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2017

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Since girls I just meet on TINDER or other internet places you can get sex, including but not limited to youtube, facebook and instagram….are uptight and expect me to work them to get their already shot nudes – because they don’t know me – and want to chat for a solid 30 minutes or more instead of just sending them right away to save us all time because we know what I am there for…

I’ve decided to try to convince them I have a crippled girl fetish and that I want to role play it out over snapchat…you know some juvenile rheumatoid arthritis that left them limping with their gammy bum leg….so I’m like “send me selfies of your limping, or with a claw hand, something good, maybe talk out of the side of your face like you’re have paralyzed”….because a pussy is just a pussy…I want a performace…

Needless to say, none of them want me to see their pussyhole, this asshole, or their best retarded person impression on the second message…

Women…so much work…

Steplinks…GO…

TRUSTING PUSSY!!! ALWAYS A GOOD TARGET
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Rachel McCord Slutty Ass Swimsuits…
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The Blind Cheerleader is the VIDEO of the Week
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Kourtney K – Ass on IG
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HUMAN fails
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Kim K Doesn’t Care About Material Things _ I Guess She’s a Minimalist with more Money In her Ass Cheeks than Most People Have in a Lifetime
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Peanut Butter in SPACE
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This Freak is the Worst Video of the Week
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Some Dude Named Jesse Williams on Minka Kelly
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2017

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Making a joke about locking a girl you are sexting in a basement always takes a weird turn when she says “That’s where I feel most at home”….hot right, until she follows up with “that’s where my dad used to molest me when I was 7”.

The wrong response is “where did he cum”….because even if she’s joking because she’s dark, this 7 year old version of herself convered in her dad’s cum will break her”….and the even less popular response is “did you cum”….

Girls…so silly…and damaged…and sexy and irresistable..

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Trashy Sluts at the Time 100 Gala – That Features the Worst Influential People…
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Victoria’s Secret Models in WOrkout Gear
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Caitlin Jenner’s Penis is Running for Office….
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Doutzen Kroes – Sloppy ASs in a Photoshoot of the Day
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Elsa Pataky – Panty Flash
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Doutzen Kroes Recover with Ass Being Held Together By Leggings
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How Dracula Became Famous
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Peanut Butter and JElly in Space
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Scott Baio Penis Size Shaming
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Pam Anderson Lingerie in Lace
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Eva Longoria Old and Fat in a Bikini
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Boat Security Shooting Somali Pirates is Mental
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Sloppy Bitch in a Yoga Outfit
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POPE Francis is Doing a Ted Talk
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Margot Robbie Botox Face at Some GaLA
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Cosplay at Wondercon
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Kitty Hawk Flyer – Crazy Gadget….
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Katie Price is a Monster
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Josie Canseco in the Parking Lot….
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ALice Eve Geat Tits – Braless Tits in a Turtleneck at Some Event
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How Pelicans Survive Their Scary Dives….
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83 Million Dollars of Aston Martin
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Katherine Heigl and Rosario Dawson are in Some Lesbian Movie
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RIP Jonathan Demme Director of Silence of the Lambs
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Heidi Klum Snaps her Tits
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Anti Fur Protestors VS PAtti Labelle
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Kourtney Kardashian – ASs for IG
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Demi Lovato Big Cleavage at some GALA
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Your Weekly Dose of Brutal Human Fails
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Chris Pratt Doesn’t Take Pictures with his Fans
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Houseboat of the Day
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Cash me Ousside 12 Year Old Has Big Tits
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Bryana Holly – Trassy
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Bungee Fail
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Elizabeth Turner Fat Tits
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Porn Interivew with a Skinny Bitch
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Huge Trashy Tits
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Booty Jiggle
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Hot Greek Slut
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Hot Strip and Masturbation from a Euro SLut
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Helpful Girl of the Day
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Random Slut – and her Big TIts
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Lacey Banghard and her Tits
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Spring Break Girl and her Tits Being Classy…..
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2017

Apr

Bella Thorne’s IG Bikini Wax Story of the Day

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I am a bush supporter, I am a “SavetheBush”, Don’t Shave the Bush kind of pervert. I just think Bush is natural and thus sexy, and an amazing accessory on all pussy…I don’t care if it is trimmed or not, the bigger the better..and that I firmly believe the waxing pussy is a girl on girl crime, that is blamed on men, since men will fuck anything…even inanimate objects and will never let pubic hair get in the way..

