Kim Kardashian!
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Cutting a man in half on a bike prank
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MENTAL MONDAYS
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Chloe Bailey’s Revealing Photoshoot: A Celebration of Beauty, Boobs and Booty
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Paige Spiranac Brings the Cannons to the Green!
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Danii Banks Shoots Her Shot with Travis Kelce!
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The Fuck Is Wrong With Him?
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Remnants of a massive fiery crash that ended the lives of two people
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49ers Nick Bosa Strips Down with Neymar Jr and Shai for Kim Kardashian!
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The famous rapper Latto… in a revealing photo shoot!
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Smash and grab thieves try to rob a jewellery shop, worker attacks them with a gun
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WHAT’S WITH THE OBSESSION OF BLOCKING STREETS?
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Aletta Ocean in a tiny red bikini in a pool
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Funny Boat Names For People Who Love Puns
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Destroying lithium-ion batteries using a hydraulic press
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22 Glamorous Glimpses of Women in Lingerie
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HIGHWAY SHOOT-OUT
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Helena Christensen on the Beach!
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What may happen if your stomach acid ever disappeared
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Mariah Carey – Dinner at Nobu in West Hollywood
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Monica Bellucci – Maria Callas: Letters and Memories premiere in Rome
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Bella Thorne – Takes her Clothed/No-Show Porn Empire to Divinity screening
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Charlotte McKinney – A Sense of Home Gala in Hancock Park
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Sadie Stanley – GO Campaign’s Annual Gala in Los Angeles
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Sienna Miller – Some type of pregnant pumpkin outfit at Vogue World: London
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Soleil Moon Frye – A Sense of Home Gala in Hancock Park
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Reese Witherspoon – Hello Sunshine’s Shine Away in Los Angeles
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Jennifer Garner – Hello Sunshine’s Shine Away in Los Angeles
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Emily Ratajkowski Comes Close to a Nipple Slip!
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New Model Gina Snow!
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All Natural Boobies (GIF)
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How Low Can You Go (GIF)
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AMATEUR MEAT: NUDESPAIR 2023
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I Love Guinness!
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BABY GOT BACK
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Nataliya Denysyuk and Jennifer Figuereo naked in Rub (2023)
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Isa Gomez Superwoman Of South America Scoreland
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Kira Noir Shiny Booty in Lingerie!
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Alisha gets naked and invites dude to join her so she can get her pussy fucked
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Willa Fitzgerald nude
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Tentacle Fucker!
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Nina Agdal Nude
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Amateur Mature Wife Gives A Great Bj
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Jennifer White and Scarlett Alexis
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Ana de Armas Topless in Deep Water!
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Very Nice Ass! (GIF)
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Jaws Dropped
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Sitting on the Toy
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ELEVATOLOGY
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Shannon Whirry topless in Private Obsession (1995)
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NUDE FAKE CELEBRITY PICS BY AI #12
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Public Degeneracy Volume 10
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Sara Jean Underwood Nude
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Evgenia Talanina nude
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Gripping the Toy!
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Skinny masseuse goes the extra mile to make her client happy
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Holding a Baseball Bat Between Her Cheeks!
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78lb Girl Has A Death Wish
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Big Tit MILF Rides a Train!
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Chloe Bailey bootylicious
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Alexsis Faye Cum On My Tits
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2023

23

Oct

Phoebe Price Jacked Up Hooves of the Day

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Dude….

I think it’s safe to say that being bit by the FAME BUG has been a little like getting bit by a LYME DISEASE tick, a DENQUE FEVER mosquito, a NECROSIS from a SPIDER bite, I don’t know, but her FAME bug has left some serious brain damage and it’s pretty fucking entertaining.

It’s one of those celebrated for being shameless, always the joke of the paparazzi event, that people actually laughed at, but that she interpreted as people loving her for being a part of, because they were talking about her….blinded by the lights, not realizing she was a MEME before MEMES were life…

Now she’s out here competing with EVERY single human who is a fame hour, attention seeker, leaving the original fame whore attention seekers to fend for themselves in this scary social media world…and it goes to a VERY dark and weird place.

This is that dark and weird place!

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2023

23

Oct

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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The nurse fetish probably goes back for as long as nurses have existed, you know being taken care of by a nurse when sick and unable to care for yourself, when you’re on the mend, when you’re in a scary situation that you need to sort out, you know medical issue shit, the idea of a woman giving a shit, even when getting paid, coupled with a woman being in the room when you haven’t had the freedom to jerk off the way you normally do, makes the nurses progressively hotter and hotter.

