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2023

Sep

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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It’s that time of the month, or week, since I do this post every week, always with a fresh and exciting take on the FULL BACK Panty, which typically works out to “It’s not the panty that counts, but the ass that is in the panty” since hot ass makes anything look good….I know, I’m a modern day philosopher…

I also believe that even broken down ass looks good in panties, because it’s one layer of fabric away from the target and not all of us have any real standards…so it’s not the panty that counts but GETTING the bitch out of the panties that counts…so soiled period panties from being a lazy slob of a woman seeking comfort or not, who fucking cares…

The full back panty, often worn as a period panty, making it a sign to those of you who live with a woman, and who aren’t lonely losers, even though living with a woman can make you feel like a lonely loser, especially when that woman is your mom…..but not as lonely as those of you out there who don’t know how easy it is to seduce women, or fuck women, just by talking to women….so instead you hold them in this high esteem like some superior creature, forgetting that for the most part they aren’t that complicated….but they do bleed and when the bleed, along with being bloody cunty, in both senses of the term “bloody cunty”….they wear the period panty for comfort and convience and to house their pads…which to some may be a sign of “DICK SUCKING WEEK AHEAD”….the full back panty a beacon like the light on a lighthouse bringing the sailors in safely….but for the most part, it’s probably just BLOODY CUNTY….so you’re probably lucky to be a virgin or near virgin girls don’t talk to so you don’t have to deal with that kind of thing…

Here are some full back panties, some hot, some not, all panty, all the time…

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2023

Sep

Lourdes Leon See Through of the Day

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Girls get mad when fat fucks like me make fun of them for being whores on the internet despite appreciating that whore content, I figure it’s up for review, debate, analysis, like when a movie comes out and all the jawless EBERTS of the world give their take on the movie, only the instagram or paparazzi whoring version….I’m a critic…

But yeah, I am an irrelevant voice now, and arguably always was, but I guess when bigger sites used to link me, their minions who would write hate mail to me, and probably to them, because they’d never link me again, would go on about how misogynistic, rapey, disgusting I was as a commentator on the current state of girls being whores….

So a fat fuck with an opinion gets discounted, cancelled and silenced in the world….when a fat chick leaves a few comments, also calling out the sluts of the internet who work for the brand they are commenting on, which in the case of this story is Victoria’s Secret…with the screams and cries of “you don’t represent me”….even though they make their shit in XXXL when they fucking shouldn’t…

So the fat dude calls the model trash, overrated, overpaid, shameless and he’s discounted….

The fat chick calls the model trash, tells her to eat a sandwich, says that they are doing bad for the body positivity movement while shaming their perfect bodies….

Making me think the fat chick against me being against the models is the same fat chick against the models, just a miserable fat cunt of a person….but instead of getting cancelled for doing WHAT I DO, while complaining about WHAT I DO, the brand, VICTORIA’s SECRET, says “let’s quit the hot chicks and use fatties”….until their company becomes irrelevant, near bankrupt, a knee jerk reaction, listening to the fat miserable pig who isn’t even their customer, just an internet troll like me, but one who presents herself or theirself in a way that makes the brand feel like they need to listen….because they get other fat bitches on board with their movement…and next thing you know…all the Victoria’s Secret models are fat pigs…NO MORE HOTTIES…

Well, the good news is that they’ve started to retract that bullshit, are doing the fashion show again, where there will be fatties, but also some of the old guard and new guard and I guess they had an event, trying to matter, where Madonna’s chubby daughter brought her tits out, since it’s an underwear event, show your fucking underwear…when you want the world to see your underwear, and gut….

It’s nice to see people realizing that real people don’t like fat fucks in advertising…there’s a reason the hot chick model worked….it’s unfortunate that Lourdes Leon is a fat chick.

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This Olivia Ponton bitch was there with her ass out:

Avril Lavigne also there fat…..

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2023

Sep

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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For the sake of the internet, I am a big fan of all the whorish and shameless content being produced for the sole purpose of giving people something to jerk off to, or girls wanting to be the object that people jerk off to, because otherwise they wouldn’t be producing content designed to be jerked off to, unless they were trying to get all your jerk off energy focused their way…..

I don’t think it’s all that great for humanity, because the average person being a perverted sex obsessed weirdo who doesn’t understand the subtle nuances of sexuality, or the idea of using their imagination, or even remember a time when access to porn was so limited that you’d basically bust nut thinking about a porn clip you once saw years before….like writing a fucking memoir everytime you jerked off….unless you didn’t have the imagination needed and turned to music videos, fashion magazines, women’s sports, National Geographic, Victoria’s Secret Catalogs, or the chick in your class with the hard nips..

