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2017

10

Mar

Anastasia Ashley makes Waterfall Porn of the Day

I figure a great way to start your day is with some aspirational video by professional surf ass Anastasia Ashley in her bikini hiking and running around Hawaii like a she’s on a permanent vacation – because she is on permanent vacation – she’s a professional surfer and her job involves hanging out on a beach in a bikini all day – with ripped dudes and other girls with hot asses – while all you idiots who don’t realize you can live a good life – are working your shit 9 – 5 job – making shit money – paying for a shit house and shit kids and you even went to college to make this happen…while our girl…Anastasia Ashley plays in goddamn waterfalls looking hot…what the fuck….went wrong in my life…seriously….everything…but that doesn’t matter….

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2017

10

Mar

Street Sex Rudely Interrupted and Other Videos of the Day

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Kids Photobomb A dude on BBC – and it is Hilarious

Drifter VS Bridge

Truck VS Bricks

Jason VS Newsman

Driver VS TRuck

Dude Gettting Hit by a Car

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2017

10

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

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International Women’s Day is over…and women have gone back to the kitchen, feeling better about themselves for protesting for rights they already have…and I continue to celebrate it by asking for nudes…but I guess that’s the only thing I do everyday…

The valuable life lesson I’ve learned in my career of not working, doing this internet bullshit, begging for nudes for over a decade is something that I can’t apply to becoming a dot com billionaire….but that I can apply to life…and that is that girls will more likely put a banana in their ass and eat it on camera….for free…in actual video. not limited to SNAP….than they will put on a pair of white panties and piss themselves…even if you offer them money…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

Scarlett Johansson’s Husband – VS – Her….Funny…
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It Girl Sluts at some Fame Whore Party
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Juggling to Prove Sorbiety
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This is J.Lo’s House…
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Geostorm – Official Teaser of the Shittiest Movie Ever
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Adriana Lima – Single
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Donald Trump Jr Wants to Host SNL
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How We’ve Fucked Our Attention Spans…
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Katy Perry is a Woman…a Feminine Woman
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Brie Larson VS Casey Afleck – Sex Offender…
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Diver Removing Knife from Shark Head
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How to Film an Epic Battle
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2017

09

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I told a woman I know with a bunch of kids that I’ve been thinking about the space where her asshole meets her pussy – at least once today…..to which she responded ….”I’ve had kids, what makes you think I have that spot on my body”….to which I said…”that’s why I was thinking about it”….to which she said “hopefully it’s ok”….to which I said…”show me and I’ll let you know”…..

Mom pussy seduction…a lost art…

Here are the stepLINKS….

Nicole Kidman Robotic Clapping
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Weird Artsy Emma Watson Video
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Michelle Williams Reamed in a Movie…
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Sofia Richie – Slutty…..
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ESPN Reporter is Pregnant and Pissed On
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The Rock’s Ultimate Workout
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Megan McKenna Upskirt
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Lily Collins – Wrote an Open Letter to her Dad – DADDY ISSUES ARE HOT!
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Scarjo is Getting Divorced
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You Can Heard the Difference Between Hot and Cold Water…
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Eva Mendes Photoshopped to Shit for some Bullshit
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No One Cares About Molten Copper in Slow Motion
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Big Bang Theory Without Laugh Track
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Arianny Celeste in a Bikini
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Adriana Lima is Single
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Adriana Ocean Drive
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Ella Eyre Braless at a Maybelline
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Tom Hiddleston Won’t Answer Taylor Swift Questions….
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Pornstar Becomes Church Pastor
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The Made a Hangover the Vagina Version movie with Scar Johansson
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Biggie and Tupac Clones on Set of Their Movie…
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Stella Maxwell – Underboob
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Kristen Stewart – Dyke Hair
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Football Goal of the Day
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Lame Sober Dude of the Day
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Girl Being Denied her Right to the Victory Lap
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Gwyneth Paltrow – Doesn’t Mind the Haters….
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Slutty and Amazing Cam Girls
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Asian Babe – Photoshoot
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Afternoon Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Great Tits
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Vintage Porn Trailer of the Day
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Fingering on the Trunk of the Car
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Girl in Shorts…
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Luci Li – Huge Tits…
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White Girl Says N Word During Sex – The Compilation
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Olivia Munn for Maxim
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Greek Naked Slut
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Naked Kidman – Naked
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Big Tit in The Shower
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Skinny Babe Babe
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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More Free Slutty Girls on Webcam
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2017

09

Mar

Candice Swanepoel’s in a Bikini of the Day

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I was in the mall yesterday, you know window shopping women shopping, as I do…because I don’t like buying myself shit I don’t need, but I do like slutty young girls in slutty clothes buy things they don’t need….especially at Victoria’s Secret…where Candice Swanepoel’s face is still all over the fucking place – like she didn’t run off the last year and make babies with her long term boyfriend she’s been cheating on with rich and connected people that haven’t helped her career because she is still a one client whore….

