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2017

26

Jun

Bella Hadid in a Bra….and Gigi Hadid Not in a Bra Important of the Day

Bella Hadid – the dick riding coattail riding sister who loves riding but probably pretends she’s got so much to offer, that she’s so different and unique, thanks to styling, surgery, and a marketing team…in a bootleg Kardashian, keep it in the family, troll the world with their stupid marketable naked…figured she’d so how different she is from the one who paved the way for her….by wearing a bra…while GIGI didn’t….WILD because Gigi Hadid Braless and Important…

ANd anyone in Malibu will tell you that Gigi Hadid was created….and not even that well…but prior to her fame, she was a troll, tall, but a troll and that reminds us all of how flimsy a world we live in, where Attention Deficit Disorder people everywhere just take what they are told, run with it, and put no thought into it, but figure it’s easier to go along with because “let me take a selfie, do coke, party, stare at the wall”….and all that other good things…if they say they are hot enough, people will believe it…

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2017

26

Jun

Alison Brie Titties for Netflix of the Day

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Apparently these are Alison Brie’s tits for GLOW, a show you’ve probably seen if you care about women’s wrestling, and who deosn’t really especially when in mud…especially when you visit sites like this – you fucking weirdo….outdated fuck….

I don’t remember who Alison Brie is but like the cheese her family created and apparently people are pumped on her tits being in a show you’ve probably already seen….but I haven’t because I haven’t checked Netflix this week, but will as soon as I feel like watching free tv thanks to a girl I used to sex with who lives in Miami giving me her password 6 years ago – that still fucking works…

But tits!

TO SEE HER AT THE GLOW EVENT IN A SLUTTY DRESS CLICK HERE

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2017

26

Jun

Sahara Ray’s Titty Dance for Instagram of the Day

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Sahara Ray pulls off the free spirited, Bali living, beach life model…who shows her tits every chance she gets, like a bootleg Em Rat Cow, who is probably frenemies with her and who they probably have titty competitions with each other, that Sahara Ray always loses because she’s a wreck and Rat Cow is more strategic in her whoring her tits out….

TITTY INSTAGRAM WARS should be the name of my mix tape.

Either way, she’s putting her nipples out there, and they are nipples…so look at them.

TO SEE HER BOOB SLIP ON THE BEACH CLICK HERE

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2017

26

Jun

Sexy Archaeologist of the Day

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You’re missing culture and educational content in your life…so here’s a video of an Archaeologist teaching you about excavating years gone by to try to decode the human condition, experience and history of who we ended up here……and if you’re not into archaeology, because you’re not Indiana Jones or a fucking nerdy weirdo, you may be into the Archaeologist tits because tits are universal…they transcend all topics you can learn in school if you weren’t a half retard who dropped out of school

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2017

26

Jun

Anna Kournikova Beastiality Erotic Workout of the Day

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Anna Kournikova likes getting licked by her dog…

It is always a special time when a nice hot girl says to me that my pug has a great tongue…this is something that happens all the time…to which I say he gets it from his dad, or you should see what he can do with it, or other things related to me eating her pussy…it just gets awkward when it’s a little girl with her mom telling me about my Pug’s tongue and I tell the mom via the little girl that I am essentially the master tongue in this duo…..you know to be seductive…..because it just comes across creepy…even more creepy than this series of Videos of Anna Kournikova, or as I like to call her, the reason this site exists because I posted a set of her in yellow bikini picking and out of her pussy and shit went like wild fire…it was 2004 and people knew who she was…not today…where people have no idea who or why I am posting videos of some Russian doing softcore beastiality…well this RUSSIAN happens to be the least significant yet hottest Tennis Players and that’s all that matters.

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2017

26

Jun

Alexis Ren is Alright of the Day

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As much of a con as Alexis Ren and her gang of followers, her insane amount of followers, and not all dude followers, because girls believed in her hot body in a hot young romance with some gay guy she traveled the world and adventured with, because the world are fucking morons….and buy into anything….

She’s pretty fucking good, especially in this dance video, like what the fuck is the point of this dance, clearly, that doesn’t matter, there doesn’t need to be a point, it’s basically philosophy…just move seductively in a skimpy bikini and we’re good…marketing is just that simple…thank god for that…at least for her and all the other dumb hot girls who otherwise wouldn’t stand a chance in the world…but booty grinding half naked…they got that on lock…good god…this is good.

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2017

26

Jun

Nina Dobrev Bikini Bottoms in Hawaii of the Day

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Nina Dobrev is a rumored Canadian, but I don’t see how that’s possible, seeing as she’s in AMerica and that is against TRUMP’s way. It’s like leave them in their fucking igloos where they belong, I guess based on his wife, there are exceptions like if they are worth fucking and willing to let you grab them by the pussy.

