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2023

11

Sep

Kelsea Ballerini Bikini of the Day

I like country music and I’ve linked country music for as long as I can remember, so I always took offense to idiots who said “anything but country”. I am sure I’ve made this rant before, but it was a reminder then, and a reminder now, just how fucking idiotic people are. They are like broken record players just repeating the echo of the next guy, never quite formulating an opinion of their own, because to discount a whole genre of music, real fucking music, with soul, a heart and emotion, with real instruments, based on some country pop songs you don’t let yourself like, because you’ve been brainwashed to the “anything but country” canned response….

It annoys me, doesn’t surprise me, but annoys me…

The reality is that Country Music is having a bit of a resurgence, not that it ever went away, any aspiring singer knew that’s where the money was because hicks buy CDs and the Christians keep their support for the people they consider part of their circle, which is why LeAnn Rimes still gets paid…

But young people raised by screens and robots are loving country too, most of the viral acts are country, and that’s a good thing for America as a whole, bring it some life…

As far as Country Music goes, Kelsea Ballerini is pretty much the hottest they’ve got right now, I am sure there are a few smaller acts that are also hot, but she’s top of the charts and while looking at her body in a bikini, it’s pretty hot…I guess when you spell your name KELL SEA, not KELSEY, the ocean beach bum life is in the fucking cards, and that bikini on instagram whore life is just a bikini pic away. Nice.

So I support this country star doing vacation life like she’s Jimmy Buffett, but not dead..

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2023

11

Sep

Milf Monday of the Day

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The benefit of dating single mothers is knowing that you can treat them like shit, since they weren’t even good enough for the man who got them pregnant and who they have a kid with. You’d think maybe knocking up a bitch, sometimes twice or three times, only to fuck off on her because she’s so fucking terrible that keeping your family in-tact is an after through…

I guess the other benefit is that they are unavailable, busy, bitter, angry enough to fuck you with resentment to prove they are still as desirable as the younger chick the husband left her for, where he has a new life and new kids that he’s not running from, because she’s not the table scraps you’ve collected.

Then there’s the whole ability to cook and clean, but in an era of lazy moms, I doubt they cook or clean, they just frozen food that shit, making a sick fat kid, but since it’s from a broken home and doesn’t stand a chance, who cares…

Here are some MILFS, not necessarily single moms, just women with kids who like posting nudes, which is better than any MILF you’re fucking in REAL LIFE….because INTERNET is not REAL life…

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2023

11

Sep

Nikki Reed Bikini of the Day

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Nikki Reed is some 40 year old actress from “The Twilight Saga”, which I’ve never seen, but it gave us that uneventful, miserable, angry faced dyke Kristen Stewart, so it’s probably fucking dog shit….

She was also the co-writer of “Thirteen” which was about a slutty teen, something Hollywood probably really fucking likes, just ask Ashton Kutcher who is currently on blast for supporting his friend’s rapes and not in a cool way, like “Yeah, I always knew one of us would go down, glad it was him” but in a stupid way, like “I supported him because his handlers have video footage of me doing illegal shit and if I didn’t they would have released it and the life I’ve built as a tech investor and the grooming I did with Mila would all be wasted to be getting ass fucked in prison, so fuck yeah, I sent in a letter supporting the motherfucker…..”

Anyway, Nikki Reed, Bikini, Old, married to Ian Somerhalder from some other bullshit, they have a kid together….exciting as she claw foot tubs on the deck….

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2023

11

Sep

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Stop sexualizng tits.

Let women breast feed in peace you fucking perverts.

All immature and overly excited for tits, because that’s what the media trained you into thinking, when really tits are just a tool to feed the future generation.

It takes a man to ruin everything, like the beauty and non-sexual nature of tits, by turning them into a sex object, a living fucking fleshlight but the TITTY version.

When clearly, women, and breasts, are for FEEDING babies, NOT grown men..

Here’s some breast milk fetish content to PROVE to you that breasts are not sexual, breast feeding, or lactation, which is TITTY DOING WHAT TITTY DO, is not sexual, and the people out there who make it sexual are fucking weirdo perverts.

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2023

11

Sep

Leah Kate is the Popstar in Training with No Pants of the Day

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I’ve never heard of Leah Kate because I am not in the know and I do not pay attention to every single girl on social media whining about themsleves, their periods, white boys or incessantly complaining about all they struggles they have, while self promoting some shit half naked….even when they are rich kids, especially when they are rich kids, because I don’t go on social media.

I do sometimes notice those people when they start to get some momentum in their whining about everything, hustling to get seen for whatever they are hustling, usually in a really medicated way because you don’t want to look like you’re trying too hard…but also because people don’t really seem to have any original thought in this NPC world….

