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2024

13

Aug

Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day

Ashley Benson was once a lesbian with some famous lesbian who she did lesbian thing with because lesbianism is trendy….

She was clearly in a lull and looked dumpy as shit at the time, probably from the lack of cock and the whole being forced to deal with a woman’s bullshit, because women come with bullshit that men put up with to come….but other women putting up with bullshit when they want to be the one bringing the bullshit is just a silly dymanic…

I never buy into lesbians because they’ve conditioned themselves to be lesbians, their bodies want to breed and crave cock no matter how much they hate it…

Ashley Benson proved that pussy eating was an activity, something to do when she was in between acting jobs and snacking….but cock was what she needed…billionaire cock in the form of Brandon Davis…

Anyway, she’s since bred the billionaire, she’s probably on Ozempic now that she’s a chick who fucks dudes rather than fists models, unless they fist models as part of their freakish rich person sex…..

They are in ST TROPEZ being fancy in France with Emma Roberts who is recently engaged and probably pregnant based on that round uterus looking body….unless she’s just enjoying the french food too much….but I’m going with pregnant…

Roberts in the one piece being fat and pregnant, Benson in a thong bikini being weird-assed with one of those asses that turns into back and no longer pregnant but less fat than she was as a miserable dyke, so it’s a win….

Aren’t you the lucky one who gets to experience two young TV stars get middled aged…..

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2024

13

Aug

Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day

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Suki Waterhouse is a pretty boring rich kid with a dumb fucking name from the UK who has been trying to make it in America for a long time and she has made it in America, I mean she’s probably made it in a lot of places, while making it with a lot of high profile rich dudes who can elevate her career.

She was most notably with Brad Coopper when she was young because dude’s a fag and needed a beard….he ended up dumping her for Irina Shayk who he bred, leaving poor rich Suki to fend for herself with what I assume would be an allowance that helps pay her bills because all these rich dudes get rid of their whores with a cash settlement…

Since she was in the scene, with a movie or two up inside her like Brad Cooper, she landed her pussy on Robert Pattison from TWILIGHT, you take what you can get, and she’s since bred him and has kids with him…

Now, she’s out here trying to get herself to that famous actress she wants to be, she’s done all this fucking some to fruition, so the hope is that it benefits that career…

She’s out in a tennis skirt that got blown up by the wind, because the wind blowing up skirts is an act of god that has consistently made me feel like I’ve experienced a miracle, whether there’s a visible thong or full back or no panties at all…the wind-induced upskirt is a miracle I appreciate….

That’s really the only reason I’m posting this, since her ass is pretty fucking sad looking….but the ACT OF GOD flashing us her ass, possibly intentionally and staged by her, she’ll do anything for attention, even breed…

I’ll still buy into it, because I want to believe.

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Posted in:Suki Waterhouse

2024

13

Aug

Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

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Em Rata is one of those self fulfilling prophecies…I am a retard where I don’t really know what a self fulfilling prophecy is but it sounds like someone who believed their own hype after becoming a meme on instagram in the early days of instagram because she had some rockin’ tits…

Now, a decade later she has to continue her maintenance of that instagram celebrity since she’s got all those followers from being the queen of Instagram for a white due to the tits…

So she has a commitment to her fans to make her instagram face look as instagram as possible, which in person is pretty retarded looking, clown-like, muppet faced because she’s gone too extreme…

It is one of those see how far she can go to be as close to the instagram filters she uses so that when she does book jobs or call the paparazzi to take pics of her walking the dog….she looks like she does on instagram..

This face is fucking silly, whether her perky probably fake but she denies are fake tits and their puffy nips in a tank top excite you, that face is fucking rough around the edges and cartoon-like, which may also excite you.

Here it is.

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2024

13

Aug

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

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Halle Berry lives and is apparently seeking as much attention as possible…

She went to an event in a lingerie outfit that doesn’t seem to have any underwear on under said lingerie outfit….

From the ass angle, you can see she’s got a giant shit stain or tattoo on her ass, which is always exciting when looking at a whore, you know so you know that she’s trash….unless it’s some mixed race skin condition like Michael Jackson had, which is always possible….either way, disgusting…

From the front angle, she’s got her legs crossed because she’s a modest whore and doesn’t want you all to see her baby making clit poking out of the outfit thanks to being horny from having everyone stare at her half naked in her lingerie dress…

It is possible she’s taped the cunt up, also exciting I’m sure, or that she’s got some near invisble g-string or pussy cover….but we like to pretend she’s free-balling it…

Then there’s the tits, the Halle Berry tits that weren’t always 100 years old, which seem to have visible nipple through the mesh outift or it could be a rash….either way for the Halle Berry fans, which is primarily white dudes into white chicks with a tan who pretend they are black and throw on that Ebonics twang when cosplaying as a black person for a role that wins them an Oscar…

So here she is…

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2024

13

Aug

Britney Spears in a Creepy Dance Video of the Day

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I don’t use social media, but I do check in on Britney on a semi regular basis because I want to see if she’s officially dead yet, or if her handlers are putting out the meltdown content to lead up to the officially dead storyline.

