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Rita Ora’s Rockin Body of the Day

Katy Perry Tucks her Titties in her Boxers of the Day

Megan Fox Titties Going Viral of the Day

Dua Lipa Doing Ballerina Shit of the Day

Sabrina Carpenter Strips Down for SKIMS of the Day

2017

Jan

Anja Rubik for Vogue Mexico of the Day

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Anja Rubik is in Vogue Mexico, because Mexicans like magazines as much as they like sneaking across the American border to provide drugs to the AMerican gangsters who make millions of dollars off of their hard work….you know the Mexicans the wall is going to eliminate…since there’s no such thing as travel visas or commercial airlines that you can fly into the country on – and just never leave…silly..

I guess what I am saying is that Mexico has their own Vogue, because they are a civilized nation that cares about fashion and models and people actually buy magazines because not all Mexicans live in Tijuana shanties where they turn tricks for Americans who like crossing the border so long as those mexicans don’t cross back to work their fields or cleaning their hotel…ridiculous…

That said….Mexico is a real place, a real city, it exists and they are just like America…and like the same models as America….like Polish Anja Rubik who is not American…she’s Polish, but makes that American money, like Mexicans…stealing those American jobs…

She’s not showing her tits, as girls who model, known for showing their tits do…but she’s still hot and I’m posting it.

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2017

Jan

Chloe Coles Tits for Monster Children of the Day

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Chloe Coles is some Australian model I’ve never heard of – but she’s showing her tits and that’s good enough for me.

Sure, you can argue that all girls are posting titty pics, modeling topless, feeling liberated because showing tit is cultural normal, if you don’t show tits, especially as a model, you aren’t shit, you’re not serious, you don’t fit in, and you’re not cool..

This is the kind of trend I wish was the norm when I was a teenager, getting girls to show you her tits back then required work, effort and she’d be called a whore…or a slut and she usually was…

The dream would have been for all those Gap shopping, ill fitting jean wearing girls who made you date them for a year for a handjob….to be girls who were aspiring models, even when they weren’t hot, who got naked…because jerking off to people you know is better than tits you see in magazines and I guess for Chloe Coles family and friends they get to experience both…

Tits everywhere…is good….thanks for being part of it Chloe Coles…you naughty little Australian seductress….

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2017

Jan

Kristen Stewart Lesbian Nipples of the Day

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Kristen Stewart has nipples…as you’d expect…since she’s a lesbian and lesbians either become lesbians from bad experiences with dudes – like being raped by their dad…. or by being narcissistic weirdos who masturbate to themselves in a mirror so much that they want to experience as close to fucking themselves as possible and they do that through other women…right?

Why else would a chick be a lesbian….

That said, she’s in a movie, you can see her nipples, because she’s not some bullshit overrated actress…she’s an artist with depth…willing to expose herself for the role she’s committed to…

Bullshit sure, but nipples definitely…sexualize those fuckers, we know Kristen Stewart, despite being feminist vocally still cum with tit in their mouth..becuse tits are sexual…no matter how often these feminist lesbians show them to me…

This is from some move she’s in called shop girl or something like that…who cares….

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2017

Jan

Ashley James See Through Outfit at Some Premiere of the Day

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Smart and classy outfit choice by some girl named Ashley James. This is the kind of thing you’d want to see your daughter wear to her grandmother’s funeral…or to her job interview at the strip club…because you’re a bad father and you like jerking off to tits you made…you know like the time you jerked off to that pocket pussy you made out of deli meat, melon and that dead hooker…

I don’t know what I’m saying other than that Ashley James knew she was going to a premiere and behaved accordingly…because I don’t even know who Ashley James is…and I am compelled to google her….

Not that this site is relevant…or that people care who I know or who I post about…or what I think about them. I just figure if her tits got my attention, they’ll get the attention of other pervert creeps who like nipples because our mom never breast fed us, or breast fed us too much, because we are coded to like tits…

I am going to guess she’s pretty fucking low level…at a low level event – you know reality show trash…trying to stay relevant…at a premiere trying to get any attention it can but no one wants to attend – so they give invites to anyone…. and I am going to guess that’s a good tactic…because here I am looking at nipples.

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2017

Jan

Martha Hunt Great Model Pose of the Day

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Martha Hunt is the hot, rare, American used by Victoria’s Secret in their campaigns, because they can’t just hire immigrants, even though they mainly hire immigrants, that would be against making America great, and as we all know, big billion dollar businesses like Victoria’s Secret, who probably pay as little tax as possible despite being a billion dollar company, thanks to smart accounting….are likely only interested in Making AMerica great again…which is why the get all their goods in China…that they label and resell in America…but they do have the stores, and pay all those cute retail whores to sell their product to retards who buy into mall brand name marketing…

But Martha is great…good American flavor…just living the tall skinny model life…on the beach in Miami doing content for the big American brand….and the hightlight is her on her knees – face in the sand…ass in the air..in a face down ass up that’s the way I want my bikini models while I jerk off because I can see their pussy hang in their white bikini bottoms and I fucking love that…

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2017

Jan

Girl in Line Waiting for a Water Slide of the DAy

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Youtube just pushed this video on me – while I was looking at something totally unreleted to creeper filming a girl in a skimpy bikini bottom waiting to hop on the waterslide…and I figured I would share it with you because Youtube is so silly….not only do they have weirdo creepy perv content but they also know us so well, I guess targeting our information and reading our text messages…..just to make sure they capture my attention, drive views and more importantly trick me to share with you….

