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2023

17

Oct

Colostomy Bag Influencer of the Day

My friend Stefan, who we assume is a closeted homesexual or a FED trying to lure me into some kind of trap, wrote me a great joke about the girl with the colostomy bag has the cleanest asshole, which I don’t know is entirely true since you’d think the whole getting the stoma bag would be mean having your asshole sewn shut, so that there wouldn’t be any weird discharges, but there would also be no entry point making a clean asshole of any real value…

Well, as it turns out, we’re in a world of influencing being the number one GIG economy job that feeds one’s ego.

We’ve come to a place where oversharing is the key to life, that’s your hook, your lack of shame your power and for some reason it sucks people in.

So instead of feeling shame about a medical condition, or a medical contraption that exists because people have to get them, so people out there have them, they treat it as a way to empower themselves, market themselves, monetize themselves…

It’s a “I can’t shit like a normal person, but I have a bag that catches all my shit that’s totally visible and thus seen as disgusting, but my quest is to just prove to the world that it may be a shitty thing, literally, but you gotta look at it with a positive attitude and see it for what it is…..a new hole to fuck”.

I’m paraphrasing here, but how about some STOMA BAG erotica for you clean asshole shitbag lovers…and it’s not like she chose to have this done like some kind of transgender cutting his dick off, it’s kind of a forced situation and embracing it probably a better way to live….plus it’s a new hole to fuck!

Posted in:Colostomy Bag

2023

17

Oct

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

I don’t know how I feel about the header bikini picture, because it’s a little too cartoony and terrifying. The bastardization of fat chicks by sucking the fat out of their stomachs and applying it to their fat asses disturb me. It’s some clown looking insanity that is not very human…

HOWEVER, I will not let that throw me off when it comes to girls being shameless in their bikinis, wanting that clout and attention that the bikini wearing gets.

The bikini pic is basically the foundation of the internet, definitely of social media and when the CIA was building this thing out, they knew how half retarded our half retard brains are, that we’d turn into babbling titty loving idiots drooling over bitches in bikinis, which just lures other bitches to get into bikinis, until we’ve seen so many bikinis, we end up gay.

It’s a conspiracy bro…..and here’s a random compilation of random bitches in random swimsuits that aren’t so much for the fashionable learning about trends, but more for the dude into staring at half naked chicks in swimsuits since they haven’t turned us gay YET….


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2023

16

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I realize that I’m an old expired fuck. I know that the best days are behind me. I know that the hot pussy doesn’t even want to upset their father’s by bringing me home for family dinner because I am older than their dad….

But I am still totally shocked when I find myself checking out long legs with nice asses in the grocery store that belong to someone over the age of 35.

I talk myself out of it, like “what the fuck are you thinking dude” that goes against everything I believe in my core.

I’m not a “I get older and the chicks stay the same age” enforcer, but I fucking hate when I find a middle aged hot….it fucks with me in ways that I don’t appreciate.

So to the 3 old ladies who clearly work out and wear fitness pants to show off their skinny legs, their round old lady asses that aren’t just rounded from the diapers, and their cameltoes that may be easier to cameltoe due to all the kids and sex they’ve had, you know fucking cans of beans on camping trips cuz “they can” kind of pussy…..I REBUKE YOU and cleanse my soul with stepLINKS…

