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2017

19

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am a romantic, I like to give girls orgasms in their sleep…I live for it….but it’s always awkward when they wake up and have no idea who I am….

Here are some morning links…

HOT AS FUCK BIKINI BOOTY SHAKE
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Roger Ailes Ate Himself to Death
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Amber Heard as Mera in Aquaman for you Virgins
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Rope Swing Paragliding Weirdness
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Katy Perry’s Song about Beating Taylor Swift at Basketball
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Whore Joanna KRUPA Dating a Mobster
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Interesting Art in the Park
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The One Eyed Goat is a DEMON from Hell
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Chris Cornell Had a Pug…That Makes his Death a Bit Harder for Me – Because PUGS are delicate souls
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The History of GOTHS
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2017

18

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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My new move is Asking girls on the street if I can take a pic of their shorts because my daughter is looking for the same pair. I realize that if you go into it with confidence and like you’re not a creeper they won’t know you don’t actually have a daughter and you are j fact a creep until long after they can have you arrested. It’s a win win for you

Here are some stepLINKS….

Selena Gomez Slutty….
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Roger Ailes is Dead
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Miley Cyrus Clean and Sober
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Slut Slack Lines Across Crazy Water
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Sara Underwood Slutty….
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TITS in a BIKINI
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Alex Daddario Busting Out in a Bikini
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Soundgarden Dude HUNG himself…probably jerking off
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Ales Daddario in a Dress
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How to Butcher an Entire Cow
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Journalist Deflects Bullet
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TITS In a Bikini 2
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Jessica Chastain TITS
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Sarah Goodhart Pantie Upskirt
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Leo Nardo and Nina Break UP – RIP FAME WHORE SUGAR BABY TRYING TO LOCK IN THE DUDE
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Picasso Bought for 45 Million
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Kendall Jenner Bike Fall
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Glow – The Ladies of Wrestling
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Jessica Lowndes Blue Crush photoshoot for her website
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Tits in a Bikini 3
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Every Bathroom is a Private Bathroom to Jennifer Lopez
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McDonald’s Dead Dad Ad
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Tits in a Bikini 4
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One Eyed Goat – the Video
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Amy Schumber Belly in Panties
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Eva Herzigova in a Slutty Dress
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Amber Rose Had Someone Break in and Watched her Sleep….
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Khloe Kardashian in a One Piece
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Miley Cyrus is the Girl Katy Perry Kissed
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Ass in a Thong
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SPECIAL FEATURE: Elle Fanning VS Dakota Fanning of the Day

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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Bouncy Tit GIF of the Day
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Amateur GF in the Garage
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Butthole Filled
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Susan Naked in 1977
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Cam Girls Being Slutty Cheap and Easy
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Big Curvy Festival Ass
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Golden Showers of the Day
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Chick with Huge Tits – Naked
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Just a Girl Getting Naked
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Awkward Porn Girl
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Weirdest GF on the Beach of the Day
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2017

18

May

Selena Gomez Lupus Lips of the Day

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Selena Gomez is so edgy with her lip injections, or LUPUS bloated lips, while having some sort of Identity crisis because her life has been a performance and she doesn’t even know who she is…and never will…She looks like a Jenner…

She’s obsessed over cock, a money maker, and here she is on some post rehab, post bieber, post the Weeknd cock re-brand….

I didn’t listen to it, but you can jerk off to it….because her creepy fans are loyal.

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2017

18

May

Elizabeth Olsen Windy Ass Flash of the Day

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Whenever people say there is no god…the heathens who turn their back on Christianity and choose science or logic…instead of believing silly fables…like a bad episode of a bad movie and deciding it is the GOSPEL of the lord…like logical people…or Most Americans…

I say…you’ve obviously never been outside on a windy day – when a girl walks by…and her skirt gets blown up….

The Wind!

