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2017

27

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

So the failed pick up line of the weekend was….”you look like a bitch with AIDS, and you’re in luck, my sperm is the cure”….basically addressing that I’ve fucked some disgusting AIDS bitches before and I don’t necessarily cure them, but I don’t have AIDS, so I must be the fucking antidote…make life happen for yourself…

My pick up line last night would have been….You’re about to win the academy award for being the one who is going to give me herpes…

But I don’t leave my house…

The Oscars In Memoriam Segment Featured a Woman Still ALive
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Melissa Benoist as SuperGIrl…
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Vanity Fail Party…SLuts…
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Surfer Gets Stalked by a Shark
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Jimmy Kimmel Oscars Monolgue
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Alicia Arden See Through Outfit…
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Ryan Goslings Sister’s Boob -s the Meme of the Day
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Lily Rose Depp is Hot
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Artist Rendition of Trump…
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The Em Rat Cow Pussy Rubbing Nudes
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Edita Topless on the Beach…
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UTA Shifted Party to Protest Travel Ban – What the Fuck
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Accident at the Gas Station
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Lady GAGa’s Nipples Shopping
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Frieda Pinto Sheer…
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Puke Fruit Challenge…
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Kate Hudson Does Oscarsm….
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Felicity in Lace…
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Crushing With Hydraulic Press
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Amy Adams – Cleavage…
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Kate Beckinsale in a Feathery Dress…Plumage of a Peacock…for your Cock…
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Katie Lee in a Tiny WHite Bikini….
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Amy Willerton Cleavage….
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Judge WAPNER – DeAD
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Oscar Dress Review for the Homos
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Malin Akerman Naked in 2003
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Nicole Kidman Forgot How to Clap
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Some Gabrielle Caunesil TITTY
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Some Chick and Her Huge Tits
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Slut Hangs with Bananas Naked
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Japanese Porn Prodigy is Creepy
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Hot chick on all Fours – You Can See her Butthole
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Filmed in the Fitting Room…
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Titty Fuck
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Artist Makes a Sex Tape
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2017

27

Feb

Blanca Blanco Pussy Flash of the Day

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Oscar night wouldn’t be complete unless someone flashed their pussy…

This year…the pussy flash was Blanca Blanco…

The picture is too small for my amateur vagina staring eyes…but there’s definitely pussy exposed….

Blanca Blanco is apparently some actress….know for a whole fucking lot of terrible fucking movies….but she’s still in the scene and gets invited out. You know she’s got an agent, gets work, and like Bill Paxton, is a “who the fuck is that, oh right that guy”…but the girl version…

So it’s very safe to say – she did this on purpose…pussies aren’t like cocks, with a mind of their own, exposing themselves like that out of no where…

It’s a set up….to get people to talk about her…as they fucking should, because a woman willing to put her pussy out there is a woman willing to do what it fucking takes…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE OSCAR PICS CLICK HERE

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2017

27

Feb

Mariah Carey’s Nipple in a Bra too Small for Her as Kate Upton’s GUNT Meets Walken at the Vanity Fair Party of the Day

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Mariah Carey and Her Monster Tits were also at that very same event…..all crazy looking….but busty…in a bra too small for her because she’s crazy…but not too crazy to expose the nippple…

Kate Upton was also there…

I feel like this is the kind of picture some of the worst nerds out there would fucking love to jerk off to, so that’s my motivation in posting it…

Kate Upton, big girl marketed as a skinny girl, despite being a big girl, because she’s rich as fuck and could create or buy her own destiny / career…who has been starving herself and working out hard the last two years to be less fat….showed up to an Oscar Party…with her gunt in tow….where she met who I assume is Chistopher Walken….but who really could be anyone she’s trying to suck up to to further her career….

And Nina Dobrev…who looks like she’s dying of AIDS was there, but should probably have been over at the Elton John AIDS event…due to her looking like she’s got AIDS…but I’ve heard she’s got herpes…not AIDS…what do I know..

Nina Agdal was there in a sheer dress – and all it took was fucking Leonardo DiCaprio to get her there…good strategy…

Hooker Rat Cow was at the Vanity Fair event, because this bitch and her social media account money, have milked as many opportunities as fucking possible. She goes to every single event she can get into – to be some socialite – or to reposition to polarize herself as a legit celebrity, or model, and not a low life naked for attention gutter slut….that we now this famewhore is….trying so hard…while being garbage….amazing tits though…that’s all that matters…

Sofia Vergara brought her ass out to an event…sure she’s from TV…but she gets it done girl….

Katy Perry was there…not hot…but trying to be hot…making for a very weird face that has one at life in a push up bra….less fat than she used to be…but equally annoying I’m sure…

Thandie Newton Dressed Like Michael Jackson…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE OSCAR PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2017

27

Feb

Vanessa Hudgens in a Racy Lingerie Outfit for AIDS of the DAy ,

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Vanessa Hudgens wore lingerie as outerwear at some AIDS event which would be inappropriate if AIDS wasn’t the Gay disease…seeing as lingerie is the gateway to unprotected sex with strangers…or homeless people…or really trannies wearing lingerie…which is basically where AIDS lives now….