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Livvy Dunne Posing with Puppies and Doing Some Gymnastics!
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Chicago Bears Fan Knocked Out!
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Heidi Klum’s Polaroid Throwbacks!
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Paige Spiranac Blowing Up her Golf Outfit
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Alexandra Stan Struts in Her Lingeire!
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Alex Scott See Through to Nipple and Underwear!
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SI Model Christen Harper Explodes Out of a Bikini
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Taylor Swift Allegedly Buys a Suite for the Rest of 2023 To Watch her Man Kelce!
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Upgrade Your Dog Walking With These 5 Items!
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Cardi B Does Skims!
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INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: HIPHANE
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2024 Chevy Goliath (AI TV AD)
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ALWAYS BE PREPARED
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Dangerous Near-Death Moments Caught On Camera
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21 Hilarious Pictures That Will Definitely Give You Some Trust Issues
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Katy Perry’s Jaw-Dropping Cleavage Steals the Spotlight in Dolce & Gabbana “Devotion” Fragrance Campaign 2023
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Testing The Droop Nose Visor On A Concorde Airplane
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46 Attractive Curvy Ladies
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Bristol Woman Seen Opening Fire Inside A Police Station
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Emily Ratajkowski Gets Cancelled!
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EXTORTION IN BALI
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Removing Huge Amounts Of Eye Mucus
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Charli XCX Promotes Her New Song Using Her Nipples!
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10 Life Hack Items That Actually Work!
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Jennifer Aniston Nipple Pokies While Showing Her Favorite Equipment!
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Craziest Fails Caught On CCTV Cameras
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Paige Spiranac in Green on How to Fix the Green!
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Olivia Dunne for Sports Illustrated October 2023
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WHAT IN THE LOOOOL
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I BELIEVE I CAN FLY …
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Some Of The Most Satisfying Clips From All Over The Internet
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Sexy Pirate Sensation: Paige Spiranac’s Alluring Display of Ass and Boobs
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Noah Cyrus is Ready for Halloween!
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Jennifer Aniston’s Dimly Lit Sex Scene!
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Why Conical Train Wheels Are Absolutely Genius
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45 Facts To Browse Through In The Shadows
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PIZZA WITH EXTRA SPIDERS
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Chloe Ferry Camel Toe in a Bikini!
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Jared Goff’s Birthday Dance with Model Girlfriend!
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Some Of The Nastiest Groin Shots In The History Of Boxing
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Debbie St.Pierre Gets Relatable!
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Car Passenger Keeping Their Feet On The Dashboard Gets Injured
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Ronaldo to Receive 99 Lashes for Hugging a Disabled Woman in Iran!
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Bonus Butts #404
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Random Collection Of Memes That Will Catch You Off Guard
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SLUM FIGHTS E91
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Brittany Mahomes and Taylor Swift Bro Down at the Game!
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37 Appealing Females And Beer
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Actors Who Started Their Careers With Horror Movies (19 pics)
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Iskra Lawrence Wears See Through Lingerie!
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Compilation Of The Fastest And Most Skilled Workers
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Titanium And Prince Rupert’s Drop Vs A Hydraulic Press
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Nelly Furtado – Fashion Magazine – November 2023
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Sophie Turner – Filming Joan in Spain
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Taylor Swift – Seen out in New York
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Olivia Wilde – Farmers Market on Sunday in Studio City
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Kourtney Kardashian 182 – Pregnant shoot in Vanity Fair (Italy)
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Taylor Swift – Heading to the SNL Afterparty in New York
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Blonde With Nice Titties (GIF)
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Lily-Rose Depp Topless in Episode 2 of The Idol!
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Jennifer White in a Hat!
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I Did NOT Consent to This
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April Love Geary – Leaked
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Masturbating in Field
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Operation Pussy Destroyer
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Mia Nix Showing Her Secret Side!
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24-year-old hottie brings her friend to her first porn casting
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Australian super model … with ample breasts!
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Naima Rodric nude in Overdose (2022)
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Explicit real-sex scenes from the Danish film “Needle boy” (1 HD video)
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August Skye Nude in the Sunlight!
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Movie Theater Fuck
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7 PUBLIC ACTS THAT DEFINITELY MAKE YOU A WHORE
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Big Booty Pounded (GIF)
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Catherine Bell Nude
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Jenny McCarthy Nude for Playboy Remastered!
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One of the most beautiful bodies… we saw today!
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Sophie Letourneur nude in Voyages en Italie (2023)
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Dad shares his redneck wife with his drinking buddies
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Mindfucking the Delivery Man
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Kenzie Taylor as Ivy Valentine from Soulcalibur VI!
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Toy in Pussy Surprise!
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Famous model in hot nude photoshoots
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2023