The good news is that they are usually half naked because if you have the tits and ass, you best be making them part of your fashion, your look, your marketing, because it’s the ONLY fucking way to be seen and even that’s not a sure shot way to be seen, but sometimes it gets you seen.

So Leah Kate is on a USA tour, it’s the SUPER OVER tour because she’s SUPER OVER IT or some shit…but more importantly, she looks like an internet porn chick, or an onlyfans chick, with her content, which I guess is the look of the generation, since it’s all I see on people when I leave the house…THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME….

IT’S a good thing for an old pervert, but probably not a good thing for society as a whole, but who cares about that!

The funny thing about Leah Kate is that she’s actually old as shit at 31 years old, only releasing her first album at 28 years old, but got to support the Madison Beer tour, which was convenient since she looks like Madison Beer who went to space…..

If you’re wondering how she did it, her family owns radio stations and TV stations across the USA and when you own the radio stations or TV stations you can chart motherfuckers, or at least pretend that you organically went viral from YOUTUBE…..

This is her latest song/video:

This is some other smut she produces…

These are her pics:

That was my Leah Kate endorsement!

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2023

10

Sep

Shameless Attention Seeker Sunday

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“It’s Sunday and you are all godless fucks who need that hole in your heart replaced by exhbiltionism since nudity is god’s gift to us all”.

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2023

08

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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May your weekend be filled with chem trails, nano particles, mind control, COVID scares, political debates that don’t matter, fear mongering, conspiracy theories….outrage, anger, they thems mad at you, all that other shit that makes the internet fucking suck….because you deserve to be a miserable fuck plugged into the matrix…

Or you could disconnect, forget about all that negative shit, focus on the good, even if your life is suffocating you because it sucks….

Or you can be like me and just appreciate all the fruits of the internet’s labor, in the form of normie chicks dressing like internet whores, not even realizing they are dressed like internet whores, because that’s just how girls dress…

Fall of society, sure, but at least I get to get boners as we watch it all crash and burn…

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5 Pairs of Booty Shorts You Need Before Summer Ends!
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Jutta Gets Wet!
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Chantel Jeffries Checks Herself Out!
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Emma Gretzky Brings the Lingerie Outfit!
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TBT: Lightning Strike Blooper
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The 7 Weirdest Creatures Ever Found
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Gracie Hunt’s Bikini to Celebrate Opening Game!
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Taylor Hill Nip Slip at Victoria’s Secret World Tour 2023!
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Some Of The Funniest Fails On TikTok
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Looking At Boiled Stagnant Pond Water Under A Microscope
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Demi Moore Says Goodbye to Summer With Some Selfies!
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Joy Corrigan’s Jaw-Dropping Nipple Show at Craig’s: Unveiling West Hollywood’s Night!
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Really Easy To Miss Movie References In Malcolm In The Middle
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Fighting Fridays #314
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Really Cool Moments Of Rally Cars Driving On Public Roads
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The Kansas City Chiefs Cheerleaders are Sponsored by Oakley!
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Lady Gaga’s Makeup Hacks!
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That Could Easily Happen
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Cat Absolutely Loves The Neighbour Down The Hall
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27 Stunning Girls and Powerful Jeeps
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My Cam Girl Crush of the Day is LizKoerich!
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Armed Robber Robbing A Restaurant Gets Shot Dead By A Customer
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Jamie Chung See Through to Nipples in a Lingerie Top!
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Rachel Pizzolato’s Mesmerizing Boobs and Legs: A Scandalous Ice Skating Showdown!
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Doing Some Crazy Stuff With Spaghetti
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30 Trivia Tidbits About Everything
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Gracie Hunt Brings Us an Exclusive Look at the Chiefs Opening Game Loss to Detroit!
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Topless Olivia Ponton Gets Ready to Walk the Pink Carpet!
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The Kansas City Chiefs Cheerleaders are Sponsored by Oakley!
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Funny Bushman Prank Scares Everyone
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Man Got Things To Do! LOOOOL
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Gold Digger Prank Catches The Gold Digger Off-Guard
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Nicole Scherzinger Takes a Dip in Austria!
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21 People Definitely Having A Shittier Day Than You
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Riley Ammenhauser is a University of Michigan Track Star!
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Hungry Rhinoceros Smashes And Chomps Down On A Watermelon
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Lacey Jane Brown The NFL Super Fan!
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Guess The Famous Model Livin’ With Her Buns On The Edge!
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Can You Cut Down A Tree With An AK Saiga 12 Shotgun?
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Rose (BlackPink) – Rimowa Seit 1898 Exhibition in New York City
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Olivia Wilde – Going to the gym in Studio City
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Gigi Hadid – Weirdo shit for Jacquemus Le Chouchou Collection
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Saoirse Ronan – Harper’s Bazaar (UK) – October 2023
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Luna Blaise – Pandora Celebrates Lab Grown Diamonds event in NYC
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Leni Klum – Dior and Jean-Michel Othoniel Present J’adore in New York
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Lucy Hale – Dior and Jean-Michel Othoniel Present J’adore in New York
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Maddie Ziegler – Arriving at the Fossil launch party in New York
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Olivia Ponton – Coach Spring 2024 fashion show in New York
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Hailey Baldwin Bieber – Arriving at NBC Studios in New York
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Sexy Tease (GIF)
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This Has To Be a New Low
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Insatiable XXXIII
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Penthouse Porn
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Cucumber Fucker
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Cum Hating Pornstars
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21 People Having a Shit Day
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Unzipping Anna Sugar!
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Female Tongue in Pussy!
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India Love’s Big Bikini Booty!
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Girls and Cars – Part II
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Playing With Her Big Titties (GIF)
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Whore Encounters of a Slutty Kind
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Laura Birn – rear nude in the latest episode of Foundation (s2e9)
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Happy Asian Girl in Slow Motion!
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First Time? Yeah Right
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Amateur Flesh: FLOPPYGOAT77
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Irina Lozovaya nude
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Shower Sex with my Beautiful Girlfriend
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Lesbians Having a Good Time!
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Solomia Maievska Bares All: A Mesmerizing Erotic Photo Shoot
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Ebony Mystique Helps Porsha Carrera to Squirt!
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5 Public Acts that Make You a Whore
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2023