The point is, too much access makes for a half retard brain unable to process all the access, essentially turning us all into chronic masturbating half retards, that should not be in charge of anything but wearing our helmets in public so not to get a head injury while staring at all the ass…

Fishnet Friday is part of the problem…..turning an innocent pantyhose designed for a racy fashion statement or an anniversary night romp….and making it into internet porn…..we appreciate you.

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2023

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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That 70s show freaky scientology motherfucker Danny Masterson is going down for rape, he just got 30 years to life for whatever it is that he did to women, because he’s a piece of shit who thought he was important due to being on a hot sitcom when that still mattered….they will probably get him out….and it’s just unfortunate that it wasn’t Ashton they took down, because both are motherfuckers, while FEZ is likely the real scared one because he was the teen celebrity cherry popper….and according to insiders, Bijou Phillips isn’t worried about him getting AIDS in prison, since they already got that shit, he was a DJ after all….

The whole rape thing is a weird one, because most dudes probably have rapist tendencies, it’s the way they are wired to want to fuck, and the way they are wired to be annoyed of cockteasing bitches who don’t want to fuck because they find them repulsive, but it’s the whole acting on it by forcing the boner on them that’s the problem….

Then there’s the whole coercing a bitch into a fuck when she’s drunk or high, where you think she’s consenting but that she regrets it the next day, in some ways, that could just be simple flirting and seduction, maybe many happy marriages are built off a night of bad sex where a charming man pulled out his dick and said suck it, to which she complied due to not wanting to disappoint….

Plus, not all rapist like tendencies are really rapist tendencies, like you may be a rapist if you think about dry humping the bent over lady in the grocery store, but you may also just see the comedy behind dry humping strangers bent over at the grocery store, because for an impotent man who can’t get hard, the dry humping for the LOLZ is totally non threatening…

So rape is a pretty grey area….and the reason why you should just stick to being alone and jerking off to the hot chicks you see in the privacy of your own home and not on them when they are in the library or sitting at a coffee shop as that may be seen as rape too…

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2023

Sep

Em Rat Cow Still Uses the Tits of the Day

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Em Rat Cow is out here fighting the feminist fight by distorting what a feminist or women power is by reducing it down to using sex appeal to get ahead, while whining about getting ahead using sex appeal, and it’s all so fucking dumb because I am from an era where the bitches using their tits to get ahead, let you know they were using their tits to get ahead, and didn’t pretend they were leading some revolution of other chicks using their tits to get ahead, because we all know TITS get you ahead….they don’t get you or me head, unless you are rich enough, but they get ahead….

The bird face doing her best chicken impression, not laying those eggs on your face, but that you’d probably be into having lay those eggs on your face, but she’s likely on that period blocking birth control pill after breeding and realizing it gets in the way of whoring, and SO do periods…

What you should notice in this shoot is that there are at least 3 people there trying to make her look as hot as possible, then there’s pounds of make-up and none of that counts the face injections and other procedures she’s had to be the empowered feminist who encourages other women that hating men who sexualize them by taking their money through exclusive content sites….it’s all a load of bullshit, obviously.

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2023

Sep

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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In an asshole obsessed society, which is almost weird since the asshole is the hole you shit from and probably not the hole that should be coveted. I mean sure, in the 80s when girls would NEVER do anal, it was something to beg for, but in an era where your fat barista drops her/they/them’s buttplug from her/them/they’s asshole while making you your latte, only to make a point of letting you know it happened because they’ve anal trained themselves so much, from their big manly shits to all the cock they’ve taken, to the series of butt plugs they’ve held inside them at work for the last 4 months, sizing up every few weeks…in an era where that’s commonplace…anal’s not that hype….if anything, it’s fucking faggy.

But yeah, people are fascinated with the puckered starfish onthe girl they are talking to, to see how blown out or cute it is, something I’ll assume is controlled by the mind controlling parasites transmitted by eating ass….

So the THONG, makes showing the asshole pretty fucking simple, not even that whorish, cuz you can’d it with the panties still on, hiding the hole that actually matters….the urethra..

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2023

Sep

Demi Lovato Non Binary Titty Pop of the Day

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I don’t know if Demi Lovato is a GENDER ISSUE BAITER, meaning she used the whole pronoun shit as either a marketing hook to remind everyone she’s a fucking brain damaged drug addict, or she was trying to market the concept for her handlers that want the world confused as fuck about their genders, which a lot of really sad and weird people have embraced as a means to get attention…

So she could still be a she, or maybe she’s publicly a THEY for attention like most other THEY/THEMS who need to fuck themselves and make a baby since they are plural.

