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2017

10

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I was exposed to a cunt with a jacked up face, she’s had her lips so fucking filled they looked like they were going to explode..and she was walking around the bar like she was a Paris Hilton….just giving everyone attitude like she owned the place..and she wasn’t even hot…I got caught behind her at the bar, and saw her reading an email that read “paid modeling gig”…and saw her name….and laughed….because she was a monster who clearly didn’t think she was a monster…pulling some Jenner stunts…I googled her, found her, she had 900 followers…and it reminded me that all young girls are not only jacking up their faces to look 40…..but also acting like they are celebrities….because they see it on tv…or on other social media accounts…because that’s what social media has created…little self obsessed cunts….nobody self involved cunts which is why I will die in childbirth if I ever knock up a Christian who refuses to get an abortion…like I should….and by die in Childbirth- I mean her.

THAT SAID…..Here are some stepLINKS

Courtney Stodden – Big Fucking Tits are Single
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Rosie O’Donnell’s Bannon
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Gigi Hadid and Bella Hadid – Keep Straight Face
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Abigail Ratchford – Slut
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Craziest Fairground Ride in China…
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Scarlett Johansson Flashes TIT – Barely – Not Really
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Slutty Girls at New York Fashion Week
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Sasquatch on TV
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Charlotte McKInney- Big Tits – Botox Face in NYC
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Channing Tatum – Vodka
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Some Random Chick on the Beach
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Folding World Record Airplane…
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Dubstep Made of Bird Sounds
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Katy Perry Has a New Song
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Shia LaBeouf’s Trump Project Cancelled…
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Crashing a 1965 Mustang
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Hailey Baldwin and Sara Sampaio Shoot
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Charlotte McKinney Big Tits…
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Jackie Cruz – Big Nipples
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How TO Time Travel
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1965 Mustang Trailer Crash..
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Grey Gardens is for Sale
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Lady Gaga Got Herself a New Man
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Selena Gomez is OUT
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Beauty and Lord Voldermat is the Dumbest Shit Ever
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Ed Sheeran On Taylor Swift’s Music…
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Debra Messing Was Told Off by her Director
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Michelle Monaghan Hot for Shape
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Drunk Arsonist Arrested For Exploding Fireworks
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Naked Girl with Big Tits
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Naked Model
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Two Girls – Big Tits – 4 Tits – Two Girls
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Some Topless Chick – with Big Tits
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Naked Chick – Amazing Sex Show
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Slap Em in the Pussy Part 2
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Amateur Foot Job
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Naked Webcam Chick…
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AMATEUR SLUT
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

10

Feb

Kendall Jenner See Through Outfit of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is a very important model who shows her tits on the internet…and on the runway – because she’s so fucking classy…and luxurious like her gutter porn family and all their disgusting behavior….

What a fucking joke, looking at her walking her model walk you know her dad/mom trained her for when she was a little girl because it was the onlything IT could relate to her on…

SHe’s making this serious face, like she’s all serios…anothing thing she’s worked on and the whole thing…fucking terrible…but you can see her ass cheeks and even some nipple…because everyone shows their nipples…it’s the internet generation…

She’s not even good looking – what is this shit…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2017

10

Feb

Keke Palmer Nipple of the Day

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Keke Palmer fucking loves the press, she loves the paparazzi, she loves to wear outrageous see through outfits and every time she gets the chance to show off them tits, cuz they are just tits, desensitize that shit like she’s up in Africa in a Tribe and they are National Geographic…only the modern version of that…not because she’s black, but because the most fascinating thing in humanity right now is the narcissism, shamelessness, attention seeking, validating…they all want to get…and that they show their tits for..tits I like looking at- cuz they are tits…people are gonna call me racist for comparing her to National Geographic tribal people – and that’s just racist of you – cuz all I see is human…as we are all god’s people…

Posted in:Keke Palmer

2017

10

Feb

Lesbian Kristen Stewart Tits in Personal Shopper of the Day

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It’s safe to say that lesbian Kristen Stewart is trying to find herself, find her identity as a terrible actor, fight for the Oscar, hell they gave one to Anne Hathaway for shaving her head – they will definitely will get her one for showing her tits…because that’s what all Oscar winners need….