08

Sep

Leni Klum Goes to an Event of the Day

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…I plan on turning this site into a Leni Klum fan site because why the fuck not.

She’s young, rich, busty as fuck and I figure she’s got a lot more to give to the world with those tits big enough to feed a nation, or at least a small group of people at the same time, which is impressive for a tit.

SO yeah, I figure if she ups her instagram whore game, producing daily posts because she’s rich and has nothing better to do, I can just repost her shit here, and talk dirty about her tits, or the things I’d want to do while suffocating on her tits, maybe even nicknaming them Gas Chamber tits, because of her German roots and my insensitivity to your grandma’s plight in the Second World war….

The point is that I’d be ready to be put into a concentration camp that her German ancestors built, with the promise of being choked out by the tits and that’s not to be insensitive historical trauma her people did to your people, but it would be insensitive to the tits to not want to die from the tits…and as far as I’m concerned, these are the tits that Nazi Eugenics built…

I’ve lived long enough and those tits that Heidi Klum built, or BOUGHT, and trained to win with German engineering efficiency….which has worked out nicely for the mom and will workout nicely for the entitled Gen Z daughter…with the tits…

Did you see the tits on her? Check out those tits!!

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2023

08

Sep

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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To the old school perverts like myself, the on/off is like a dream come true, because before the on/off, you had to look at a clothed bitch and try to figure out what she looks like naked, but in a lazy brained society full of shamelessness and easy clickbait on all fronts, a select group of girls have made a niche out of that very thing…

It’s like when you take a class in business school and they say that the whole point of business is to take a mousetrap and make it better, because if you make that mousetrap better, it will replace the old mousetrap and make you very rich when everyone buys your mousetrap, since many people have problems with mice.

I guess that that means is that if you see an opportunity, an untapped market, a way to solve a problem with a very easy solution, you fucking take it, and that’s what these girls are doing.

They know we want to see them naked, they want to make us wait for it, or at least want us to acknowledge their cute outfit, or even just tease us with the cute outfit to build up to the “this is what I look like without the outfit”…and it’s all so brilliant, mindless, but brilliant, which is WHY it is fucking brilliant. You freaks…

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2023

08

Sep

Billie Eilish Fishnets of the Day

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I guess Billie Eilish realizes that it’s FISHNET FRIDAY because the fat chick has her fishnets on, like many fat chicks you probably see out in public in their fishnets, since fishnets tend to be a fat chick or goth dude fashion stable, despite the fishnets squeezing the fat through the fishnet holes, turning a fat bitch into a waffle cone, while looking like a fat bitch who eats too many waffle cones…

Billie Eilish may be trying to do fitness, but those thighs are the kind that crush watermelons in those viral youtube videos….

She may be a HOT ARTIST thanks to the propaganda and media manipulation…..but she’s not actually hot…

If anything, she should focus on her fat girl tits, rather than her fat girls legs, or her visible throught he sheer shirt, fat girls gut…

I like the hip and fashionable take on boxing, with the dick sucking knee pads that don’t really add to the whole eroticism of this totally non erotic shoot…BUT THERE ARE FISHNETS…and that’s something!

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