Her account has been turned off for the last 2-3 weeks, which means that we haven’t been able to get turned on by the mid 40 year old sloppy tit and sloppy holed crazy pop star of the past….who is clearly an AI or BODY DOUBLE or OLD content of Britney because the actual Britney is dead or institutionalized but the SHOW MUST GO ON….

OR…this is actually her doing a “DANCE MONEY” kind of thing from her basement bunker prison they have her locked in….without the chains or shackles being made visible…but her cries for help apparent.

This shit is like a horror movie, a sexy pop star in her 40s with the sloppy tit horror movie, which makes it a good time to watch unfold…

Posted in:Britney Spears

2024

13

Aug

Dani Torres is the Instagram Of The Day

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Dani Torres is a Fashionova Ambassador – so you know that she’s one of those classy bitches who helps promote stripper clothing that has made a dude a multi-billionaire thanks to instagram hustling through instagram strippers…IT IS the skinny tea of a generation and really, what happened to the SKINNY tea movement, did Facebook crackdown on them for being snakeoil lies that don’t make bitches skinny at all, or did the tea vendors make so much money that they collectively retired off the same….

WE WILL NEVER KNOW..

What we do know is that Danni Torres has some tits, tits that 850k people are into, probably in part due to the crazy hip to waist ratio…which could be photoshop…liposuction….filters….a rib removal…who fucking cares all this shit is fucking fake and medicated nodded out tranq titty content for the retard brain and it looks it.

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

13

Aug

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight pants are better than tight pussy because at your level of desirability, you’d be lucky to get a granny who has been double fisting herself for 45 years as part of her back alley strip club act because she is homeless, out of the system, a true Wild West maverick with a drug addiction and one skill that gets her paid….you know a not so tight vagina…

While tight pants are tight on ALL vaginas, even the meaty and the wind-tunnel ones, allowing you to look at them and imagine them on your dick, or smothering your face, even though you know they never will…but you can archive that shit for the spank bank, or you can even archive that shit to visualize when you go out there to find old Loosey Linday the Back Alley Fister when she’s willing to let you stick it in her for an extra 5 bucks….

The tight pant…is so important….more important than you even know…

Here are some tight pants!

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2024

13

Aug

Salma Hayek’s Old Lady Bikini of the Day

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Unlike other women her age, Salma Hayek is not spending her government issued old age pension at the casino on the slot machines while pissing herself in her adult diapers because her pelvic floor muscles are weak from years of being banged the fuck out.

She’s a rich old lady, so she can afford the diet and exercise programs, the hormonal stem cell therapies, the cosmetic procedures, the high paid photographers and after effect masters of photoshop to carry on as if she was still that overrated 30 year old Mexican actress that is really not that hot, but has a set of rockin’ tits, that made her hot enough, or that made us ignore her bulldog looking man-jaw.

She was sold to a billionaire family, the dude wanted to breed her as billionaires do, seeking her at any cost and getting her because these women are all whores…

We’ll assume part of her appeal tot he billionaire was that everyone was jerking off to her because she was marketed as hot, so in being a faggy rich guy, he wanted what everyone else wanted and can’t get, that’s the whole point of being rich…so he forces her to continue producing the smut for the jerk offs because it’s how he gets off in his weird rich person sex dungeon….and that’s actually far less creepy that the sex dungeons of the other rich people who only get off by killing and skinning hookers they never get arrested for killing because they are rich….

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2024

12

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I hate when I am stuck behind an obese chick in Walmart on a hot and humid day and all I can smell is her cheesy, sweaty, asshole smell….especially when it turns me on…

Nothing but shame.