Give this lesbian titty a chance…

Posted in:Kristen Stewart

2017

10

Feb

Victoria’s Secret Models Being Lame as Fuck of the Day

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Like LALA LAND, Victoria’s Secret models are overrated as fuck and I can’t be friends with anyone who thinks they are cool…

They are overpaid, egotistical, garbage women who are basically prostitutes who surround themselves with rich dudes when they aren’t working, despite having a lot of money, and they just have very little to offer the world….not to mention all the content they produce is some cheesy spokesmodel shit…like this vapid bullshit…and I fucking hate it…

That said, they are all tall and skinny and have little hot tits in their push up bras…and there is nothing wrong with that…except maybe that there is EVERYTHING wrong with that….

I like the land rover though…..would be better if it was on fire and models were running for their life…I mean give me something to work with her, some kind of storyline, what the fuck.

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Posted in:SFW|Victoria's Secret Models

2017

10

Feb

Tits I Missed This Week – The Paris Jackson Edition of the Day

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New feature, tits I missed, because I can’t see every tit…there are so many tits out there, with social media tits flooding our lives, and famous tits, and not so famous but eager to be famous tits, to real model tits, and fake model tits and alternative model tits, and girls who are neither but like attention for there tits….then there’s the tits at the strip club, and tits at the grocery store, and the mom tits breast feeding in coffee shop tits….there are tits in colleges and tits in hospitals…and tits being sent to my phone…then there’s my wife’s sloppy tits I try to avoid…and tits in magazines I don’t read….but have lying around because I am a slob and they are from the early 2000s…there are tits on TV, tits in the movies, tits on the blogs…tits doing random things, and tits doing nothing at all…

SO I can’t keep track of all the fucking tits…but these tits, are on hipster, very rich, Michael Jackson child, all pierced and exposed in a tank top – like tits are supposed to be….if they are under 25..nipple rings everywhere it’s some unity for women shit..

But here they are now….5 days later…I KNOW…how lazy of me….

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Posted in:Paris Jackson

2017

10

Feb

Skier Christina Geiger Does Euro Playboy Naked of the Day

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Christina Geiger is a German ski racer, she’s on team Rossignol, which is great promotion for the brand, especially in the middle of the Ski Season…and as a Canadian I have by default spent time skiing, usually to high school in the massive igloo at the bottom of the hill to learn about beaver, so it’s nice to see my two passions coming together…not that skiing is an actual passion, I haven’t skied in 20 years, but I remember being drunk while skiing and checking out girls in long underwear changing out of their suits in the lodge…which brings me to my actual passion – beaver and I can’t seem to see any labia on this one…

She’s 27, she’s won races, she’s like most skiers built like a fucking tank, all muscle, and I guess like all skiers I know, the high testosterone and being with the boys, after a long day of skiing in spandex, ends in the hot tub getting banged out by the Austrian team…those europeans so silly with their ALPS…

Point being, might as well get naked, everyone is getting naked, I love naked, whether it’s a skier with her strong legs or not…I encourage all the ski bunnies to be playboy bunnies, at least Euro Playboy where they get fucking naked…

Posted in:Christina Geiger

2017

10

Feb

CR Fashion Book Released New Images of Models to Jerk Off To of the Day

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You know the only reason CR FASHION BOOK, some prestigious fashion scene fake, plastic, bullshit, fabricated level of importance that doesn’t actually matter – produced or re-released these pics of these it models is for you to jerk off to …right?

The models are:

Maryna Linchuk, Irina Shayk,Nina Agdal, Gigi Hadid, Lily Donaldson, Amina Blue and Joan Smalls

Jerk off to them…

It’s black and white so you know it’s art….to jerk off to….

Thanks CR BOOK and all your prestige for the jerk off material…

Posted in:Fashion Porn

2017

10

Feb

Phoebe Price is Everything for Valentines Day of the Day

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If you read the site, you’ll know that Phoebe Price is everything there is right in the world. You will know that she’s always in the right place at the right time while the paparazzi are around and that her goal to get in tabloids to become a name before social media existed not only work, it was incredible to watch….and you’ll know that she doesn’t go a Holiday without getting into a Themed costume to do a fun photoshoot…reminding us to never give up on her dreams but more importantly, to always remember Phoebe Price…

Sure Valentines is next week, but it came early for me….in this DIY photoshoot far hotter than anything else you’ll see today…

I asked for more topless pics to jerk off to, but like all girls, they never come through when I’m jerking off…but this is porn to someone…mainly me….Phoebe Price erotic for life…