It’s not a death sentence, probably due to events like this, that take millions to put on, and that donate very little back to aids, where the people involved feel they are creating awareness while being all fancy, instead of just giving that production budget to AIDS…while the celebs just shut the fuck up….and throw their undeserved money at the cause instead…seems a little more decent…

But all this is to say if Vanesssa Hudgens had AIDS, now that she’s fit…I’d totally smear it on my face and swallow gallons of it…she’s great.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE OSCAR PICS CLICK HERE

Here she is eating ice cream..

Some chick named Tanya Mityushina was also at the AIDS event, and she’s the kind of girl I’d like to get AIDS from….totally worth it bro…

Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2017

27

Feb

Courtney Stodden Clown Tit Nipple Slip of the Day

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With all this overpriced, overrated, expensive bullshit Oscar shit…I need to expose myself to some real fucking gutter trash….like Courtney Stodden….

Some fake 16 year old married to some celebrity…despite being a 40 year old hooker…who used her tabloid money to get real fucking ridiculous clown surgery she couldn’t afford from the lap dances…and…

It’s fucking perfect…this is speaking my pervert porno language and the world needs more of this….than that other fancy shit…

Posted in:Courtney Stodden|SFW

2017

27

Feb

Kate Beckinsale Hard Nipples in a Red Dress…..at some Oscar Party…of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale has hard nipples at some Oscar Party she was invited to – because she’s a legit actress or some shit….and because she’s a freak of nature who ages really fucking well…she’s a mom with a college aged girl…and she looks like this, while 20 year olds are out there looking like muppets thanks to botox…it’s pretty impressive…

Her nipples are hard…and that’s all that really matters when it comes to looking at women….

So with a proper use of aging…and a creepy fan base…here’s some Beckinsale….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE OSCAR PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|SFW

2017

27

Feb

Ariel Winter Ass or Thighs Getting into a Car in Shorts of the Day

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Oscars So White…no more…because the industry saw opportunity to fund a black Gay Gangster movie and to vote it in…but maybe that just happened because Lala Land was So Shit….

While Ariel Winter is so sloppy….

Young maybe, yet still so sloppy…

If she wasn’t rich in Hollywood, this would end 600 pounds in a trailer on some Reality Show on fat people…but thanks to strategic parents…she’s on hit shows….that allow her to be slutty enough to build that social audience…because why make 100k an episode or more…when you can make 100k an instagram post and not have to leave your bed – or in her case kitchen…where she eats all her foods…

Big coat to keep her warm….

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2017

27

Feb

Emma Watson in the Beauty and the Beast of the Day

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Emma Watson was in Asia, where I am sure she’s super famous because she’s Emma Watson and super fucking famous….all huge on the nerd shit…the pervert shit…the 14 year old dudes wanted to fuck, but couldn’t because that would make them creepers…only to wait for her 18th birthday to actually go through with the masturbation session – a monumental moment…on some MAYAN ruins shit….the orgasm built up inside their testicles for nearly a decade…giving them time to plan their Harry Potter fan boy, cosplay costume….before busting on himself in a glorious Emma Watson mess…

I like these pics of her little cleavage because I am a pervert, but not like an Emma Watson fan pervert, just a titty pervert who likes cleavage…like a normal pervert…no round rimmed glasses necessary….

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Here’s some bitch Lucy Watson doing Yoga in the park…it’s always the younger sister living the good life, doing YOGA all day like some kind of slacker…unless they aren’t related at all…

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2017

27

Feb

Fergie Seducing and Flirty in Milan of the Day

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There’s always something magical about a woman – when you can see her ass cheeks from the front…whether that woman is a young tight bodied coed at a Springbreak party in a bikini…..or an old mom who’s ass fell 6 inches in the aging process….

Now I’ve never really found Fergie all that magical…but holding hands with her once when she was just getting famous…at some event she happened to be at…while I was drunk and before she had security was pretty magical…you know…some connected at the soul shit…but I wasn’t convinced she wasn’t a man….but I was convinced that I wish I had got with her when she was a down on her luck meth addict…but that was probably a bullshit story to make her edgy like Nicki Minja….edgy….not edgy at all…

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2017

27

Feb

Tay Lomax Good Hipster Photoshoot of the Day

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I don’t think Tay Lomax is a legit model, but these pics are about as legit as they need to be for her to be anything she wants to be in my pervert mind, in fact I prefer the models who don’t make any money, who you meet on tinder, who have a modelmayhem account or who just post to craigslist for work….they are just more fucking fun than actual models….who do this shit for a lot of money and who have already made it – because they just stop trying…and pussy lip pics with sunglasses don’t happen….

So Tay Lomax…famous or not, because she may be famous, what the fuck do I know….is magical for me…with that ethnic tone…I’m a fan…

Hipster, which is pretty much all girls, with nipple rings of the day…