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2017

Jan

Grandpa Sex and Other Videos of the Day

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Pregnant Woman Survives Being Thrown Out of an Ambulance

Man Runs Over His Ex GF and Her Boyfriend

Man VS Security

THis Man is ON Fire…

Weird Michael Jackson Dance Features a Great Fail

Ambulance Accident

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2017

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I wonder how many doctors drug their mistresses and give them abortions in the bedroom pr the bathroom after knocking up their mistresses…not because of the planned parenthood shit losing their abortion funding because of GOD…but because they are doctors and can fully get rid of annoying problems – like child support or ruining your happy marriage with a bitch who lets you cheat on her…

Because if I was a doctor…that would be the only reason I was a doctor…who wants them bastard babies…

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Ice Carousel
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Bieber Gets Faced Smashed into a Glass Wall
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John Malkovich Ranting…
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Australian Slip and Slide
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VS Model on her Knees Ass Up in the Air
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Nobody is Going to the Grammy’s This Year
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Selena The Weeknd Spend the Weeknd in Italy…SLUTS…
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Evan Rachel Wood is Engaged
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Becoming Warren Buffet
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Silicone in a Vacuum
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2017

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Everyone’s social media statuses are so fucking uplifting.

I know social media is the dark cloud that hovers over society, that makes people lazy activists, because they can whine from the comfort of their internet connection – without actually getting up and doing something….but it’s also been given to morons, who buy into everything, including TRUMP’s marketing campaign that made him president…and now they are whining about that…

PUPPY PICS AND SLUTTY SELFIES PEOPLE…that’s what we want on that dog shit technological advancement of humanity….

Speaking of slutty selfies, I like the trend that is self deprecating models, who post slutty selfies but their captions mock themselves because they are acknowledging how fucking dumb everything they are doing is…I need more of that…it helps in my masturbation to broken dreams…like I feel there is still hope…but hot chicks are usually the ones laughing about how dumb all this shit is – because they are hot..it’s the average at best girls taking it seriously because they feel they have something to prove in hotness – despite never being naturally hot – they will do all it takes to be hot…

I know you don’t care about anything I am saying…I should hire a writer you listen to.

Do I hire a fat liberal – no one wants to listen to – but who types alot because it’s the only fitness she gets while sitting on her fat lesbian ass….I could see irony of some feminist bitch writing content as I talk about tits and girls being sluts…

Do I hire an angry hick conspiracy theorist who wants to make America great…like NBC…because that’s where the market clearly is…I could see hating on models and actresses fitting in with hating on immigrants and taxes…and healthcare…and the New World ORDER

So many options…

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Winona Ryder’s Face at the SAG Awards
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Courtney Stodden Big TIts
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Kelly Bensimon in a Bikini
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Victoria Justice LEgs
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Evan Rachel Wood is Engaged
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Kate Hudson – Underwear – Underboob
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Kate Upton – At Some Event BORING without Tits Out
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Dude VS Protestors – with is “Hey This is Library”…
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Taylor Swift – Feminist
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Lindsay Lohan’s Back on Instagram
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Charlotte Mckinney was Bullied for being a Slut by Other Girls – Misogynist Girls…
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Romee STrijid is Hot
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How To Survive a Lion Attack
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Charlotte McKinney Topless
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Alessandra Ambrosio Leggigns
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Eva Longoria Cosmo Russia – Making Moves
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Man Builds Functional Overwatch Pulse Pistol To Prove his Virginity
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Gigi Hadid – Big Cleavage
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Epic Juggling Trick Shots
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50 Years of Freeskiing
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Vanessa Hudgens At An Event of the Day
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The COEN Brother’s Directed THis Mercedes Ad…
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Cutest Baby Sloth Ever….
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See Through at the SAG Awards
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Who Wore it Better – TRUMP / NATALIE PORTMAN / AND A BLACK WOMAN
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Lais Ribeiro is Hot
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The Billion Dollar Nose at the Absolut Distillery
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Miranda Kerr Boring and Possibly Pregantn at Some Event
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Farm Animal Fails
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Some Slut Named Pia Toscano at the NHL All Star Game
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Akon is Selling his Great Georgia House
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Rihanna and Azaelea Banks Fighting Over Being Black
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J.Lo Tits…
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Meteorologist Cracking Up…
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Porn Chick Kendra Sunderland at the Porn Expo
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Tattoo Girl Plays with Pussy
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Amazing Tits on Planet
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Marisa Papen – NUDE model
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Some Big Nasty Tits…on Some Cheesy Bitch….
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Briana Blair Naked….
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Jeep Owner Riding
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Ratchet Girl Protests with Nudity
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Asshole SPRAY ART
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Hot Body Cam Girl
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Lola Kirke Nude
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AVN Winners….
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Celebrity Sex Tapes – For You Pervert
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2017

Jan

Mischa Barton Pre Rehab Drug Video of the DAy

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Here’s a little Mischa Barton complaining about her mother – while crying…in her backyard while high as fuck…

She was recently admitted to rehab for being fucking crazy, and luckily someone captured the satanic possession – while freaking the fuck out….some may think this is terrifying, I think it’s hilarious. I love when homeless people freak the fuck out, and in her case, she’s rich from being on TV and will be fine, I mean sure, she may die in the process but at least she will die with a roof over her head and food in the fridge

She’s been a head case forever, I used to do a series called Mischa Barton death watch, it wasn’t as successful as DRAW YOUR VAGINA and describe it in 10 words but it was still a series I enjoyed…her all unshowerd fat, then emaciated then fat again..she’s been crazy for ever…and here she looks like She Sees Dead people…appropriate based on her first acting job…

Legend, but mainly because sex with crazies is the best, unless this is a publicity stunt for a new role…lol…as if…she hasn’t worked forever.

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