Anyway, the THEY/THEM that was has been glammed up harder than a tranny trying to pass since her announcement, and today she’s got all the make-up, filters and fillers she needs to look like she’s either a gutter porn chick trying to be hot, a middle aged rich suburban mom trying to be hot, a dude who wants to be a chick cuz they get all they want trying to be hot, or a heroin addict trying to be hot…

With the tits pushed up, shirt being spread open like a flasher, or super hero saying “here are my heroin addict tits” before getting jerked off on for 10 dollars to buy heroin with….I am almost digging the pig pop star because this bloated tranny look is so whorish and I like whores…I don’t like Demi Lovato, I think she should have died of the overdose, or at least have her career die since kids stupidly look up to her, but I’ll still watch a Disney corny chick go edgy and hard while looking like a muppet which is intellectual property her Disney handlers also own, so it all comes full circle and so should you.

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2023

Sep

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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You should not sexualize the tits, because sexualizing tits is a misogynist trait that was created by the patriarchy that is invisible, yet all women seem to hate it or are scared of it, because it is keeping them down…

Which is precisely why they take the “my eyes are up here” approach when they walk around with their tits hanging out of their shirts, their nipples hard, their braless jiggles….because they want to make sure you know their tits aren’t to be sexualized, they are to feed babies, they just don’t have babies because they are Sex and the City raised self absorbed stunted children themselves, but their tits are for feeding their future babies they don’t plan on having and the fact they make videos of their tits bouncing out of shirts is to PROVE that point…it’s to say “Don’t sexualize my tits, they are for feeding babies, SEE these are my tits, for baby feeding, not for sexualizing, that’s why I post them, for the
freedom and normalization of tits, which is why I fondle them and tweak the nipples and do it in a seemingly sexual way, just to prove how NON sexual tits are”…

In conclusion, I sexualize tits.

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2023

Sep

Emma Roberts Swimsuit of the Day

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I’ve always thought that Emma Roberts was hot. Sure, she’s probably a product of incest between Julia Roberts and her brother, they just don’t tell us anything about that because incest is frowned upon, even if it’s so fucking convenient and for a narcissist one step closer to fucking yourself, than fucking someone like Lyle Lovett, who I am sure is a lovely man, but who is no Eric Roberts…

I think the celebrity rich kid raised in LA and handed opportunities because of who she is is hot, but I also like that her dad, an Oscar winner became the star of every Z-list movie just to keep a roof over his head. In early NETFLIX days, he was the source of all their content because actual movies weren’t being shown on NETFLIX…

So she’s a celebrity rich kid who has daddy issues, who probably resents her dad for sucking, and that makes her better at sucking, assuming she sucks dick as we only have verification that she uses her vagina to do the sucking, since she has a kid…

She’s on a boat, wearing what I think is probably a dress, or a MODEST MORMON style bathing suit, since MODEST IS THE HOTTEST and she’s an old mom, it makes sense….

At first glance, I thought the matching wrap was a skirt attached to the swimsuit, so it’s a little more WHORISH than originally anticipated….

Either way, still hot to me.

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2023

Sep

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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There’s nothing more repulsive to me that a pale bitch, I think it’s just fucking gross to look at their pinkish skin tones, looking like an unhealthy pile of shit, scared to go outside and get some sun, maybe because of the skin cancer….you know after years of listening to Jimmy Buffett only to hear that motherfucker died of skin cancer validating their SPF 90000 existence, all fucking long sleeved at the pool with a summer hat like a fucking albino, which you can’t call an Albino because it’s the new RETARD, or FAG, it offends the Albinos like their RED EYES don’t offend us…

SO yeah, tanlines excite me, almost enough to seduce one of them pale bitches who turns my stomach in their paleness, to either lock them outside on our date to a tropical place until they basically burn the fuck up and realize that the tan ain’t so bad after the burn fades….or that I’d smear feces on, not that I’m into that, but figure if it’s the only brown shit that we can use to give the illusion of a tan, then we’ll stomach the fucking repulsive smell…assuming that I don’t have bloody, liver infection, jaundice looking feces that day, because if I do, that tanline will be YELLOW and RED…..which I guess makes Orange and will still work…

Point of the story, as summer comes to a close, we can collectively hope that the pasty white bitches that you don’t see cuz they are tanned, stay that way…and here are some tanlines to jack off to.

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