But I guess based on her red bikini bottom little pussy cameltoe, your president, would approve of her an her work visa, like he did with his wife, because if she’s good enough to fuck, she’s good enough genetically to throw into the mix and the American Gene Pool for future strength in the top tier of the next generation, raised by vapid celebrities with a lot of money who understand the importance of bikini pics…

Now Nina, who we don’t actually care about, but her body looks good, is doing some charity event or documentary to save the oceans, and I think in bottoms like that the only thing she’s saving is my possible disdain for her, you know self hating Canadian, thinking damn, if she wants to save anything she should come give me mouth to mouth with her pussy after she fucks me to death…you know a REAL charitable cause…not this damn ocean climate shit….ME….make it about me mother fuckers…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2017

26

Jun

Underage Prostitute Zahia Dehar who is No Longer Underage but Still a Prostitute of the Day

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Her name is Zahia Dehar and she’s clearly a slutty attention seeker for the paparazzi the way we like it…but she wasn’t always so shameless, or maybe she was…because years ago she was part of some high profile sex scandal featuring French politician who was caught with an underage prostitute named Zahia Dehar…I am assuming they are one in the same….

I guess she she was able to leverage that high profile sex scandal and tabloid fodder to do amazing and incredible things with her life, that allow her to flash her tits and panties while shopping for the paparazzi in efforts to continue being tabloid fodder…because the world likes sex workers, prostitutes whether to pay to fuck or to laugh at the people who pay to fuck them….

And the prositutes like being tabloid fodder because it validates them or legitimizes their insane existence as something more substantial than 500 dollar sex encounters…

Hookers…they so silly…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2017

26

Jun

Minka Kelly Hard Nipples Walking the Dog of the Day

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Minka Kelly has some hard nipples while walking the dog and it is pretty magical for those of you who like hard nipples, who think hard nipples are a thing, who enjoy putting hard nipples in your mouth – either at a strip club or with someone you’ve hired, because nipples are the focal point of the tit, without them, you’re just a breast cancer survivor…

Mastectomy Jokes…like rape jokes…never a hit at a party filled with a bunch of girls…at least not the right girls…because one on one they’d laugh…but collectively…they’d just give you dirty fucking looks…bitches.

I don’t know who Minka Kelly is, but she’s got a dumb name and that may be all I need to know…and really I probably know who she is if someone told me who she was but no one likes talking to me some I’m in this alone…luckily google can save me…if ONLY I cared enough to google such important things like “Who’s hard nipples on the dog walk am I staring at, she seems important”….

I guess I should say something like “Look at Minka Kelly Taking Her Puppies for a Walk”…or “Boy, I wish I had a dog walker like this, I’d walk backwards in front of her for days, and maybe then I wouldn’t die of diabetes….because chasing nipples is a motivating exercise”… but I won’t, even though I guess I just did.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2017

26

Jun

Hailey Baldwin Panty Flash of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin flashed her panties and the world stopped…just for a second to say “Oh I like Alec Baldwin, his Trump is so good, they should give him his own show, oh what? they did…crazy…see I always told you I should produce TV, I spot trends, I know what will work, what will be big…oh and her was so good in BeetleJuice alongside Gena Davis, whatever happened to Gena Davis, she was all the rage that crazy redhead….Do you think she’s dead yet?….I liked her in Field of Dreams…yeah I know Rosie is Fat…and it’s amazing she was an actor, but the same can be said about Madonna…oh shit…that was League of their Own not Field of Dreams…BUILD IT THEY WILL COME…or I guess in this case flash your panties and they will cum…or I will cum…I’m easy…”…to which people say “No her dad is Stephen, who luckily has the same last name as Alec”….and everyone collectively says “who?”

BARNEY RUBBLE FUCKERS BARNEY RUBBLE IN THE LIFE ACTION FLINTSTONES…that’s who….But luckily her access is on point and the public buys into anything connected to anything famous…..as everyone is pathetic…a fucking dick riding groupie, even some of these people deemed famous….and here is that panty flash.

SHE WAS ALSO AT THE MAXIM HOT 100 PARTY BECAUSE OUTDATED MAGAZINES FIND HER HOT:

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So was her cousin with the actual famous dad….was there looking wrecked because lets face it…she is a fucking wreck…that’s what happens when you’re massively huge and your parents are just too iconic to give you a break…you self destruct self hating…and I find it cute..She’s probably on the shitty Maxim list, but way lower down than her cousin. Must really hurt her soul…in the depth of her soul…if she has a soul…hilarious.

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