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Heidi Klum’s Model Boobs on the Beach!
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Dog Starts Up A Golf Cart And Crashes Into His Owner’S Truck
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Detectives Broke Character
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15 Awkward Moments We Can All Relate To
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Cat Sleeps On The Piano While The Pro Pianist Plays A Tune
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Camila Cabello Nipple Pokies in a Black T-Shirt!
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BIGGER IS BETTER
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20 + PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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What happened to Elsy Guevara? Social media star involved in concerning jet ski accident
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Rita Ora Flaunts Her Bikini Bod: Bootylicious in Formentera
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Bonus Butts #463
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Parked Mercedes Electric Car Suddenly Explodes
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Sydney Sweeney … Black Lingerie !
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Sabrina Carpenter Flaunts Sexy Legs at Outside Land Festival
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Really Scary And Funny Cliff Jumping Fails
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Blake & Ryans box office battle results
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Megan Thee Stallion Strips Down in New Music Video!
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Hannah White Shares Her Olympic Fails!
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Maybe breakdancing shouldn’t be in the Olympics
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Rescued Orphaned Walrus Cub Takes His First Swim In A Shallow Pool
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Natalia Garibotto in a purple bikini in a hotel pool in Mykonos
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Julianne Hough Under Water Nip Slip!
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Gold Medalist Surfer Caroline Marks Meets Steph Curry!
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Easily The Most Riveting Fencing Match Ever
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Great Skin is Just a Few Squirts Away!
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Ashley Benson Stuns in a Tiny Green Bikini, Flaunting Her Sexy Booty in Saint Tropez
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KILLER KARMA: 6 PEOPLE WHO WERE ASKING FOR IT
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“That looked like a malfunction” — Internet wonders what Tom Cruise was pulling on his leg during Olympics closing ceremony stunt
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Motorcycle Bursts Into Flames At The Gas Station
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I Swear I Didn’t Edit This
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Clip Featuring People Ignoring Level Crossings Like Its Their Last Day On Earth
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Rachel Zegler – green bikini on vacation
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The Hottest Uma Thurman Bikini Pics
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50 Funny Wives And Girlfriends Who Bring The Laughs To Their Relationships
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THE INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: AISHAHSOFEY
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Shay Mitchell Cools Off!
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Amanda Kabdebo is the Instagram Of The Day
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Halsey Switches Up Her Look!
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Man Who Lost His Wallet Gets It Back From A Man Who Came To His Doorstep
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Doorbell Camera Captures A Pizza Deliveryman Dancing While Waiting For The Customer
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Hilarious Fake Snake Prank In Public
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Eva Longoria – Bikini at the beach in Marbella
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Lindsay Lohan – Disney Legends Awards Ceremony in Anaheim
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Julia Cavanagh – Honey Birdette lingerie Whitney Wisteria collection
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Charlotte Lawrence – Dinner at Giorgio Baldi in Santa Monica
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Kathryn Newton – Seen at her hotel in Paris
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Barbara Palvin – Anthropologie’s Anthro Saloon in Los Angeles
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Daisy Edgar-Jones -Twisters premiere in Seoul
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Freya Allan – Variety’s Power of Young Hollywood in Santa Monica
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Eiza Gonzalez – Bikini on a yacht in Ibiza
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Julianne Hough – Arriving for her book signing event in Los Angeles
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Giulia Wylde Pulls Tits Out of a Nightie!
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WHAT SHALL THIS WEEK HOLD FOR US?
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Cleo K Cup Black Noir
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Cum Eater!
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Nude Legendary Babes
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Athena Fleurs Little Blonde Teenager Athena Can Get Anyone She Wants Naughty Mag
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8 PUBLIC ACTS THAT DEFINITELY MAKE YOU A WHORE
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Flashing In Public
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Heidi Klum Topless at the Beach in St. Barts!
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The Absolute Worst of Pornhub IX
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Bess Burton Vegas Vacay Zishy
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Johnny Moronic reviews the nudity in the Aussie/Kiwi films of 1998, Part 1
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Heidi Klum Goes Topless in Thong Bikini, Unleashes Sexy Instagram Video!
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Dominance and Submission: The Power Dynamics of Heavy Fetish
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Hottie Riding (GIF)
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Babi Rossi for Playboy Brazil!
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Well… That Was Unexpected
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Street Ass Eating!
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Monster XXXperiment (Sex Game)
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Jeny Smith Upskirt
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Angel Avril Flashing and Showing Off Her Big Naturals!
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These lesbian cuties really don’t let that baby oil go to waste
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BUSTED!
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Alexsis Faye A Bikini Day For Alexsis Faye Scoreland
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‘Lacy Duo’ with Katya And Smoky via Katya Clover Official
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Gabby d Barbosa shows off an impressive chest in Hellhounds (2024)
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Boundaries Explored: Navigating Consent and Safety in Heavy Fetish
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The Hair Matches the Dildo!
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Lady films her Slim friend getting hard threesome
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Kim Velez & Sofia Damon The Incredible Scoreland Pair
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Busty Lola Bredly via Met-Art
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Pool Fuck With Kona Jade!
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Busty Golfer Octavia Red!
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Slimy Samus (Sex Game)
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2024

12

Aug

Olivia Rodrigo is a Tennis Whore of the Day

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As it turns out, I have a tennis fetish.

The skimpy outfits, the sexual poses, the sexual moans and grunts, it’s a pretty sexual experience..

Plus, it a WASPY rich person sport, or was once a WASPY rich person sport, where the poor or ethnics couldn’t partake…and that level of exclusivity, brings on rebelling tennis daughters and tennis wives wanting to cheat on their tennis club husbands who are cheating on them with the other tennis club wives, or their secretaries, because who wants to fuck your own wife when you’re rich enough to fuck other pussy, so rich you can afford the tennis club…making for a lot of rich person fun….

It’s a far trashier and accessible sport now, but there’s still skimpy outfits, sexual poses, sexual grunts and it’s a pretty sexual experience while jerking off to it through the chainlink fence at the community tennis club during a friendly round robin….

Her name is Olivia Rodrigo and she’s a pop star.

Posted in:Olivia Rodrigo