16

Oct

Leni Klum in Lingerie of the Day

Heidi Klum posted some THROWBACK POLAROIDS OF HER AT 19 YEARS OLD , which was reportedly over 100 years ago, and that are really not nearly as impressive as you’d hope they would be, if anything she looks perfectly fucking average at best, but I guess that in that era, most girls weren’t shameless whores trying to get attention, money and live that model party life that has paid off many times over. If you don’t believe the polaroids of a 19 year old Heidi are that shit, CLICK THIS LINK TO CHECK THEM OUT….

Anyway, in her years of whoring around, making millions of dollars off brands, rich guys and lining up her future career as a TV producer and host, she let some of those rich guys drop loads in her and created LENI KLUM the bastard child with the tits….

I think Leni is by far the most interesting thing to come either inside or outside of Heidi Klum, it’s almost as if she’s a product of Eugenics, which I used to say about Heidi but now that I see her at 19, I think there may be some other extraneous strategies involved in her hot look….like PLASTIC SURGERY, not strategic breeding!

Posted in:Leni Klum

2023

16

Oct

Milf Monday of the Day

Milfs aren’t what’s for dinner but they should be “bitch, what’s for dinner” because as a mother, that is one of their key chores and most important mom duties…other than being available for sex after the kids are put down for the night….and raising the kids properly, with solid morals and values, so that they do better and have better lives than her….most notably…not resorting to posting nudes on the internet for money…..to pay for that baby formula or whatever the motivation of trying to find your mom sex appeal while being a mom, calling yourself a MILF and taking naughty pics of yourself in hopes some poor shit with mommy issues takes the fucking bait and SUBSCRIBES.

Yeah, I’m more into moms being moms and taking that seriously, I already know they are whores from the fact they took loads that stuck to the uterus hard enough to impregnate them, I don’t need to follow-through or follow-up act to lure me in…save that for the SWINGERS parties MOM…

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2023

16

Oct

Madison Beer Cleavage Selfies of the Day

Madison Beer posted up a soulless picture of herself, that could be AI, but that is probably just doctored and filtered so hard that there’s no longer a human behind the eyes of the person in the frame, but rather just pixels….

Not that you’re trying to gaze into her eyes like some sort of autistic trying to prove that he’s not autistic on his first date with a girl who feels sorry for you….

You were staring at the tits, that may also be fake, but that were purchased at a young enough age to get the views she needed for a lucrative record deal that allows her to spend her days doing nothing but producing some titty content for her social media that is very much her doing her best impression of a sex doll and not in a great way, but hey, I look at tits when it comes up, so I guess it’s not in a bad way either….


Posted in:Madison Beer

2023

16

Oct

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

I may not be a doctor, but I would pretend to be a doctor in the right setting, as a form of manipulating women into sucking on my dick, you know for medical purposes, or for their chance to live their having a doctor for a husband dream their mom instilled in them at a young age, because sometimes it’s easier to manipulate a situation with a willing to be manipulated party that want to believe that you’re gross, micro penis, impotent, sweat pants in public ass could just be a very financially secure person with a great career, and not a basically homeless motherfucker who smells like he just took a shit.

Their want for it to be true is bigger than you’re lying about it being true, which means if you were to pull back and confess that you aren’t in fact a doctor, but that you have a ninth grade education, you’d be a real asshole. Pulling that dream from a poor chick with a dream….and the make a wish foundation wouldn’t be very happy with you about that.

So yeah, I’m not a doctor, but I’d pretend to be one for pussy, and here’s some pussy that is probably into doctors, hence working in medicine while simultaneous doing modern erotic content for the internet as any respectable professional would do!