The wind sent from God….proof that there is a god…a religious experience…

This time featuring Elizabeth Olsen…the non twin Olsen…

MAGIC> 1/4 of an ass cheek…MAGIC! I mean RELIGION….

How can you not be a spiritual person with this PROOF OF GOD….right.

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2017

18

May

Penelope Cruz Bikini of the Day

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Penelope Cruz’s tits look good in her one piece bathing suit…which I think is important for all women….because I am an old school person, not some flimsy cunty have homosexual from drinking the chemicals in the water that make the fish gay…I am good old fashion pervert…who knows the value of good tits for a woman’s life, career and happiness….because without tits. They are nothing…

I mean just look at these tits, they were Spanish tits, small town Euro tits…that became Oscar winning tits, and without the tits…she’d be a zero…so thank the tits…celebrate the tits…but next time do it in a more Euro way and let me see the damn tits…

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2017

18

May

Peyton Roi List Bikini on Instagram of the Day

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Peyton Roi List is some up and coming slut and I believe to stay relevant as a site I must find the Diseny mainstream sluts that old creeps who still visit websites are jerking off to.

I think this is one of them….

All these bitches are irrelevant to me, I prefer jerking off to chicks from TINDER and instagram and the non famous girls who are actually much hotter, but I’m progressive like that, and don’t need some casting agent or producer to dictate what I cum to….

I can figure that one out on my own, but you….you’re the one I’m worried about…

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2017

18

May

Shay Mitchell Bikini Instagram of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is in a bikini….

She’s some cunty Canadian who has made her way to America – where she got to be on TV so it justifies her cunty behavior and allows her to be an even bigger cunt…

Fascinating…I know..

She does a travel series, because people like travel and she’s of Indian decent and figured out how to make money from every angle, you can’t be a complacent idiot who relies on one show on TV, you need to extend your reach and stack that money….even though she looks like a complacent idiot as she sits on the beach…half naked..it’s all part of her tactics..

Posted in:SFW|Shay Mitchell

2017

18

May

Amanda Seyfried’s Hard Nipples of the Day

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I don’t keep track of Amanda Seyfried, she bores me, so she may have had her baby or not….she was pregnant and doesn’t look pregnant so is probably not pregnant but her great tit nipple is hard…and her tit nipple is what her little parasite latches onto, assuming she’s the down to earth breast feeder you’d assume she is, unless she’s just that soulless cunt who had the kid for some weird tactics….like making her husband leave his family for her….because that’s how brats work…who knows, the kid isn’t with her, so I’ll assume if she did have it it was still birthed or at home with the nannies so she doesn’t have to bother, something she has proven to like as she dresses likes she’s a homeless woman on her period…that’s I’d like to smell

Either way, hard nipple party.

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2017

18

May

Lea Michele Tits of the Day

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Lea Michele is rocking the push up bra…what a slut.

She is on the hustle, I don’t know what she’s promoting, or why she is craving some male attention, or why she’s feeling hot and sexy, maybe she’s ovulating, LOL, I know dude’s don’t ovulate….

But she is on the hustle, she wants to be looked at….stared at….and I guess when you get plastic surgery or take hormones let the people see….as these people try to make happen…they live for it.

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Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2017

18

May

Sandra Kubicka for Some Some Swimwear of the Day

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Sandra Kubicka is Polish…which is convenient because she’s the kind of girl you’d want to hire to Polish you…with her mouth, maybe her hand, and a little spit drying it, to make sure she’s worthy of her 1000 dollar by the hour money…you know going above and beyond for her client…

Yes…I am implying a girl from Polish, who stills speak Polish, living in Miami with work visas and shit is a hooker…because Miami is the land of hookers…why the fuck would this one be a unicorn totally unscathed by that..

Did she come to Miami and never go home – REFUGEE….did she seduce a rich man with her tits – HOOKER….is she a celebrated model no one’s heard of who can afford her own shit…SO MANY questions..but she did get a job posing in bathings suits and here are those bathings suits she’s posing in…

She is hot….

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