You see they say it is what men want, because it is what dirty porn sluts did to optimize their penetration shots…

They say it’s some oppressive man bullshit, yet all Salons are woman owned that I know of…

They say that it is men trying to sexualize and control women…when it’s all woman media who teach them this shit..

They say down with the patriarchy by protesting the patriarchy – by growing out their bush, a natural and lazy thing….but they are the ones judging each other for having pussy hair stick out of bikini bottoms….

Pussy hair sticking out of anywhere is a fucking fetish, it’s hot..men don’t hate that…maybe gay men…but none that I know..it’s hot..

Not to mention, Bella is a redhead, her pussy hair blonde and fair…to do this to herself…is fucking abusive..

But also a fetish to some…so watch her getting a bikini wax, it’s something I used to try to google years ago and it couldn’t be found…well thanks to shameless sluts letting you into their life…it’s on IG story..and it’s good..even if it’s sad to see her murdering her bush…for a man who loves bush….I shed a tear over this…it’s a horror movie to me….really

At least she wasn’t shitting in the video…

In other Bella Thorne news….she ate a banana, which is funny enough, another fetish of mine, because I am a basic man and see a phallus in a mouth and visualize dick sucking, that’s why I encourage girls to eat bananas in public or on snapchat for me, with either their mouth or pussy – cuz it’s hot..and they know exactly what they are doing…

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2017

Apr

Monica Bellucci Naked in Vanity Fair Italia of the Day

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Immigrants…WOPs…you know the carpenters and mason’s who came to America and in turn develop parts America….with more than just Pizza….because they were too retarded to get work back home in Italy….but who paved the way for becoming the trash that was on the Jersey Shore…fucking love Monica Bellucci

I don’t know if she reminds them of the pope, they mothers, or Nonas, or some fucking mafia wife of top tier titty….or if she just reminds them of the old country, the heritage they are so proud of, and al that..

I just know they love her titty, she’s still on the wall at my Barber’s, she is to them, what Sofia Vergara is to Colombia…no not a drug mule….a star….with big tits.

You can see her nipples in Vanity Fair, and her fan base is probably really excited by this, they are a passionate people and don’t move on from being fans, unfortunately they are too retard to figure out how a computer works…they too busy being bros…

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2017

Apr

Brie Larson in Vanity Fair of the Day

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Brie Larson is annoying. She’s not hot, yet she sexualizes herself like she is, and no one gave a fuck about her before she won her Academy award, for not being hot, but for being some beat up looking mom in her 30s who spent the previous 20 years in a garden shed, where women belong…so they don’t annoy you with their talking…and really…they’d probably like it there, they can just sleep all day with no guilt as you cater to them and feed them like their fucking dad…cuz they don’t like growing up….otherwise they wouldn’t all date rich guys so they don’t need to work…it’s like all girls secretly want to be abducted and taken care of…it’s called marriage…they just ant it at a spa or 5 star hotel because they are greedy…

Well since the Academy award for being a non-hot chick, Brie Larson, has let her ego and narcissism and new career as the chubby, average at best girl who gets important roles get the best of her….

COUPLED with being a spokesperson for women’s abuse, as she’s an expert thanks to playing one in a fucking movie…shut the fuck up…you’re not that important bitch..

Well, Vanity Fair seems to disagree…because they got her to take her shirt off for them…and she did it…like I guess all women’s abuse advocates do…LOLZ…bullshit…just bullshit…

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2017

Apr

Kim Kardashian’s Mangled Fake Ass is Aging Weird of the Day

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Kim Kardashian’s a shameless self promoter, who turned sacrificing herself and her dignity into a billion dollar empire that her entire family cashed in on, and I wouldn’t say she was the brains behind it, I am sure a lot of people were involved in making this, whatever it may be happen, but she’s the figure head and leader, the head on the monster, that look even more terrifying than it used to….