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Posted in:NURSES

2023

16

Oct

Stella Hudgens with a Condom in her Mouth of the Day

I have a content series that I work on when I leave the house called “Lesbians or Sisters”, it’s destined to become a reality show or a game show at some point in our depraved society’s timeline, but for now, I play it with myself because there are so many young lesbians that look like sisters holding hand, it’s almost as if it’s a fad or cool to be a lesbian, like they are making a choice because there can’t be that many girls who were molested by a relative making them hate cock, like the lesbians of my time.

Anyway, this is one of those LESBIAN OR SISTERS moment, but unfortunately for you, her sister is too mainstream successful to be in this kind of content, even for paid subscribers, she has a reputation to maintain, one that Stella relies on just as much as Vanessa, so that Stella can do her whore work….

It’s not very hot girl on girl concept content, but they are trying….

The shot that I think is far more hilarious to stare at, is the one with Magnum condom wrapper in her mouth….

It’s like girls don’t use condoms, that’s what abortions are for and if we’re fucking Hudgens we’re not using condoms, that’s for sick people and even if she was mid herpes outbreak, we’re diving right the fuck in, this can pay our rent for the rest of our lives people….

It’s obviously more a “I like dudes with big cocks” or who use “condoms marketed to guys with big cocks” so that guys with little cocks feel like they have big cocks, even though they are likely not that much bigger, not that I’d know, condoms are for pussies….

Weird content direction on this one!

Posted in:Stella Hudgens

2023

16

Oct

Renee Olstead’s Spread Ass in the Shower of the Day

You gotta wonder about Renee Olstead, or maybe about Hollywood as a whole and also as a hole…because….

She was on TV, she had a career, she was getting paid and she did have agents and shit like that who helped her get where she had to go….

But, she was willing to walk away from that, she was willing to throw it all away and turn to low level showing her tit porn.

Now, that’s probably a testament to how much Hollywood pays, they can’t all be Taylor Swifts or J.Los or Beyonces or whoever the a-list fuck out there is, getting paid scaled for a season or two of some obscure show doesn’t give that retirement money….

Or maybe she’s just a horny, exhibitionist pervert who likes to be jerked off to, and because she had the money, she could move to some obscure city with cheap houses and retire to focus on her art of spreading ass.

The nice thing with these nude girls for subscriptions is that they always level up to keep their audiences….

It’s like how Playboy went gutter, how Penthouse went to full porn, it was just a matter of time before fake tit flashing because asshole shots, and well, soon it’ll be insertion….

The human experience is a weird one to watch, but when they are spreading their asses, it’s a more interesting one to watch.

Posted in:Renee Olstead

2023

16

Oct

Drea Matteo’s Revealing All her Dirty Tricks of the Day

Drea de Matteo’s was a relatively obscure pussy in the industry when she was at her peak. I mean, I am sure a handful of directors, producers and actors ran through her while she ran through her lines, I mean she did end up on TV landing.

She also landed Shooter Jennings, the son of Waylon Jennings who lacks the cool factor of Waylon, because that’s what coddled rich kids with famous dads end up being, clearly his child support payments aren’t high enough for her because she’s turned to internet whoring like a lazy stoner college girl who hates the idea of working retail.

You have to assume that it’s not about the money at this stage in the game for this granny, but rather a way for her to feel validated and appreciated with every subscripition that gets paid….not that I can relate to that…since all you fuckers are just a bunch of mooches!

Well, in today’s leaked nudes people actually pay for that aren’t even nude, which would anger me if I was sexting her, I’d be like “Bitch you fucking cocktease whore” and that’d be if I wasn’t paying her subscription fees, so I don’t know how the simps who pay her allow for this….if I was paying, there’d be gaping asshole being filled with dairy products before being fried into an omelette and eaten….GET YOUR MONEY’S WORTH….

She has allowed you to see her secret tools to her look, the BEAUTY RING LIGHT that all influencers and creators rely on before photoshopping the fuck out fo themselves!

All this to say, BORING and DEPRESSING PORN…

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