It’s like give a dude a chick in a uniform or not in a uniform….he’s going to think about her ass, tits and potentially fucking her…

That’s probably why nurses tend to be whores, they know that the whoredom is expected of them, ingrained in the fabric of nurse-dom or in the DNA of the culture of nurse-dom…

So yeah, here are nurses doing what’s expected of them, just not in nurse fetish gear, but rather scrubs, which are pretty sick, but still chicks who know give you medication and bandage your wounds….and I assume milk your prostate with their advanced knowledge of anatomy.

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2023

23

Oct

Mom and Daughter Fetish Video of the Day

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Her name is Calystabelle, which I don’t think is a real name, she has an INSTAGRAM .

I don’t think this was intentionally a fetish video, but that doesn’t mean we can’t watch it and turn it into one.

She has a bible verse in her bio, so you know she’s a good girl with good intentions, not aware that the whole generation of people has levelled down into a very sleazy and inappropriate place of exhibitionism.

It’s just style and fashion, but us perverts are well aware that it’s still something you can jerk off to.

SO the good news is that the hot mom in their mid 40s, have hot daughters in their early 20s, and they both have an understanding of being hot exhibitionists that dudes jerk off to on the internet while pretending to be nice girls with bible quotes in their bios!

The point of the story is that hot moms with hot daughters or hot daughters with hot moms make fucking either of them more fun….not that we’re fucking these dancing keep it in the family girls…but we can imagine we are, it’s the internet people!

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2023

23

Oct

Milf Monday of the Day

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Mom, is that you?

Jokes. My mom is dead….

But this is seemingly someone’s mom, unless it’s just a bunch of middle aged horny chicks who market themselves as MILFS, that don’t actually have kids, that use that as an angle to get fucked or be a fetish, knowing that the good years are behind them and that dudes like MILFS as a concept, so run with. it….

It would make sense that they are childless, empty, looking for a hole to fill not realizing why thanks to modern propaganda….

Either way, MILFS..

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2023

23

Oct

Rachel Bilson Not Showing Her Bra Off Proper of the Day

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Rachel Bilson showed up to some event, since she’s no longer being bred in a barn at some farm in Canada by her Canadian husband who played Luke Skywalker’s dad in a few movies.

They broke up a long time ago, she broke free and now she’s keeping herself busy doing the favorite activity of bros and white middle aged moms with a lot to say and no one to listen to them because their husbands have either divorced them, the guys who date them just want to fuck them and get on with their day, hence the reason they are matching with middle aged chicks on the dating apps, and the only people to listen to them are a bunch of other likeminded bitches who are desperate to be listed to as well….

She podcasts, which I guess she was forced into, after losing a job from talking about getting railed from behind during sex or some other over sharing shit that I am sure the original Bilson fans jacked off to.

She also attends events in some fashion forward outfit that’s pretty see-through, but not quite see through enough.

Long gone are the days of Summer from the OC in her early 2000s gear showing off tit, and now we’re with a 41 year old mom trying to maintain her hot….

Point of the story, USE THE MOM TITS BETTER OLD LADY…this is a disgrace.

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2023

23

Oct

Old Lady Mariah Carey Still had the Tits of the Day

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I guess we’re a week out from “Mariah Carey Season”. I’ve seen all the memes the white moms who shop at Target because they don’t believe the store is Satanic or grooming children with the gay as shit merchandise, if anything they identify their kids as tranny because it gives them clout at the play group, you know a way to be different and important, a brave mother of tranny….

So as someone who loves Christmas, I’d argue that the Mariah Carey Christmas song that we’ve all heard too many fucking times, is really not a classic, or all that good, if anything, it’s a shoot yourself in the dick, I can’t handle hearing this abuse kind of Christmas tune…but the evil powers that be want us to think she is Christmas, rather than religious fodder like the birth of Christ so they run with it.

Clearly, Mariah’s ready for the Christmas bonus that is the royalty checks she gets every November and December from the residuals, some of that money’s gone into her face injections and Ozempic, letting her old, less fat, still busty, and fully tranny lookin…the way we apparently like em.

I preferred Mariah Carey when she was a fat mental case on the wrong meds.

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2023

23

Oct

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Tits….are definitely not overrated.

Not once in my sexualizing of women breast feeding, whether at the coffee shop, park or in restaurant, has ever been responded to with a smile, or a nod, or a throw the baby to the side and start fondling your tits like a spastic stripper trying to figure out how to fondle tits the most effective way to get paid…all with eye contact, tongue out, shaking their hip with each attempt at an erotic and seductive grab…..

But on the internet, it happens, no engorged, milk filled titty goes to waste with the right girl who knows that there’s a lot of incels who will never experience the milky tits due to not being desireable enough to breed with, so as a charitable donation they do this shit…

Tits….are fucking magical…you can live off them….which is convenient since some of us live for them, as they are the only thing that provide us with any joy…which could be some deep rooted mommy issues, or it could just be that tits are awesome. Why intellectualize it like some therapy session…and just embrace it motherfuckers…