She was the sex tape star, the victim playing, TV show signing, roping her whole family in, leveraging social media, maximizing profits as brands threw money at them like they were relevant, because they were relevant, everyone follows them, talks like them, buys what they are told buy from them, making for a real interesting look to an old model of “avon lady” or “celebrity”…..these young girls are even trying to look like them, jacking up their faces and asses..and the world is looking real weird because of them…and that’s power…dark, greed, disgusting, vanity, power…getting paid…while being trashy…
Well, her ass is just at the point of ridiculous, and it’s not aging or holding up as well as it should, yet she’s able to wear it out in a thong, to show the world what she’s spent so much time and money on….and as awkward, even absurd as it looks, it’s almost a disability, she’s still able to get people talking…the only hope we have is that the modern science that made her, or created her look, that wasn’t tested causes premature cancer and that in 10 years all this will be melted away, not just looking like it’s melting…

Seriously…it’s fucking weird…

So respect to her vapid leader to vapid followers in the millions…or her vanity that looks unnatural and terrifying…because it got her rich even if it took a few victims in the process…money is usually evil and this ass…whatever it is…is just that…a fucking monster…

What a fucking mess, I wonder what message this sends to young girls into her…oh right, they are all whores on instagram now. Thanks Kim K! I love that shit….despite not loving whatever this shit where you shit is doing…

This is obviously some kind of dysmoprhia, where she equates size of ass with success, and/or size of ass with her relevance, and/or something dark and twisted in her mental health…because this is just so beyond abnormal….it’s hilarious.

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2017

Apr

Lea Michele Bed Erotica of the Day

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Lea Michele is out there promoting an album, ride that Glee fame as hard as you can and make that money….and she’s doing her promotional tour on TV shows and more interestingly she takes slutty pics of herself in bed….in her pajamas…

I recently wrote this about Lea Michele who I called Sir Lea Michele…because I am comedic…so comedic…laugh people…laugh…

Sir Lea Michele is on the hustle, I don’t know what she’s promoting, or why she is craving some male attention, or why she’s feeling hot and sexy, maybe she’s ovulating, LOL, I know dude’s don’t ovulate, but maybe she thinks she’s ovulating because she’s that into her role as lifelong woman, she needs to channel things women go through…or maybe she is a woman and I am just an asshole for calling her a dude due to her hard face, when she’s got a fit little body for a 30 year old, with some swollen, likely implant tits, making her face and her manly jaw irrelevant…

You see, cuz when a girl in whoring out on her bed…she doesn’t face…

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2017

Apr

Serena Williams Pregnancy Erotica of the Day

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Serena Williams is pregnant with the dude from Reddit who didn’t kill himself after selling off to Conde Nast…that was the other one…instead this one took his billions of internet money…and used it to live out a very weird sexual fetish, because ultimately, who a man knocks up is representative of their fetish, whether it is a hot sugar baby gold digging, or a famous actress, or a successful athlete or some weird youthful asian import…or some 500 pound pig of a woman the dude is presenting it to the world.. what he couldn’t resist cumming inside..

Now I love tennis, and I respect this woman’s ability, or love for skinny white boys, but I don’t really understand why someone not gold digging her, would be turned on by her…but I guess people are weird and I do have a friend who likes being smothered by fat black women and their monster tits, maybe this is like that…WHO knows…not me…but trying to like her pregnant tits in this sport bra…isn’t working out for me.

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2017

Apr

Woman Masturbates on Subway and Other Videos of the Day

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Sex in the Stairway

Charred Body on TV During Highway 5 Accident

Snake in a Dash

Driver VS Crosswalk

Guy VS Ferry

Boat Towing of the Day

Idiot Tries Drifting Tractor

Asshole Human Slaps a Monkey in India….I Hope He Fucking Dies

Idiot Drops Cocaine in Court for a Traffic Ticket

Man VS Pitbulls – Trying to Save a Jack Russell

Just a Dude Robbing a Store

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2017

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The random tinder matches I get don’t believe my opening line – which is “I want you to be my forever girl”….because they think I am cutting and pasting it to every single one of them…because everyone is a self involved skeptic who doesn’t believe in romance….and just want me to say “I want to spread your ass and buy my face and/or other objects in your until you squirt, like a little porn slut, even though it is pee, and there will be poo, because you’re a feminist, empowered and edgy”….

I save that for the second message…

Here are some stepLINKS…

I Want to Fuck Mel B’s Nanny
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Tom Hardy – Super Hero
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Mila Kunis Renovating Her Parent’s 600 Square Foot Condo
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Brie Larson – Girl Power Bullshit
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Parkour Goats
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Molten Candy of the Day
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Tom Cruise on Set of Mission Impossible
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What it is Impossible to Tickle Yourself
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VS Bitches on the Beach
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