Well, she is out there making moves in a bikini with her troll baby that raped her Candice Swanepoel pussy….but that plastic surgery has fixed….since they are alll plastic…

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2017

09

Mar

Bella Thorne’s Snapchat of the Day

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Bella Thorne fascinates me, but not really, because I was talking to an 18 year old yesterday, as I do, because I am a pervert and think banging 18 year olds is fun and some kind of creepy status symbol ,seeing as I am old a fat and disgusting…something they’d likely not go for…but sometimes go for to switch up their hardcore, porn inspired life…creating what seems like a win to me…..and that 18 year old told me that Bella Thorne was on a Disney show, is a Disney kid, and that’s how all this happened…

Meaning I’ve been posting on her daily and I never bothered looking at her wiki, because acting career doesn’t matter anymore, it’s the world of social media, and she kills it on social media…but not as hard as her stage parents killed her childhood, leaving her damaged and amazing, so that when her peak starts to fall….she’ll fall hard..and I’ll try to be there to catch her with my mouth….pussy first…

This is her snapchat, voyeurism, curated by the exhibitionist for the win…what a seriously fucking great body…

Here she is being slutty on set – filling the emptiness in her soul with male attention..

I do like when she flashes her tits on social media though…wonderful…

TO SEE HER TIT FLASH CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER TIT FLASH VIDEO CLICK HERE

Here’s her cleavage for a magazine

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

09

Mar

Dakota Fanning Showing Some Leg of the Day

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Dakota Fanning is a creepy little exploited by her parents girl who 10 years ago was doing intereviews acting like some kind of fucking programmed robot – which is probably what she was…you know these kids lose their souls when their childhoods are robbed of them, they are sold off to creepy rich producers who like to diddle and never get caught, all to make money in TV and Movies where you are coddled by everyone around you – so that you don’t stray off course and fall back into being a kid….making for a fucked up situation for everyone, but money is a good distraction….in the money grubbing world we live in…where we sell off our kids for things….like fame and fortune…

Now she’s selling herself off to fashion brands showing off her upper thighs and ass in bloomers so we know she’s in underwear like the weirdo commodity she is…and always has been…shameless…but let’s pretend it’s raw talent….that the world just ate up…and not parents selling off their spawns…that’d come across more negative than the candy coated marketing approach to what went on here.

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2017

09

Mar

Mischa Barton Titties Blazer Selfie of the Day

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Mischa Barton posing in front of the mirror – topless in a blazer is almost as exciting as her public freak out a few weeks ago – where people called 911 to save her from whatever demons she was seeing, or voices she was hearing, because she’s a broken addict who loves being medicated…or last week, when she did the whole water campaign for a low level escort agency that signs up all these low level models and helps them get their work visa’s in some weird Trump Approved because it includes pussy scam…even though she’s already famous, has her papers…but I guess was out there trying to get attention for not being a cellulite ridden monster….and I think she’s perfect..

I like a fall from the top, still young but so broken from the fall…and haggard from the medicating….that there’s a little more edginess to her…a little more attitude…and her entitlement a little more humbled or crazy…either way…it’s magic…

I wish I was her management…but I guess she hasn’t hit rock bottom yet…despite seemingly hitting rock bottom a dozen times…she’s just too coddled to ever really hit rock bottom…unless she accidentally overdoses which will probably happen…failing me and our future selling her out for sex work…where we will both prosper…I mean who wouldn’t pay 50 bucks for head from Mischa Barton….pretty much NO ONE….

Posted in:Mischa Barton|SFW

2017

09

Mar

Jessica Hart and Olivia Aarnio for Australian Swimwear of the Day

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I wrote a poem about Jessica Hart …..

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It was the level of inspiration I got from these pics of this 30 year old bikini model who barely matters but who has a great gap….and ability to seduce and lock down billionaires who have herpes from Paris Hilton….and all the other sluts they fucked before being obscure and homosexual…it happens when young billionaires fuck all the model pussy….

It’s like dude knows he owns this bitch, and she lets him do whatever he wants because she knows at 30, she’s not as good as all the other pussy he can get, but she probably rides off the nostalgia and lets him fuck all the other pussy so that her meal ticket doesn’t escape her…

She’s boring, she’s in a bikini, I’m posting this because why the fuck not…

Posted in:Jessica Hart|SFW

2017

09

Mar

Stella Maxwell Spread Legged for Fashion

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I probably should have posted this alongside the Kristen Stewart post titty post earlier today – because she is a famewhore lesbian or bisexual model who fucks her way to the top…trying to get as many media hits as possible to allow her to exist..and exist she does…the weird looking hipster girl who has somehow become hot…and booked by Victoria’s Secret…weird…

I figure her spread legs for leaving fashion week is both relevant to how she got her career…and what she’s about to be doing for sugar momma Kristen Stewart…it’s like “all I do is let these broken famous chicks eat my pussy and win”…..tactics people…trick the masses, get paid…

Stella Maxwell was also in a tight dress…